#why are there so many?

[speaknowworldtour]

my boy only breaks his favourite toys + lyric parallels

“the sickest army doll purchased at the mall” // “my face was grey but you wouldn’t admit that we were sick” + “all i did was bleed as i tried to be your bravest soldier fighting in only your army”

“i vowed not to cry anymore if we survived the great war” // “rivulets descend my plastic smile”

“my boy only breaks his favourite toys” // “bad bad boy shiny toy with a price”

“salute to me i’m your american queen” // “i’m queen of sandcastles he destroys”

“back when you fit in my poems like a perfect rhyme” // “cause it fit too right puzzle pieces in the dead of night”

“back when we were card sharks playing games” // “there was a litany of reasons why we could’ve played for keeps this time”

“and my mother accused me of losing my mind but i swore i was fine” // “but first, pull the string and i’ll tell you that he runs because he loves me”

“and every time i look at you it’s like the first time” // “cause you should’ve seen him when he first saw me”

“pauses then says ‘you’re my best friend’” // “he was my best friend down at the sandlot”

“i used to switch out these kens i’d just ghost” // “i felt more when we played pretend than with all the kens”

“do i really have to tell you how he bought me back to life?” // “cause he took me out of my box”

“and you call me up again just to break me like a promise so casually cruel in the name of being honest i’m a crumbled up piece of paper lying here” // “left all these broken parts told me i’m better off but i’m not”

[lemonyboy97]

Please may I have a Blue exorcist headcanon of being Yukio's and Rin's childhood friend and then eventually Yukio's girlfriend..she is exactly like Hinata from the Naruto series and she certainly blushed easily. She is a skilled Paladin and a skilled exorcist when she began training at the age of seven. She knew how it felt to be bullied because her older cousin's arrogant behaviour got him a lot of hate and she got bullied too when she was younger because she was a member of the Royal family pretty much for their exorcist abilities but she was an easy target and she cried quite often back then and yet..her older twin sister was more confident than her and exactly like Hanabi and her Dad was extremely strict and she didn't exactly live in a pampered lifestyle..her Mom died when she was six and she is half angel like her sister and she literally has goddess wings. (Her mom was an angel and her Dad was human). She knew she was different..she saw things people shouldn't see and she got frightened by shadow demons when she was very young and her Dad told her not to be ridiculous. She ended up teaching Exwire class when Yukio couldn't.

Yukio's relationship with his girlfriend from a Platonic friendship to an actual boyfriend and girlfriend relationship.

Rin's relationship with Yukio's girlfriend..

Im sorry that i never responded to this- there are many reasons/excuses including crazy mdeical stuff that i almost died from, but honestly this request was so hard to make sense of, like- its SO specific and very long and im very lazy.

I might come back to this some other time, but probably not, i apreciate the ask and i love you, but maybe next time something less.... complicated? Like- with how detailed your ask is you basicially wrote the headcannon you were asking for? That level of backstory and details is better suited for a character matchup than trying to decipher and pick apart to write headcannons. Again, sorry for taking so long to respond, love you 🫂

[zephzephyrus]

just got the urge to learn about the history of spoons. why?? dunno, keep thinkin about spoons tho.

[8-birdparagon]

I am slowly being driven insane by the ever increasing number of fruit flies in my house

[almondpiglet]

ppl were drawing mikus from all over so heres habesha miku and her lil twin sibs rin and len!!

[happylandfill23]

i've had this garfield panel saved forever and i even marked in my calendar today as "the monday that wouldn't die" so uh. happy(?) monday the 22nd aka the monday that wouldn't die

[sapphosdickandballs]

This post is kinda like my other one but a bit better lmao. I might make variations of this with other pieces of media but it depends onnn how well this is received

ETA - I'm gonna say that react channels or YouTube videos or podcasts count cause fuck it

[werewolf-transgenderism]

keep seeing undergrads on social media saying “oh if a prof has a strict no-AI academic integrity policy that’s a red flag for me because that means they don’t know how to design assignments” like sorry girl but that just sounds like you’ve got a case of sour grapes about not being allowed to cheat with the plagiarism machine that doesn’t know how to evaluate sources and kills the environment! I have a strict no-AI policy because if you use AI to write your essays for a writing course it’s literally plagiarism because you didn’t write it and you’re not learning any of the things the course teaches if you just plug a prompt into the plagiarism generator that kills the environment, hope this helps!

[ashipwreckcoast]

i could, in theory, buy a tofu press

[mlm-blues]

“lmao imagine liking men” OK!!! ON IT BOSS 🫡🫡🫡 it’s beautiful here

[hsincerely]

I would enjoy this book at least 80% more if there weren’t so many exclaimation points

[nonbinary-arsonists]

BALD

[sturgeonposting]

The sturgeonposting army is 2000 strong

[thegleampt2fromtheglowpt22001]

ppl on Twitter have for no reason I can tell rediscovered Mighty Jill Off, thee cute indie platformer abt lesbian BDSM from 2008. I have no idea why it's gaining traction again but I just thot u all on here wld like 2 b part ov that 2

[wewontbesleeping]

the weirdest fucking thing to me is how men will be like "it's so hard being a man. no one cares that i'm sad. the loneliness we experience could NEVER be understood by a woman" and then also be like "btw i never talk to my friends and i don't know their names and i love hanging out with men because they don't talk about their stupid emotions all the time. women could never understand a bond like this." like ???

[gibbearish]

love when ppl defend the aggressive monetization of the internet with "what, do you just expect it to be free and them not make a profit???" like. yeah that would be really nice actually i would love that:)! thanks for asking