Two hours into the full game and I had Astarion try to unlock a door. He went "*scoff* easy" and immediately rolled a one :)
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English is awful ! I want to read your books but my brain is tiny and your words are big !!
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Mr. Seaward demonstrates his preferred meal presentation: lukewarm and wrapped in a piece of corn snake shed.
bone apple teeth, I guess
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"Don't make this into anything it's not" says the formerly evil guy, locking the good guy up so he can go and draw the bad guys away from their hiding spot, "that would be so embarassing," (kisses him on the mouth), "for you, I mean, don't misunderstand this or anything haha" hides him in the most secure place he can find & fucking leaves to protect him
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Wait, are you speaking from personal-
...Gale.
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cardan is the type of guy to ask you out as a joke in middle school, then laugh in your face about it with his friends. then, years later, you find out he actually liked you and was trying to see how you felt about him
wait no this is basically the plot of the series
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Source: Delicious In Dungeon [2024]
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Luke Hughes come here I just wanna talk
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I think Gale is missing Waterdeep
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