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gor3-hound · 8 months

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this picture of chris has me tweaking holy shit... should be illegal to be this fine

#WHY ISNT HE REAL???#punching the wall #THE ARM HELLO???#no wonder i have a mental breakdown whenever i try to write him jesus christ #yapping

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opikiquu · 1 year

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#he is being a good big brother #go lyney!!! gooo!!!!!!!!#★ my art #art #genshin impact #genshin art #freminet #lyney #lynette #fontaine siblings #<- i didnt know that was a tag.#i have a headcanon both lynette and freminet are taller than lyney #i donr CARE her model is shorter than his!!!!#if i dont see it it isnt real 🗣️#lynette is sitting thats why he looks taller dw i wonr ever do it again #he deserves to be called out for the shortstack he is

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lovnaei · 4 months

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simon riley owning a truck p1

simon taking you to a secluded spot so he can fuck you in the truck bed. being his passenger princess means he fingers you anytime you want. Giving him a hand job while he drives and slightly humping your seat🩵🩵

#WHY ISNT HE REAL #cod smut #cod x reader smut #cod x reader #simon riley x reader #simon ghost riley #simon riley smut

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autismsupersoldier · 5 months

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a non-exhaustive list of my dunmeshi cast headcanons, as well as a fun exercise in censoring genitals in creative ways. below the cut you can see a list of notes and explanations. hope you enjoy as much as i enjoyed watching the anime!

important to preface:

now, lets get into it.

thanks for lookin! here are some sketches too:

some more falins because shes my favourite!

#marcilles veins are visible under her skin because i think #it would be cool if that happened for people who were powerful/experienced magic users #it would be a cool way to show it visually #btw laios binding incorrectly is just true and real in my mind you can never convince me otherwise #my boy is wearing his binder while he runs and sleeps in it. chilchuck beats him over the head with a stick. its just how it is #falin has broad shoulders and thick arms because of her protective and kind nature :-)#generally im very happy with how i drew them here #i love drawing naked bodies #esp hairy & fat ones!#i hope this helps someone feel more secure in their body #it helped me :-)#the reason why laios isnt that hairy is bc im a tboy too #and im not as hairy as id like to be #that is all #:-)#delicious in dungeon #dungeon meshi #falin touden #marcille donato #laios touden #chilchuck tims #senshi #cw nudity #artistic nudity #nudity cw #let me know how i shld tag this

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bakudekublogblog · 4 months

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the contrast between kacchan not caring about the irreversible damage to his body verses his entire life flashing before his eyes, his heart shattering, brokenly sobbing about the future he’d dreamed of sharing with Izuku after it’s revealed he’s quirkless is fucking STAGGERING

#bakudeku #bkdk #mha spoilers #bnha spoilers #mha leaks #hori if BAKUDEKU isn’t real then WHY IS ALL THIS BAKUDEKU IN MY SALAD #THIS ISNT EVEN ALL OF IT THERES LIKE SO MANY BAKUDEKU CRUMBS ITS A WHOLE BAKUDEKU CANON CAKE ITS A FULL FIVE STAR BAKUDEKU MEAL #FOR FREE??#HE LOOKS SO FUCKING BROKEN BY IT #HES MOURNING AN ENTIRE LIFETIME HE HAD PLANNED TO BE WITH IZUKU #HIS DREAMS HIS DREAMS ARE ALL WITH IZUKU IN THEM I #MY FUCKING GOD #WHAT IS THIS WHAT ARE WE SETTING UP WHAT IS HAPPENING IS THIS REAL #AM I GOING CRAZY OR IS BAKUDEKU LIKE ACTUALLY CANON

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filurig · 4 months

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i rarely ever get the Anatomy Worldbuilding Brainworm but suddenly i was struck by it bcs i had been thinking about the weirdness of basilisks and in particular how the whole Ability to change sex through shapeshifting works so. Yippe

#worldbuilding #creature lore #speculative biology #spec bio #speculative evolution #bestiary #pareidolia tag #this is why arvo is like the transiest cis trans guy ever. he was born female but has a male human form #at the same time the human form is still very different from a real human so like #despite being “cis” in that form hes still trans af. You get what i mean #also ik the anatomy here probably isnt 100% accurate or makes sense im no anatomy expert just erm. I just wanted to roughly visualize

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ilynpilled · 3 months

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jaime turning women down constantly more bc he is very monogamous and in love with someone else right now for the first time and is also kinda scared of actually having sex with someone other than cersei is sm better to me than “i respect the kg vows of chastity so intensely rn actually because i changed into a good and serious person” or whatever lol

#i truly dgaf about that bffr jaime dude #like its a stupid vow that says nothing about u as a person lmfao #him in the bath with pia thinking of brienne like u r not fooling anybody honestly #like i truly do think its more copium and not being honest with himself tbfh #like he had a rationalization when pia came into his bed in asos too but then it was purely ‘i only love cers i would never’#and with cat it was so funny when he bluffing and was like uh i cant marry bc of my vows but i could still service u😉😉#he would have pissed himself if he was called on that bluff but only bc he would be cheating on cers and have sex with another woman #man that fucked his twins in a sept next to his sons dead body the moment he returned caring about chastity vows #his development isnt really about keeping every vow ever when most of it is fraudery anyway #like pls he is not keeping his vow to his king rn really 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#i think the vows and respecting them has a deeper meaning thats the whole point which ones do u keep and prioritize and why #like weve been thru this 80x being a real vowhead is not what makes u a good person 😭#deleting ur individuality and personal life to be an honorpillhead lol #the vow to cat has meaning the elite bodyguard vow to never fuck has zero meaning 😭#he was ready to break the no marriage vow w cers pls #im not saying this bc of a shipper endgame in mind i find volcel jaime hilarious its just i dont like it as proof of his development #like ill be real guys sex positive warrior gurm is not pushing the idea that keeping ur chastity vows is what honor is about #like i get that he wants to be better and he is figuring out what that really means but

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buqbite · 1 month

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part 1 (on VA and being better than humans)

part 2 (on welt and being just a human)

#remember how in second eruption welt keeps getting covered in blood edgelord style whenever he fights??? yeah #wait first off #hi3 #honkai impact 3rd #welt yang #void archives #voidwelt #my doodles #okay anyways. VA isnt human but they haven't been in a “human” body for very long so i reckon there's a lot of new experiences to make #and. i dont think he gets to be dignified enough NOT to be whiny about it. cmon. itd be so funny #second of all sure welt is human but that dude's real used to not giving a shit abt how he's doing and acting like a robot instead of a per #cuz he's got more “important” shit to do #(that's so fucking real of him man ME TOO BESTIE)#also as i told kai: that last panel is not a look of surprise or horror. i tagged this as voidwelt for a reason #i think we all know what kinda look this is #edit: and why tf would they be fighting sky people? why can they bleed? dont ask me im here to draw gay people covered in blood #edit 2: oh my god i didnt add the blood in the first panel. THATS WHAT THE JOKE REVOLVES AROUND???

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a8amni · 2 months

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little dazai spread i made for some toast 😋

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he is like a parasitic fungus and i am the ant someone save me

#dazai fanart #bsd dazai #dazai osamu #bsd #bungou stray dogs dazai #bungou stray dogs #art #digital art #fanart #why isnt he real

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basicallyhenry · 3 months

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TFP Optimus Prime literally has the dad face.. please hear me out

HE GOT THE EYEBROWS AND CHIN AND EVERYTHING. BROOOO HES SO DAD AND DADDY

Seriously, He's LITERALLY A DAD, MAN. ITS NOT FUNNY HES SO GRGDJFHSJDMGNFMM I LOVE HIM FOR THAT

i am not normal.

#I LOVE OPTIMUS PRIME MAN WHY ISNT HE REAL UGHH #optimus prime #transformers prime #tf g1 #transformers g1 #infodumping #transformers #maccadams

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bellinghamism · 11 months

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oh.my.god.

#i cannot #jude bellingham #real madrid #WHY ISNT HE MINE

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dreamsy990 · 6 months

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some of the less nice thoughts about being aroace

extras below the cut

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closeups on my favorite panels

bonus: adios

#doodles #kingdom hearts #roxas #axel #olette #aromantic #asexual #aroace #do i tag pence. hes in the background of one panel #ehhhh sorry pence no tag for you #also not tagging soriku and namixi #i mean by the logic of 'theyre in one panel so i wont tag them' i also shouldnt tag axel but. he has dialogue so #anyways i have a very irrational love of olette whenever i need a random side character in a kh comic? olette #i think she uses webmd. anyways im done talking about olette #so let me clarify about this comic #im aroace. this is all just things ive thought before #im not saying in any way these thoughts are real. theyre just thoughts #thats why it ends with 'but there isnt. its just me.' there IS nothing wrong with being aroace. even if it feels like it sometimes #im not trying to send a message im just trying to express a feeling ive had for a while #anyways. the aroace community is super positive and i like that. but not everything i feel about it is that positive #sometimes it feels like im missing something yknow #this comic seems like its about roxas. but its about me. congrats youve been fooled #drafted something similar to this for aro week but didnt finish it in time so this is spiritually part of asaw 2024 #btw sorry im not posting as many drawings lately #schools kinda stressful im pretty tired and busy most the time #i am throwing this drawing to you like a slab of meat to a pack of hungry dogs. take this meager ration in these trying times #alright i think thats it bye now

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robinmage · 6 months

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one thing i really appreciate about jinshi's character is how he has NEVER once actually had any intention of succeeding the throne. every time the idea is brought up he immediately detests it. so hes giving maomao as much as he possibly can, even though maomao has many qualms about it due to their difference in social status, but jinshi DOESNT CARE because hes NEVER cared about or wanted the status of crown prince! its been nothing but a burden to him! from his perspective the ONLY thing keeping the two of them apart are outside influences. he has no doubt within himself-- hes horribly down bad, in fact. but unfortunately his stupid JOB is getting in the way of him skipping off into the sunset with his favourite little cat

#jinshi literally maiming himself infront of the emperor and empress: “can you please fire me so i can marry the girl of my dreams”#emperor: “no. now go to the west capital relatively unsupervised with the girl of your dreams andpromise REAL HARD u wont something stupid”#also not to mention i think maomaos problem isnt that she doesnt want to marry jinshi bc she doesnt care about him-- she cares abt him A LO #which is precisely why shes convinced herself she cant marry him. she wants whats best for him and #she wholeheartedly believes that marrying her is the EXACT OPPOSITE of whats best for him.#like she has. yknow. not the prettiest of backgrounds. growing up in a brothel might do that to you #shes mentioned before- shes basically a commoner. she has her biologicaldad but hes more of a wildcard selfmade man with no real connection #and she doesnt even like him.#but she just CANNOT comprehend that someone would sacrifice so much for her and ask for nothing in return but her company #i just love them a lot your honour.#the apothecary diaries #the apothecary diaries spoilers #for the anime/manga onlies #READ THE LIGHT NOVEL #kusuriya no hitorigoto #kusuriya no hitorigoto spoilers

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lovnaei · 5 months

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You and simon cuddling on the couch together while watching a show, your leg hitched up on his lap with his thigh in-between your legs. moving around to get "comfortable" when in reality, you just wanna hump your pretty little clit on his thigh until you explode🩷

#why isnt he real #cod smut #cod x reader #cod x reader smut #simon riley x reader #simon ghost riley #simon riley smut

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skitskatdacat63 · 5 months

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I've decided to do myself what the cowards at Aston won't. Behold.

#GAAAAAAHHHH REALLY HAPPY WITH THESE #GRRRRR I WANNA EAT HIM #not to pat myself on my own back too much but god he looks so fucking hot #woof woof woof man why isnt aston fernando miami 2004 redux not real :(((#only exists in art form :) teehee #ty for everyone who voted in my poll for this even if you didnt know it was for this!#apologies for not picking the most voted one. however...i didnt wanna draw it LOL #theres smth sexier to me about him wearing the unbuttoned shirt OKAY #was pretty fun to design the aston version of the shirt! lmk what you think #also small gripe: it sucks ive put all this work in and its probably gonna end up getting less than the poll i spent less than 10 mins on #idc that much abt notes but ugh the fact that lower effort notes tend to do better sucks :(#unless you wanna make this post more popular than the poll- be my guest :)#anyways god i though renault fernando was hot in these outfits and i obv still do but ggrrrrrr old man fernando when i get you #as i said yesterday. if he wont do well on track he might as well do well off track. so here i am. objectifying him #f1 #formula 1 #fernando alonso #2024 miami gp #f1 fanart #formula 1 fanart #catie.art.

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delicatepointofview · 3 months

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gonna have to deal with people missing the point of louis singing 1d songs in festivals... don't get me started on the other covers

#festivals is for exposure #once again: festival is for exposure!!!!#for the people that know him only from the band its like oh its him? let me check him out #for the indie ppl that he wants to appeal to its like: oh isnt this from [band]? let me check this dude's redemption of it #why must it be said every time!!!!!#same thing can be said even for tour #have we not seen the clip go viral on the first time he said 505?#and people will be buying tickets to hear a 1d song live out of nostalgia even if they dont know much of louis' own stuff #and come out of there thinking hm i actually enjoyed his as well #thats the way it goes #it doesnt say anything about his solo abilities and he's not selling himself short #there will always be people that are there not fully entirely for all of his songs either #it happens to mainstream artists and their big hits #the way this fandom want to complain about everythinggggggg #edit: sorry this isnt direct shade #i just have to see it multiple times everywhere because i update dailytomlinson 💀#last one add because AJSKAK truly irates me #stop trying to make this as some hard task for him that he's only doing it because he's not as big or something #i promise you he doesnt need you fuming over this my god #i know its mostly pettiness disguised as a real constructive opinion over how louis manages his career or whatever #but my god. arent we tired of focusing on the stupidest things? end rant

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