#whyisgamora

[tempestmoon83]

YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE WHAT JUST HAPPENED IN MY ENGLISH CLASS

the teacher was talking about the book (we're reading to kill a mockingbird) and he asked us

"Where is Aunt Alexadra? Actully, can someone explain who Aunt Alexandra is?"

SO THEN THE QUIET KID IN THE CORNER SAYS

"I'll do YOU one better. WHY IS AUNT ALEXANDRA?"

then I see my oppurtunity and yell at the teacher

"TELL ME WHERE THE GIRL IS OR I SWEAR TO YOU I'M GOING TO FRENCH FRY THIS LITTLE FREAK!"

AND THEN ARGUABLY THE MOST POPULAR GUY IN THE WHOLE SCHOOL STANDS UP AND YELLS

"LET'S DO IT YOU SHOOT MY GUY AND I BLAST HIM COME ON"

THEN THE QUIET KID STARES DIRECTLY IN THE POPULAR GUYS EYES AND SAYS DRAMATICALLY "do it quill. I can take it"

THEN THE TEACHER FROM ACROSS THE ACTUL HALLWAY RUNS INTO THE CLASSROOM AND SAYS "NO HE CAN'T"

and another kid goes "she's right. he can't"

SO I YELL AT THE POPULAR BOY(who I have a major crush on) "yea you don't wanna tell me where she is that's fiiiiine. I'll kill all three of you and beat it out of Thanos myself STARTING WITH YOU!"

the other kid says "Than- let me ask you this one time what master do you serve?"

so I continue it with "what master do i serve what am i supposed to say jesus?"

AND MY CRUSH DOES HIS CUTE EYEROLL AND SAYS "you're from earth right?"

and so i say "I'm not from earth I'm from MISSOURI"

and my crush is like "Yeah thats on earth di- wait no you're to cute to call that- what are you hassling us for?

AND EVERYONE IS SO STUNNED AND WE'RE ALL JUST SITTING THERE SO THE TEACHER SAYS "you're nor with Thanos?"

So i of course have to keep it up but OMG he said im cute so I say "WITH THANOS? no im here to kill thanos wait you the hell are you guys?"

So then my teacher ends it with "we're getting back to class man"

[craythatshitis]

Guardians Of The Galaxy Holiday Special drops tomorrow! Here’s a quick study guide to prepare you for it! 🔗 in bio🎄🦃 #guardiansofthegalaxy #holidayspecial #guardiansofthegalaxyholidayspecial #marvel#kevinbacon #footloose #phase4 #starlord #whyisgamora (at Elmore City, Oklahoma) https://www.instagram.com/p/ClUgRmyvrdM/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[lifeinbrick]

Answering the most important question in the multiverse….WHY IF…

[darthscribblesworld]

Gamora and baby Groot ❤️

[mimi-bwatt]

I updated my #itabag next is to get a backpack to show my drums! #enamelpins #pinhead #pincollector #marvelpins #whyisgamora #americasass #ilu3000 https://www.instagram.com/p/Bz33-4DjVPa/?igshid=1p9odte1mffb5

[threeholepunchjim]

How do I not remember seeing this happen? When did this happen? What is happening?! PC: tagged #theoffice #dwightschrute #creedbratton #kiss #classiccreed #forehead #forgotten #missedit #whyisgamora #theofficeus

[angelgrotesque]

Lance:hey guys ever wonder WHAT the quiznak

Pidge: I’ll do you one better: WHO the quiznak

Coran: I’ll do you one better: WHY the quiznak

Keith:... actually, Coran’s makes the most sense.

Pidge: Coran Coran the philosopher man

[violaloki]

You should have gone for the head #youshouldhavegoneforthehead #titankillinglongtermbootycall #fingersnap #InfinityWar #infinitygauntlet #whosgamora #wheresgamora #illdoyouonebetterwhyisgamora #whyisgamora #thanoslovesbubbles #movienight (at Florida International University) https://www.instagram.com/p/BoSze2lhxcb/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=a6qm5jf4h653

[lexithejedi]

So Ryan bought this badass looking dagger and then just casually mentioned that it’s called The Dagger of Lex, like it wasn’t going to instantly become my favorite weapon in the house?? Ps; Knuckles is the cutest 💁🏻‍♀️ @ryansince1983 #daggeroflex #buffythevampireslayer #myboyfriendisthebest #whyisgamora #lexmas

[xespionagex]

Great #photoop with @zoesaldana at @acecomiccon #mcu #gotg #gotg2 #zoesaldana #avatar #startrek #marvel #comicon2019 #acecomiccon #comiccon #autograph #celebphotoops #guardiansofthegalaxy #endgame #avengers #whyisgamora @celebphotoops #seattle #green #movieposter (at ACE ComicCon) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bzemk4cjYoI/?igshid=k2qju10euo04

[missmelony]

😟😔🥺😢😧😳🤯😡 I left the theatre telling at the screen. How dare you end a movie like this! I was in a fog for a bit. What do you mean Thanos wins? it's too much and I really need it resolved now! #WhereisShuri #ThingYouLoveMost #DaddyIssues #WhyIsGamora #Repost from @2apstudios ・・・ #CountdownToEndgame ....sigh. Saw this movie three times in the theater and each time I got just as emotional as the last. This is what we've been waiting for. This is what all that our team has been running around doing has led up to. All the while, as they were fighting other bad guys and saving the Earth, there was a background story playing out. As soon as Odin died, it kicked off. Thanos is the protagonist of this movie still the bad guy but the main focus I say this because he gets what he wants in the end after fighting off all the antagonist meaning The Avengers this is another movie where we were able to see the character arcs of all of our heroes come to a culmination. We see so much growth and we see them put it all to the test here. Some really great interactions between the different franchises was in the MCU happened in this movie and prepare us for what's next. Or at least gives us an inkling of how each Avenger will play a role. The absence of #Hawkeye and #Ant-Man is interesting but no more interesting than the fact that #Hulk has performance anxiety. Watching some of my favorite characters turn to dust was an experience I will never forget. I'm ready for the true #endgame because this can't be it. #Avengers #Endgame #Thanos #GotToCatchThemAll #DidYouSurviveTheSnap #captainmarveliscoming https://www.instagram.com/p/BwrSHkhJXMK/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=hi1ich54wevp

[whyxisxgamora]

gamora: I don't get why everyone is so excited over this number change. or why groot is trying to get drunk on water...

[i-do-random-things-do-not-ask]

Um marauders era perferably or something to do wif Harry Potter

Then I need one for my marvel sideblog 😭💔

uh okayyyy idrk but whatever

hp could be “fuckjoanne”, “nobody-is-dead-thanks” or “thelittlesnitch”

marvel could be “takeasskicknames”, “whyisgamora”, “lokimybisexualking” or “odinsleftsock”

[stuckylibrary]

Hi! Are there any fics in which Bucky is found first, then Steve, and focuses on what happens right after Steve is revived? Just read "How do you solve a problem like Maria?" which gave me the hankering for it. Thank you!

This post is for you!

Fic mentioned:

How do you solve a problem like Maria?* by whyisgamora (Watsittoyou) (oneshot | 26,707 | G) *graphic violence

Maria knows that the Winter Soldier was a ghost story, and nothing more.

Part 1 of Maria Hill deserves a goddamn raise

[kassinwonderland]

Hmmm... Future cosplans maybe? #gamoracosplay #gaurdiansofthegalaxy #refaceapp #whyisgamora #futurecosplans https://www.instagram.com/p/CEe_F4yjtDL/?igshid=1v2n4yb074l4x

[legendofzyacosplay]

It's not easy being green... no, really, it's difficult. I got green everywhere 😂💦 Next time I definitely need help painting myself, oh boy, it's tough :o ! #whereisgamora #whoisgamora #whyisgamora #cosplay #costume #costumeroleplay #filmcosplay #marvel #marvelcinematicuniverse #marvelmcu #marvelcosplay #mcucosplay #infinitywar #infinitywarcosplay #guardiansofthegalaxy #guardiansofthegalaxycosplay #gamora #gamoracosplay #femalecosplayer #wig #redred #ombrewig #green #greenbodypaint https://www.instagram.com/p/BoE-3V1l5Ca/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=4mzsmk5iwt9r