#wide-open

[linipikk]

Aziraphale shielding Crowley from water

and Crowley shielding Aziraphale from fire

[bloodraven55]

this specific shot is still rotating round and round in my head like a spinning top

[possumtion]

Drawing the road trip/beach episode we never got

Part 2

[fraternum-momentum]

MEOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[howardthedarkwingduck]

[goatgutzupon]

random (semi themed) stamps

[hinamie]

Blushing yuuji please?

u make a compelling argument

[spidehpig]

poor bird getting cornered by ghoap at a bar

:(

soap is just so icky & obnoxious. horny little mutt can’t stop making overt passes at her. tries to paw at her tits a few times. just entirely too eager. he’s been hard in his pants for a half hour now. so she starts to shrink towards the tall & quiet one. maybe he’s a little nicer, he hasn’t said anything gross or tried to grope her so far. only to squeak when big fucker pulls her onto his lap and shoves his hand up her skirt

[milfshakess]

Come, child.

[numbpill]

RANDOM/SEMI RANDOM COLLECTION OF TILED BACKGROUNDS FOR YOUR WEBSITE / BLOG <3

(ko-fi)

[typhlonectes]

Leave Your Front and Back Doors WIDE Open All Night Day

via: Nicholas Conigliaro

[iso3200net]

Flowery bokeh

I got up early in the morning and went to my vineyard, I've been working with my father. Starting early meant we finished early, so I had some free time to play around with my camera.

Here, Knapweed wildflowers in the vineyard. July 2023.

Taken with Canon EOS 5D Mark II digital camera, with adapted Mamiya‍-‍Sekor C 150mm F4 telephoto medium format lens. This lens is SHARP! Crop to 16:9, levels, and that's it.

[gwendolyn-of-loxley]

What's a tgirl gotta do to get raped around here?

[zombiedogteeth]

Hootsie the most competent member of the party.

also some Gid and Kermy as a treat. He would throw him around like a rag doll no doubt.

LoA requests are now open, feel free to make requests. mainly doing OUAW but will do things from other campaigns!

[kizzer55555]

The Vampire Aesthetic

Ok so Danny knows two billionaires personally and they really couldn’t be more different. Yet they had one thing in common. A vampire aesthetic. Sam is fully into goth. Spiderwebs, bats, the color black. She enjoys fangs and fake blood and the darkness of her soul. Meanwhile, Vlad is Vlad. If his name wasn’t enough, the dark clothing, pale skin, and flying around with a cape and fangs with coffins in his mansion really sells it.

Danny doesn’t know many rich people so he thinks this might be some kind of trend. (If Paulina is rich, her family likes the chupacabra) So he just thinks that all rich people have some kind of vampire thing going on.

Cue Danny somehow ending in the Wayne household. Maybe he was brought over as a friend of one of the bats, maybe rescued from a field trip/vacation gone wrong, maybe some other situation. But he is there in civilian form with civilian Waynes and Danny just takes a good long look around the inside of the mansion.

“So where’s the vampire aesthetic?

Everyone freezes.

Danny just starts looking around, checking behind paintings and feeling the walls for secret levers. Used to secret passages with Vlad and possibly Sam. The Fentons definitely had them when they were temporarily rich.

“Come on, I know you guys are hiding it.”

Cue the entire batfamily thinking that this is another Tim and that he is fully aware that these people are the batfamily. Danny hangs around the mansion more and the bats just start dropping their disguises and not even bothering to hide stuff around Danny because they assume he already knows. (Possibly even trying to recruit him to be a new bat) Meanwhile, Danny, who does not know these people are batman and his birds, just does not pick up on any of it.

He grew up in a health violation with a giant ballon observatory lab above his head and a portal to the afterlife in his basement. He is a half dead teenager who has tea with the god of time and his godfather is the other parent to his clone child. He’s used to death lazers being scattered across his home and mysterious stains on clothing.

People are weird! He doesn’t judge!

[tikklil]

Summer stench 🌻🩸