#witchcrap

[setnakh]

Join the Sabbath!

[audacityinblack]

odin @ me: "ding dong, read the havamal like I've been telling you for years" me: "ok ok I'll get on it" me: *opens one page of the havamal* me: *overheating PC fan noises*

[completedestruction]

We sit at the gate and scratch. Last night was revitalizing and unholy. Thank you @severity_stone , @inthenightwetrust and @dusk_providence ! It was brill to play with @creamydreamycoleslaw and @throb.zombie !!! 📸 @lotsofpulp 🎥 @just_jai.and.moi #drag #instadrag #instaqueer #queerart #gothqueen #witch #witchcrap #witchcraft #strangerthankindness #dragqueenmakeup #instagay #queerartist #dragqueen https://www.instagram.com/p/Cnff0t2uWVT/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[yelena-bellova]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fTHlgR6Gvg0

5:08 proves that the Swifties are a cult

“This is some Midsommer s*it.”

SAME BRO 😂😂

[seph7]

I see this crap all the time. No fancy magazine or online quiz, or sparkly meme can make any such determination. Collecting crystals and liking black cats means sod all if all you’re after is the ‘witchy aesthetics’. It doesn’t run like magical kool aid through the blood. If you want to be a witch? Practice witchcraft. Put effort and belief into it, not glitter and expensive wands. Notice the world, not the glamour snapped on social media. #witchcraft #witchtipsofinstagram #witch #witchesofinstagram #witchaesthetic #witches #pagan #paganism #pagansofinstagram #paganwitch #ukwitchesandpagans #ukpagan #ukwitches #ukwitchcraft #ukpagans #witchcraftmemes #witchcraft101 #witchcrap #allglamournosubstance #thecraft #witchcraftpractice https://www.instagram.com/p/CRALVJ1Lv1-/?utm_medium=tumblr

[witchcrapped]

Prosperity and Good Fortune Spell

The following post is a reference for my friend and I who are working a Prosperity and Abundance spell together. 

I’m planning on repeating the same two simple rituals every morning and evening.

1. Morning: Stirring Cinnamon and Almond milk in morning coffee clockwise to spark and activate power for the day with the following incantation:

With this potion of power, I draw to myself all the electricity and power around me. I drink it in and let it charge me up. I will find opportunities to make things happen. 

2. Evening: Drinking Mint Tea, or looking at the color green, drinking or eating something green, or rubbing aloe into your skin. 

Into my body, I absorb all the luck around me and out of myself will pour all the Good Fortune and Prosperity that I deserve. 

Feel free to exchange any items in the spells above with something that works better for you and you have available. Try not to buy anything new for this, but if you do, buy the item with lots of intention, and be mindful of the money transaction. 

The following items have magical properties to bring about Prosperity and Good Fortune. 

Peony (Good luck, fortune, especially in the home)Catnip (Luck)

Mint (Communication)

Lemon Balm

Clover

Cinnamon

Allspice

Bay Leaf

Cashews (Money)

Almond

Aloe

Amber

Coins

The color Green (growth, money) 

The color Orange (Good luck)

Green Magic Playlist on Youtube:

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLyMJUoJ7By_knsmKdUqO_aJDlPP2B54NJ

Bonus Spell:

Bring extra coins to the bank or to Coin Star, with the following incantation before you drop them off: With all the power from each exchange

I send out all my pocket change

And back to me it will return 

With even more cash to burn

Visualize all the hands the coins pass through as they came into your possession and watch them leave, down the slot or to the teller at the bank. And as you receive the deposit slip or cash back, imagine all the good luck power of all those coins drawn together in that bill. Keep it for good luck, or spend it when you need to and visualize releasing the money power back into the world, to be returned to you again in the future. 

Note to DBD: Feel free to reblog this post with whatever things you may have added or changed for your own spell. I was thinking we could make sigils or images to focus on for meditation/prayer next week. 

[dreams-of-klag]

Concept:

Using cards against humanity cards in tarot spreads.

[itsavalonsmith]

me, a pro witch

my roommate: avaaaa, I'm sick

me: ... get well soon?

roomie: can you make me something to get well soon with your witchcraft

me:

me: *gets out 3 different tea bags*

me: *rips them open*

me: *mixes the leaves together* *puts in boiling water*

me: there, i just made you a potion

my roomie:

me: I'm a pro witch

my roomie:

me: a master in witchcraft

roomie:

me: i sometimes call it witchcrap and now you know why

roomie: just keep those leaves in the tea bags next time and put just three bags in the water please.

roomie: you made a mess.

[greater-than-the-sword]

Funny fact. When my sister and I were growing up, we didn't know the word was spelled witchcraft. We legitimately thought the word was witchcrap.

Oh my gosh

[dwyndel]

In this house we do not practice "witchcraft," we practice "witchcrap." This mostly involves collecting jars, putting leaves and twigs in them, putting them on display, and never touching them again.

[ghostcrows]

i would make a sideblog for witchcrap but i honestly dont like making sideblogs its just a hassle; so u will all just have to put up with me here

[audacityinblack]

Storm Magic Incantation For Opening Roads and Removing Obstacles

During a thunderstorm, each time you see lightning or hear thunder, chant:

“Thunder roll and lightning strike, cut a path for me this night.”

[archiveofidentityconstellations]

Malfoy the Meanest Friend who won't let Blaise (who is too Beautiful for this shit) leave Hogwarts Home of Witchcrap and Misery™

[gifmelol]

Witchcrap [OC] https://ift.tt/2TcrpmF

[witchcrapped]

Any of yall have that really old candle that you have been reusing for what feels like forever?

It’s probably some old kind of wax that no one makes anymore and it burns really fast and leaves a ton of unburned wax in the container. So you keep warming it up and rewrapping it around some twine and burning it again? And you’ve done it like a dozen times at this point but it’s hardly shrinking?

Mine is pine scented and I feel like the power of a thousand winters are stored inside it and I’ve been slowly releasing all of them with each reburning. 

[dianasson]

If any part of witchcraft becomes extremely popular, you should immediately become suspicious.