okay all of the reviews for "severance" by ling ma said it was a hilariously deadpan satire on the post-apocalypse — and maybe that was true in 2018 — but now that i've read it i can say i probably laughed Once and felt a bone-deep nihilistic dread Constantly. the bit about the protagonist's company gifting her a self-care kit of 2 N95 masks, a nutrient bar, and an expanded insurance plan in response to a worldwide pandemic isn't really funny post-2020, it's just realism.
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Word Count: 960
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Sirius Black/Remus Lupin
Characters: Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, James Potter, Peter Pettigrew, Poppy Pomfrey
Additional Tags: Friendship, Secret Crush, Marauders Era (Harry Potter), Canon Compliant, Animagus, Gender Identity, i haven't fully decided what this means for sirius yet, but sirius doesn't really know either
Summary: On the Marauders' first night out together under the full moon, Remus notices something unexpected about Sirius's animagus form.
Excerpt:
Sirius hung back. "You're really OK?"
"Yeah. Just tired and achey." Remus gave Sirius a sleepy smile. "Thanks. For ... you know ... doing all this for me."
Warmth bloomed in Sirius's chest. "Yeah, well, I -- we had to do something. Couldn't let a mate go through all that rubbish alone."
It had all been worth it -- the sleepless nights -- the months of research -- the dozens of failed attempts -- for Sirius to see that sweet smile on Remus's face, and know that he had helped lessen his friend's suffering, at least a little.
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Arcmanoro Niles
When We Played As Kids, 2016
Longing For Change (I’ve Given up on Being Well), 2019
Still Trying to Figure Out Forgiveness (So I Can Say This Is The Way That I Used To Be), 2020
I Miss The Boy I Once Had Time To Be (Last Night I Dreamed I Did The Things I Don’t Do Now), 2020
Who Am I When I Am on My Own (That Might Have Been the Last of My Youth, I Never Told My Folks the Truth), 2022
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Partner E is sick (not Covid), so we’ve spent the past three days playing the social distancing game. I have thus been a) in my room, b) on the porch, or c) at work, and I already feel like I’m about to start chewing the dry wall. I am gaining a new understanding of why my mental state was Like That during the height of the pandemic.
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i am being so brave today*
*going into the office for a staff meeting instead of wfh
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I’m watching this video about “Why I stopped doing a capsule wardrobe”, and she’s talking about how less consumption is better for the environment, and it’s easier to move when you have less stuff... And then she said, “And I just realized that I needed more than 50 items in my wardrobe.”
Fifty... items. For a capsule wardrobe.
Like, I’m assuming this count did not include things like underwear and socks. Maybe it did and I’m wronging her: if it did, 50 is reasonable. If it didn’t.... JFC. I own five pairs of pants. That’s it. Maybe 14 shirts, I think I’ve got a skirt and one dress and like four kinds of sweaters. That’s like HALF of her wardrobe, and I don’t even wear most of what I own. WTF
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Shuffle Tag!
rules: put your music on shuffle and list the first 10 songs that come up, then tag ten other people
tysm for tagging me, @facewithoutheart! such a sweet n pleasant surprise, and i loved reading the little stories for each song on your post.
i no longer maintain an mp3 music library (though i have my old itunes backed up, just in case..) but i did my best approximation by putting all the songs on my spotify playlists into one big playlist. (go into the options menu on each individual playlist and "add to other playlist"; hope this is helpful for someone :)
back to december - taylor swift
roses - the chainsmokers
anything could happen - ellie goulding
portions for foxes - rilo kiley
mastermind - taylor swift
see it for yourself - sugar & the hi lows
used to be - beach house
down in new orleans (finale) from "the princess and the frog" soundtrack - anika noni rose
kiss me more - doja cat feat. sza
let em talk - kesha feat. eagles of death metal
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okay so, it's already August and I realized I have to book my fall vacation if I want to have one. original plan was to triangulate the exact time in which I can cause maximum pain to my coworkers, but no one will tell me when that is and my psychic powers are failing :/
Sooooo I've triangulated the best time to take off as the 10th - 18th of October. There's Canadian Thanksgiving on the 9th (planning your vacation around stats so you get bonus days off is Primo Adulting), and I'd also have my mom's birthday off so we could do something fun. And I think that'll be the sweet spot where we usually have our very short fall, so it'll be chilly enough to do lots of cooking and baking but not so chilly/such bad weather that I can't go for a hike/drive. (If it's one of the years where we have an extremely late summer or early winter I will just. Die. Especially if it insists on being 20+ C). I could also take the 3rd/half of the last week of October off, which might be more ideal weather-wise and spooky-enjoyment-wise, but I'd get one less day bc there's no stat to align my time off with.
Anyway sorry this post has no purpose other than I'm scared to book my vacation bc I don't want to use up my vacation days 😭 but also I really want to book it so I have something to look forward to...
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Sea said something about you today and big larries
Oh contraire, seasurfacefullofclowns said something today about influential larries, which I'm definitely not, but I love that her thinking so just underlines all the other completely incorrect bullshit in that post, the way she ALWAYS doubles down on the dumb, no thoughts, head empty because if it's not about hand-wringing over incorrect shit that makes Louis look pathetic and undermined when he's anything but, it's not worth doing. I also love that she has me blocked, so the only way I know about any of this is via email notification, so yeah, I saw it, these high tumblr walls, they came up short, etc.
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