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coworkers-office · 5 months
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>[A boy in a lab coat falls from the ceiling of the elevator into the floor, making a small “oof” sound as he did so, his eyes widen as he glances around]
>“…This..is..not..the foundation.”
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< Coworker jumps at the sudden thud, whipping around to see a stranger in his office. Seeing this person dressed in a lab coat, your coworker assumes he must be some sort of scientist or doctor in buisness with the company. Coworker collects himself, smoothing his hair and fixing his tie before approaching the stranger. He offers a hand to help them stand up. >
"Hello, name's Brayden Cooper. Yours?"
< Coworker wears one of his charming, overly-confident smiles. He hasn't made a buisness deal in a few days, and he's eager to get back to it. >
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lemonlimestar · 1 month
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anything can be yuri if u read enough random 90s elseworlds comics
bonus doodle
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kingkatsuki · 5 months
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You text your f/o “can we fuck tonight?” What are they doing/replying?
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telomirage · 3 months
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started the morning with small breakfast while reading job descriptions -> found one that looked okay -> saw two bullet points in the "responsibilities" section that made me incandescently angry -> tried to read two more listings -> gave up and took an HOUR AND A HALF LONG break
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pikslasrce · 6 months
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curly girl method save me (it didnt) new wavey makeup save me (it did)
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jabeur · 6 months
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literally had 3 different moments in the last week where i buy something think of my paycheck and feel nauseous........ ik we all keep saying it but everything costs too much. why do i have to feel like crying every time i buy groceries
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starmocha · 14 days
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can't believe i ordered from barnes & noble for the first time ever and they just...
SENT ME A BOOK FOLDED IN HALF???
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sunsoak · 9 months
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I’m starting to think that nothing is as serious as people try to scare you into thinking it is
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vampireterzo · 1 year
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i may put my two weeks in tomorrow at work
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latejulys · 4 months
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who would ever think i'd actually be able to enjoy Employment 😭
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leatherbookmark · 1 year
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oh god okay i understand that maybe not everyone is as indecisive/comfortable with saying "it depends!" as me, but like, i'm sorry, i'm sorry, but i just can't take people who call izzy a villain seriously
#he's a little annoying dude. i swear to fuck#'the real villain in the show is the system and izzy is siding with the system' babygirl he's a pirate 😭 he really isn't 😭#he could NOT more clearly be -- he literally IS -- that kind of gay man who wears his leathers and anger as an armor because being scary ha#been his way of fighting The System => being consumed and destroyed by it; and who looks down and feels disgusted by flamboyant#and effeminate soft-handed gays because if they're this soft then they clearly haven't experienced this kind of abuse that would make them#harden up. ....you know what i mean.#like idk this show in general like... doesn't have a 'villain'? it's about stede (and ed's) journey and their development. not necessarily#about their Conflict With Someone/Something. i guess it might change in s2 but idk. there are just Situations in which they find themselves#and because of/md is a comedy no one really... holds things against other characters in a long-term way? izzy stabs stede and sells him#out to the english and ed punches him for the latter (which he says 'ok fair' about!!! like!!!) but does he go 'and for all the shit you've#done i'm Firing you as my first mate? no! he slams him against the wall and feeds him his toe but he's like. ok get up and back to work#and he doesn't seem particularly disgusted or upset with him in that final blackbeard's flag 2.0 moment. (nor manipulated; inb4)#like. it's a workplace romcom. the workplace is a pirate ship but it's a workplace and izzy is that annoying coworker who's a bitch and#often ruins everyone's fun but no one like... Seriously ostracizes him. more like applies some light bullying BECAUSE IT'S FUNNY.#COMEDY. do we remember that?#and like. it seems he's going to have a bit of a larger (?) role in s2... it really doesn't seem like the show sees him as a 'villain' or#even an active 'antagonist' either. like ok let's agree 2 disagree and may both sides block each others' asses into oblivion because god#knows both sides have some annoying people but mannnn sometimes... insisting that things Can be divided into Good and Bad... is worse?#shrimp thoughts#once again i wrote a tag novel about an incredibly silly thing. welcome to leatherbookmark
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hamartia-grander · 1 year
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I was granted the superlative of "Activist" at my workplace and while that technically isn't a superlative I'm honoured that so many people associated that with me instead of something dumb like best hair or whatever.
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taegularities · 1 year
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so hhhh
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leprosycock · 7 months
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chai i was working when everything went down WHAT HAPPENED
jrma and lud interacted for a little bit in the intern stream that happened a few hours ago. you can see jrma at the 56 minute mark! 🫶
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they’re fucking each other grotesquely and sensually ^
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aaami · 10 months
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Eeegghh
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halinski · 1 year
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