#wtf @ me

[jakascoo]

Alex: I'm trash. Maggie: As someone who's environmentally conscious, it's my duty to pick you up. Does 7 work for you? Alex: Alex: You smooth motherfucker. Alex: And yes it does.

[tophats-tea]

WTFFFFFFFFFFF

I JUST HAD A DREAM WHERE SOMEONE ASKED DRDTDEV SMTH LIKE “What’s David’s ideal partner?” AND THEY RESPONDED WITH A PICTURE OF SPONGEBOB WITH A FLOWER OF HIS HEAD I’M GOIJG INSANE

[tathrin]

Just created a fun typo invented a new word: farewelfs.

noun: the goodbye-wishes you give somebody before they sail off to the Undying Lands, never to return.

[vee0valentine]

I just realized, in all my drawings of Virgil. I. Forgot, his. Fucking. EYESHADOW.

[t0xicmentalwaste]

just sprayed my perfume directly up my nose on accident and holy fuck that shit burns

[aplaceinhell]

love wathcing the moth in my room flit around my lamp like it's some sort of god.

what an absolutely goofy little idiot guy

he's been at this for 30 minutes

never change idiot little moth

[jjinpang]

[bipolarmango]

Me at 28: I've got my whole life under control, everything is mapped out, my wedding is planned to a tee, my career is going just like I've always wanted, I've got great hobbies, I've got a perfect life, everything is just great great great

Me five year later at 33: I have no clue who I am or what am I supposed to do with my life or what I like what the fuck happened send help someone please what am I even doing here

[scaewolf]

Past me:

Hah I have a fun idea for a short OC Comic!

Present me: 😐

I am so exhausted but the Panels for my sweet lil Comic Snippet are coming together.

[talshiargirlfriend]

Looking in my notes app is so funny because clearly “Draw crab friend” seemed like enough information at the time, but…

[jakascoo]

Kara: Pros and cons of dating me. Kara: Pros. You'll be the cute one. Kara: Cons. Holy shit, where do I begin-

[fuzz-onyx]

Learing to socialize (from my pov)

Me: *seeing a meme about how introverts are adopted by extroverts* Me: *excite* *waits to be adopted* ... ... ...

Me: *realises that majority of people I interact with are either introverts or not interest* Me: *tries to be extrovert* *actually gains friends* *am now emotionally exhausted for the day* ... ... ... ... ... ... ...

Me: *realising that people subconciously expect me to be an extrovert for some reason* Me: *cries*

[porcupine-girl]

Gotta love finding (and fixing) tense changes in a six-year-old fic 🙃

[everydaygremlin]

thurblesday is almos tover for me mwhwhwhwhw

[probablygayattorneys]

On December 19 of last year, I was becoming increasingly frustrated with what I was trying (and failing) to do and for reasons I do not understand, I said “I can’t blame Apollo my way out of this one.”

What the fuck did I mean by that

[badolmen]

People against piracy fail to realize that no, I can’t just ‘buy it.’ They stopped making DVDs and Blu-Rays. They’re barely offering digital copies for download. I am not spending money I could use for food or bills to pay for a subscription service just so I can always have access to a beloved piece of media. Especially not when the service will remove media on a whim without concern for how the loss of access to that piece will make its artistic conservation nigh impossible.

For example, I recently learned that Disney+ had an original film called Crater. It’s scifi, family friendly, and seems cool - I would love to buy it as a holiday gift for my little brother! But: it’s exclusive to D+ and THEY REMOVED IT LITERALLY MONTHS AFTER ITS RELEASE.

The ONLY way I can directly access this film is through piracy. The ONLY available ‘copies’ of this film are hosted on piracy websites. Disney will NEVER release it in theaters, or as something to buy, and it may NEVER return to the streaming service. It will be LOST because we aren’t allowed to purchase it for personal viewing. If I can’t pay to own it, I won’t pay for the privilege of losing it when corporate decides to put it in a vault.

So yes, I’m going to pirate and support piracy.

Edit: if you are able, use $5 you would otherwise use for a streaming subscription to donate to a GazaFunds campaign.