#wtfeveridgaf

[wayhowayho]

I was tagged by @martemartinelli !!!

rules: answer the questions and tag 20 blogs you want to get to know better

nicknames: Fran, Franny, Cheech, Cesca, Chessie 2

star sign: Libra

height: 5'5

time right now: 3:12 p.m.

last thing you googled: “when did Germany annex the Sudetenland” (it was for a history assignment)

favourite music artist: I dont really have one, but my fave genre is 80′s! Also I’ve been listening to the Hairspray soundtrack a lot lately, idk why tho

song stuck in my head: basically any song we sing in choir Sanctus in D by Dvorak! (I’m required to sing it for my chamber singers audition next week )

last movie i watched: Grease

last tv show i watched:  Riverdale (new episode tonight!! its sooo good)

what i’m wearing right now: leggings, short heeled boots, and a peasant top from Hollister

when i created this blog:  According to postlimit.com: Wed, 05 Feb 2014  (3 years ago!!!!)

the kind of stuff i post: Mostly comics (DC, Archie, some Marvel) and the occasional meme :)

do i get asks regularly: yeah, and they’re all from my sister ( @bring-alessandra-the-horizon)

why did i chose my url: I was in the eighth grade. I liked anime and I liked homestuck. I originally wanted the url “animestuck” but it was taken, so i used the Tumblr suggestion and it kinda stuck (even tho I HATE anime and I’m not in the Homestuck fandom any more lol)

gender: Female

hogwarts house: Hufflepuff

pokemon team: dont have one :/

favourite colour: Purple/pink

average hours of sleep:  on days where I don’t have shitloads of homework i usually get 8, and 9 hours on days when I have period 1 free :))

lucky number: 413 ( I s2g it follows me EVERYWHERE)

favourite characters: Mar’i (and basically everyone from Kingdom Come ), Koriand’r, Nightwing, Beast Boy/Changeling, John Constantine, Madame Xanadu, Traci 13, Mia Dearden, Black Canary, Green Arrow, Milagro Reyes, Lian Harper, Big Barda, Oberon (there’s wayyy too many :p)

number of blankets i sleep with: 3/4

following: 4,985

tagging: @steam-queen, @bring-alessandra-the-horizon, @kiysumi, @nightglider124, @halsbabymama, @wtfeveridgaf, @qu33n-of-pasta, @0sungoddess0, @serena-fiddlesticks, @thundercatsanddc, @bardascott, @cottoncandycrisis, basically whoever wants to do it (you don’t have to if you don’t want to!!!)

[tsukishima-tadashi]

Rules: Answer the questions in a new post and tag blogs you would like to get to know better. I was tagged by both @bloodandhedonism and @cincosechzehn!

Nickname(s): Mike and Kuni! The first is because my real name is Michael and the second is because Kunimi Akira is Literally Me

Star sign: Cancer.

Time right now: 9:58 PM

Last thing I Googled: Sebastian Vael hip swivel. I was trying to prove a point.

Favourite music artist: Marina and the Diamonds/Marina Diamandis.

Song stuck in my head: Froot (by said artist)

Last movie I watched: Temple Grandin. 

What are you wearing right now: My Friday shirt (the shirt I started wearing every Friday to see if anyone would notice), boxers briefs, socks. When I get home, the pants come off.

When did you create your blog: 2011 or 2010, I believe. It was during one of my awful teen years, is what I know. 

Do I have any other blogs: Yes. My current NSFW blog (linked on the sidebar, just gay bullshit), my old nsfw blog (not linked because SHAME), a few old URLs used as redirects or dumps for vent posts or tag links for when I’m on the Shitty First Gen Ipad With An Outdated Version Of Tumblr Mobile (SFGIWAOVOTM) or anything else, and a vent blog.

I also set up the AO3 Feed blog for tsukkiyama fanfics.

Do I get asks regularly: Not really :(

Why did I choose my URL: The otp is Yamaguchi Tadashi x Tsukishima Kei. It’d be too unwieldy to make a joint family name, especially in Japan, unless they squashed them together like a ship name, and I just like the idea of Yama taking Tsuk’s name.

Also I wanted a way to upset people who notp them because I’m petty and spiteful and a mean person. :)

Gender: Male.

Hogwarts house: Slytherin. Though it does fit my nasty personality, idk. THe ambition part ain;t really me. And Ravenclaw fits my meta-tendencies I think?? But I’m not even into Harry Potter so I’ll leave it to the experts.

Pokémon team: I’ve never even seen a pokemans but I like the pretty ones.

Favourite color: Orange.

Average hours of sleep: 3 hours of sleep, 1 - 2 hours of being up, 4 hours of sleep.

Favourite characters: Yamaguchi Tadashi, everyone else from Haikyuu!! except Coach Washijo, Morrigan, Leliana, Shale, Queen Anora Mac Tir, Merrill, Fenris, Solas, Cole/Compassion, Vivienne, Sera, Calpernia, Tavros Nitram, Gamzee Makara, Ryuji Sakamoto, Goro Akechi, Yosuke Hanamura, Naoto Shirogane, Tohru Adachi, Yukari Takeba, Mitsuru Kirijo, Shinjiro Aragaki, Mikleo, Sorey, Edna, Lailah, Simone... I think that’s the full list, though it’s hard for me to call favorites sometimes... I love pretty much anyone I don’t hate in fiction, haha. Faves like Yama just stick out sometimes, while with others I have to think about to realize that I love them more than others. 

How many blankets I sleep with: One, usually. I overheat too easily while I sleep. Only if I’m in a room with zero insulation would I use any more than that.

Dream job: Being pretty and getting paid for it. Alternatively, being an author.

Now, ya’ll ain’t gotta if y’all ain’t wanna, but for the spirit of the meme...

@rainbowgrilledcheese @theoinkypiglet @pitifulmerthurobsession

@milindso @noyasun @genjishimemeda (u don't like fun so ur gonna snark at me)

@bowlcutprotag @deanpendragon  @freckledtadashi @codenamefox

@sirwallahoo @spaceprick @haku-chuu @badatusernames

@tsushikki @wtfeveridgaf

That’s 16, good enough.

Sorry if any of you don;t like being tagged in these things! Again, no pressure. 

[glasswort2]

Once you get this you have to say five things you like about yourself, publicly, then send this to ten of your favourite followers (OH HOW THE TABLES HAVE TURNED)

1. i like that i am totally awesome

2. i like my hair cause its like browninsh reddish now

3. i like that im taller than you

4. i like my eye color

6. i like that i know how to do lots of things

I skipped 5 but ive been awake for 32 hours now so fuck it

[invisibleinkwriting]

I Wrote This SpongeBob Analysis Of FrankenDoodle:

I wrote it for English class (don't ask) but y'all should tots read it:

  Tragic figures are prolific through great works of literary art; few, however, match the tragedy which manifests through the character Doodlebob from the Spongebob episode “Frankendoodle”. Born from the etchings of a magic pencil, Doodlebob was fated by his creator Spongebob to be nothing but a joke, a 2D alien to the 3D world he was thrusted into. In a struggle to make sense of the strange world, Doodlebob lashes out against those around him- a reaction that ultimately causes his tragic demise.

            The tragedy of Doodlebob begins with his creation. Spongebob, playing the part of a hypocritical god, brings Doodlebob to life merely to play a joke on Squidward. He does this despite earlier telling Patrick that “each piece of art is a child” and thus “must treated as such”. Spongebob does not treat the creation of this “art” seriously, and he creates Doodlebob without concern for his creation’s wishes or care for how his creation may feel about life. Therefore, Doodlebob, a poorly drawn 2D doodle, is carelessly tossed into the 3D, “real” world and is focused to deal with the resulting alienation alone. Because Doodlebob had to come to grips with sentient life and a world he had nothing in common with, it comes as little surprise that he chooses to react to the alien world around him by lashing out with rage and violence.  He beats up Squidward with little provocation, he hits Patrick over the head with rocks and bowling balls, and he throws and threatens Spongebob. What makes the suffering of others at the hands of Doodlebob truly tragic, however, is how this violent rage ultimately cements Doodlebob’s tragic end. Although his rage was caused by his creator carelessly throwing him into a world he couldn’t understand and that he had no prior identity in, this same rage is also what causes his creator to seek to destroy him.

            Thinking Doodlebob dangerous, Spongebob nearly exterminates the doodle- violently erasing everything but the doodle’s hand, which escaped only to reform again later. Doodlebob’s violent outbursts are what caused Spongebob to assume the doodle needed to be destroyed, and because he didn’t see past this rage, Spongebob made no attempt to help Doodlebob adjust to the world or even help him understand all that he was faced with. It is only when Doodlebob returns, enraged and seeking revenge, that Spongebob realizes the truth behind Doodlebob’s actions. During their final confrontation, Doodlebob declares to his creator “You doodle; me Spongebob!”, and it then becomes apparent to both Spongebob and the audience that the Doodlebob’s violent acts were not done out of malicious intent, but that he was searching for an identity, a purpose in the strange world he was born into. Tragically, by the time Spongebob realizes this, Doodlebob’s rage has already manifested itself into revenge, and the doodle pursues Spongebob with the intent to erase and replace his creator with himself, as to finally obtain the identity in the world he had so desired. Doodlebob’s rage against his creator, however, leads to his demise. His creator, in an act of self-preservation, traps Doodlebob between the pages of a book, returning the doodle back to the 2D world of pencil and paper. Thus, the doodle presumably loses all sentience and becomes a regular drawing at last.

            As can be seen, Doodlebob’s tendency to rage, and the physical suffering he causes others to undergo, is the direct cause of his tragic downfall. He reacted to the alien world around him with rage, and because he reacted in this way, the creator which gave him life was forced to take that very life away. Had the Doodlebob been less prone to violence, had he been less quick to hurt others, then perhaps the doodle could have met a nicer end, could have, in the end, even found his identity in the new alien world. As Spongebob surmises after vanquishing the doodle, “No, no, [Doodlebob was] not evil. He was just a two-dimensional creature lost in our three-dimensional aquatic world, longing for a purpose.” Doodlebob was not evil, or even out rightly malicious. No, his tragic is demise speaks of how an insecure environment and identity can lead to anger, and how this anger turns self-destructive, turns more violent to all near, as one becomes desperate to find stability in the world and a clarity in oneself.

             (It isn't the final draft though but im done working on it right now any comments or alternate interpretations)

[vodka-bot]

wtfeveridgaf You wanting people to submit dresses for March... I think this would look pretty good on Eridan!

((day 5)) 

Very true! 

Its just a doodle but the dress is so pretty and so is Eridan!

Its humanstuck!  totally didnt forget the horns.

[tsukishima-tadashi]

@wtfeveridgaf

*Picture of Pheonix Wright having just been called out**another picture of him having recomposed himself and readied himself with another bluff*

HE WAS HIT IN THE FACE BY A PAIL NOT TAUNTED WITH IT THE SITUATION IS ENTIRELY DIFFERENT

PLUS MUTANT OR SOMETHING.

ALSO NERDS ARE BETTER ANYWAYS. YOUR FAVE IS A NERD TOO, OR DID YOU FORGET?

I WILL FIND EACH AND EVERY PAGE WITH ERIDAN AS PROOF, GOSH DAMMIT.

(Lets just be honest - Gamzee is a perv. A lovable perv, but a perv nonetheless.)

[redweddingcrashers]

I just caught up with your newest chapter in Insurgency, and I just wanna say Hella Jeff was obviously the one that killed Kankri, I dunno why everyone says otherwise.

Duh, it was definitely Hella Jeff, especially since he does exist in a somewhat powerful position as the figurehead of Canaveral, so he does have the means and he is in the right place. 

[oddeyesight]

wtfeveridgaf brassmanticore LOOK AT THIS THING!! (And turn on the annotations)

[glasswort2]

When you get this ask list 5 things that make you happy, then pass it on to the last ten people who reblogged from you.

Umm.

1. You, cause im a sap

2. music

3. new clothes

4. rain

5. games

[frostedcupcakesftw]

Idk, he's probably taunting her about genocide or something.

 (In an alternate reality where Kanaya is a bit less gay...)

[railsoverpails]

6, 13, and 17!

6. is it hard for you to get over someone?

erm this is actually a bad question for me!!! since ive never had to get over someone before ://

though if you think of it in a friendship way, then i handle it really well!! i tend to miss the person but then i kind of... get used to them being gone really fast???

i feel like i should quote aradia as a ghost right now

AA: im 0k with it

AA: im 0k with a l0t 0f things

13. how do you feel right now?

pretty good actually, though kind of stressing over something im procrastinating on, welp. 

17. opinion on insecurities.

theyre fine to have??? is this what the question is asking??

everyone has them, and even though it would be nice for them to go away at the same time i think its kind of integral to growing up, i guess. 

i have quite a few insecurities, but not a ton. 

[tsukishima-tadashi]

I'M SORRY I TOOK A BATH. WHAT ABOUT TAVROS'S BUTT MAN, SPILL IT.

It is literally the most fantastic ass in paradox space. 

His hip game is pretty good too. It’s not perfect like his ass, but it’s close. And it’s certainly better than Kanaya’s.

You see, the real reason Kanaya cut Tavros in half, risking his life with the excuse of “oh we need to get you walking again, so we performed an operation on you to replace your legs without your consent, cutting off your reproductive organs despite needing to rebuild the troll race”? She was jealous of fuck. Like, her hip game ain’t half as good, and her ass is only decent. And she’s being shown up by a /boy/.  You’d be jealous too. Probably? Idk. 

That’s the reason no one but Karkat freaked out about, by the way. Everyone else was jealous too, so they were like, “finally”. Except for Gamzee, who was kind of sad. And Equius but he was more upset that he didn’t get to put horse legs on him. 

I mean, it’s the only viable reason I can come up with. Any body who thinks about it knows that it makes no sense to cut off his genitals when you want to recreate the troll species. And if she really wanted to help him, she would have thought about it! And if you thought about it, you’d realize that cutting off the places where the body disposes of waste would cause some problems if they lived for more than a few hours. But she did it, so she must not have thought very hard!

SO she must’ve just snapped from jealousy and acted from impulse.

I mean, if it wasn’t on impulse, she would’ve talked with Equius first and made sure he would actually be able to attach robolegs to him before she actually went through with it, right? But she didn’t. So she couldn’t have been acting out of want to help Tavros. Because like. She didn’t even make sure she was risking his life for a good reason!

So either she was hung up on Vriska kissing /him/, which makes less sense because clearly she was the one kissing there and he didn’t even like it, or she was jealous, which makes a lot more sense to me, because I’m jealous of his booty game too.

So, she’s cut this boy in half, and suddenly boner. She’s confused at first, but it all becomes clear after she cut’s Eridan in half - she has a thing for this.

I mean, that’s why she was so intent on going after Gamzee when she literally just saw a good friend of hers form a relationship with him. Lust can cloud someone’s mind, y’know? Like, why else would she completely disregard her close friend’s feelings? Because he took Vriska’s corpse? 

Either she likes cutting people in half or she’s a necrophiliac. Maybe both! Probably both.

(Yes I KNOW it was probably revenge for Nepeta and Equius or some shit but revenge is so BORING isn’t “Kanaya is actually fucked up sexually” so much more interesting)

Anyways, back to Tavros’ backside.

The only ass in paradox space that comes even close to matching Tavros is Rufioh’s. But, if both butts were to be examined by butt experts in buttology, it would be found that Tavros has the more perfect ass. Rufioh has better hips though. But they still both far outrank anyone else when it comes to hip or ass, thus why everyone’s all over them, and also simultaneously jealous. 

But, as Gamzee ruins everything, he will one day ruin Tavros’ ass. He will destroy it. 

In a good way.

[redweddingcrashers]

wtfeveridgaf replied to your post: omfg my first lecture for an online summer course...

Which one is it?

the scientific method one

why am I still being taught about the scientific method in college-level chemistry when we’ve been learning about it since the fifth grade??? I’m pretty sure I know it by this point!!!! college I s2g

[oddeyesight]

NOTP deal: GamTer? (Gamzee/Terezi? I honestly don't even know the proper ship name, I just know it bothers me.)

my NOTP too | I don’t ship it | it’s okay | I ship it hard | OTP

My issue with gamrezi in cannon is that we don’t actually know how it was. We know that Terezi was hurt by it, but Gamzee is narratively mute, so I have no idea whether the abuse was one-sided, two-sided, or whether Gamzee was actually controlling himself throughout this shit. We know for sure it was abusive, period. In AUs, where we understand what happens, yeah I might ship it, but other than that? gamrezi is thorny and filled with issues and I like to stay out of that minefield as much as possible.

[shea]

♈ - Who is your least favorite human?

It';s a pretty hard question since I love all of them to bits and pieces but honestly the one I love to bits a pieces just a little bit less than everyone else is.... Jake...

He's such a dearie, but he's just not quite in the same ranks of 'wanting to smother with love'-ness that everyone else is, at least for me.

[frostedcupcakesftw]

http://explanationpoint.tumblr.com/post/73985521339/seems-i-was-tagged-by-quincydragon-rules

Alright! Question time!

  1. Current favorite song? -My favorite song will and forever will be Bohemian Rhapsody.

  2. Current favorite band? - I'm horrible with music and singers and stuff like that... Heck, I didn't know who Adele was until like, months after she became popular... So I don't have a favorite band.

    3. What shows are you currently addicted to? - Nothing, surprisingly! I'm really into Sherlock, I guess, and I really want to finish watching Hannibal... I'm looking into jumping into Doctor Who randomly next season too. But I don't really get "addicted" to anything((excluding the Internet heh)) If only I watched Breaking Bad so I could make a good drug joke out of the wording of this question, however...

    4. Tacos or burritos? - HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME CHOOSE. But burritos, usually. I would like the tortilla. But I would put tortilla chips in my burrito because I like crunchy too~

    5. What is the scariest movie you've ever seen? - Grown-Ups 2 was the scariest thing I've ever had to sit through. The real terrifying part was that somebody was actually paid to write and produce it. ((I don't watch many scary movies))

  6. Can you moonwalk? - I don't have enough money to go to astronaut school.

  7. Is your hair straight, curly, etc. - Wavy, but I straighten it.

  8. Who is your least favorite Harry Potter character? - I'm going to be burned at the stake for typing this, but kinda quickly read the series just to read the series and I barely remember a lot of it, to be honest. So I'll go ahead and say my least favorite character is Wormtail. On the grounds that he acted like a pedophile, sleeping with an unknowing boy for all those years.

  9. You can only listen to one music genre for the rest of your life. What is it? - Ancient Mayan ritual chants

  10. Taken or single? - Single. I'm not taken, and for that I'm glad. I don't have Liam Neeson as my father, so he can't rescue me.

  11. What movie are you most excited for in 2014? -UHH. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT MOVIES ARE COMING OUT SO LET'S JUST SAY HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON 2.

~~~~

  OKAY COMPLETELY SERIOUS QUESTION TIME.

  1. If you had a choice between being able to fly and being able to find ten dollars on the ground every day for the rest of your life, which would you choose and why?

  2. There's two people who look and talk exactly like your mother standing in front of you. They both claim to be your mother, but only one is telling the truth. You have a gun and you have to pick one to kill. You can only ask them one question before you must choose which one to kill. What would be the question you choose to ask?

  3. Do you want to build a snow man? ((I haven't even watched Frozen yet aww shoot son that sad fact about my life depresses me))

  4. If you have five peanuts in one hand and twenty three decimal point seven apples balanced on your head, how much time do you have left before the rise of the anti-Christ?

  5. What is your favorite movie and what is the movie you will SAY is your favorite movie because your real favorite is all too embarrassing.

  6. Where are the Snowdens of yesteryear?

  7. What is the most hipster-ish thing you've ever heard somebody say out loud, and what is the most hipster-ish thing you've said out loud.

  8. *stereotypical air-headed girl voice* OKAY, so like, Bachelor Number One, I like, am TOTALLY into chop suey! It's like, my FAVORITE FRENCH DISH. I'm high class like that. *pops bubble gum* So, yeaaah, so if we like, totally went out on a date, what kind of restaurant will you take me to and why?

  9. You wake up in a room. Your hands are bound and you're tied down to a chair. It's dark, and smells oddly of urine and other body fluids. The walls are dripping with some unidentifiable liquid, and it makes them look as if they're crying. There's a sudden buzz, and you jump in your seat. A door opens. A figure straight from some gory horror movie walks towards you. It's wearing all black, but has on a white mask that you recognize from the Saw franchise. Your heart speeds up, and it continues to frantically beat so hard in your chest that you are sure you will die of stroke before dying of whatever unfathomable torture this- this THING has planned for you. "Hello," You can hear the twisted smile in the distorted voice, and you can imagine the cruel, stone cold eyes bearing down on you from behind that eerie mask. "I'd like to play a game..." The words are breathed out slowly from behind the costume, and you dare not to even breath. The figure begins to pull out... SOMETHING from behind its back and your brains screams out in fright, begging you, PLEADING you to not, please, please for the love of God DO. NOT. LOOK. but your eyes betray your mind's better nature and your mouth opens in a silent scream of terror and horrified as you see, you see... The dark figure sets down a monopoly board on a table in front of you and sits down. You catch a glimpse of its soulless eyes from under its mask and you choke back any sound that would show weakness. Your captor taps gloved fingers against the metal table and the sound echoes quietly, sinisterly around the room. Then it speaks again. "Let's play." .... How would you react to the following situation above?

  10. What is your favorite animal? :D :D :D

  11. Quickly, if I wrote a book would you still love me after I killed off all of your favorite characters and ships off in horrible, TERRIBLE ways?