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kyistell · 2 months
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I got bored few days ago and had this idea that the New states have a group chat sooooo heres the New state GC that no asked for :D
Chap one: Oops all the new kids
Chat- New Brethren
Newie: So remind me again why we aren’t eating at Jerz?
Yorkadam: He let Florida in his house
Nex Mex: yikes
New Mex: is jerry still alive?
Yorkadam: Considering he is looking over my shoulder, yes he is alive
Newie: Damn thought this woulda killed him
Yorkadam: He says “Fuck you”
Newie: 🖕
Nex Mex: wait why cant jerry just type on his fone?
Yorkadam: Also Florida
Newie: WAIT!!!
Newie: Did Florida blow up his kitchen AND his phone!!???
Yorkadam: Yep
Nex Mex: daaammmmnnn 
New Mex: doulbe homiecide
Yorkadam: “FUCK YOU!!”
Newie: Ooooo Jerz is angy
New Mex: hehe angy
Yorkadam: Be warned, Jerkae tele’d
Newie: Ah shittiobweiufhubewgowefub
New Mex: L
Newie: your next.
Newie is now offline
New Mex: hahaha look at this thing i suddenly gots ta do
Nex Mex is now offline
Yorkdam: God damn it Jerkae
4 hours later
Newie is now online
Newie: Jerz you are the worst you know that
Jerry™: oh I am absolutely aware
Newie: Absolute psychopath
Yorkadam: Your acting like we didn’t know this already
Newie: Fair point
Newie: Btw where is Nexico?
Newie: Figured he would have got on by now
Jerry™: I got em
Jerry™: turns out snow and a 80 degree state don mix so well
Newie: Jerz wtf?
Jerry™: listen at first it was light torture as pay back and then it turned into a bill nye the science guy ep
Jerry™: not my fault
Newie: How???
Yorkadam: I chose not to question that, it’s best you don’t as well
Yorkadam: That reminds me, you didn’t get hit too badly did ya?
Yorkadam: We could always get Masshole or Conny to look at it
Newie: Nahh don’t worry
Newie: It’s just bruised but I’m pretty confident its not broken
Jerry™: ah shit I didnt hurt ya loads did I?
Jerry™: you can pop down to my room if ya want
Jerry™: I got south park running and ice/heat packs
Yorkadam: Oh great, worried Jerkae is out
Newie: Shh shh Yorkie
Newie: I want love
Newie: I’ll be right there
Yorkadam: Sigh, I’ll bring pizza
Jerry™: that pizza better be from one of my places or so help me god
Yorkadam: As per usual, I’m getting pizza from my place and ya can’t stop me
Jerry™: I ll starve danke
Newie: Oh for Treeza’s sake just get pizza from Dominoes
Yorkadam: Oh hell no
Jerry™: if you ever suggest that again Im going to kill you zero hesitation
Newie: Damn okay fine
Newie: Just didn’t want yous to murder each other over food again was all
Jerry™: its my room so its my pizza ur gettin
Yorkadam: I’m the won getting the food dipshit, so I get to pick
Newie: Wait isn’t it technically Nexicos room?
Newie: Since it was assigned to him before yous two switched?
Jerry™: ……
Yorkadam: …So I’ll just grab Papa Johns?
Jerry™: yeah…papa j works
Yorkadam: Cool cool, be there in ten
Yorkadam is now offline
Newie: Wait so all I have to do to get yous to stop fighting is just mention that it wasn’t your room first?
Newie: Wicked!!
Jerry™: Fuck you and fuck off.
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critterofthenight · 3 months
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today's quote that's rotating in my mind is "i hope you die, i hope we both die"
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old-stoneface · 2 months
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im giving the album "father of the bride" another chance. vampire weekend you cant fail me this time. already the first song is kind of banging actually
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eggs-can-draw · 1 year
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now I am thinking, Kokichi pestering Hajime about his relationships all the time from the moment of his naegirigami realization, he sees his dad talk to someone or takes a liking to an adult that's babysitting him and he's immediately interrogating Hajime, Do you like them? Do you think they're pretty? Are they going to come over more often? Can they be my mom? Can Mikan be my mom since we have the same hair? Is Chiaki my mom? Can I have another dad? Why don't you marry Nagito? He also asks existing couples on Jabberwock if they'll adopt them into their family, and says Hajime owes him some siblings because he's no fun and a child needs someone to play with them and he whines so much when Hajime keeps telling him no, why doesn't his dad understand that he's making him lose a very important competition against Shuichi? Ah, one-sided rivalries are fun, and they're probably forced to spend a lot of the time together from early on, I don't know the details of what you planned for them, but I'd bet Shu was one of, if not The first kid his age Kokichi meets, because I don't think other RoDs had children during their despair arcs or immediately after, so it's a special kind of a relationship, when Shuichi's away he's scheming all the ways he could defeat his nemesis and drawing epic fights they could have and thinking up special pranks for when he visits again and he doesn't understand why all those adults are smiling at him and calling Shuichi his friend, they're enemies for life!
OH THIS IS MY OPPORTUNITY TO INFODUMP ABOUT THE V3 KIDDOS ON JABBERWOCK LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO ok first off there are other kids who arent Kokichi on Jabberwock dont worry he has people to play with Said kids are: Kaede - Tsubuki kid, she was adopted lol Rantaro - he just appeared one day, nobody really knows where he came from or where he lives but he seems(?) like he isn't homeless so nobody questions it Kibo - He's a collab project between Alter Ego and Souda! (I like to think they're friends I unno it just makes me smile) Usami and Nanami are also helping (gotta get the whole ai squad yknow Himiko - Sondam kid ✨ (How do they all go to HPES with the mainland kids? dont worry about it.)
Kokichi is, however, a little older than other kids in his age group (aside from Rantaro and Kaede who are in the same boat) because he was born pre-sdr2 whereas others were born somewhat after sdr2 (small mini tangent explanation, I extended the time between dr1 and sdr2 in this au so for reference, Kokichi was born around the same time Shuichi was born) Shu was very much the first kid his age that Kokichi met since Kokichi actually got to Jabberwock maybe a week or two after they all woke up from the NWP whereas all the other kiddos came around after they got their friends un-coma-ed (including Rantaro, its like iron golems in Minecraft he can only spawn once there are enough people around)
The thought of Kokichi trying some Parent Trap level shenanigans JUST TO ONE UP SHUICHI is simultaneously hilarious and so so so so so so so depressing I do think the (one-sided) rivalry calms down a bit and turns into "ok actually maybe possibly we can be friends" but not until after The Horrors (aka a little after they stars high school at NHPA)
I am a komahina enjoyer so I will say that Kokichi gets a second dad eventually but it takes like 10 years of slowburn (He still gets Komaeda as a dad figure tho since he's Kokichi's dedicated "Babysitter")
as for who Kokichi's other bio parent is?
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Honestly it could be anyone!
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codemonkeylikesyou · 5 months
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one of my off the wall headcanons is that Benjamin was a sniper monkey at some point and knows how to use a rifle
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alithetiredartist · 6 months
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art trend where you and a friend use the same reference and see how different your finished drawing is
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seriousturd · 3 months
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pickled-flowers · 4 months
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Sex positivity is also about not calling Ace people prude and using virgin as an insult 👍 hope that helps
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aitadjcrazytimes · 5 months
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laviejaguardia · 3 months
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personally victimized by this show's soundtrack choices
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umblrspectrum · 1 month
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hi heres art so you pay attention to me now go read the tags
#ive been rewatching episode 7 like its the only thing on youtube and made note of many things#first off. the solver can only have one host. nori mentions skyn wants to kill off all the other solver hosts (with the dds) and disregards#the idea of both uzi and doll being its current host when they get chased#plus the main solver possessions only occur when skyn is out of the picture (the fightt in ep 7 is only after n decapitates “tessa”)#solver uzi is possible too but i dont count her cause she doesn't have the yellow#personal theory is that its more an instinctual response to overheating or something and not full on possession#second off nori calls the solver cyn. how does she know that name#cyn was on earth and only showed up to copper 9 recently and i presume nori's been here her whole life#it probably wasn't the other dds cause none of them made it down and they're all more savage beasts#since cyn specifies n's team retained their personalities and that makes me think the other teams didnt#also also we should've immediately questioned tessa arriving in the same type of pod as the mds when they were revealed to not be sent by j#im running out of characters also the people who dont like when i use tags like this can bite me#murder drones#murder drones nori#artori? that sounds cool#ill probably just stick with nori though#i have so many solver heart refs now#art#episode 7#murder drones episode 7#murder drones episode 7 spoilers#using the same black for shadows as my lineart doesn't work when i have to draw thin things over it#murder drones spoilers
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shorthaltsjester · 9 months
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watching the sdcc panel and i am just very :) about how sweet their answers to “what are some of the micro moments from the game that have stuck with you the most over the years?” are. taliesin saying what the fuck is up with that which was the first like The Party Gets To Know Each Other moments of c3. travis saying asking his wife if he could kiss her in campaign. marisha going way back to the cannonball competition in campaign one. ashley choosing the beauyasha date but also just the silly goat noise matt made. liam adding onto that to compliment matt roleplaying grass so well and then saying his favourite moment was writing a story for laura and reading it to her as caleb for jester. and then matt saying that was his answer, and that his favourite moments of the game are when they find ways to give gifts to each other whether tangible or not. and sam saying his favourite moments have less to do with the story and is more so when he can just. see his friends across the table from him. when marisha perches and when laura and ashley are (badly) drawing dicks and liam saying he loves when sam sneezes and ashley tells him to stop it and just. yeah. they Are an extremely popular online powerhouse, but i’m so happy that they’re also friends building a world together out of gifts to and love for one another.
like i Am so enamoured with the characters and the world of exandria but the moments when you can feel the love that those people have for each other reach out from behind the stained glass of their performances (to steal a metaphor from brennan lee mulligan) are so extremely special and i am endlessly grateful that they decided to share their silly little home game with the world.
#it’s just the. laura and travis’ characters always being supportive of one another when they’re facing hardship#taliesin and marisha consistently making characters who challenge one another and still protect each other relentlessly#all of them being so fond of ashley’s characters always and literally seeing them light up in c1 episodes when ash got to join in person#sam and liam always making characters who offer one another reprieves into kindness that they don’t always get in the campaign setting#liam making orym after falling in love with keyleth as vax#marisha making laudna after matt’s storytelling with delilah and choosing vex as her body double#ashley using ‘i would like to rage’ and matt having kord ask her where she finds her strength#laura and matt always weaving these deeply complicated and emotional interactions between a daughter and a father#the gasps and yells and clapping when matt makes cool sound effects or reveals a map or breaks/ends on a cliff hanger#them ending both campaign 1 and 2 with ‘what a great/nice story’ and travis saying ‘let’s do it again!’#and it’s like. yes yes i love the comics and i’m a fan of tlovm but . seeing this well produced thing that somehow mimics#the feeling i get sitting in my living room laughing with my roommates about my ranger’s giant rat failing to climb stairs#it’s very special it’s very sweet#critical role#sdcc 2023#taliesin jaffe#travis willingham#marisha ray#ashley johnson#liam o’brien#matthew mercer#laura bailey#sam riegel#cr cast#critical role cast#my posts
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cemeterything · 5 months
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"it makes sense that you were bullied because you kind of did have it coming" quick question have you ever heard of this thing called the cycle of abuse
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aregebidan · 1 year
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i love you goncharov mythos, i love you innate human urge to make things up, i love you tumblr blorbos created By tumblr, i love you meta insight into current internet attitudes toward character archetypes that's inherent to this process of creation, i love you opportunity of witnessing yet another major event for very online people, and most of all i love you katya
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ectonurites · 3 months
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CHAPPELL ROAN THE LATE SHOW [2.15.24]
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blackkatdraws2 · 1 month
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There are more things in the Parable than Stanley knows about. [Blank Scripts AU]
#hoh boy i was going to make a comic to introduce these monsters but#i couldnt help myself and made an animation instead#because i just think they're so neat and cool okay#listen i cant for the life of me just infofump about my AU and OCs#because i just think that making actual content about my lore and stuff will not only raise the chances of people being interested#but also it will also raise my motivation to actually produce more content other than the same old recycled front-facing-profile drawings#i need to get creative with my stuff or I'll also loose interest and I DONT want that#in order to be happy with what i have i cant just think about it and expect to be given something new NOOOO i need to MAKE it ughh#i cant believe in order to get more content out of my own au i would need to draw it and feed myself ugh ugh ugh unbelievable (kidding)#but also#i wanna make a little music video or animation again for youtube#its been a hot while since ive uploaded anything in there at all#maybe an animation reel will do for now?#i hope so :(#because ive been working on expanding the Black Scripts AU#and honestly i dont regret it#i had a lot of fun making up scenarios and comics for Stanley and the Narrator (Black)#but yeah!#apart from this little video#you wont be getting an explanation on what these things are supposed to be#and why theyre there#actually i was originally gonna make this into a full fledge animation with sound effect/music/frame-by-frame movement/etc.#but i got lazy HAHA#tsp blank scripts au#tsp au#the stanley parable#the stanley parable ultra deluxe#tsp
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