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qishylia-adelia · 2 months
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shikanoin "im just a puny detective" heizou
rebellious teens (gaming and xinyan) and the teens that have the same passion as their dad (xiangling and bennett)
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SAGAU-related brainrot knocking around my skull lately: Lady Maria!Creator.
Noble, graceful, remorseful, powerful, melancholy, otherworldly Lady Maria. The Creator isn’t a pure and untouched soul, she’s a scarred and battle-hardened warrior, ridden with guilt. Trauma has made her cold, yet paradoxically gentle.
Teyvat makes lumenflowers blossom everywhere to herald Maria!Creator’s arrival. Big ones, small ones, towering ones, blooming after sundown alongside the glaze lilies. Even in extreme temperatures, the cold, pale flowers make themselves at home. Slotting peacefully into the local ecosystems without becoming invasive. 
The Pari and the Aranara wake up to find lumenwood groves just outside their respective homes. The Melusines become enamored with these new ‘moon blossoms’ sprouting throughout their village, even the parts that are completely underwater. Amurta students and Fontaine researchers scramble over each other to study this new species. Nilou makes M!C a lumenflower crown, and it replaces her hunter’s cap for the day. Nilou gets the first ever hug from the Creator. Suck it, Azar.
Albedo and Sucrose experiment on these new plants immediately. Xiangling is already using it in some strange new recipe, something Chongyun will actually eat for once. Tighnari, Ganyu, and Shenhe take curious bites out of a lumenflower cutting. The taste isn’t unpleasant, just incomparable to anything else in Teyvat.
Inazuma characters, especially Kazuha, are absolutely fascinated by the Rakuyo (and maybe a little jealous). So graceful is M!C with her strange weapon, so easily she wields it on the battlefield. Every blacksmith in Teyvat hears the words ‘trick weapon’ and takes it as a challenge. Many come close, but none can truly replicate the genuine articles. May they never have a true need for beast-slaying weapons.
Imposter AU? With one of Bloodborne’s toughest bosses? Laughable. RIP anyone stupid enough to try. And if there’s a fake Creator pulling the strings? Not after a quick visceral attack, there isn’t. M!C pulls a blood blade to cut down the imposter’s guards (she notices the stars in her blood that weren’t there before) and the imposter receives the most satisfying visceral ever. 
Up to this point M!C put no stock in the ‘god’ thing. All she sees is mad cult, led by a petty and jealous brat on a power trip. But then she sees the stars in her blood, hears the voice of Teyvat itself, puts two and two together and just… laughs hysterically, because this whole situation is patently ridiculous. Byrgenwerth and the Healing Church failed in their quests for ascension, their heinous crimes being all for naught. Now here she is, thrown headfirst into unwanted ‘godhood’ and getting hunted by her supposed worshipers. Oh, how the tables have turned. 
Once people see the cosmos reflected in M!C’s blood, they fall over each other trying to apologize. Since she’s reached negative patience for everyone’s bullshit, she ignores them and fucks off to the Nightmare. After coming into Teyvat, M!C gained the power to enter and exit the Nightmare at will. The Nightmare doesn’t bend to her will, but it doesn’t treat her as an intruder. The Silverbeasts and Winter Lanterns don’t bat an eye at her presence. She’s a true denizen of both the waking world and the world of dreams, now. 
That night, every soul in Teyvat has the same nightmare - the Celestial gods attempting to forcibly summon the Creator, only to have themselves snatched from Celestia and dragged into a hostile, eldritch world of unfamiliar mish-mashed environments. At every turn, it is full of nightmarish creatures out for their blood. One by one, all but a select portion of Celestials become beast food, with M!C protecting the final ones herself.
Celestia, responsible for planting the fake Creator, falls from the sky the next day, its grand architecture reduced to mere rubble that rains from the heavens. Found amongst these ruins are the mangled, blood-drained and half-eaten bodies of Celestial gods. Spears made of blood impale many of the bodies, spears that seem to have sprouted from inside the flesh. Those that still have intact faces bear identical looks of horror. They find The Sustainer of Heavenly Principles in literal pieces - crushed and torn apart by hands that must have been the size of a grown man.
New stars and constellations appear in the night sky, as the illusion created by Celestia slowly fades. The curse placed on the people of Khaenriah gradually dissipates as well - the hillichurl tribes withdraw from the world, content to leave it alone. Every day, the curse lifts a little more from the people of Khaenriah; one day, Dainslief, Pierro and all the rest will finally be able to die. 
In Celestia’s place rises a second moon - a snow-white harvest moon, always full, large and visible even when clouds blanket the sky.
The Archons try to follow M!C into the Nightmare, but like Celestia, they get their shit wrecked by the denizens of the Frontier. The Archons don’t die for real, they’re just permanently cut off from the Nightmare. It takes Nahida, with dream powers of her own + Traveler and Wanderer in tow, to reach M!C and convince her to give the people of Teyvat a second chance. Nahida succeeds because she has the sense to treat M!C as a person, not some untouchable idol.
Sumeru is warm and welcoming, nothing like Yharnam or Cainhurst. M!C has fond memories from her time as a Byrgenwerth scholar, and the Akademiya feels like home. Sumeru becomes M!C’s preferred nation by default, to the pride of the locals and the despair of everyone else.
M!C has trouble wrapping her head around how mundane Teyvat’s supposed ‘gods’ are. Elemental powers or not, these Archons are too human to be divine; the only divinity M!C knows is eldritch, alien, far beyond mortal comprehension. The Traveler is fractionally closer to true godhood than any Archon. But then, just as the Great Ones were beyond human comprehension, so too are humans beyond the understanding of the Great Ones - perhaps it’s better for humans to have human gods.
Speaking of gods, M!C and Nahida bond over their dream-related powers. If this is before the climax of the Sumeru quest line, the Akademiya gets real quiet, especially when M!C publicly points out how asinine their logic is (she was closely associated with Byrgenwerth and Laurence, she knows their kind all too well). For all of his failures, all the disastrous consequences, Vicar Laurence at least had genuinely good intentions; these fools only care about themselves and preserving their own power. Scaramouche, Azar, the traitorous Sages - selfish, ignorant children all, meddling with forces they only pretend to understand. Crushing them herself is merciful compared to the other outcomes.
Through tactical manipulation of dream worlds, M!C busts Nahida out of baby jail long before Traveler and co. have to, and the Akademiya goes into panic mode because the Creator herself is coming for them. Traveler and co.’s plans turn instead to finding the hidden laboratory under Sumeru City - the combined power of dreams horrifically distorts the battlefield around the Shouki no Kami, even after his defeat. M!C doesn’t kill Azar after the fact, but she doesn’t let him go into exile empty-handed... because she cuts off his hands. Cyno is too unsettled to laugh.
Scaramouche resents her for her part in ruining his apotheosis (and because the Creator didn’t do shit for him in his tragically long life) but as the Wanderer, he and M!C bond over a shared disgust for the Second Fatui Harbinger.
And speaking of the Fatui... Well, they try to recruit her to the cause, and she has this to say:
“I’ll not serve your organization while any part of Dottore yet lives. For too many years, I stood by and did nothing while so-called ‘doctors’ brutalized the innocent and vulnerable for their supposed research, their dreams of godhood and divine revelation. Never again. If your leaders possess a shred of self-preservation between themselves, then perish the thought this instant.”
Fatui agent(s): ...
They don’t give up, of course. The less friendly ‘recruiters’ get sent back to Snezhnaya in pieces. The only Fatuus M!C tolerates is Tartaglia, because aside from being the Traveler’s friend, he’s a decent punching bag/sparring partner. She finds his Foul Legacy transformation cute, like a kitten baring its teeth at a lion.
Related idea: M!C meets Dottore’s remaining segment, and after everything she’s heard (let’s say from Collei and Wanderer, maybe Nahida too) she barely lets him get two words in before cutting his head clean off. Will this affect Dottore in the long run? Probably not. Does it make her feel better? Yes, actually. Collei certainly isn’t upset by the news. Wanderer is, only because he feels M!C was too merciful. She lets him dismember the segment so they can stuff it in a box and send it back to the Doctor as a warning.
If a scourge of beasts were to descend on Teyvat, probably because of Dottore M!C would lead the defense. This is not a war that mortals alone can fight, she insists. By her orders, every available god (herself included), adeptus, dragon, and most of the older allogenes are on the front lines, staving off the worst of the horde. Pyro users are in high demand, for the beasts fear them the most. In lieu of blood ministration, the various healers of Teyvat are working ‘round-the-clock. An entirely new crop of Vision-wielding healers spring up, because Teyvat’s top god herself unconsciously wills them into existence. Because M!C would never make use of the Old Blood, not after seeing and experiencing its effects firsthand. The burden of being a capital-H Hunter, the sweet, intoxicating call of blood - M!C remembers Byrgenwerth’s sacred adage, and she has learned from the mistakes of Vicar Laurence. Yharnam was merely the latest in a cycle of destruction, all because of the Old Blood. She will not doom Teyvat to suffer the same fate.
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shunsuiken · 1 year
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A LITTLE SECRET | SAGAU
synopsis. you, the divine creator of teyvat, discover one day that your blood can heal. 
tags. gn!reader + hurt/comfort + fluff + you bring childe and kazuha into a domain (xiangling and bennett are honorary mentions) + reader wants ragbros to reconcile + zhongli and ayato are sparring partners + itto gets hurt but don’t worry we heal him + gorou is still traumatised after the war between the shogunate army & the sangonomiya resistance so pls understand his reaction here + reader thinks everyones gonna be mad at them but thats not true + they tease you in the end and its all adorable <3 hehe
warnings. mentions of blood (obviously), self-harm (??? because reader cuts their wrist to obtain the blood), if i missed anything pls lmk !!
wc. 2.6k
an. incredible how brainrot makes you write things so quickly. i only just indulged myself into sagau’s literally a week ago and now this is here 😀
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“now wasn’t that quite the fight!” childe wipes sweat off his forehead with his sleeve, letting his bow dematerialise in the air as he strides into the estate in your abode.
“you were rather ruthless out there, i must say.” kazuha removes his bandages and replaces them with a clean roll in a cupboard. “their grace looked concerned when that cryo abyss mage shot a cryo thorn at you.”
“true but these scars will heal like they were never even there!” sometimes kazuha wonders if the fatui harbinger feels any pain, he must, he thinks, but is most likely good at hiding it.
“would you like to bandage that at least?”
“hm, i could but-”
“kazuha! ajax!” you call with your sweet voice from the kitchen and all the men’s heads in the living room whip around in the direction of your voice. speaking of you… they haven’t seen you since you and your party left the domain.
“yes, your grace?” childe replies, a light blush appearing on his face upon the use of his real name.
kazuha smiles lightly behind him, greeting you as you enter the living room. “your grace.”
“here are your vitamins, you two!” you bring two cups of a mysteriously transparent liquid to them. “i’ve already given these to xiangling and bennett and now it's your turns!”
“oh, it’s this drink again.” childe raises his brows. “you gave it to us last time as well, your grace.”
you hum in agreement, “i did.”
kazuha inspects the liquid after taking it from your precious hands. “the ingredients for this healing mixture must be incredibly difficult to find since it heals wounds so quickly.” he then drinks it up with childe, both men handing the cups back to you in a respectable fashion.
kazuha is right about that. the ingredients for this drink are definitely difficult to find.
but that is because the drink was your blood. your golden blood to be precise. when you descended as the creator of teyvat, you were naturally bestowed with this condition to discern your immortal body from others.
funnily enough, it was all due to you scraping your palm against a rough rock that you discovered the hidden properties of your blood (and its rich golden colour). it was weird in the beginning, and you made sure to guarantee how highly your blood’s healing properties were before offering it to the men who joined you in domains and open-world fights. so you only declared its potential after flinging yourself through multiple enemies.
so far you’ve managed to hide this fact from the men since you found out. after learning some illusory spells that can’t be detected by the naked eye, you were able to successfully heal your men after feeding them your blood—referring to it as “vitamins”. 
“your grace, what’s the secret recipe behind this amazing drink? maybe i could learn it to help you if any more of us get hurt.” you feel bad, thoma looks like he has stars in his eyes but you obviously can’t tell him how the drink is made. you can already imagine it. he’d panic and go all red in the face. although a cute sight, you don’t want him to worry about you since he and the rest have done so much to smoothen your descent into teyvat.
you also notice the expectant eyes of the other men who are behind him, either idly standing by or are on the couch relaxing.
“oh thoma, there is a reason why it’s a secret.” you wink at him, extending your index finger to your lips. you end up laughing at the housekeeper when the red on his face makes it up to his ears, a sheepish look on his face for asking such a question with an obvious answer.
“my apologies, your grace. i didn’t mean to pry.” the pyro user scratches the back of his head while ayato, who sips on his boba milk tea, pats his back sympathetically.
“don’t apologise, dearest, it is natural you all are curious.” you meet eyes with everyone in the room, hoping your words can convince them. “but don’t fret, this is just a way of me giving my thanks to all your preparations when i arrived here.”
“your grace is too kind.” kazuha smiles. “therefore we shall accept your offerings wholeheartedly.”
you’re praying (to who knows what, you’re literally the most powerful being on teyvat) that the boys can forgive you if they ever found out. but you have a sinking feeling that they’ll all feel betrayed instead because they wouldn’t ever want you to hurt yourself to heal them. just thinking about it makes your heart break. so you quickly shove those worries away, as long as the boys stay safe then it is worth the minuscule second of pain.
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you’re reading a book next to kaeya while he completes paperwork. he decided to do his work outside the confines of the wooden walls so he could get some fresh air instead (news flash: he actually just wants to be in your presence). after a while, diluc comes along with a glass of grape juice in his hands. he greets you and stares at his brother. “kaeya,” he greets before sitting down opposite of him.
kaeya raises his head, giving him a nod of acknowledgement. “diluc.”
you twitch your eye at the dry interaction in front of you. perhaps you should add this to your list of things to accomplish, to help these two estranged brothers and connect them once again. no doubt would the two be happier. obviously they will need as much time as possible to settle things. and you are willing to give them exactly that. time. you sigh underneath your breath, listening to the distant cling and clangs of a polearm and a sword.
hm, perhaps they’re sparring? you remove your gaze from your book to the two figures in the distance. ah, it seems to be zhongli and ayato. now that is an interesting pairing. however, your moment of peace is interrupted by panicked shouts for help at the front door. you exchange alarmed looks with the two brothers in front of you, getting up quickly from your seats to attend to the shouts that are coming from… you believe, gorou.
your face pales at the sight in front of you, there is a large gash right across itto’s stomach, blood pooling out of him like a flowing river. immediately you kneel down to his figure supported by gorou, who is startled by the entire situation as he relays what happened.
“we were looking for onikabuto but itto’s wind glider broke and he fell through the trees in chinju forest!” gorou’s tail is raised high up in alarm, ears stiff and skin running cold at the sight of his comrade in this state. it brings him too many memories. too many unfortunate ones that make his hands shake.
you hold onto his hand tightly, returning him to the present so he doesn’t focus on what he saw behind the look in his eyes anymore. he raises his head to meet your gaze. your gaze that does not falter, your gaze that urges him: trust me.
gorou does, giving you some space to heal itto with your abilities. it then dawns on gorou that he’s never seen you heal anybody with your abilities. and when you did heal people, it was with that liquid you would bring to them.
the men who are on site look at you with anticipation because they’ll finally get to see how you prepare that healing concoction. but they’re also exchanging gazes at each other in concern for itto. the oni groans in pain, clutching onto the gushing wound. you have no time to waste. materialising his claymore, you quickly slash your skin against the sharp edge as your blood spills onto itto’s wound.
you hear various reactions. cries of shock, quiet gasps, and protests that plead you to stop your actions.
“y- your grace?!” gorou gasps, brows creasing in bewilderment while his hands hover awkwardly in front of him, unsure of what to do next.
“so that’s why they never told us how the ‘vitamins’ were made,” the wanderer mutters but everybody hears him clearly.
the men are smart enough to put two and two together. seeing your divine blood trickle down your arm onto itto’s wound that healed the second it made contact with your blood threw them all into a speechless stupor. they weren’t even expecting the liquid to be such a dazzling colour that would reflect the light of the afternoon sun.
when the wound heals completely, you wipe the remaining streaks of itto’s blood off using your sleeves. and magically, your slashed skin is healed too. you reach for itto’s cheek, caressing him. “you are alright, my dear. you can open your eyes now.”
itto responds with a tired whine.
zhongli takes a step forward, kneeling down to meet your height to gently hold your forearm, his thumb running over the skin that was ripped open just a second ago. “so i’m assuming this is the secret recipe to the vitamins?”
you can’t lie to the boys anymore now that they’ve seen it all so you nod your head, admitting the truth. “yes, it is.” you don’t dare meet zhongli’s amber gaze, which is why you don’t notice the glint of worry he looks at you with. instead, you jump to conclusions and think that he’s disappointed in you. they probably all are, you convince yourself.
“gorou, let’s carry him inside.”
the men collectively jolt in alarm, they can’t possibly let you carry the oni into the estate. even if they saw your arm heal itself, you’re still their creator! they can’t just let you perform physical tasks like that when they’re available. so heizou and tighnari take it upon themselves to help the general carry him inside and onto the couches.
while the others are distracted you quietly retreat to the kitchen to make an escape through the back door but the second you turn on your heel, your face is met by somebody’s chest.
“you didn’t think what we saw would go unspoken, did you?” just your luck, it’s alhaitham. you’re definitely not getting out of this one.
you avert your gaze to the very interesting stove behind him, grimacing. “i was just about to grab some food for itto,” you lie through your teeth.
cyno suddenly appears beside alhaitham, crossing his arms. “we know you’re concerned for itto but the oni has a strong spirit. he’ll be fine.” he tilts his head. “however, i believe we deserve an explanation.”
the grip you have on your cloak tightens, staring at cyno as your heart thumps like its right beside your ears. “uh,” you begin, turning around to see that all their attention has fallen onto you, including itto who peeks over the spine of the couch.
“o- okay, well, initially i wanted to say something about it however, i’m also aware of how protective you all can be towards me and i realised if i did tell you all, then i wouldn’t be able to heal all of you quick enough after battling domains and open-world fights,” you trail off, continuing in softer voice, “i’m not doubting any of your abilities—i’m just concerned and mean well because majority of you are mortals. and mortals get hurt more easily than those of the adepti and other immortal beings—even when you wield a vision.” you sigh, shamefaced. “it appears my plan has turned on me, very well, if any of you believe i’m deserving of a punishment then i shall gladly-”
“woah woah woah, who said anything about a punishment, your grace?” although heizou would have preferred you to finish your sentence, he can barely get through the first few words. you clearly made your statement and proved your points. there is no need for punishment when you have already proven yourself.
“your grace, you are too kind for your own good!” venti shakes his head fondly. “you were only looking out for us in the first place, what position are we in to complain? you’ve also revealed your condition so i think we’re all even.”
you nod your head hesitantly, a tense atmosphere radiating off of you. “i just don’t like seeing any of you injured so terribly. it’s too much for me to bear.” 
it’s silent for a while. everyone’s thinking of words to say. their creator doesn’t normally express their emotions so when they do, it renders even the best of linguists in the room silent.
itto groans, turning his head animatedly towards everyone. “jeez! you guys are acting like somebody just died!” the oni cannot stand the intense silence, it makes his body jittery and he has to say something to break it. he taps his finger on his temple, shaking his head dramatically. “your grace is the only one who can get these serious people quiet like this!”
aether raises a brow at the oni, folding his arms. “looks like you’re all better, aren’t you?”
itto’s eyes return to your figure. you feel like a spotlight is shining on you from the bright expression on his face as he rambles, “and that’s because their grace is super amazing, super cool, super smart and super-”
“i think their grace understands.” the wanderer interrupts him before looking at you. “you should tell us how you discovered your condition, we’ll be all ears.”
you’re caught off guard, lowering your gaze to the floor again as your face heats up. “u- uh.”
“you don’t have to tell us if you don’t want to.” xiao reminds you.
however, the men in the room have keen eyes and notice the change in your expression. how is it that the memory of discovering your condition made you react like this? now that makes them all wonder…
“ooh your expression changed your grace, was it perhaps an embarrassing memory?” kaeya teases, squinting his eye.
you fold your arms, feigning ignorance but your shaky gaze does nothing to defend you. “it was nothing of the sort.”
“oh really?” tighnari presses on. you’re sweating now.
“their grace must have been experimenting.” ayato defends you suavely but a glint of mischief shines in his lavender stare. “a little slip and slide of a few sharp objects is inevitable, no?”
“correct.” albedo nods his head, holding his chin with his thumb and a curled index finger. “however, since their grace can heal themself now, the discovery must have been… an accident?” he tilts his head, eyelids falling lower as he gives you the look you’ve seen on his face countless of times when he teases you.
your face boils like a kettle, you swear there’s steam coming out of your ears too. you snap your head away from their cheeky expressions. “you all are too much.” you huff, turning on your heel, because you somehow believe you can successfully leave the room when they all are eager to tease you like this.
“uh-uh, your grace!” venti blocks you from leaving through the back door. “after such a long day, don’t you think we’re worthy of your affection?”
you blink owlishly at the bard. “you all always are.”
venti coos at your words and the others can’t help but react similarly.
you sigh like an exhausted parent before pulling on a smile always reserved for them. “then how about you all join me on the couch while i tell you about my life in the other world?”
the men are quick to guide you to your seat in the middle of the couch. aether shushes itto because he started yelling in excitement, the wanderer and xiao have a glaring contest in order to sit beside you (somehow alhaitham and cyno are doing the exact same thing on the other side), kaeya and thoma prepare drinks and snacks for everyone and the rest make peace with the seats they’re sat at. as long as you are in their view, not a single complaint leaves their lips.
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welcometoteyvat · 4 months
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fake ga-ming voicelines (prerelease, some more delusional, some less. please give more hcs about him)
edit: apparently voiceline leaks just dropped so PLEASE no spoilers <3 if these are wrong that's too bad they're canon in my heart!!!
About Yun Jin: Besides being a great opera performer, Sir Yun's taste in tea is impeccable! Although she keeps asking me to join her at Heyu Tea House... their tea just doesn't have the same flavor as the tieguanyin from Xinyue Kiosk. Speaking of her, one of our clients has just developed a new strain—I promised to bring some for her when I come back to Liyue Harbor!
About Xiao: You mean Senior Xiao! Hehe, so you know him too! Next time, can you bring him along with you to one of my performances in the harbor? I've been trying to get him to come for a long time, but he always refuses... oh, good idea! Next time I'll hold it at Wangshu Inn, just for him!
About Xiangling: That girl always by Guoba's side, right? Man Chai seems to like her a lot, especially the cornbread buns she makes! To be honest, some of the things she cooks are a little too spicy for me, but otherwise she’s an excellent chef with unmistakable talent. No wonder her companion is a minor deity… wait, what? A major deity?
About Keqing: Thanks to her invitation and sponsorship, our Mighty Mythical Beast performances have been getting more and more attention in the harbor! She's very straightforward and speaks her mind about everything, and always has novel ideas! Although we haven’t talked much, I really admire her mindset and determination. It’s not easy to forge your own path forward, especially for someone of her standing.
About Chongyun: I've run into him once or twice on the road to Liyue Harbor. He didn’t seem to like talking that much when we met, but I’ve heard he’s actually quite outgoing! He wields a greatsword too—maybe he can train with me as the suanni’s tail? Of course, I wouldn’t force him to do anything he doesn’t want; I'm sure he's already busy! It would just be nice to have a wushou partner for once.
About Xinyan: I managed to catch one of Xinyan's performances when I had some free time after work. There weren’t many people in the audience, but her music was so energetic it completely made up for the quieter atmosphere. Originally, I was thinking about asking her to join our lion dance troupe as a drummer, but I’m glad to hear she's made a name for herself since then! I should properly introduce myself sometime!
About Zhongli: He once asked me whether I've heard about the legend of the solitary suanni after one of Iron Tongue Tian's stories. When I said yes, he launched into a really detailed discussion of Chenyu Vale's local belief system, and even told me some stories I haven't heard about a carp adeptus. It's amazing that he has so much knowledge on all sorts of folklore, as a funeral consultant no less!
About Xianyun: ... Who? im sorry i was going to put something about the adepti here but gave up trying to think of something and now it's just a joke line. suggestions welcome tho 🫶
About Yelan: Ah, that lady—sometimes I see her lingering around Yanshang Teahouse. They place regular orders of tea leaves from Yilong Wharf. She's very polite and even petted Man Chai once or twice, although I feel like there's more to her than meets the eye... well, business is business, and they've never caused any trouble for Sword and Strongbox, so whatever she does isn't much of a concern to me.
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generally i feel like what's mentioned in chara voicelines tend to have a lot less substance than the actual relationship, so in my head some of them are closer w gaming than i wrote.
always welcoming suggestions!!!!! PLEASE share the brainrot with me i'm dying here OTL please please.
i'd like to write an "about xingqiu" but i bully my richboy son and he's already had like 12 other people comment on him in canon it's fine if ga-ming doesn't know him
everything's just for fun etc etc. don't take it too seriously
watch all of these be completely wrong!!!
similarly if any of these end up being right, i will SCREAM
the only ones i really really want to happen are with yun jin and xiao if they don't have voicelines i'll die
senior xiao comes from my headcanon (copium) that they'll keep the mentor disciple relationship (?) from that one concept art if you know you know. it also comes from this absolutely delicious fic
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distressedchinchilla · 3 months
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Modern!genshin Dainsleif & Traveler au headcanons
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K so I've been having a bit of a modern!genshin au brainrot where u have ReaderxSingleFather!Dain whos adopted the Lumi + Aether that are in high school so here are some headcanons for that :)
P.S. many ofsome of these aren't ReaderxDain they're just modern!au headcanons that would be a part of this universe :)
TW: Mentions of a car crash, parental neglect(not to reader, Dain, Aether, or Lumine tho)
*also its kinda longgg*
So lets pretend that you work in a cafe(yes ik another cafe au- very original but hang in there) across the street from where lumine and Aether go to school and you meet Dain when him and Aether come to pick up Lumine from her part time job at your place
You've already kinda started to look after Lumi in a little sister/niece kinda way then one day some v e r y attractive man come in with Aether and is introduced as their adoptive dad.....
.....H o l y S h i t
When I say the adrenaline/endorphin rush you had from the eye contact almost made you pop a circuit like a toaster in a bathtub I mean it-
He's V polite the entire encounter if a little dry-humored but you guys left off on a good note
He eventually starts "Visiting Lumine" at her job and picking her up at the end of her shifts to drive home even though their house is a short walking distance away
You also notice that even though he seems to have his adoptive daughters work schedule memorized he also always seems to come just a bit too early to chat(but he only talks w/you when there's little to no customers bc he knows you have a job to do)
The siblings lowkey ship after the first interaction....
And eventually....
Aether is gets a job at your place as well but strangely enough some "outside forces" in the siblings own personal schedules have conspired to give him staggered work times with Lumine rather than have them work at the same time...
This makes it so that Dain has to visit the cafe 2x as often to pick up his tiny cupid gremlins
You learn that Aether has a tiny yet loud all white corgi with a peach collar named Paimon that has a fear of water after she fell in a lake as a puppy
Some of the other hs students that also work at you cafe are Xiangling, a favorite of the customers, Diona, who you once caught trying to spit in drink order(It didn't work bc the spit kept falling back onto her lip or shirt), and Gaming who you're pretty sure has at least 2 other jobs than yours and does community service
All your tiny employees get along :)
You learn a lot more about Lumine and Aether's school life as well as the others as time goes on
Some of the most popular teachers and adults on campus seem to be:
Math teacher "Madam" Faruzan, who's a bit too strict on rules
AP World History Teacher Zhongli(who has infamously deadly long and boring lectures yet all his students pass with a B or higher)
Biology Teacher Alhaitham, who keeps 2 Giant Sulawesi snails in his classroom named Aranara and Ararycan, named by his preschool age adopted daughter Nahida, who he took in after his friend, Nahida's adult older sister died in a car crash.
He's also that one teacher that intentionally edits wiki pages so he knows when his students bs their papers....
Graphic Design Teacher Kaveh, that's engaged to Bio teacher Alhaitham and is considerably more laid back than his Fiance
They clearly love each other very much despite how much they bicker
The 2 gym teachers Kayea and Diluc who seem to have formed a rivalry and regularly pit their classes against each other in dodgeball matches(A boy named Bennett always seems to be tagged out first, and always headshot no less)
Principal Ningguang and Vice Principal Jean(who always seems to be overworked)
The only person more overworked than VP Jean is the school counselor Katheryne
Carpentry Teacher Xianyun who has two daughters of her own, Ganyu- who always sleeps in class no matter how much caffeine she drinks before hand, and Shenhe who has the highest max in weight lifting
AP Gov. teacher Neuvillette, who is apparently very popular despite the fact he gives the most detentions out of all the other teachers
Substitute drama teacher Furina who's a long term sub for the official Drama and Dance teacher Ms. Focalors
Nilou, the long term substitute for the Dance Team
Security guards Wriothesly and Dehya, who both once got an earful from Principal Ningguag for holding an arm-wresting tournament among students...
AP Music Theory teacher Venti, who's that one teacher that grades solely off how well he vibes with the students and not actual assignments
Librarian Lisa, who has amassed a collection of romance genre books more than any other in her workspace
Cyno, the English teacher with allllllll the dad jokes in the book(and has probably written his own pun book that he tells to the class)
Chemistry teacher Tighnari who has to constantly knock on the doors of other teachers classrooms to keep the noise level down since everyone knows the walls of school building are paper thin and he may just be slowly going deaf bc of it
Some of their peers include:
Amber, who was the first to befriend Lumine and Aether when they first started high school, despite being a grade higher than the siblings and having exactly 0 classes with them
Razor, a foreign exchange student that doesnt talk much but is best friends with Bennett(the dodgeball loser than manges to trip over anything, even the things that aren't there), and Fishcl, who's real name is Amy but hasn't let go of her imaginary childhood world yet(and good for her tbh)
Hu Tao, that one goth kid that used to tell all the others that "Ring-Around-the-Rosy" was about the black death during recess back in elementary school
Kunikuzushi, who has lesbian moms, Ei and Yae, as well as a younger sister, Raiden, who's still in middle school. He was neglected as a kid bc his biological mother, Ei favored his sister over him. He's very edgy but surprisingly doesn't get along with the other goths, Hu Tao, and a kid named Xiao
Xiao, who's a teachers pet to no one but Mr. Zhongli who fostered him as a child
Lyney and Lynette, who's favorite class is Drama, despite their frequent terrorizing of the substitute teacher, Furina, at their insistence that it's all because they want Ms. Focalors to return sooner
Albedo, who's highly introverted except in his debate club with a sole soft spot for his sister Klee(in kindergarten) and their mother Alice, a flight attendant who's not around much but calls every(and yes I do mean every night) night to check in via facetime to ask see if Albedo's making friends and to read ebook children's stories to Klee :)
Yoimiya, who was once given detention for an entire school quarter bc she set off a whole mess of fireworks on the football field
The ever rich Kamisato siblings who made the choice to go to a public school, rather than Snezhnaya, the rich Northern school across the way that has a principal even stricter than Ningguang, Faruzan, and Neuvillette combined, so harsh that her students have given her the name "Tsaritsa"........
please give me constructive criticisms on my hcs :) id love to know if you want a follow up for only school life or only romantic headcanons but it might take me a bit to get back on it :) (but please no nsfw)
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I stumbled into the ao3 cross-post of your xiaolumi fic yesterday and wanted to say how utterly fantastic that whole thing was!! and... omg. The brainrot is HUGE, thank you for enabling me and others with this beauty. I want to read more about them being allowed to be happy and adepti-married, and-
Thank you, from the bottom of my heart, they are SO GOOD. Bless u.
AAAAAA YOU'RE SO NICE IM ACTUALLY GONNA CRY 😭😭 thank you so much for the feedback, im so glad u enjoyed it!!! i still sometimes can't believe there are people out there that have read and enjoyed my xiaolumi brainrot
actually u gave me a kind of spin-off idea where they secretly get married/have already been married but nobody knows until someone asks if they're dating
stranger: you two are awfully close... are you guys dating?
xiao: us? dating? don't be ridiculous. lumine, look, they think we're dating
lumine: LOL imagine that's hilarious we're definitely not dating
xiao: yeah lmao we're married
THEY WOULD TOTALLY BE LIKE THAT BC THEYRE SO LOWKEY 😭😭😭
maybe the adepti know bc they were there for the ceremony but people like ningguang and hu tao are still placing bets on if they're dating or not
(the qixing all have bets towards "they're not dating because an adeptus like xiao would never even if he does like her" and hu tao, xiangling, and the Gang™ have bets for "they're totally dating they're so sus about it")
qiqi was the flower girl
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calqlate · 2 years
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genshin characters as things my past crush(es) has/have done
m.list | send a brainrot/request here
writes letters to you, complete with cute stickman drawings, then hands them to you in person (it has become a thing for the both of you to exchange letters)
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aether + bennett + childe + collei + razor
manages to always be the one seated next to you, be it at a party or among a friend gathering setting
aether + amber + diluc + fischl + kaeya + mona + xiao
makes sure that you do not injure yourself while doing a strenuous activity
amber + beidou + cyno + gorou + kaeya + kazuha + noelle + thoma + xinyan + yanfei + yunjin
gently reassures you that you look pretty/beautiful even when you have a bad haircut and think you look ugly
ayaka + beidou + collei + kazuha + thoma + yelan
comforts you when you are down, usually through singing stupid songs
amber + hu tao + itto + venti (brings out his lyre and gives you an over-the-top performance) + xinyan + yoimiya
spam calls/texts you to join an online class when you've overslept
ganyu + gorou + jean + lumine + tighnari + xiangling + yanfei + yoimiya
talks to you in a gentle voice and gives you that pretty smile of theirs
ayaka + barbara + kazuha + noelle + yunjin + zhongli
gives you awkward pats of comfort on your back when you find out someone has been bitching about you behind your back
al-haitham + chongyun + diluc + eula + keqing + kuki shinobu + shenhe + sucrose + xiao
agrees to get a long lunch with you, even though you know they would rather be 1) having a quick bite or 2) taking away a meal to eat while they work instead
albedo + ayato + diluc + keqing + kokomi + lisa + ningguang + sara + sucrose
gives you the lowdown on a(n) (ex-)classmate and lists 101 reasons why you should not date that person because they are a red flag
al-haitham + ayato + fischl (but oz does the translating) + heizou (deadass went to dig for dirt on your (ex-)classmate) + raiden (ei) + rosaria + sara + yae miko + yanfei
does not (seem to) mind any of the dumb nicknames you address them by
childe (gives you a cringey nickname in retaliation) + kaeya (smiles and says "care to repeat yourself, my love?") + itto (genuinely thinks it is a cute nickname you thought for him <//3) + venti (gives you an equally dumb, if not dumber, nickname in reponse)
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beheaded-sweets · 10 months
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Uh- well as the description says, my little sideblog here is for mostly yandere Genshin blurbs and a few requests-
I already have two writing blogs (1 main + 1 side) so I made this just to keep things organized- otherwise everything would be a mess-
Basic DNI criteria (I'm assuming people know the basic simple things), I'm not too strict on people interacting with me as long as they aren't weird or just rude- note: I am a minor
Masterlist
About Me:
I'll just go by Seriko on this blog- cuz I don't want anyone from my other blogs to find me help-
Minor - 15
Japanese + American-Canadian (1/2, 1/4, 1/4)
Pan- gender idk just whatever ig
INTJ/ENTJ (I was like 52% I and 48% E so I like to say ANTJ for ambivert cuz I have traits for both help-)
ADHD
My favourite region is Inazuma- a little obv ngl
I don't play Genshin anymore due to storage + idk just not into the game and more into the characters (I played from 1.0 - 3.0)
My favourite characters rn are: Childe, Scaramouche (No I don't call him Wanderer), Itto, Ayato, and Yunjin. (Bold = main)
The biggest fucking nerd for classical music and composers
I WILL SHITPOST + POST ABOUT RANDOM THINGS
About My Writing:
Mostly Yandere writer- just cuz I'm good at it than anything else
No smexy time bcs I'm gonna get cancelled if I even tried- so yeah no not happening.
I'm not one to write long stories or pieces in general- just because my organization can get shitty- really shitty. I try to keep it at headcanons, blurbs, and longer pieces are like 1k-3k depending on the matter. If I know the plot isn't bad I could probably write more honestly.
My writing does have topics like manipulation, blood, murder and you know- the things you would perhaps see in anything yandere related. If you don't like this then please take your leave because I do try to ensure I put warnings down for everything.
Unless specifically requested for male or female MC I keep my MC genderneutral-
I'll take like 3 requests at a time- since as you know, I have 2 other blogs and I have like...25 requests in total on my main. So I think you can understand the low number. That being said, it might take me a while- depending on how busy I am on my main and my life.
A few guidelines in case someone requests something:
Please put detail if you can- it makes the writing process faster and makes my planning easier, and more well-defined.
This isn't needed, but just so I have a better idea- put like a horror rating of 1-10. On my main ppl have asked me to go heavier on the horror and I'm not sure how far I should go- so just cuz. Yes, it is absolutely ok to put a 1.
For characters coded children will only be written platonically (Ex. Qiqi, Diona)- this doesn't include the teens (Ex. Razor, Xiangling)
I've like barely touched Sumeru lore surprisingly and haven't watched gameplay of the main quests so- I need to catch up really badly. That being said, any Sumeru characters I will research heavily before I dare write for them.
Put either romantic or platonic on your requests please- otherwise I will hold myself back on the romantic and barely write anything remotely romantic- (my main has caused me a lot of weird habits help-)
This isn't the biggest thing- but if you want to specify fic, headcanons, blurb, please do so!
Extra:
If you want to talk to a random writer then go ahead- I'm an avid chatterbox!
Brainrot is brainrot. Give me or I will choke it out of you /j
I love mutuals- so if you wanna be a mutual sure- please do interact with me a few times before tho just so we aren't complete strangers-
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kaykay-13 · 2 years
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Kat.... I happen to share a birthday with chongyun..... so... requesting a little chongy hurt comfort brainrot? 🥺 a little angst a little soothing the pain..?
kicks you........ but since it's your birthday........... sigh
chongyun, getting a new lead on his birthday, excitedly pursues it. the plan is to lead chongyun to the surprise party xingqiu and xiangling set up, but as we all know, that can't go smoothly for plot reasons.
chongyun gets ambushed by treasure hoarders, goes into the party beaten and battered and bruised. xingqiu has to heal him before storming off with xiangling to form half the national team comp.
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cosmicisms · 1 year
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information, request rules, tags
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do not follow if the usual dni criteria applies to you.
i write mostly sfw, but i do plan to publish nsfw works as well. however, this blog will mostly be sfw.
minors are not allowed to interact with my nsfw posts.
my inbox is always open! i like chatting to people, so please don't be hesitant to shoot me a message! however, do not ask to be mutuals. you are welcome to interact with me, but i follow on my own terms.
i am a slow writer, so i do ask for your patience if i take your request.
any spoilers in my works will be tagged.
do not share my work on any other platforms, do not modify my writing, and do not translate it.
do not share unsolicited advice about my writing. constructive and respective criticism is always welcome.
i purposely write in lowercase.
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request rules
i write for genshin impact.
my requests are open, unless i state otherwise.
random thoughts/brainrots are always accepted! i may gain motivation/ideas to write from them.
i write fluff, angst and smut, however i will primarily focus on sfw works, as i write them better.
i will always tag my nsfw works with the material they will include.
i will only write for gender neutral or male readers. female readers are allowed to interact with my works, however do not request anything with a female reader.
i will not write anything to do with dubcon, bodily waste, incest/stepcest, food play, pet play, vore, teacher/student, minor/adult (unless platonic), age regression, hybrid reader.
i do not picture a certain body type in my writing, as to be as inclusive as possible.
i will not age up characters.
i refuse to write nsfw about aether/lumine, klee, diona, bennett, fischl, razor, mika, xingqiu, xiangling, qiqi, collei, dori, nahida.
if you request a character whom i'm unfamiliar with, your request may take longer so i can properly research and write the character.
my favourites (i.e. who i write best) are bennett (sfw), kaeya, diluc, razor (sfw), yoimiya, zhongli, childe/tartaglia.
i can write for readers who have adhd and/or are autistic, as i myself am both of those. however, my experiences are different to yours, which will show in my writing.
anyone caught not adhering to these rules will be blocked.
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✩°。⋆⸜ ✮ genshin - anything genshin related.
˖⁺‧₊˚ ♡ ˚₊‧⁺˖ interests - all about my interests/anything i like!
⋆。‧₊°♱༺𓆩❦︎𓆪༻♱༉‧₊˚. thirsts - nsfw works/thoughts.
❀*ੈ✩‧₊˚ icymi - me reblogging my own stuff.
/ᐠ - ˕ -マ ramblings - random stuff i talk about
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wakingworldofdreams · 2 years
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introduction!! woo
hello everyone my name is confusion and this is my side blog
my main blog is @confusions-shed-of-ideas in case anyone wants to know (i mostly just post stuff about octopath traveler and my life there)
it's mainly going to be genshin impact stuff because i have been in this rabbit hole of a game since april 2021
i do draw stuff sometimes but i mainly just... talk about stuff and ramble a lot so if you're going to read what i post i suppose you'll have to bear with that
i like hiding stuff in tags! by hiding stuff i mean writing whole brainrots and essays in tags that no one is going to read
keep reading for more genshin-specific info!
genshin stuff!!
eu server acc: ar 56, yoimiya and hu tao main (former xiangling main, my greatest flex is crowned guoba even though that isn't really a flex lmao)
asia server acc: ar 48, tighnari main (aka the currently trying to speedrun all important main quests account ahsjfjkdhhfjd)
my favourite characters!! (no particular order): yoimiya, hu tao, heizou, xingqiu, tighnari, collei
commonly seen tags that i use on my blogs:
#confusion draws stuff woo: stuff that i draw when i feel like it
#confusion rambles a bit: my rambles and silly headcanons for fandoms i'm in
#confusion tries and fails to be funny: jokes, puns, skits, and/or incorrect quotes that i make and happen to find funny
#confusion talks about life: i share random life events
#confusion tells a fun story: i (rarely) recount a short story
my username for this blog was inspired by the haiku at the end of raiden's demo btw i just think it's neat
that's it for now? idk if i need to add anything else
have a good day/night!
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xlifexbeyondx · 3 years
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uh. oh.
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akoyaslove · 2 years
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GENSHIN iDOL/TEYVAT POP BRAINROT : GIRL GROUP EDITION
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🔥 INFERNO
Concept: Teen Crush
Hu Tao: Face of the Group, Main Rapper, Sub Vocalist
Yanfei: Leader, Visual, Lead Rapper, Lead Singer
Xiangling: Main Vocal, Lead Dancer, Youngest, Centre
Xinyan: Main Dancer, Sub Rapper, Main Vocal
🔥 HIT TRACKS
Pirate - EVERGLOW
Boombayah - BlackPink
TING TING TING - Itzy
Like This - StayC
Loco - Itzy
Dalla Dalla - Itzy (Debut )
WA DA DA - Kep1er
Hobgoblin - CLC
Peek-a-Boo - Red Velvet
🦋 L/YUE
Concept: Girl Crush/Bad Girl
Ningguang: Leader, Face of Group, Lead Vocalist, Sub Rapper
Beidou: Leader Raper, Sub Vocalist, Main Dancer
Ganyu: Eldest, Visual, Main Vocalist, Main Dancer
Keqing: Youngest, Lead Dancer, Main Vocal, Sub Rapper
🦋 HIT TRACKS
Egoistic - MAMAMOO
Hip - MAMAMOO
Starry Night - MAMAMOO
Sixth Sense - Brown Eyed Girls
Kill Bill - Brown Eyed Girls
More - K/DA
So Cool - Sistar (Debut)
Ah Yeah - Exid
Rum Pum Pum - F(x)
Lady - Exid
♡︎
💐FAVO GIRLS
Concept: Summer/Dreamy
Amber: Leader, Oldest, Main Vocal, Main Dancer
Barbara: Face of the Group, Lead Vocal
Sucrose: Main Vocal, Sub-Rapper (was main rapper till fischl came)
Noelle: Sub Vocal, Lead Dancer
Fischl: Youngest, Leader Rapper, Main Dancer
(she was added a few comebacks in)
💐 HIT TRACKS (my favourite playlist ngl)
Night Aviation - GWSN
Butterfly - WJSN
Pinky Star - GWSN
WE GO - Fromis_9
NonStop - Oh My Girl
After School - Weeekly
Wonderboy, the Aerialist - GWSN
Power Up! - Red Velvet
Q & A - Cherry Bullet (Debut)
Love So Sweet - Cherry Bullet
💮 FAVO LOVO: Sub-Unit
Concept: Camp/Cute
Barbara: Leader, Face of Group, Lead Vocalist
Noelle: Centre, Main Vocalist, Lead Dancer
Sucrose: Main Vocalist, Main Dancer, Visual
💮HIT TRACKS
Banana Allergy Monkey - Oh My Girl Bahnana (Debut)
Humph! - WJSN CHOCOME
Supper Yuppers! - WJSN CHOCOME
My Copycat - Orange Caramel
Catallena - Orange Caramel
♡︎
🌼MONDO
Concept: Sexy, Dreamy, Mature
Jean: Leader, Main Vocal, Main, Dancer
Lisa: Eldest, Face of Group, Sub Vocalist, Main Dancer (most likely to be a dozen 💀)
Rosaria: Lead Rapper, Main Dancer
Eula: Centre, Lead Dancer, Lead Vocal, Sub Rapper
Mona: Visual, Youngest, Main Vocal, Main Dancer
💮 HIT TRACKS
Darling - Girls Day (Debut)
Sting - Stellar
Touch My Body - Sistar
A - Rainbow
Step - KARA
Heart Attack - AOA
Excuse Me - AOA
Genie - Girls Generation
Me&You - EXID
Night Rather than Day - EXID
♡︎
🔮MONDO R.E.M
Concept: Sexy
Rosaria: Centre, Lead Rapper, Main Vocal
Eula: Leader, Lead Dancer, Main Vocal
Mona: Visual, Face of Group, Lead Vocal, Main Dancer
🔮 HIT TRACKS
Honeybee - Solar, Luna, Hani (Debut)
DDD - Exid
Hush - missA
Ah - After School
Wiggle Wiggle - Hello Venus
Sticky Sticky - Hello Venus
⚡ETERN1TY
Concept: Creepy, Dark, Mysterious
Raiden (stage name): Leader, Lead Vocal, Main Rapper
Yae Miko: Face of Group, Main Vocal
Sara: Centre, Lead Dancer, Lead Rapper, Sub Vocal
Ayaka: Visual, Main Vocal, Main Dancer
⚡HIT TRACKS
Lion - (G)-Idle
Oh My God - (G)-idle
Full Moon - Sunmi
Abracadabra - Brown Eyed Girls (Debut)
POP/STARS - K/DA
SAVAGE - AESPA
BLACK MAMBA - AESPA
TAIL - Sunmi
Girls - Nature
Monster - Red Velvet IRENE & SEUGI (ei & yae)
omg that took so long,
I'll do soloists (kokomi, lumine, yoimiya, albedo, (itto & shenhe maybe)) and co-ed groups (resist4nce , harbingers, 2AM (albedo, mona), (maybe rosaria & kaeya) ) in one seperate post
then boy groups (DCKZ, 4MENO, TVT DREAM and whatever itto, gorou, ayato and thoma are called (INAZUMEN???, IN4??? help) in another
lol I ran out of tags
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marivanilla05 · 2 years
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Chongling highschool au
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shellshires · 2 years
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genshin ship web _(:3 」∠)_
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this has been the only thing on my mind i’m sorry
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cadriona · 2 years
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Idea for Genshin Marvel Cross where the Liyue characters get yeeted into the mcu
ok as if i don’t have enough wips and shit going on already, but HEAR ME OUT
Fic would be series format with ?oneshot? for each character for set-up, and probably ending with the 2012 avengers movie because my attention span is the size of the gnat nowadays (
Premise: As teyvet buckled and died under the retribution of Celestia, the Archons grew desperate to preserve whatever people they have left, but the only ones that they could envelope with their power were the Vision holders that held Visions of their nations (I’m going with the shape of the Visions here, not the element). With the traveller’s dimension-crossing capability returned to them on the cusp of their departure, each Archon was able to throw their people into a separate world, and the Liyue folks landed in MCU, reincarnation style.
As I feel like this will end up becoming a long post, details (and thus spoilers if this ever gets written) for the characters are below:
Xiangling: her dad is a chef in an old chinese restaurant in a toronto chinatown. their family had immigrated to canada early in the 1900s ig, and a family heirloom is a little statue of a weird looking panda (coughguobacough). It breaks one day when she was dusting the area, and inside was her pyro vision (pls don’t ask, my fic my rules), and she receives her memory back that way. Ends up in New York during Avengers due to competing in masterchef or something lmao
Beidou: born in a small chinese fishing village, attends mandatory education, almost joins the military but doesn’t both due to own values and because she lost her eye sometime in between, and one day spontaneously (not) decides on a cross pacific boattrip. Wanted to record and stream a lot of it, but there is footage missing and when she arrives back on land (in new york, where she settles), she seems a changed woman.
Ningguang: also born in china because they’re liyue characters ok?? and attends school, makes her way through uni and graduates with phd and stuff, highest degree in the family! and starts a business. On a business trip to zhangjiajie (jueyun karst irl), she feels a tug, and vanishes into the forest at night. She finds her Vision embedded in the rocks and gets her memory back that way, and with her sway in the business world as well as her burgeoning network, starts looking to see if there’s anyone else. Yes, the series will end up with beiguang lmao
Chongyun and Xingqiu: both children of “noble” families (gonna need to do more research on this), and met at a prestigious school and have been inseparable since. Finds their Visions when they go hiking or something
Keqing: very similar route to Ningguang, except she went to uni abroad instead and found work there. Perhaps she ends up working for OSHA? On a camping trip she also feels a tug, but she ignores it because there are higher priority things on her list rn. This is incidentally the first time that SHIELD manages to capture weird energy readings for more than a few hours long, but by the tie they mobilize to track it down, Keqing had decided to go search for whatever it was and retrieved the vision.
Other characters pending, but that would be the gist of it ig?? Hopefully i’ll actualy get around to writing it someday lol
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