#y'all are the best

[genericpuff]

me: posts about how they feel insecure about having harsh opinions and acting like a dick all the time

also me:

[nostalgicish]

My favorite tropes in klance fanfics that are never not funny (to me):

"Fighting" over little things

Lance: "I cannot believe you just said that......" Keith: "What?? I stand by what I said. Anchovies are objectively bad and are by far the worst pizza topping." Lance: "What! A pizza without anchovies is like— like a rose without petals! an ocean without waves! a night sky without stars! Keith: "Don't care. They're gross." Lance, theatrically: "You wound me!"

Then bringing the others into it

Lance: "Hunk, are you hearing this nonsense??" Hunk: "Nope, sorry bud, I'm with Keith on this one— anchovies are nasty." Lance: *clutches his chest like he's been fucking shot*

Keith getting confused by Lance's bad flirting but it ends up working on him anyways (i.e. wrong formula right answer)

Lance: "Holy shit, dude. Your hand looks super heavy. Do you want me to hold it for you? Keith, confused: "It's uh... I was— my hand? I— uhh...... yes...?"

Keith pretending he hates pet names/PDA

Lance, planting a wet kiss on Keith's cheek: "Anything for you, baby." Keith, trying really hard not to smile: "Oh my god you're so embarrassing."

Casual sibling-energy banter among the team

Lance: "Pidge is sooooo tiny. She's like. Three feet tall! So cute!" Pidge: "Lance, I swear to God. I will beat your ass." Lance: "Bring it, munchkin. We put out the mousetraps." Hunk: "Oohhh!" *high fives Lance* Pidge: "I am going to bash in your kneecaps." Keith, deadpan: "He'll just stand on the table then." Hunk: "OOHHHH" *high fives Keith* Pidge: *deep inhale* Pidge, eerily calm: "I'm gonna give you guys. a five-second head start... One..." Keith: "Uh... a head start for what?" Pidge: "Two..." Lance: "Wait, like five seconds each or...?" Pidge, gritting: "THREE..." Hunk: "Go go go gogogogogo—"

(unabashedly stole part of that from "Shut Up and Dance With Me" by wittyy_name on ao3)

Everyone knows they're in love EXCEPT them/the team placing bets on them (is it overdone? yes. is it still funny? to me?? also yes.)

Keith: "And uh... guys? There's... one more thing we need to tell you—" Lance, blurting: "WE'RE DATING." Everyone: "..." Pidge: "Fucking finally." Hunk: "Hah! Pay up, guys!" Shiro, pulling a $20 out of his wallet: "Seriously? You guys couldn't wait one more week?" Coran, whispering to Allura: "They weren't courting before??" Allura: "I'm just as confused as you are."

And like. a million other things! i love them!!

[aegisofworms]

You genuinely have some of the coolest art and concepts on Tumblr. You constantly inspire me and get me to try new things, so thank you so much. You make the world so much cooler

I'm tearing up???? This is so sweet. Wherever you end up going with your concepts I truly wish you the best. This is one wacky world but I fully believe with the power of friendship and brainworms we can make it wackier. Follow your heart, put pen to paper, and slaughter the gods. You've got this.

[grimae]

Opening coms again, feel free to send me a mail if you are interested! For the transcription: Book of the sun style art starting at 200 Euro. Character illustration, halfbody starting at 250 Euro, fullbody at 300 Euro Depending on level of detail (design, background) price may be higher. Invoice is via paypal, but bank transfer possible too. Gore, blood and nudity okay in degrees. Creatures of all kinds and humans preferred. Inquiries at asmogrimae@gmail.com

[cannibalhellhound]

I'm self indulgent in the sense that if something makes me happy I keep it

This case being y'all content creators

Shout-out to the incorrect quotes people

Shout-out to all the Fan Artists

Shout-out to all the writers

My loyal mini printer hates me

You are funny and make my day

Thank you <3

(if you want credit i can tag you i have so many ss 😭)

[gahellhimself-blog]

Cooooooo

A random anon told me to give anyone a kind message!

You are very cool and I am in to the angst you draw!

@mollythemessengerpigeon

Secret messages sent swiftly and discreetly for the price of bread.

Wait.. u send me a kind message with a special my fav bird ever account?!!

Blessing on you!! And thank you so much 🥹

*spread a ton of bread around the lovely pigeon*

[franky-y]

okay, i know i’ve rambled about this before, but i don’t care.  i just wanted to say thank you to everyone who leaves such nice comments on my art. seriously, the käärijä fandom here on tumblr is probably one of the nicest ones i’ve been part of. i originally thought i would post one, maybe two drawings here and that’s it. but all your nice comments gave me so much motivation to make more, it’s insane. there were times, when i would draw one picture in an entire year, now i’ve drawn nine pictures in the span of a month and i still haven’t lost my motivation.  which is incredible, especially considering, that i have been doing really bad mentally for a while now, and i usually don’t touch a pen during those times at all. 

so yeah... i appreciate you all so much, you have no idea! seriously, thank you! ♥ 

[finkinthisfrew]

I just wanna say I'm really grateful for this community on here- I know I'm very new here and don't know many of you very well, but I don't know anyone in real life that likes the 1975 and pretty much no one in my life knows I write fanfic, so it feels particularly special for me to have found y'all <3

Seeing all of you guys going to your 1975 shows is getting me so excited for mine, and I'm stoked that I'll have somewhere to post a couple pics when I finally go so that I won't have to look at them by myself in my room and go "SEE??!?! ISN'T HE SO HOT??!" to no one at all.

[ngc7009]

hey guys. just wanted to say thank you all for support and kind messages. you have no idea how happy i am that you like my recent drawings ♡

and thank you for sending me requests! i'm still in the process of drawing some... still take them btw, i just draw slowly.

[turtletaubwrites]

idk if anyone has a ever told you this but ur writing is like fine, fine wine. Like, 30 years, oak cask, from the underwater caves of greece. Like. I haven’t felt this kind of emotion reading fanfic in. so, so long. So sincerely thank you.

kind of same but separate note ur cross guild fic has me in a chokehold

This means so much to me, I can't even describe 😭🙏🏼 I've been working on improving my writing, and it's only been in the last week or so that I've really noticed a change from when I started. Comments like these make me so happy, and really help me stay motivated to keep writing and keep getting better.

You have made my week, and I love you so much! 💜💜💜

Also, thank you!! I feel like I was possessed by some crazy, horny demon when I wrote Numbers Game, lol. The Cross Guild boys will be back shortly, just catching up on other projects 🖤

[tmnt-turtle-tunes]

From the whole Turtle Tunes team: THANK YOU for the amazing response! We're reading through everything, and we're so happy you all enjoyed it. We already have several more projects in the works, so stay tuned!

[224bbaker]

Hello!! I am SO EXCITED about season two! I just made a small contribution :-) I’m excited for you and hope you reach your goal soon!

Thank you SO MUCH, anon---and to be clear no contribution, monetary or otherwise, is small! Every contribution, every share, every kind word (like the ones you just sent us) is someone telling us they want more of the story we're telling to exist in the world, and that means more than I can possibly say. Crowdfunding is very stressful but also reminds us that what we have as creators is very precious. We're so very grateful.

(ok now we'll get back to the jokes, I promise) ❤️

[rcmclachlan]

happy to see you feeling positively about your old yoi fic again! i really loved them back when you were writing and releasing them. is it rude to ask what made you want to orphan them back at the time? i've always wondered.

You're so sweet! <3

At the time I orphaned them, I was going through a period of severe insecurity about the quality of my writing. I had churned out so many stories for YOI in such record time, and I had this thought that if it was so easy for me to write them then they must be way below my usual standard. Every time I opened my AO3 dashboard and saw them, I was filled with deep loathing. So, I decided to scratch my name off them and remove them from my dash. Easy peasy! I felt so much better about things afterwards.

Cut to my latest rewatch of YOI. I re-read one of those orphaned stories and realized it wasn't that bad at all. In fact, it was pretty good! I ended up going through all my orphaned fics and, while I still don't regret taking my name off some of them I do regret the others.

The Orphan Work tool is like Spiderman: great power that comes with great responsibility. We should have to give AO3 a doctor's note or something before we go through with it lol

[nutria--oscura]

Y'all are insane in like the best way possible <3

[fairyycoffin]

greetings!

hi hello, and welcome to the chaos that is my blog. i’m so glad you could make it :)

here, have some tea as you peruse my little corner of tumblr 🫖🍵 

name: piper 

pronouns: they/she

star sign: gemini 

fandoms: 

tma

soc

marauders

pjo 

hazbin hotel

favorite color: forest green 

favorite song: plenty by aeseaes or emily i’m sorry by boygenius 

favorite book: under the whispering door by tj klune 

hobbies: 

crocheting (in theory for the most part)

writing about queer people with magical powers

listening to podcasts (mainly tma and the amelia project)

reading anything horror or fantasy

making a lot of chaotic art

favorite holiday: halloween

other fun facts: 

my favorite tea flavor is earl grey

i love rainy weather 

i’m ace and lesbian (probably) 

my mbti is infp-t

oversized sweaters >>> 

i’m scared of the dark 

i rewatch star wars when i’m sad 

my favorite trope is enemies to lovers 

i like cats!!

dni if you are a dick, i will block you and have no regrets. 

i’m a minor so please don’t be creepy because again, i will block you and have no regrets. 

i’m cool with dms as long as you’re cool about it and not a creep. 

i love chatting about everything and nothing, but if a boundary is crossed, i’ll let you know :)  

have a beautiful day and i’m so happy that you’re here <3 

[polysyndetonaddictsupportgroup]

heyyy how many episodes of jjk would. in theory. i need to watch to read sea glass gardens and understand wtf is going on. i love your writing but idk this show and based on your descriptions if i try to go in blind i'm doomed. i have a bad habit of exclusively watching shows so i can read fics about them because my taste is fucking cursed, thanks

If you're looking to just understand at a baseline level what's going on in sea glass gardens, the answer is actually zero episodes.

sea glass gardens takes place before the main series, directly after the prequel movie Jujutsu Kaisen 0. And, good news, the fic takes place entirely from the perspective of the protagonist of JJK 0 (who is not the protagonist of the main series), who is also new to the sorcerer society of the JJK universe. So the movie does a good job of explaining the premise of the world and introducing most of the people who I use as the main characters of sea glass gardens as like, new people whose entire schtick needs to be explained. There are some characters in sea glass gardens who don't appear until the main series, but they're also strangers to the narrator of sea glass gardens, so I actually introduce them to the narrator and explain who they are.

I do not do that for the panda. I assume you also know why the panda is supposed to be there. The panda is in JJK 0.

Now, just watching JJK 0 and not the main series means you won't be confused and you'll be able to enjoy what's going on in sea glass gardens, but you admittedly won't have all the relevant context. But it shouldn't make you unable to follow the plot and what's going on, you'll just miss out on a few nods to the main series. Again, the narrator is also new to the world, so if you've watched JJK 0, you have pretty much all of the same context that he has. You'll just basically be getting a different introduction to some people or concepts than you otherwise would if you had met them in canon. So basically, like Yuuta (the narrator), you'll be meeting characters like Naobito for the very first time through sea glass, whereas people who have watched all the way through will have more background knowledge from what they know of him in canon, but you don't need any of his canon appearances to understand Naobito or his role in the fic.

And anyway if you want to have like, 100% of the same knowledge of canon that I had going into writing the fic, then you need to join me in hell with a total deep dive. Some of the characters mentioned in sea glass haven't shown up in the anime yet. Some of them haven't shown up in the anime or the manga, but the mangaka referenced them as a single bullet point in a character sheet and I decided to use them. You will be totally fine without this background knowledge. It is completely useless.

The thing about sea glass gardens is that it sort of exists in this niche part of canon that canon does not. actually. care about. Its primary conflict centers around the major clans of the Jujutsu Kaisen world and the tensions between them.

And the thing is. That canon. Doesn't. Really. Talk about that. It's just the tiny irrelevant part of canon that I cared passionately about. I don't know why I'm like this.

Like, one of the most important characters in the series, Gojo Satoru, is the head of the Gojo clan. He is also the only gojo clan member that we ever meet. Canon's just got other shit going on and the clan drama is mostly a background thing. I have built my little house of a few vague, scattered lines throughout the series and then wholesale made a lot of shit up.

That being said, that means sea glass gardens should actually be intelligible even if you're bypassing the main series, because it's a terrible representation of what this series is actually about. Whatever you think the plot of JJK is after reading sea glass gardens, it isn't that. The protagonist of the actual main series will never even appear in sea glass gardens. the primary antagonists of the main series will, for the most part, not be there at all. I am playing in my little sandbox of clan political intrigue because it enthralls me.

The prequel movie is actually really well done, and it only requires under two hours of investment. If you want a slightly more comprehensive introduction to the world before reading sea glass, I'd watch the first six episodes or so of the main series as well, but it isn't mandatory to understanding the fic.

I personally stream the prequel movie off of crunchyroll. I'm not sure where else, if anywhere, it's available, but it should be fairly easy to track down and watch if you're just looking to dip your toes into the JJK world.