#yeah hahaha

[077891st]

upside down🌀 downside up

[yaekiss]

was thinking about dol jordan earlier... (somewhat nsfw under the cut. gn!jordan. clothes melting off. uhh yeah 😵‍💫👍)

having to walk through a part of the woods together, with them leading the way in front of you. then suddenly while moving across a spot of thick vegetation, jordan ends up getting accosted by vines that absolutely douse them in a viscous fluid. you manage to escape unscathed but when you look to jordan. and uh oh. looks like their robes are slowly melting off of them one layer at a time. (a part of you feels guilty when the desire to tear everything off arises.)

jordan notices you staring and immediately flushes a pretty pink that blooms across the apples of their cheeks (and all the way down to their bare shoulders that are slowlyyyyyy being revealed as the cloth sizzles lightly and drips off their skin.) fortunately enough, the acid doesn't seem to affect skin, only strong enough to eat through fabric. unfortunately for you, that means that the vines have left jordan in tattered scraps that barely cover anything that only serves to highlight the glistening reddened skin hidden beneath... 😵‍💫😵‍💫

jordan is nothing but scandalised, desperately trying to cover up and tug what's left of their clothes to cover up but to no avail. (you note that they don't exactly shy away from your gaze. in fact, their eyes keep darting towards you, as if greedily drinking in your reaction...)

[littlemisstoast]

tgcf stardew au…..

[poidkea]

I’ve been reading Dracula for the first time, im about halfway through, here’s my take on it so far

The polycule learns about monster hunting

[artanticaa]

i am awake i am sooooo awake and watching the race

[disoneforrandom]

Well liked guy with an ample group of relationships who is secretly a friendless loser on tumblr

[cheemken]

Hi hey pls send asks abt pkmn or anything really I don't mind lmfao

[unsung-idiot]

way to ruin the mood

[pricetagged]

This is so niche, so so niche, but has anyone ever heard of the 'pedal pump/car stuck girls' kink where men pay for videos of women who have car trouble?

Anyway, that's Price. I will not be taking questions.

I will, however, elaborate. The first time he sees one, it has him clenching his knuckles and sucking in through his teeth. Pretty girl flooding her engine and gazing dolefully at her dash camera, eyebrows pinched and confused. Soon, he falls down the rabbit hole.

Eventually, he settles on one creator. A smaller one, unassuming. Her footage isn't well-produced and edited. She's not made-up and plucked and preened. She looks like any of the women he drives past on the street. She's perfect—

He subscribes. Clicks on the VIP package which offers the opportunity to chat and send requests.

[27.12.24]

>>JP141CE: That blue dress is beautiful on you. Wear it in the next video.

[13.01.25]

>>JP141CE: You need to adjust your seat angle. Gonna give yourself an injury if you make a hard stop.

[24.01.25]

>>JP141CE: Take the camera out of the car, sweetheart. Let us see you pop the hood and try to fix it.

Your camera work is shaky with you clamouring out and edging around the door. But if he pauses at just the right frame—

There. Your license plate.

Got you.

[tbob-enthusiast]

@th3p0rtalmaker HIT ME

[keferon]

Imagine me waving my lil hands for you to pick up your drink orders haha

Request from Jackalyote Designs are heavily based disformer’s art

Aaand Constructicons + Jazz + Prowl for tacocatjones. That was..supposed to be a sketch but I got carried away :]

[mooncakebun]

Finished an old Hualian doodle for the occasion that it's my 3-year anniversary of getting into TGCF 🤗

[tekatonic]

doodle i made on my brother's phone today

[threalcrabbysamantha]

The idea of Zuko discovering that he has feelings for Katara after he joins the Gaang is just so delicious to me. Like the idea of this boy wrestling with a crush that (he thinks) will never be returned because she’s clearly determined to hate him forever - that’s like candy to me.

Even after they’ve resolved the conflict between them, my favorite headcanon is that Zuko is completely convinced Katara would never be interested in him as more than a friend, and frankly, he feels honored that she would even offer him that much.

Meanwhile, Katara is like actively having an inner meltdown over the fact that there’s a WAR going on, and she can’t stop fantasizing about kissing this boy who was her enemy until 5 seconds ago.

just *chef’s kiss*

[optimismbitingmyass]

[nyankocatnyan]

Schrödinger's Cat Is the cat inside the box dead or alive?