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chiibinomonodamon · 1 year
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Jiro: Here’s all the money you need. Keep your GF out of my way.
Haida: Lol nope, go fuck yourself.
Me: THAT’S MY MAN ♥
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marinaimsure · 10 months
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my mom asked me to look up my future job’s (based on my degree) possibilities in canada. 
for context, i’ve looked up how a biomedical scientist gets paid (from lowest to highest wages) in many countries in europe because, yes, i wanna work in that field and yeah, i wanna leave greece. but i also do care about quality of life etc etc. the reason she asked me that is bcuz i have some cousins who live there and would be able to help me initially, until i’d be able to get my own place or whatever. 
and while i also have cousins and uncles and aunts on the US, im lowkey scared to live there hehe :,) 
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some-old-psyker · 6 months
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Foreshadowing
“Man, Warmaster Horus is such a chill dude! I can’t imagine him doing anything crazy like going off the rails amiright?”
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dyns33 · 2 years
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rodod-endro · 1 year
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Drawing my little scrumptious original characters because yeah
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valkyrietookmoved · 1 year
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I DON'T HAVE FIRST PERIOD TOMORROW LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOO
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virgovirgo · 1 year
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I posted 65 times in 2022
That's 65 more posts than 2021!
40 posts created (62%)
25 posts reblogged (38%)
Blogs I reblogged the most:
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@ghostie-mlm
@genderqueerpositivity
@xibitex
@staff
I tagged 61 of my posts in 2022
Only 6% of my posts had no tags
#autism - 25 posts
#asd - 11 posts
#queerplatonic - 10 posts
#asparagus slander - 8 posts
#genderqueer - 7 posts
#mlm thoughts - 6 posts
#mlm yearning - 6 posts
#non binary - 5 posts
#post it note - 4 posts
#sensory issues - 4 posts
Longest Tag: 116 characters
#islam is a beautiful religion and i will not tolerate people being horrible towards others simply for being a muslim
My Top Posts in 2022:
#5
I'm not gay for fictional characters, I'm not gay for fictional characters, I'm not gay for fictional characters, I'm not gay for fictional characters, I'm not gay fo-
*Sees fanart of percy jackson*
Goddamn it, I'm gay for fictional characters.
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#4
I do NOT understand why I am yet to get a queerplatonic partner.
I am nice and huggable, and I am chubby, so I am a good pillow. Why is no one taking advantage of my stomach?! Living pillow, right here!!!!!!
I'm gay and want someone to hug me, but no one is doing it. 😧
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#3
Men (pretty)
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#2
That moment when you remember that you don't actually have a boyfriend 😢
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My #1 post of 2022
I saw a post earlier where the OP was talking about how a symptom of their autism was a hate for a change in routine/plans, and my initial thought was 'can't relate'.
...But then I almost had a meltdown because I couldn't find the post-it notes that I needed for a task, and I knew that i would have to put the task off until I could find them.
So maybe I CAN relate. Just maybe.
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lets-try-some-writing · 9 months
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Oh god the vampire au you posted really scratched my brain in all the good ways!!!
But what if the decepticons took the kids? It's funny how they're after the three under the autobots care and doesn't bother with other humans I wonder why? I'd definitely want to see which decepticon each kid would be assigned to!! And how would they behave during their conversion!! Specially megatron there's no way he doesn't want one of his own
Arachnid would definitely be a spark eater! I mean do you see how destructive she is! She definitely prefers newly formed sparklings spark!!
Mwhaha, I do love the vampire AU and this ask. It gives me more concepts to play with. Oooh and yes Arachnid as a sparkeater makes a ton of sense.
And of course, ANGST (with a healthy dose of fluff)
Previous part here.
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It is a natural part of any Cybertronian's nature to feel the urge to bring more into the fold once their bloodline stabilizes and they find themselves mature enough to undertake the task. The Decepticons are no exception to this, but even with the number of Cybertronians falling into near extinction levels, they still have standards. Regardless of faction or frame type, Cybertronians are picky when it comes to their choice of who to bring into the fold. Bringing in adults is too risky due to their biological parts having settled and being unwilling to accept new components. Attempting to take in weak young is a waste of effort since they would not pass the aches and pains phase of the changes anyway. And then of course every frame type has their own unique specifications regarding what they are looking for in young as well.
Its such a hassle to the point where despite being on an organic world with millions to choose from, the Decepticons simply can't find it in themselves to sift through the countless young spawn. They have a war to win, trying to set up trials to find the perfect young is something they do not have the time or resources to do. Thus until the human children made their presence known, the Decepticons abstained from attempting to fold any human young for fear of having it backfire horribly. Soundwave was making valiant efforts to hunt down potential suitable young, but the going was slow with how much Decepticon forces needed to be focused on the war effort.
Potential sparklings needed to have certain traits in order to be worth the effort of attempting to fold. Not to mention every single mech on the Nemesis had certain parameters they needed to have met in order to even consider a candidate. It was simply too much work to meet the needs of every mech willing and wanting to bring more into the fold. But then the Autobots had to bring the human children into the mix and make the selection process FAR easier.
The children were intelligent enough to be of use to the Autobots during combat. They were strong enough to survive even amongst fighting giants and dangerous relics and substances. They were wise enough to learn and adapt, sticking to their partners and working as well as they could with their fleshy frames. Most importantly, each of three human young presented traits that matched the specifications of every frame type on the Nemesis. Any frame type that wanted the children would find success. They met all the parameters.
They were perfect.
Of course it took a degree of convincing on Soundwave and Starscream's parts to get Megatron to even agree that the idea was reasonable. However once confirmation was given to retrieve the children for the purpose of bringing into the fold was complete, those who wanted young readied to act. They were no fools, they could see that the Autobots had already laid down their claim, but there was still room to act. There would be no stopping the CNA contribution of the Autobots from sticking, but they could most certainly attempt to drown out as much of it as possible with their own bloodlines. And of course there were still rules to be followed.
Knockout and Breakdown had wanted to have a sparkling of their own since the very beginning and long before the war. The time for a journey to find worthy young simply never came before and during the conflict. Now though, there was a chance, and neither were willing to lose it. They needed an organic child who matched their grounder specifications, one who would be stable and level headed. With that thought in mind, they took one look at Jack and decided he was the one for them. But of course, they couldn't just snatch him. That would cause increadible damage to him during his development and earn them the ire of Arcee. No, such things happened on Cybertron too when different mecha took an interest in the same organic. There were protocols and rituals to handle such affairs, and while they were indeed on opposite sides of things, Knockout and Breakdown were going to follow the old rites regardless.
In accordance with tradition, Breakdown and Knockout sent a transmission to the Autobots and Breakdown covered up his Decepticon faction marker. Arcee was incredibly skeptical, especially with her boy still not knowing he was undergoing the first stages of the changes. However the rules have almost always been honored, and Breakdown at least was long known to be honorable. Thus with a great deal of apprehension and accompanied by most of the team, she went to speak with the duo on neutral ground. The discussion was... tense to say the least. But with neither of the Decepticons having earned Arcee's direct anger, an agreement was settled on despite the protests and arguments that went on amongst the team for over an hour.
Oaths were made, pacts agreed upon, and the rules set in place. There were a few quips and a few instances were discussions nearly fell through, but all those present were long since sick of the war. They wanted new sparklings, and Jack having additional caretakers would increase his chances of survival and developing well. As such the path was set and it was agreed upon that once the changes began in earnest, Arcee would allow Knockout and Breakdown to serve as secondary Sires. They offered her energon samples of their own, and as soon as the moment presented itself, she began offering Jack their energon alongside her own. He would still be HER boy first and foremost, but Knockout and Breakdown would feel the beginnings of the tie and slowly gain sway too.
As Jack's changes progressed and the time to take him away from his mortal family drew nearer, Arcee prepared to begin sharing as required. A carrying chamber was installed near her spark so that her young ward could be kept near to her and her Decepticon co-Sires were allowed to begin coming to visit their young charge when he was sleeping at base. Until he forgot his mortal life he could not be allowed to see them while awake, but their presence eased Jack enough that it was clear Knockout and Breakdown had a claim on him too.
Arcee tended to him during the day, but when he slept, Knockout and Breakdown were allowed to come and sing to him, holding him gently as he fell into deeper and deeper sleep with every passing cycle. Everything they did had to be overseen by Arcee and she was higher on the hierarchy of Sires tending to Jack, but so long as they listened, they were allowed to care for him. There were rules, and both Decepticons were obliged to offer Arcee deference regarding Jack in any capacity unless they were willing to fight her for for the right to be his main Sires. But neither saw the need, Jack was their too and that was all that mattered. And while they did sneak the boy a few gifts and run their digits along his small frame whenever they could get away with it, they kept to the rules and didn't make a fuss. When Jack forgot his mortal life they would be given more freedom to treat him with the affection they both wanted above all else to offer. June may or may not have found herself with more offerings she didn't understand in response to two additional Cybertronians taking an interest in her only son.
But of course it was not just Knockout and Breakdown who wanted a sparkling. Starscream saw the chance to have a sparkling and he was willing to do anything to take it. Soundwave too considered it, but he stepped aside the moment he saw Starscream's optics linger on Miko. He was not desperate in the way Starscream was and he saw no need to fight for the right. He could have a sparkling of his own in due time, and thus he did not interfere when Starscream watched Knockout and Breakdown somehow manage to make a deal and proceed to plan to do the same.
However unlike Knockout and Breakdown, Starscream was completely unwilling to take on a secondary role when it came to Miko. He was upfront when he landed before the Wreckers on the battlefield and made his intent known. Bulkhead and Wheeljack were of course unwilling to make a deal at first, but with how much care Miko needed, there simply wasn't much room to reject the seeker's offer. He raised dozens of sparklings with his trine prior to the war and was familiar with the Vosian methods of handling little ones. He had experience, a trait which both Bulkhead and Wheeljack lacked, especially when faced with the fact that Miko was quite likely to be a rather difficult sparkling to handle during the aches and pains phase of the changes. They hated offering any sort of leverage to Starscream, and Optimus was not at all pleased when they brought a slumbering Miko out for the seeker to see since neither were willing to allow Starscream into base.
Despite the numerous instances of Miko very nearly beating him into scrap with the Apex armor, Starscream was not at all malicious the moment he sensed that she was undergoing the changes. Bulkhead and Wheeljack kept a blaster aimed at his helm the whole time he cooed at Miko as she slept. However Starscream merely softened his voice and sung quietly to the sleeping child, running his digit through her hair to feel the faint resistance that came from flesh being turned to metal. There was an urge to take her and run, but Starscream abstained. She was tied to the Wreckers whether he liked it or not. It was best to wait until she forgot and then involve himself fully. So instead of fighting, he offered some of his energon and took to the skies with Bulkhead's commlink line. Starscream received pictures and updates regarding Miko's development from that point forward and he eagerly counted the cycles until she would be ready for him to become part of her life.
Seeing three of his inner circle begin making deals to have sparklings of their own, Megatron's carefully hidden desire for one to raise began to rise. Two of the three were already claimed, and while he could hunt down another human to bring into the fold, there was a more malicious part of him that was determined to try and take Optimus and Ratchet's little pride and joy for his own. Rafael was bound to them, that could not be changed, but Megatron might be able to gain leverage as well as a sparkling if he played his cards right. Optimus would never agree to share, not with him anyway. But the Prime allowed Breakdown and Knockout to associate with his team and begrudgingly offered updates regarding Miko. Who was to say that Megatron couldn't extend his own influence to gain a bit of a foothold?
It was not difficult to convince Knockout to bring a vial of Megatron's energon with him during his next visit to see Jack. The medic was downright terrified at the concept of trying to sneak Megatron's energon into Rafael's supplements, but he did not dare disobey when the threat of being kept from Jack was shoved in front of his face. Megatron could only smile in mixed joy and malice when he began to feel the faint pulls of a tie to Rafael blooming within him after around a month or so of having Knockout slip his energon into Optimus and Ratchet's contribution. He only grew more and more pleased when he received a message from the Prime demanding to know what he'd done.
Optimus: Megatron, what have you done to my sparkling?
Megatron: Nothing much Prime. I have simply assured that you will now have to agree to come to some sort of truce with me.
Optimus: I will do no such thing, not while you threaten Earth.
Megatron: Who is to say I will threaten Earth? This world is filled with young organics ripe for bringing into the fold. It would be foolish to destroy it.
Optimus: You have tried before.
Megatron: I have, but now I have an investment here. That sparkling of yours now has my energon flowing through his veins. He needs my aid too now.
Optimus: That is an egregious breech of sparkling developmental laws-!
Megatron: You and I both know those laws have been obsolete since Cybertron fell. Besides, what's done is done. Your sparkling is now also mine. If we do not come to some sort of agreement, he will die or end up like Arachnid.
Optimus: ...
Megatron: Well Prime? Do you wish to talk on equal ground or continue this game and risk the life of your young charge?
Optimus: How much do you wish to be involved in his life?
Megatron: I want to be a Primary Sire.
Optimus: That is too much.
Megatron: Is it? You still have Bumblebee do you not? You and your lapdog medic may have the sparkling for half of his development and I will have him for the rest.
Optimus: You are a monster.
Megatron: So what if I am? Our whole species has been regarded as such since the beginning. We steal the young of others to make into our own. How is what I am doing any different?
The team were quick to pinpoint Knockout as the one who put Megatron's energon into Rafael's supplements, but by that point there was nothing to be done. The changes were underway, the children were nearly ready to be collected and their mortal families fully compensated. The time for debate was over, now they needed to make some sort of truce or possibly lose the first sparklings brought into the fold since the height of the war.
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nerdlydelicious · 1 year
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Also WE GOT SO MUCH FUCKING WHITE KNIGHT THIS EPISODE LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO
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Not really surprised at that point. Tucker is just making it official that he's a Russian propagandist. 🤷‍♀️
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I mean, I literally can already say what the interview will be about and what Putin will say. And how much the Vatniks and their useful idiots will milk this thing, talking about it forever and anywhere. 🙄
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anonyhun · 9 months
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Three Turtle Books Sitting on a Shelf
I have zero problems
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amemoryofwot · 2 years
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Sometimes all I think about is youuuu
Late nights in the middle of Juuuuuune
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eggs-can-draw · 1 year
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YOU ARE SO REAL FOR YOUR OPINION ON THEM I LOVE NAEGAMIGIRI SM
BESTIE I AM HOLDING YOUR HAND RN I FUCKING ADORE NAEGAMIGIRI
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anonymous-dentist · 2 years
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it's no wonder that the syndicate hasn't gotten anything accomplished other than what can basically be equated to evil, and also some horrible fucking crimes and genuine, general bullying of those left destitute by the eradication of their home and country on Doomsday. anarchists, historically speaking, have gotten literally nothing done ever and just end up serving the upper classes in their efforts to support the lower classes and fucking up sooooo super fucking badly by committing crimes and doing Bad Shit
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mrsmarymorstan · 2 years
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How do people even send unsolicited intimate pics? I just had to send SOLICITED toe picks to my Podiatrist and I feel like I've committed some kind of social crime....
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