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Almost everyone had been walking on eggshells around Jason all week, until Tim sits down next to him in the library loudly slurping a 52oz frozen mint oreo mocha.

"Wanna go make Bruce regret all his life choices and question our mental stability?" he asks after dragging the straw back and forth through the lid so it sounds like a cello is murdering a violin in a jealous rage.

Jason considers his options for a few seconds. "Obviously."

Which is how Bruce finds the kids playing Pin The Crowbar On The Joker in the garden, while the guest of honour is wearing feathered wings and a pipe cleaner halo.

When he sees the cake that Tim had made for the occasion, he makes a mental note to update the contingency plans he has in place for when he eventually snaps and goes evil, and to volunteer for Watchtower duty next year.

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Tell me they got that in slow motion. DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE 2024 | dir. Shawn Levy

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“what’s the song of the summer” ?? it’s DANCING IN THE DARK by bruce springsteen for the 40th year in a row

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basically

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My dear friend Jonathan Harker is going to embark on his first work trip in 6 days. I hope it goes well!

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for this autism awareness month i present a compilation of gregory from abbott elementary being an autistic coded king!!!

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people are always saying that folks on Tumblr think 30 is old, and I started to wonder if that's true, do people on Tumblr really think that relatively young ages are old? so. poll. reblog to do the thing where you've reblogged.

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how?? just how?

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Person you were talking about in your tags sounds like a real piece of work who knows they're being a dickhead, and LIKES being one. I'm surprised your friend group has kept them around

It's an open discord group, but we've mostly become just a group of friends in the process... you know? But as such you can't just ... drive people away? And I'm just like... maybe over sensitive to some things?

But you know. I didn't grow up hearing stories of my friends being scared their parents would find out they had a crush on Orlando Bloom because they were South Asian and he wasn't.... to ever in a million years take ANY bull shit about multi-faith or inter-racial relationships being bad. You know?

I had a family member who got fully disowned because she was Catholic and she wanted to marry a Protestant. And she ended up not only disowned by her parents, but she couldn't even MARRY HIM because of it. So it's just... the worst. And it is TREATED AS AWFUL AND DISAPPROVED OF!!!! But it still happened. It still has an impact 50 years later. But you know.... All that means I have a 0 Tolerance policy on sneering at Inter-Cultural relationships.

I think next time they say something Bull Shitty I'm just gonna HAVE to say something because clearly just trying to avoid them or trying to be polite doesn't work. You know what I mean?

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Urrrrrrrrrrregggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh.

The knowledge that if you dislike someone who thinks that you're friends you should let them know VS the absolute desire to not "rock the boat" and force other friends to make choices as to who to spend time with

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So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)

Reblog to increase sample size!

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after several discussions that left me baffled, let me throw this out to the masses: do you look at ao3's icons when you're looking for a fic to read?

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As it is Passover again, it is time for the annual debate as to whether the frog plague, which thanks to a quirk in the Hebrew, is written as a plague of frog, singular, rather than the plural, plague of frogs, was in fact, as generally imagined, a plague of many frogs, or instead a singular giant Kaiju frog. This is an ancient and venerable argument that actually goes back to the Talmud because this is what the Jewish people are. If we can't argue for fun about this sort of thing, what are we even doing.

In that spirit, I would like to submit a third possibility, which is that in fact it was one perfectly normal sized frog, who was absolutely acing Untitled Frog Game: Ancient Egypt Edition. One particularly obnoxious frog, who through sheer hard work, managed to plague all of Egypt.