#yes im a gummy bear

[pipileo]

Favorite candy's?

any type of gummy creature. i like chewing things

also, does anyone occasionally like, bite the limbs off a gummy bear before devouring the whole thing??? or am i just psychotic

[brokenpuns]

ICANROCKYOURWORLD

[yoteblog]

just copped a new cd

[mewogrl]

ʜᴇᴀᴠʏ ᴄʜᴇꜱᴛ✧.*

bestfriend!megumi x f!reader

megumi miscommunicates his feelings to 'cure' his heavy chest.

↳˳;; ❝ part of my jealous? me? never! fic, masterlist here ᵕ̈೫˚∗

content: angst, miscommunication, implied relationship, readers pronouns are she/her, toge being a jerk, smau briefly, a few weeks after

wc: 1k

an: currently on the school bus 4 a trip nd writing this out 😭 kinda rushed, pls don't come at me

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megumi slogs into the school, giving a nasty look to anyone who isn't you. especially when he see's inumaki.

megumi doesn't know what hurts him more, the fact that his ex-bestfriend is choosing to try and win over his bestfriend that inumaki knows he likes, or the fact that your choosing to be friends with inumaki rather than just hearing him out on this one.

he decides before lunch would be the best time to discuss it with you and he shoots you a text.

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you left him on seen, which was unusual of you but he assumed it was because of the little arguments you guys had the previous few weeks.

he wasn't mad you had decided to rule out being friends with him for yourself, he understood, but he was still hurt a decent amount considering you guys had been friends for 15 years.

megumi came out of his trance and his heart started to race when he saw your little '...' bubble pop up.

all the hope quickly left him and his heart sank when it disappeared. megumi was disappointed. he had prayed that you would still show up so he can truly express his heavy feelings about this situation to you.

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it was 30 minutes before lunch and megumi clutched his phone in his clammy hand as he jogged to the meeting location.

he was praying this wasn't for nothing and that you would actually show. 5 minutes pass, then 10. he was slowly loosing hope that you would actually show.

all of a sudden, he saw you shuffle up to the tree out of the corner of his eye. he didn't wanna show it but he was happy. happy that you showed. happy that you cared.

"hi megumi." you say, shyly. he worries, why are you shy around him? you're never shy near him, and you never should be.

"hi y/n," megumi answered. he tries to add on to his sentence with his reason of bringing you here but you cuts him off.

"listen, i know its really soon but, i think i like toge. and he told me that you guys are bestfriends so i thought you could help me out. you know, since you and him are bestfriends and so are we," you confess.

megumi feels his heart sink all the way down to the core of the earth. you like toge. you like toge and not megumi. out of all the people that like megumi, you are not one of them. toge has now gotten you officially wrapped around his finger and there was nothing in the universe megumi could do about it besides wait.

he blinks away the few tears threatening to fall out of his tear ducts at any given moment and stutters.

"oh, y/n," i continue, "that's.. great. i'm so happy for you. you guys are gonna be so cute together..!" he lies out of his teeth.

he was praying all this time that maybe, just maybe, he could revamp this relationship he had made with you and finally confess his feelings that he's had pent up for years but now that chance has faltered.

you don't catch onto the little big lie megumi had told and continue.

"thank you, gumi! i'm so happy you understand. you know what's funny," you pause for a few seconds of silence, "i actually thought you and me would get together!"

megumi was sure he was absolutely sobbing his eyes out by now.

"i had liked you and i was sure you liked me but after these few weeks, i told myself to move on because i could tell by the way you were acting towards me and shit that you hadn't liked me.." concluded y/n.

megumi was about to go batshit insane. you had liked him, and you hadn't said anything to him. megumi didn't wanna lash out at you so he chose to go for the better option and ditch this whole talking-things-out plan all together.

"oh! haha.." he fakes, "that's funny y/n. what's the ti- oh shitt! i have to um, go somewhere. b-bye now, y/n." he lies with a scarily convincing fake smile.

you noticed he hadn't been using the little nickname he had given you after you gave him the nickname 'gumi' but you shrugged it off.

megumi was so fucking dumbfounded. why wouldn't you just say something to him? it was so clear as day that he had liked you! he made it so obvious and he even had yuji help him out on making it even more obvious!

megumi ran out of the school, leaving a trail of tear drops soak up little spots on the floors behind him.

he stops to take a breather. meanwhile. you pace as you head to lunch.

you let your mind wonder about megumi. why was he acting so weird? did something happen? why did he run off so quick? did he wanna ask me something?

you decided on stopping your stupid mindset and just hurrying up to lunch as fast as possible. you knew toge was probably waiting for you, and you were (almost) positive megumi was a-ok.

once you get your lunch, you head over to the table at which you and toge both sit at. you see toge waiting for you to eat his meal and quickly advance over to the table.

"hi toge!" you speak, excited. he flashes a cute smile as you and responds.

"hey y/n/n!"

you completely forget about the whole weird interaction with megumi and continue to chat with toge but megumi doesn't let his mind rest from you.

he can't stop thinking about you and how to stop you from liking toge and to like him. he knows there has to be some way and that he can finally, hopefully, get you to see that he does love you.

he plots on finally discussing the whole thing and maybe asking you out. that part is still in the works though. he's not sure if now is the right time.

he wipes off his tears and takes a deep inhale, hoping to get you back.

@1l-ynn @theweirdfloatything @morideadcat

[tearwolfe]

I just need to tell you something. It's important. YOU'RE ART LOOKS LIKE FRIGGIN GUMMIES. SO GUMMY SO YUMMY. oh also I'm very weird so please don't mind that. Please keep in mind that me saying that your art looks like gummies is the best thing I can say about anything and shows how much skill you have 👍 imagine gummy bears in Rui and Tsukasa's colors... Anyways YEAH. YOU'RE ART IS GORGEOUS KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK :D

HEHE THANK YOU!! people often do say my art reminds them of gummy candy!!!

[calamity-jam]

Tumblr trick or treat!

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[candyredterezii]

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[galaxdora]

*lovingly* mmm bear daddy <- is currently watching crown of candy dimension 20

[sweeterlovers]

Hello 💐🐇

Could I request a smau for ollie bearman with a famous actress and model who is the same age as him?

Sending you lots of love ♡

CHARMED / OLLIE BEARMAN

ollie bearman x actress reader / SMAU FIC

FACE CLAIM / none!

WARNINGS /

reader is in the cast of the summer i turned pretty!

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@/gavincasalegno ate all of my gummy worms :( 🎉🎉🎉

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olliebearman 👌👌👌

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TEAM RADIO / SWEETERLOVERS - this request has been in my drafts for a while 😭 sorry for being so late to respond but hope you guys like it!

[nessieartss]

“So, uh, Uraume?” Yuuji begins, while his older brother's best friend was cutting vegetables to make dinner. Uraume didn’t say anything back, a sign for Yuuji to keep talking. “Do you know what Sukuna means when he says he likes to chew on his gummy bear?”

Uraume stops cutting the vegetables. One second. Two. Resumes cutting vegetables. “Yes”.

Yuuji gesticulates wildly, “And what does he mean????”

Uraume finally looks at Yuuji with the face of someone who’s seen too much, knows too much, and it’s weary of their own knowledge.

“You wish you knew, and I wish I didn’t. Please never make me say it out loud”. Ignorance is bliss.

Yuuji : pleasee i need to know because yesterday i saw this gummy bear on his phone contact list and im afraid he's doing drugs or something!

Uraume almost cut themself

[cutecherrygirl]

Enhypen Imagine

First kiss 😘

Warnings: fluff

Jake

- I think he would plan the first kiss and make it very special and memorable 😍

- im thinking he would take you out on a romantic date and just melt you with compliments the whole time until your face is as red as your dress

- he would be so cheesy omg 😭

- he would drive you home and when you arrive at your house, you guys would just sit in car in silence untill he places his hand on top of yours and kiss the back of it.

-you would look at him and give him a soft loving smile

- he would smile back and slowly start to lean in to see your reaction

-you close your eyes and blush a bit when you feel his lips on yours

-the butterflies in your stomach doubled and you felt like you were about to fly and Jake was a bit shy but hid it well.

Heesung

-he would do it with swag you wouldn't even notice it was a kiss.

-he would invite you to Hybe so you can be with him during his break

- you guys would eat and laugh together while the other members were judging you for being too loud

-after the members finally leave you alone, you calmed down a bit and got all shy

-Heesung leaned in his seat and watched you eating your sandwich. He then got up and sat next to you, he placed his arm around your shoulder and smiled at you

- you looked up at him "what?" You asked with small laugh at the end

-he just kept looking at you "you're just really pretty to look at" he said with a smirk and you start blushing more "omg! Stop, like...." You say while laughing and looking away.

- "why should I stop? You are mine, so Why can't I compliment you?" He asked and you just laughed and turned to face him "because ill melt like a gummy bear, you want that?" You ask while laughing softly and he just smiled and said "I bet you already got the gummy bear taste, lets find out" he then leaned in kissed your lips very softly and lovingly.

- after few seconds, he pulled away and smiled at you while caressing your cheek with teh back of his hand "hmm, yes you do". With that, you blushed even more "Oh my god Heesung, you little rat" you said in joking way before pecking his lips. This took him by a suprise but he didn't mind 😩

Sunghoon

-it would happen naturally with him

-you would be cuddling in his bed and watching tik toks.

-him spooning you and laying his head on yours so your cheek is pressed against his (i hope you know what I mean)

- he would just suddenly start placing soft butterfly kisses on your cheeks, jawline, ear and behind your ear.

-you would giggle since it tickles a bit abd would tell him to stop but he just kept going lol

- "stop" you said again softly but he just chucked and kiss your ear instead and bite it softly.

- "if you give me a kiss, I might consider it" he whispered in your ear and you blushed like a frog

-after few moments, you turned off your phone and slowly shift and turn around to face him. You locked eyes with him and he tucked some of your hair behind your ear, his eyes never leaving yours.

- "gosh, you have eyes of an angel" he whispered before placing his hand on your cheek and running his thumb over your cheekbone slowly.

-he always compliments your eyes, he always tell you you have the most sight, and when you look at him with those eyes, he just falls for you more and more each time.

- he leans in and first kiss the tip of your nose then slowly moves down to your lips and press his lips against yours into a soft and loving kiss.

-he kept caressing your cheek while you kiss, you placed your hand on the back of his neck to pull him a bit closer and he liked that alot.

-you two kept kissing for few moments before pulling away and giggling.

Jay

- he won't be nervous cuz he knows its a natural human thing to do and every couple does it 🤷🏻

- he would invite you over to the Enhypen dorm when all the members go out.

-You would cook dinner for both of you and you would just have nice time <3

-after you guys ate dinner and cleaned the kitchen, he would pour you a glass of wine and put on some slow songs because why not.

- since it was getting dark, he would light up a cherry scented candle and dim the lights down to make it more romantic.

-you guys loved doing stuff like this, it just felt so natural and romantic and it felt like you two were the only ones in the world.

- you take your wine glasses and start slow dancing together to the beat of a song.

- He placed his and your wine glass down and place his hand around your waist and the other one holding your hand, you placed your hand on his shoulder and held his hand with the other one.

- you danced together and sang the song while looking at each other with eyes full of love 😍😍

- after some time, he pressed his forehead against yours and smiled, you smiled back and boop his nose with yours which made him laugh a bit.

- You stayed like that for awhile before Jay slowly stopped moving and so did you.

- you looked up at him and smiled, You slowly shift your arms so they are around his neck and he placed his hands on your waist and smiled back at you.

-You both then leaned in and kissed. It was so sweet and innocent but loving at the same time 😍

Jungwon

-he would invite you to his place to play video games.

- you come to his place and saw him already playing, you pouted annoyed that he started without you but you didn't really care

-"Babe, I brought you mini bites" you said happy and toss him the bag of mini bites, he smiled happy "thanks! I love these!" He walked to you and hugs you tightly.

-you played video games for 4 Hours, after loosing 7 times already, you gave up and just leaned back on the couch and watch Jungwon play

- "babe, its fine... No one is good at video games anyway" he said trying to comfort you, he placed his hand on your lap and tap it softly "i know but like... I should be good cuz I always watch you play!" You said Embarrassed.

- Jungwon thinks for a second "i know what might make you feel better" he smiled and you look at him curious "what?" You ask, tittling you head to the side a bit.

-he blushed a bit before leaning in and kissing your lips.

-you were surprised but didn't mind, you kissed him back and suddenly, it wasn't awkward anymore.

-when you pull away, you both were red like two parrots

-"that was nice" you said softly and he nodded "yeah" he couldn't look at you cuz he was so shy but it was cute

Sunoo

-you guys were having sleepover!!!

-you were doing skin care, you put on Cherry face mask and Sunoo put on Melon face mask

-your evening was filled with laughter and joy.

- you made white chocolate chip cherry cookies and tea, it was delicious and it warmed up your tummies!!

- Sunoo was so happy because he had such stressful day and you doing all this with him really made him relax and enjoy his time 🥰

- you were applying lip softener on his full pink lips while you both sat on the bathroom floor and you were telling him the tea from school.

- "No, because Tiffany is really getting on my nerves" you said annoyed and Sunoo listened to every word you said so he can comment on it later.

- moments like this, make him realise you are the one for him, it makes him realise how miserable and useless life would be without you next to him. You complete him, you took his heart and you treasure it like its going to break. You give him love and care every day, he just wants to spend the rest of his life with you, he feels like the luckiest guy in the world, sometimes you would catch him stick out his tongue to the other guys cuz they will never have you lol.

- "are you listening to me?" You ask with a pout. He snapped back to reality and nodded "yeah . Tiffany is a bitch" he said while blushing.

-"yeah, I hope she turns into a cockroach, oh wait...she already is one" you said and Sunoo started laughing his ass off.

- You started laughing too.

- after few moments, you both calmed down and just sat there in comfortable silence

-"I love you..." Sunoo suddenly said in soft tone, you looked up at him and smiled "i love you too Baby" You said softly.

-Sunoo smiled and moved to sit closer to you. You lay your head on his shoulder and he took your hand in his interlocking your fingers.

- "Can I kiss you?" Sunoo whisper after a long silence.

- You looked up at him "you can try" you whisper back and he blushed a bit before leaning down and capturing your lips with his.

-the kiss was short but very loving, you could almost feel his every emotion from that kiss and it felt good.

-after pulling away you guys just kept looking at each other while smiling like two idiots.

Ni-ki

-you came back from school and went to Ni-ki's place to hang out and watch Tik toks.

-it was like 7 p.m. and you both were exhausted. (Thats how long my school is, idk about y'all 😭)

- you layed in his bed trying to figure out if its day or night and Ni-ki layed Next to you almost sleeping.

-you didn't cuddle or anything because his mom was home and she would scold you but after few hours she left

-as soon as Ni-ki heard door closing, he layed closer to you "baby..are you sleeping?" He whispered and you mumbled "no.."

- he chuckled softly at your tiredness and layed on top of you

- "you are so cute" he whispered and pecked your cheek, you giggled a bit "stop.." you whispered and wrap your arms around his neck, he buried his face in the crock of your neck while you played with his hair and caress it.

- you stayed like that for awhile, comfortable and tired.

-Ni-ki was so relaxed and happy, he felt like he won a jackpot

-"i wanna spend our days like this every day" he mumbled in your neck and you smiled "me too" you said softly and he started planting soft pecks all over your neck and shoulder.

-you just let it happen and continue carressing his hair.

-he then started moving his pecks from your neck to your throat and then your chin, his moves were very slow and comfortable.

-you felt like you were in heaven lol

- When he got to your chin, he pecked it and then moved to your cheek. He pecked your cheeks, nose and forehead.

- after realising there's only one place he haven't kissed yet he started blushing a bit. He moved your hair from your face with gentle moves and just caressed your cheek softly.

-you smiled and leaned into his touch. After awhile of hesitating, Ni-ki finally got brave and leaned down to kiss your lips. The kiss was soft but since it was both your first kiss, neither of you knew what to do so it was basically just a long peck without moving your lips since you didn't wanted to ruin the moment 😭

-after awhile, He pulled away and looked at you, you looked back and blush while giggling softly. He giggled too and pecked your lips again before burrying his face in your neck and biting it playfully before closing his eyes and taking a deep breath since he can't believe he finally kissed you.

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[mylovenox]

hey! how are u?? sorry if i'm bothering but could u do headcanons of Vance Hopper x Male reader who is like very sweet, kind but also very insecure and sensitive? love your writing!!

have a good day/night<3

Yes sir I gotchu :3

I’m honestly sooo in love with Vance Hopper dude it’s not even funny- Also like- IM SO SORRY FOR IT TAKING SO DAMN LIKE FOR YOU TO GET THIS-😭 I’ve been struggling a lot so I haven’t had the energy to write but please request as my as you want because it will ALWAYS. Get done :3

TW kissing, fighting, cussing- I’m dumb ash so tell me if there’s more

Vance Hopper x male reader headcanons <3

⋆Vance adores how sweet you are, he loves that you’re still sweet and kind even when he’s upset about something. (When’s he not?🥰)

⋆If anyone and I mean anyone. Says anything that even the slightest bit upset you or makes you feel bad about yourself we all already know that persons gonna have a trip to the hospital.

⋆because your his boyfriend? He’s not gonna let anyone make his partner feel bad in any sense.

⋆if he’s ever done/said smth that made you get all sensitive he’d feel really bad. Tho Vance is rude and violent in the movie he still would put his whole life into making sure he never did something to get you in a state like that.

⋆he loves you a lot! You’re the best boyfriend he could ask for!

⋆you guys listen to music all the time together whether it’s blondie, the runaways, kizz, weezer, Joan Jett, The Cramps.

⋆i think his fav song is Cherry Bomb by the runaways. Because who could blame him? It’s an amazing ass song!

⋆Vance definitely likes caramel candy- just had to say that-

⋆again Vance loves how sweet you are. A lot of the time he’ll go to you when upset just to hear your soft voice tell him that everything is okay

⋆he loves seeing your sweet adorable smile.

⋆he loves seeing how sweet and kind you are to others

⋆and ya a lot of people do think your relationship is “weird” because Vance is loud, aggressive and rude and your quiet, soft and sweet

⋆opposites attract 🤷🏻 I don’t make the rules.

⋆if he ever says something that makes you feel insecure he’d feel horrible. He’d be all over you, kiss you everywhere especially where he made you feel insecure and if it’s nothing with your body then he’d kiss your head as a way to “kiss away the thought”

⋆you guys definitely go on walks in the forest.

⋆he buys those bags of gummy’s that have gummy rings in them and he’d take all the gummy rings and purpose to you with them all and put every single one on your fingers.

“My beloved Y/N..will you make me the happiest guy alive and be my husband forever?”

⋆he’d say teasingly and kiss your check/lips after

⋆Vance obviously LOVES dogs. Tiny dogs- big dogs- he loves them!

⋆I can’t really see him as a cat person but at the same time I do….maybe it’s just if the cat is resting on his lap while he does whatever.

⋆one time you and Vance went to the grab ‘n’ go and were getting slushies and someone had randomly pointed at you and laughed an oh boy. They knew what they had coming. Vance set his slushie down and kissed your nose and told you to look away or don’t get close and then went up to the boy and proceeded to beat the ever loving shit out of him and you had to drag Vance out (leaving your slushies behind😔🤙🏻) and run off to hide because the cashier called the cops.

⋆for Valentine’s Day he got you a teddy bear and took you to grab ‘n’ go to get a bunch of snacks you wanted and then you guys would go home and watch movies all night.

⋆for Valentine’s Day one of the things you got him was matching pj pants which he loved-!!

⋆I see you guys baking to together even if he smashes and egg on your head just for the fun of it🥰🤙🏻 but if that upset you in anyway and made you sad he’d apologize and help you clean it out of your hair before giving you a gentle kiss on the hand

⋆gives you lots of piggy back rides and I mean a lot- he also does the thing where he pretends drop you but doesn’t actually, but he’ll stop if you don’t like that

⋆just cuz he loves you sm :)

⋆he sneaks through your window a lot and stays that night, your caregiver wasn’t to happy at first but saw how happy you were and you guys were also so cute sleeping together. They definitely took photos and there’s some around the house in frames.

⋆whenever he doesn’t come over you guys call alllll night!

OMGG!! This was so cute to make:) lmk if I should do more because I so will 🤗

[kisbunzies]

More silly tf2 headcanons because i know more about them than valve does.

Sniper is practically nocturnal. You wont see him all day but you will find him sitting on the couch in base with snacks and a movie going like it 3am , no shoes or shirt despite it being February and his camper being parked like a mile.away acting like its totally normal. Will literally nap anywhere during the after noon dont be surprised if one day you find him hanging upside down like a vampire.

Speaking of which this mans goes everywhere shirtless and shoeless . gas station ? Shirtless and shoe less . walmart ? Shirtless and shoeless .middle of winter ? Maybe he's got socks on. They have to yell at him to get dressed or atleast put on sunscreen so he doesn't get crustier than he already is.

Pyro's really good at open flame cooking , bonfire grill gas stove flambae torch they can make anything as long as it requires fire. Also pyros mexican and atleast half of their "strange noises" are just them mumbling to themselves in spanish.

Heavy likes cozy stuff , he's struggled enough if he wants hot cocoa and a knitted blanket he can have hot cocoa and a knitted blanket. Owns the fuzziest pair of bear slippers known to man. Also i feel like he's a salmon guy idk maybe he rlly is just a bear but guy.

Saxton hale likes men.

Scout if so painfully straight. And i dont mean straight as in sexuality i mean straight as in pure fucking aura. Ms pauling comes out as a lesbian and he says "oh shit i like girls too we should date" sees heavy and medic kiss and his brain doesn't acknowledge it. This is true even is scout likes dudes he's the 1970's equivalent of those guys nowadays who wear nothing but nike and use the word gyat unironically and im tired of pretending like he isn't.

Ms pauling wants to be a merc so bad she thinks that its so cool but her mom told her murders for boys so she's just the administrators assistant/hj

Demoman has the most curly , bouncy , volumous gorgeous hair under than beanie. He keeps it in cornrows most of the time but when he does wear his hair out its a sight to behold.

Engineer makes the corniest , most dad like jokes known to man , its literally horrible they all groan so loud whenever he does but he thinks its hilarious.

Sniper , scout , pyro and soldier are all sour gummy worm addicts to the point that their stash takes up and entire shelf in the base pantry. Go through a costco bag a week.

The local costco dreads their presence , engineer and sniper and in the outdoors section, medics necromancing the chickens , pyros was the one roasting those chickens before they got necromanced, they managed to lose heavy somehow , scout managed to convince spy to get into a toilet paper fort they made and now their introuble with management, soldiers ordering a forth of july cake despite it being october and demomans buying premade meal kits for dinner for him.and his mom over the week. Pyro saved him a necromanced rotisserie chicken. And yes sniper still isn't wearing a shirt or shoes they've given up.

Spy had eyebags and grey hair , misses when was young and spry , is a little jealous of medic managing to have a full head of dark hair.

Medics ethnically jewish. He gets his black market organs kosher .

And finally out of all the mercs soldier goes to.medic the most for actual injuries , scout goes the most for.minors , engineers got the most perscriptions including hearing aids and stuff for pyro he picks up , sniper never goes to the doctor and medic has to drag him in . spies the worse when it comes to appointments (doesn't like any part of him being seen and despit having spy training still doesn't like.needles) and medic favorite patient is heavy for obvious reasons

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Hello! Welcome back :> I wasn't sure if you wanted general HCs or romantic ones, so I did both! I hope they're enjoyable! In regards to these HCs, there's one mention of drugs, but the HCs are about Valeria, so that's to be expected!

Also, to anyone reading this: Merry Christmas and/or happy holidays! I'm saying this today because in my country we celebrate Christmas today and not on the 25th! I'm wishing you all a few lovely days ahead :-)

General:

Playing games of any kind with her is actually infuriating and almost unfair. You’d think games like Monopoly would be fair since it’s based on luck for the most part, but no. I can assure you Valeria could set a world record on beating someone at Monopoly. But it’s not just that game either. You wanna poker with her? Tycoon? Sixty-Six? Granted, they require some skill as well, but she uses her nogging on a daily basis, so it’s not like she doesn’t know what she’s doing. And even if you only explained the rules to her once, she’ll beat you soon enough. Might also be prone to cheating, but you’ll only ever accuse her of doing so whenever she actually wasn’t. It’s not illegal or forbidden if no one ever finds out. The stakes can be pretty high, she’s not afraid to play for money either. But I advise you to maybe play over gummy bears or lollipops or something. She won’t be happy, she will complain, but it beats losing all your money to a businesswoman of her caliber.

When she was a kid she actually didn’t mind Christmas all that much, she quite liked it. It was colorful, it was bright, it was nice. Her parents may not have been the richest people, but she usually got what she wanted for Christmas as well, so it wasn’t a particularly sad time for her back then. Even now her cartel is doing well during that time since people like to fill the gaping holes within their hearts with drugs so they won’t have to think about being alone and freezing during such a festive time. She doesn’t get jolly like she used to, she won’t even wear a Christmas hat, but she can appreciate Christmas, if just for her earning a bit more money than she normally would. You can even give her gifts during this time. Depending on who they’re from and what it is, she might just throw them away, but if it’s something nice from someone she’s close with then she might just keep it for a little while longer. Although Valeria would never admit it, she does like cookies quite a lot. She can’t bake particularly well, not that she has the time for that either, but that won’t stop her from eating a few whenever she receives some from a trustworthy source. There is an elderly lady in Las Almas who she likes to buy them from occasionally. That lady is a real sweetheart, so Valeria is sure the cookies aren’t poisoned.

No one ever gets to enjoy it anymore these days, but Valeria can cook pretty well. She learned how to very early on so she could relieve her mother a bit from her burdens, but it stuck with her. She has a real knack for how much spice you put in which dish. Yes, she’s a bit rusty since she hasn’t cooked for herself in quite a while, but if you’re her s/o and you’re sick, you might just receive some birria or carne guisada. It’ll be unlike anything you’ve ever tasted. Her food is a bit spicy, so if you’re not used to spicy food it can and will leave you teary eyed, but it’s really good. Naturally, her specialties include, for the most part, Mexican dishes only. But, in theory, you could give her any recipe and it would turn out just fine. Except for anything sweet. Sweets she cannot do at all, they’ll always turn out terrible. It used to get to her when she was young, but these days she couldn’t care less. She isn’t anyone’s housewife, so why should she care? Back in the day when she still had time for dating someone properly, a telltale sign she was mad at you would be her cooking for you, but making it unbearably spicy. Valeria could always eat it, she can eat any spicy pepper as a snack just like that and not be bothered at all.

Romantic:

It doesn’t matter who you are, Valeria will always be the dominant person among the two of you. Her personality alone won’t allow for much else, but there are also other circumstances as well. Besides, she’s been in the military and she can tell you from experience that the people there don’t think too highly of women. Ergo she wants to prove herself to be above those morons, especially Alejandro. While she might not be affectionate at all in public, it’s the small things in private that really show you who’s in control. Beckoning you closer with her finger, telling you how much of a good thing you are for her, moving you a bit so she can get to something she needs. Granted, it’s nothing big, she won’t put a collar on you, but she will do what she can to make you feel smaller than you actually are. It doesn’t matter if you’re 1,50m or 2m tall, whether you’re looking up at her or down on her, you will treat her with utmost respect. While she might seem degrading or mocking very often, she does take your feelings into account as well. If her being mean to you genuinely hurts you then she will do what she can to tone it down a bit. She won’t stop entirely, but she’ll better herself. You’re welcome to sass her back a bit, though. If it’s just some light joking around she won’t mind. Sass her back too hard and you will be put into place, though.

Going off of one of the previous points I made: Once Valeria loves you, she is completely and entirely committed to you. It doesn’t matter what you want, you’ll get it within days. You want someone’s head? Absolutely, no questions asked. Even something smaller, such as some clothing, jewelry, a video game console, a plushie. You name it, you’ll get it. You’re her everything in this rotten world, of course she’ll do what she can to keep you happy. And if one of those goons from the army ever tries to hurt you, then even the ninth layer of hell will seem like the greatest mercy the heavens and hell could muster. She’s fiercely protective over you. While she won’t kidnap you, she wants to keep you happy, after all, she will try to convince you to live with her. Somewhere in a place no one knows about, where it’s only you and her without a worry for those two pests, Alejandro and Rodolfo. If you ever were to meet those two then I can assure you, you’ll never see Valeria this angry again. She loathes those two men with her entire being. Not that she has a very high opinion of men to begin with. If one ever decides to lay his grubby, disgusting hands on you, regardless of whether it’s some guy from the streets or the president of the United States, he can say goodbye to his head.

As I said before, she’s a really good cook. In fact, she’s good at just about anything you can think of. Well, almost. Either way, she’d love it if you could cook well. In fact, having someone who’s willing to be a housespouse is a dream come true. She won’t always be able to come home to you immediately, but if she finds you having cooked her a delicious, hearty meal, she’ll be on cloud nine. But even if your food isn’t anything noteworthy she’ll still eat it because it’s from you. She may be a cruel woman at times, but Valeria does care about you and tries not to hurt your feelings too much. At best, not at all. If she comes home to your shared home being well taken care of by you, with you having cleaned all the rooms as well as all the clothes that needed washing, you’ll have earned something nice from her. If you aren’t able to do so, no worries, she can always just hire some personnel to take care of it. But if it was you, then just name what you want from her. You want some cuddles or a kiss? Naturally. Some tres leches or churros? She won’t make them herself, but you can bet she’ll get you some regardless. If she’s especially tired some sweet words might be exchanged as well, but don’t expect her to be like that every time. Sometimes she does want to be a bit sweeter than usual, tell you how grateful she is to have you, but she’s afraid you might think of her a bit less than before, even if it wouldn’t happen. So, while she may not be someone who enjoys giving words of affirmation unless she needs to, you can count on her showing you affection through gift giving and quality time.

[columbiastapshoes]

headcanons part 3‼️‼️ crazy‼️

hey guys it’s me the person with the regular posting schedule and normal amount of thoughts about this movie! woo hoo! this one is a bit shorter, my sk8 hyperfixation has been completely taking over my brain LMAO but without further ado here u go!

-columbia has a stuffed animal that she is extremely emotionally bonded to. i’d like to think it’s a rabbit with big floppy ears and it’s made out of that kind of rough towel-like texture ykwim?? but anyways she’s had it since she was little and it’s so dirty and has no stuffing in its neck anymore but she refuses to fix or clean it and just carries it around everywhere

-magenta fucking loves earth candy. homegirl is trying to keep up the “i hate this planet it has no redeeming qualities” act but as soon as someone walks into the room with gummy bears she goes absolutely feral

-frank is scared of cats. yes, i know he has the mannerisms of a cat and that is why it’s funnier to me that when he sees a cat he will just leave the room. but also he’s not like an “AAAAAAHHHH A CAAAT THATS SO SCAARRRYYY” person like he’s trying to be subtle about it and won’t admit to being scared but it doesn’t fool anyone

-brad LOVES 50s love songs and also jazz of all kinds. stole this bit from a fanfic but his nickname for frank is sinatra :3 but anyways he’s always playing an ella fitzgerald or doris day vinyl and humming along to the melody while he reads or does other stuff

-frank either wakes up at 5 am or 2 pm. no in between.

-is columbia a dancer? yes. does she use those skills when she’s just dancing to music by herself? absolutely not. she bounces to the beat like a toddler. i love her.

-frank again :3 that bitch absolutely has pierced ears, belly button, and tongue. the movie isn’t canon and i know what i’m talking about <3

-magenta is goth most of the time but when it gets really hot and she cannot survive in all black she gives up and goes whimsigoth with purples and dusty pinks and browns <3

-rip columbia u would have loved electro swing

-ever wondered how riff got that hunch in his back? i have the answer! when he and magenta were little he tried to cut her hair while she was sleeping and she judo flipped him and it just never healed properly

-i could have sworn i posted this one before but i can’t find it? so im just gonna say it now- after the movie events (in my brain no one dies and brad and janet unofficially move in let me have this) janet is trying so hard to be supportive of everybody and im picturing her and magenta as that customwoodburning clip that’s like “are you a les-bin?” “yes ma’am i am” “AWESOME‼️‼️‼️ 🔥🔥🔥”

-magenta is a witch and has an altar in her room, the first time brad went in there he accidentally bumped into it and was scared that the spirits were gonna be mad and kill him and magenta was jokingly like “yeah. ur dead” and he was like “oh no D:” and she had to clarify it was a joke

-frank reads erotic novels at the dinner table and comments on them out loud 🫶

-columbias favorite animal is a jellyfish. i have no reasoning but nell campbell indirectly talked to me and i have been hyperfixated on this movie for over 2 years so u can trust me on this one