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butchniqabi · 2 years
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i think mercedes needs to be more bitchy. im gonna make her more bitchy
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mommahughes19-23 · 4 months
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instagram edit for joseph woll? something along the lines of a hard launch but kind of discrete?! also make the girl preferably blonde!!
FIRST OFF THANK YOU ANON FOR REQUESTING MY LOWKEY BOO BOO BEAR. I HAVE THE SOFTEST SPOT FOR THIS MAN OMG! I also wasn't sure who's POV you wanted it from so I did it from lil Joeys POV :)
Mrs Woll? - J.W
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@josephwoll : my future mrs aka the only one willing to put up with me anymore ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥
austonmatthews : NO fucking way you got her to say yes 😱😱😱
↪ marner_93 : my fucking guy @josephwoll 🫡
↪ y/user : @austonmatthews @marner_93 could you guys act a little more shocked fr 🤬🤬🤬
user12311231 : so another blonde puck bunny added to their roster smh 🤡
↪ y/user : babe.... ur quite literally bleach blonde yourself?
y/user : @josephwoll damn she kinda hot tho, who is she?!!?
↪ josephwoll : just this realllllly reallllly cute social media manger the leafs just brought on 🤫🤫
↪ y/user : DANG she's hot and hardworking?? wife her uppp 🤑🤑
samsonov_30 : how you going to launch this relationship and not ours joey boy I thought we had something special 🤨
↪ josephwoll : Sammy baby, we can work this out 🤧
morganreilly : so this is why our team insta is lagging in pics 🤨🤨
↪ bertuzzi17 : smh remind me why WE aren't getting paid the big bucks and she is 🤬🤬🤬
ashleybertuzzi : YOU BETTER TREAT HER RIGHT WOLLY BOY 😤😤😤
williamnylander : yooooo @josephwoll think u could get her to send me the photos she took of us because someone got a man and ignores everyone now 🤨🤬
↪ y/user : @williamnylander DO NOT COME AT ME LIKE THIS EVER AGAIN OR I WILL DELETE ALLL OF YOUR HEADSHOTS SO HELP ME 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬😤😤😤😤
↪matthewknies : mom are you ok should I call someone for you @y/user 😬😬😬😬😬
simon_benoit11 : @josephwoll NO WAY YOU JUST GAVE MY BABY A FUCKING GOD MOM.... ALICE IS SO THRILLED!!! 🤧🤧🤧🤧
alicedeauchier : 🤧🤧🤧 its the pregnancy that's making me emotional I swear
A.N :
POOKIES omg I wanna date me a lil Joseph Woll goalie aSAP hes just the most innocent looking goalie in the league. ANYWHO to the STUNNNNNNNNING anon who requested this I hope hope hope its some what what you wanted! (I went with the original idea but kinda switched it up so y/n is a social media manager for the team and the team kinda thought they were together but this just confirms it).
IF YOU DONT FOLLOW MY MOMMY ASHLEY BERTUZZI ON INSTA WHAT ARE U DOING MAY I ASK?
anywhoooo thanks again for existing and I will update soon 🤧
xoxoxoxoxo, M
Tagged until she says to not lol :
@skylershines
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cuntyko · 4 months
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alll righty on to the met gala looks that did the job... and did it correctly in no particular order ofc cause I don't have time to do rankings or anything... plus I would add zendayas look but I feel like everyone has seen both of them everywhere but yea she did the damn thing.
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Taylor russell for Loewe
this is like renaissance art... Loewe? more like Louvre. like absolutely sickening
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Erykah Badu for Comme Des Garçons
duh... ok at first I didn't like it with the theme.. but then I thought about it and like sure its not giving fairytale princess but that's not Badu so her wearing something from rei a more avant grade designer is like her way of fitting with the theme so I appreciate that... plus I really like the look
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Teyana Taylor for The Blonds
YES! YES! YES!!! like her cavaliers benchwarmer ex husband had to admit she looked drop dead gorgoussss no other words. im not familiar designer but it doesn't matter in fact kudos to her that's dope.
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Chloe sevigny for Dilara Findikoglu
she ate the theme down that's all I gotta say... this is what I expected to see more of like STANDARD
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Sienna miller for Chloe
I love this I feel like it gives woodland fairy it totally encompasses her boho vibe its not that out there which is why I kinda struggled to where I liked it for like any red carpet atmosphere or if it actually fit the theme but again I do feel like its true to Sienna miller's style so ill give it to her.
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precious lee for Bad Binch TongTong
again not familiar with this designer but come on do you see those wings the crystal details WOW just wow
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Mona Patel for Iris van Herpan
gagged... fav look of the night period... idc idc and the arm pieces moved... STOP just stop
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Dove Cameron for Diesel
yes... I saw how she her and her team came to putting this look together on vogue and I just loved how she described it I couldn't have said it better so im not gonna try. but this is again one of those looks where I was like yes read the invite and followed it to a T
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Harris Reed for Harris Reed
again renaissance art... sculptural gorgeous both of these looks by Harris reed actually
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Demi Moore for Cartier and Harris Reed
giving queen of hearts... yes I love the silhouette
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Queen Latifah and Eboni Nichols for Thom Browne
I really don't have much to say about this one I just rlly like it its just soooooo Queen Latifah so yesss auntie you betta work
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Eliza Gonzalez rivera for Del Core and Cartier
this dress literally looks like a flower petal and its just sooooo pretty.. I couldn't not say anything
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Amelia Gray for Undercover and Messika
I really really like this look... I like how out there it is ... I think its like wicked step sister in a Tim Burton movie I think its really cute idk
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Laufey for Atelier Prabal Gurung
pretty sure the theme was like sleeping beauty something something and this dress is deadass giving aurora slay....
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Ivy Getty for Conner Ives
in love with this look and I don't have much to say besides that... miss girl nailed it
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Jodie Turner-Smith for Burberry and Chopard
absolutely gorgeous and I love the all white with the dark eye makeup and dark blue accents absolutely stunning
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Nicki Minaj for Marni
this is so onika and I love it she's like the kitchy fairy godmother like this is how I imagine her in the beginning of my beautiful dark twisted fantasy
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Barry Keoghan for Burberry
ok victorian slayyyy and I love the brown velvet and the silver details yess.
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Jessica Biel for Ralph and Cartier
again... aurora slay its really about the color and the hair with this look for me... do I digggg the feathers? no but idk it works for the theme
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Lana Del Rey for Alexander McQueen
YESSSSSS motherrrrr y'all should know by now I loveee me some Alexander McQueen baby and the lil rose touch... yes a lot of people where just throwing flowers on their looks just to "be on theme" but you can tell this is intentional it works here and she deadass is giving woodland storybook princess
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lil nas x for Luar
I really like this look and the draping and the silhouette I think it looks very posh like a wedding cake topper... honestly one of my favorite looks from him... ever
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Nelly korda for Oscar del la Renta
at first I thought maybe this dress was too busy and it made it look like a grandma dress HOWEVER I do kinda like how cooky and kitchy this looks maybe I would put the hair up but other than that I kinda diggg this look
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Elle Fanning for Balmain and Cartier
Gorgeous regal wow and the shoulders they look like birds pulling cinderella dress up as she was getting ready or whatever... and I love how theres no necklace cause it totally wouldve distracted from this beautiful dress.
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Aurora James for Ana Khouri
I diggg the drapery like Taylor Russell and the wood bodice and the wooden jewelry such a nice touch but this definitely is giving renaissance art
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amphtaminedreams · 8 months
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Relevant on the Runway in the Run Up to Fashion Week: F/W23 through to Pre-Fall 2024 & My Top 25 (Part 6)
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-Susan Fang, top to bottom: RTW F/W23, S/S24-
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-Tanya Taylor, top to bottom: pre-fall 2023, RTW F/W23, resort 2024, RTW S/S24, pre-fall 2024-
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-top to bottom: The Attico RTW F/W23, RTW S/S24, resort 2024, Theory RTW F/W23-
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-top to bottom: Tia Adeola RTW F/W23, S/S24, Tokyo James RTW F/W23-
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-top to bottom: Torey Burch RTW F/W23, resort 2024, S/S24, Tomo Koizumi RTW F/W23-
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-top to bottom: Trussardi RTW F/W23, Vera Wang RTW S/S24-
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-Ulla Johnson, clockwise L-R: RTW F/W23, S/S24, resort 2024-
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-Valentino, clockwise L-R: RTW F/W23, S/S24, pre-fall 2024, haute couture S/S23, pre-fall 2023, haute couture F/W23-
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-Versace, clockwise L-R: RTW F/W23, S/S24, pre-fall 2023-
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-Victoria Beckham, clockwise L-R: resort 2024, RTW F/W23, S/S24, pre-fall 2024, pre-fall 2023-
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-L-R, top to bottom: Viktor & Rolf haute couture S/S23, F/W23, Vivetta RTW F/W23, pre-fall 2023, RTW S/S24-
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-top to bottom: Viviano RTW F/W23, S/S24, We11done RTW S/S24-
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-Vivienne Westwood, top to bottom: RTW F/W23, S/S24-
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-top to bottom: Wiederhoeft RTW F/W23, S/S24, Y/Project “ -
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-Yohji Yamamoto, clockwise L-R: RTW F/W23, S/S24-
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-Yuhan Wang, top to bottom: RTW F/W23, S/S24-
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-Zimmerman, clockwise L-R: resort 2023, 2024, RTW S/S24, S/S23, F/W22-
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-Zuhair Murad, top to bottom: haute couture S/S23, F/W23-
And that’s the lot! 
So to round it all up, here’s a quick recap of my standouts from the last year or so of collections, and what’s still on my mind to get me through this winter. 
It was hard to choose how many to limit myself to. A top 50? Too much, a whole post on its own. But a top 20? That’s not enough.
So signing off, in no particular order, here are my top 25 from F/W23 all the way up to S/S24, in time for the start of the FW24 collections we’ll be seeing over the next few weeks!
Schiaparelli EVERYTHING: Is it any surprise Schiaparelli is on the list? Alll the fashion girlies atm are obsessed with everything Schiaparelli does, and how could you not be? Daniel Roseberry’s designs are intricate, luxurious, dramatic, and consistently ahead of the game in terms of creativity. Nobody is doing it like him right now, and for that reason, his pieces are instantly recognisable.
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-clockwise L-R: Schiaparelli RTW S/S24, haute couture F/W23, S/S23, Fendi haute couture F/W23, S/S23, Schiaparelli RTW F/W23-
2. Fendi Haute Couture F/W23 and S/S23: Fendi’s Haute Couture collections never disappoint me. Time and time again, Kim Jones offers us her elegant take on glitzy femininity, balancing glamour with soft, ethereal colour palettes, silhouettes and fabrics. This year, she’s given us the red carpet iteration of balletcore (which is an aesthetic I never saw coming or thought of but am obsessed with btw) and for that, I am forever thankful.
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-clockwise L-R: Dilara Fındıkoğlu RTW F/W23, Ambush RTW S/S23, F/W23, S/S23, S/S24, Chopona Lowena RTW S/S24, Di Petsa RTW S/S24, Roberto Cavalli RTW S/S24, Yuhan Wang RTW F/W23, Moschino RTW F/W23, Rave Review RTW S/S24, Yuhan Wang RTW S/S24, Roberto Cavalli RTW F/W23, Di Petsa RTW F/W23,  Ermanno Scervino RTW S/S24-
3. Dilara Fındıkoğlu RTW F/W23: Dilara’s ethereal, post-apocalyptic take on grunge delivers everyyy, singleee time! As if I didn’t wish I had Bella Hadid’s life enough already (minus having Yolanda “have a couple of almonds and chew them really well” Hadid as a mother), she then stepped out in that DF custom set and my envy increased tenfold.
4. Ambush EVERYTHING: The way Yoon Ahn’s styles the garments she designs under her label Ambush is the end result I’m trying to achieve whenever I actually make an effort in putting together an outfit these days, as rare as that is atm. Yes, at it’s core, the brand embraces a street wear-friendly version of the grunge aesthetic (I know, I use the word grunge to death but my love for that way of dressing will never die! I lived one full year in the 90s and I’m going to milk being a 90s baby only in the very literal sense for all it’s worth!) But through that lens Yoon plays with a number of other trends, from techwear to the academia-influenced styling craze, and has all that fun incorporating elements from those avenues, whilst retaining the edge that underlies her vision of the brand. The level of flexibility she manages to display without compromising the Ambush blueprint is exactly what makes Yoon’s collections a reliable source of outfit inspiration for those of us who have a strong attachment to one particular style but like to take cues from whichever other aesthetic is dominating the trend cycle at that moment too.
5. Chopona Lowena RTW S/S24: Cutesy ‘90s inspired grunge? Bloody love it. Which reminds me that I should reiterate, NO you don't get a pound every time I say grunge. Not in this economy:(
6. Di Petsa RTW F/W23 & S/S24: I was lucky enough to see a Di Petsa piece in person at the Design Museum’s Alexander McQueen sponsored REBEL: 30 Years of London Fashion exhibition, and yes, it was as perfectly sculpted to the mannequin as her pieces are to the models who wear them on the runway IRL. Dimitra Petsa is a little bit of a genius I think. She’s so clearly fuelled by an appreciation of the divine feminine energy of women in the sense which we originally started using the term rather than the way we mostly use it now which is more often than not sardonically to justify our bedrotting days (which I’m totally on board with btw because performing femininity is fucking exhausting tehe), meaning her designs highlight the raw, stripped back power and beauty of the female body and everything it does without us even having to try. Di Petsa’s collections give the world a much needed reminder of the strength and grace of women whatever size or shape we are, and shows us that we don’t need to A). have some otherworldly power or B). Get a shit tonne of filler and plastic surgery to emulate the goddesses of both today’s and yesteryear’s standards.
7. Roberto Cavalli RTW F/W23 & S/S24: Fausto Puglisi treads carefully along the line separating bold and gaudy with his take on Cavalli but both the RTW collections were fucking phenomenal this year, taking it back to at a time when Coachella fashion was at the peak of cultural relevance, and what a TIME to be alive that was.
8. Yuhan Wang RTW F/W23 & S/S24: Take something bit granny chic, a bit little girlish, a couple of pieces from a motorcycle gang and throw it all together, and you get that signature Yuhan Wang look. To quote Liam Hess’ review for Vogue Runway of Yang’s RTW S/S24 collection: "Yuhan Wang’s vision of femininity may appear delicate on the surface, but it’s always undercut with something steelier and a little dangerous." Yah. He said it much better than I can. That's why he writes for Vogue and I talk to myself on here, lol.
9. Moschino RTW F/W23: Glitzy, opulent, old-Hollywood infused punk? Consider me obsessed.
10. Rave Review RTW S/S24: SoOoo glad to finally see a collection from the pioneers of chintzy grunge (I’m sorry but what other word can I use?!) on the runway. See, I make the distinction between Rave Review, Chopona Lowena and Yuhan Wang because Rave Review, in the best way possible, excel at a creating pre-loved feel to their collections. That isn’t to say it looks like the shit no one wants. It looks like the wardrobe of the coolest girl you know who can spend an afternoon browsing her local charity stores, the evening in front of her sewing machine, and by the morning can produce some up-cycled magic that you wish you had the talent to create yourself. I want to be that girl! I’m just a sewing machine and few decent charity shops in my local area short but trust and believe I’m working on it, lol!
11. Ermanno Scervino RTW S/S24: How very high-end LoveShackFancy of Ermanno Scervino to give us this Y2K style Bohemian dream and then refine it in line with the whole “stealth wealth/clean girl” minimalism craze that had such a chokehold over 2023 (and which I hope we leave behind, for the sake of its racist undertones if nothing else). Taken to either end of the spectrum, as in pink frilly floral overkill or an endless cycle of shapeless neutrals, I’m beginning to get a bit worn out with both but the meeting of the two here with the pops of colour in the embroidery was something magical, a beautiful partnership<3
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-clockwise L-R: pre-fall 2023, RTW F/W23, resort 2024, RTW S/S24-
12. David Koma EVERYTHING: Beyond slept on and idk why! This man was behind Mugler for several years, which is one of my alll time favourite brands, and I think it’s safe to say a staple for many. So where is the buzz about his solo offering? Idk. It is strange because I feel like his collections share a lot of the attributes (y2k feel, hyper-feminine, sex appeal, a bit of edge, overall bit of a Bratz doll vibe if ygm?) as Blumarine and everyone is head over heels for that? So yeah, I truly don’t know. Maybe it’s not luxury enough? I’ve never really cared about that. You don’t get much more luxury than a Hermes Birkin and yet I think they’re dull as dishwater and no one can convince me otherwise regardless of how much a status symbol they’ve become. Maybe it’s my youth, maybe I’d feel differently if I too was a real housewife of Beverly Hills but yeah, give me David Koma over Hermes any day.
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-clockwise L-R: Diesel resort 2024, pre-fall 2023, pre-fall 2024, RTW F/W23, S/S24-
13. Diesel EVERYTHING: Wow, Diesel must be the no.1 contender for fashion house comeback of the 2020s so far. And it’s what’s deserved for a name as cool as Diesel, I mean, it is so simple but so good!
As far as I’m concerned Diesel had been relegated to the leagues of the higher price mark section of the Next catalogue for the past decade and yet the past couple of fashion weeks their shows have arguably been amongst the most anticipated. I feel like I’ve said sexy biker grunge or some combination of these 3 words too many times in this post already but look, it’s kind of like the aspirational aesthetic of choice for me minus the sexy part and add in a girlier, more dainty strain of femininity instead bc I do not have the body nor the bone structure or the RHYTHM to have sex appeal. I was built with the body that’s giving little boy at its lowest possible weight and chubby baby at its highest so yay. The sexy thing isn't gonna happen for me, I’m at peace with that, lmao.
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-clockwise L-R: Erdem pre-fall 2024, RTW S/S24, pre-fall 2023, RTW F/W23, resort 2024-
14. Erdem EVERYTHING: Genuine question here, would Erdem Moralioglu's work be fitting of what Gen Z mean when they talk about whimsy goth or am I way off-base? Honestlyyy, I’m so out of the loop when it comes to this phenomenon of coding everything and idk if I like it because tbh, it seems like it’s only accelerated the pace of fast fashion. Once TikTok has put a label on aesthetic, it starts getting manufactured cheaply en masse and within a matter of weeks, everyone is fatigued and moves right onto the next craze of X/Y/Z “core”. Like apparently mob wife core is a thing now? Kill me FR. When I hear that all I think of is Teresa Giudice flipping a table and calling Danielle Staub "prostitution whore".
Sorry, I'm getting wildly off-topic here, back to whimsy goth…I don’t know what the TikTok/Pinterest certified cues for that vibe are, but within my understanding of the word, it’d be something like this? Because romantic, gothic, elegant, and eurgh, I hate this term, but also like, badass. Essentially, Erdem's dark dramatic touches constitute what I think of as the gothic part and the former adjectives contribute the whimsical part. Anyways, yah, sorry I had to say the word badass. I’m now thinking I could’ve more accurately summarised my understanding of whimsy goth by saying steampunk Disney princess, lol. It pained me to type especially because we don’t really say ass in England, but badARSE sounds really awkward and yeah, let's just move on...
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-clockwise L-R: Zimmerman resort 2023, RTW S/S23, F/W23, S/S24, resort 2024-
15. Zimmerman EVERYTHING: I feel like the two opposing sides of the coin representing my personal style are in such stark contrast to one another because yes, one the one hand, I will always be obsessed with that whole forbidden g-word ‘90s look but I also do adore the whole flower power vibe, and for me, Zimmerman does that perfectly. This is to say, essentially, it leans subtly enough in that direction that you can still imagine a Zimmerman dress looking gorgeous with a big, vintage oversized coat, clunky boots, and dark makeup if you get me? There is one particular FKA Twigs look I’m thinking of as I type this, iykyk. But yeah, I never don’t love a collection from them, hence the inclusion on this list!
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16. Jacquemus RTW F/W23: Speaking of clunky boots…Can you IMAGINE one of the little white dresses from this collection with some black platform Doc Martens and a black velvet choker or corsage? Like to reference Courtney Love for what is probably the millionth time, this would be the dream outfit inspired by her, however much of a groupie that makes me sound.
On a side note, Jacquemus’ S/S24 collection only came out, like, last week which is why it wasn’t included in the post but I can’t lie…it is a hugeee step down from this. The disappointment echoes my feelings the new Gucci collection, only I guess I can hold onto the hope this is just a meh year for Jacquemus rather than the loss of another absolutely legendary creative spark. Yeah, Alessandro Michele I miss u xx
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-top to bottom: Le Fame pre-fall 2023, RTW S/S24-
17. Le Fame EVERYTHING: I only found out about Le Fame, Miss Sohee, Sultry Virgin etc. through HF Twitter (yeah, X is never catching on) and I feel indignant that only a handful of those are on Vogue Runway. Look when it comes to my A-Zs, if I find anything I like in a collection, I will include it, even if it’s nothing groundbreaking in my eyes. Because range, you know? But amongst the standouts from a collection, the rest can be really fucking drab, and yet the brand makes the top of the Vogue feed regardless, purely based on reputation. Yet Le Fame gets tumbleweeds. Where is the justice for Shanghai Fashion Week? ALL the non-western centric fashion weeks for that matter. WHY has ShuShu/Tong only just got a place on the Vogue Runway archive? I mean, it’s bad all round but the erasure of Shanghai FW in particular bothers me because western fashion is so clearly influenced by East Asian fashion and atm it’s just like we capitalise on it without paying our dues (shocker).
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-clockwise L-R: Rahul Mishra haute couture F/W23, S/S23, Giambattista Valli haute couture F/W23, S/S23-
18. Rahul Mishra Haute Couture S/S23 & F/W23: Whilst we're on the topic, thank god for HF Twitter for alerting me to yet another designer ignored until very recently by Western fashion critics. Don’t get me wrong, I like a bit of Elie Saab as much as the next girly girl but every collection lately has been more of the same, risk-free and repetitive. You look at Rahul Mishra, and instantly, you can see just how much work and passion goes into his designs. The end results are that these dresses are utterly ETHEREAL. I have been seeing more talk about RM lately and his collections have recently started being covered by Vogue. I hope this acknowledgment continues!
19. Giambattista Valli Haute Couture F/W23 & S/S23: The princessiest (yeah, that’s a word now) of princess dresses. OFC GV makes it on this list. For the sake of my inner child, if not anything else, who thought that a job in the fashion industry was actually achievable and that wearing a dress like this one day was within my reach. The little me who didn’t know what nepotism even meant, this is for you.
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20. Selkie RTW S/S24: So I wouldn’t usually include Selkie in a fashion week post as maybe, for reasons stemming from my own prejudices, I assume anything I have ever been able to afford at any point in my life does not count as high fashion. But the Selkie show for this season, imo, truly epitomised what is supposed to be the whole point of fashion which is to translate our inner beauty to outer beauty on our own terms, in a way that makes us feel empowered and the most magnificent version of ourselves. Selkie speaks to the playful feminine spirit within me, and to see women of all sizes, ethnicities, ages, and abilities looking absolutely enchanting made me feel hopeful for a day when I don’t still feel like the only version of myself that is worthy of being “perceived” (lmao) is the one who still owned that beautiful, tiny Selkie dress, who has to punish and deprive their body to fit into it! Seeing this runway on Twitter gave me a degree of faith that this future where I feel confident and comfortable in my recovered body does exist. So yeah. I had to include it here:)
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-top to bottom: Shushu/Tong RTW S/S24, F/W23-
21. Shushu/Tong RTW F/23 & S/S24: I hate to introduce new material at such a late stage but I was choosing my favourite looks from ShuShu/Tong’s S/S24 collection and just thought, I want more! So I did some Googling and managed to find the F/W23 collection too! And it’s just as stunning as S/S24. This is why it’s such a calamity that we don’t get more Shanghai FW coverage, I s2g.
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-clockwise L-R: Philosophy di Lorenzo Serafini RTW S/S24, Cult Gaia resort 2024, Dominnico RTW F/W23, Zuhair Murad haute couture F/W23-
22. Zuhair Murad Haute Couture F/W23: Okay so obvs the S/S23 couture collection was gorg and lush too buut holy shit, the gothic touches of F/W23 took things to another level for me!
23. Dominnico RTW F/W23: If Sam Levinson decides to have Maddy Perez go through a kawaii-influenced cyberpunk phase and then become a dominatrix in season 3 of Euphoria (and let’s be real, equally nonsensical things have happened on that show), this is what her character should be wearing in keeping with her personal style. Niche, I know. Just please, for the love of god, make her come of age first. I have no time for that man’s insistence on sexualising minors. Justice for Barbie Ferrera and Kat Hernandez, honestly.
24. Cult Gaia Resort 2024: Is it…mermaid core?
And lastly…
25. Philosophy di Lorenzo Serafini RTW S/S24: He made layers SEXY.
Honourable mentions go to a few brands I plan to focus on anyway over my next couple of posts (another In the Front Row at…kinda post, and also little 2023 Pt.2 Recap) so I won’t go overboard yapping on about them here too, but to summarise a few points:
I was pleasantly surprised by Maria Grazia Chiurui’s work at Dior this past year? IDK if it’s just that my expectations of Dior based on the collections we’ve seen over the previous few years have set the bar really low, but almost all of it was super pretty. Maria has garnered a reputation for being all quantity and no quality, which is fair enough, however I truly think we saw both this year. So maybe this is all to say…Dior gets the Most Improved award?
Alessandro Michele’s final Gucci RTW collection was full of showstoppers and honestly, I don’t know how Sabato De Sarno is supposed to follow on from that. His Gucci S/S24 was nice enough and probably more in keeping with the brand's old school aesthetic but the character Alessandro brought to the brand is gone and I feel like a little part of me has died along with that. I don’t know what to feel because his version of the brand is the brand in my eyes, at this point, like he resuscitated it and nourished it and got people excited enough about it to reestablish Gucci's place at the precipice of high fashion, and yet seeing S/S24 I feel that artistic flair is gone. If I’m being optimistic, maybe De Sarno is just playing the long game and that, in going back to basics, his aim is to create a point of reference he can build upon over time to develop his own equally bold vision of luxury. Let’s say Sabato De Sarno gets the Person I Most Hope Will Improve award.
Finally, in the absence of Michele’s Gucci and on the back of another year of incredible collections, I think I can finally say…Rokh, you’re my new number one.
To conclude, though, that’s enough from me! I’ve already done way too much chatting shite for a photo post. If I start talking about anything else now, it’ll surely end up as some rant about the state of the world which will inevitably be coming soon, anyway, so for now all I have to say is 1. Free Palestine and 2. I hope anyone reading this is doing otherwise okay notwithstanding the horrific levels of injustice occurring, i.e the abhorrent displays of solidarity with a government perpetrating war crimes by many Western “democratic" leaders. Even when we knew they were awful before, seeing this situation play out is devastating. Be kind to yourself. All we can do some days is get by and that’s okay. To exist in a place where our lives are not constantly at threat is in itself a beautiful thing that everyone deserves, and I know most of us appreciate that and want that for everyone else too.
With that, I’ll say goodbye and will be posting again soon.
Lauren x
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icypenguin · 1 year
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★~ Kazuha Headcanons
hi guys! im trying to post daily or atleast 4 times a week! i hope you guys enjoy my creations 💗💗💗
Teyvat au
- whenever he’s gone, he will write notes to you daily! beidou always catch him writing notes for you on the crownest and teases him for it.
- when he sees you waiting for him at the docks, his face will immediately brighten up and he’s filled with joy.
- if he went to a nation that you’ve both never been to or literally anywhere, he will always get you a small gift that reminds him of you.
- hugs? cheeks kisses? suprise kisses? YES! YES! YES! your favourite spot with him is under the sakura/maple tree. you both often cuddle or just hangout there and enjoy the view.
- sometimes he will ask you if you want to join him on his next adventure! you will definitely cuddle and stargaze with him on the crownest. (don’t let beidou find out about this or she’s going to tease you both nonstop!)
- he will absolutely introduce you to alll the crux members and now when they see you both together theres no way to escape the teasing…
- petnames: dear, darling, maple. sweetheart, love.
~ small drabble ~
the night was chilly as i was cuddling on the crownest with kazuha. blanket covering out body from the cold wind. when all of the sudden he whispers something in my ear “The deep rolling waves, Are attracted by the moon, Our love never dies”. “did you just whisper a haiku to me?” i asked as my cheeks burns, showing a red-ish colour. “oh kazuha, how could i ever return the sweet talks you gave me?” i lay my head on his shoulder as we stare at the ocean, the waves we’re calm i could listen to it until i sleep… kazuha looks at me with a passionate gaze. he looks like he wanted to ask me something. “say, dear, would you like to come with me on my next adventure?” as i heard what he said i felt like i want to jump as high as i can. i’ve been wanting to hear him ask that question as day by day my life got even dull than before. “oh kazuha! i would love to!” i answer him while hugging him. kazuha chuckled and said “glad to hear, ill inform captain beidou later.” he then looked at my direction and kissed me on the cheeks, forhead and lips. we continue cuddling until a voice interupts us “i see loverboy reunited with his dearest, huh?”. oh, i could immediately recognise that voice! the brown haired captain was looking at us with a smirk on her face… what could go so wrong…?
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Modern au (college au)
- you and him are neighbours so everyday he will wait for you at your front door so you can walk together.
- if youre ending the class later than him, he will buy you strawberry or banana milk so that you get more nutrients!
- his and your friends always tease you both. even though you both say ‘we’re just friends’ oh they clearly know you’re more than that!
- your parents knows him as he always hangoug with you almost everyday! either if its doing homework together or just chilling together.
- he will totally confess to you at prom! with bouquet and chocolates~
- he will hold your hand whenever you’re walking together. and hugs are appreciated too.
- petnames: darling, sweetheart, love. if he’s feeling a bit silly: cinnamonbun, maplesyrup, cupcake, sweetie pie.
~ small drabble ~
last week, school just announced prom is about to come. i was excited but also nervous as im not sure who i would like to go with. i mean.. it’s obviously kazuha but well- he’s been receiving many people that’s asking him out! with this problem im a bit afraid he will accept one of them.. i supose if im not going with him then i won’t go to prom! at lunch, kazuha looked a bit nervous. i didn’t know what’s going on as he was more quiet than he usually is. so i decide to ask him “kazuha? is anything bothering you?”. kazuha looked at me and replied “oh no, its nothing”. i didn’t believe what he said but i decide to slide that answer. i was peacefully eating my lunch when all of the sudden he told me “hey uh- could you meet me at the school garden after school? i want to ask you something..”. i said “oh suree! ill meet you under the big tree ok?” he only nods his head as a respond.
*time skip to after school hehe*
the bell rang signaling that school is over. i quickly went under the big tee at the school garden and kazuha was already there. “hey kazzz! sooo what do you want to ask mee?” i asked in curiosity. i’ve been waiting for this momet since the time he told me to meet him after school. “oh- hey.. i didn’t see you coming.. um-“ he looked nervous and he was avoiding eye contact. i gave him some time to process what he wants to say “um.. w-ould you like to go to prom with me, y/n?”. i can see his ears going red and he pulled out a bouquet and a heart shaped container thats filled with chocolate. hearing this question made my heart go crazy! i quickly replied “OH YES! YES! uh- i-i mean mhm! i would love tooo!” i can feel my face getting a lot warmer as heat rushes through it. i accept the bouquet and chocolates from him and tackle him into a hug. we both ended up falling on the grass, laughing.
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OMG MY GRAMMAR SUCKS SOOO MUCH IM SO SORRY 😭😭😭 kazuha is my fav but idk im not that proud with this oneeee ill prob make something like this later on… idk if im just not feeling it or what but i hope u guys enjoy this and advices are appreciated thankyouu!
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would it take away the fun of the game if i asked you to write out answers to all of them. otherwise 🕺
hi lauren i saved yours to do last so i could do alll the ones what havent been done yet 🙋
👽 Is your relationship with your F/O more gushy so you're both all over each other, or do you prefer some space every once in a while?
yes. all at once. theyre constantly on top of each other and also extremely prickly people who prefer to be left alone so. predictably there is a conflict here. neither of them are inclined to do anything about this so theyre just going to annoy each other forever and ever and ever.
🦝 What kind of presents or trinkets have you and your F/O gotten each other?
lots of random crap! theyre both fond of like toys and plush and random novelty garbage, especially the really kitschy "bought this at a gas station" type of things. they like to get each other stupid t shirts.
🕺 Do you and your F/O dance together?
YES FOREVER AND EVER. go listen to hooked on a feeling right now because its their song.
🧊 Have you and your F/O ever fought before? If so, how'd you get through it?
they fight all the time like its their job and they will either fuck or divorce or kill each other or all 3. eventually theyll get over it.
🤹 What's some of your favorite personality traits of your F/O's? And their's of yours?
i like that hes a cunt 🤭 my bitch ass wife who hates me but for real though. i like that hes blunt and mean and does whatever he wants. but also i really really like how silly he is i like his dumb tattoo and his stupid puns and his ugly plushies and the way he laughs at his own shitty one liners and i LOVED his announcer stuff from his event because he had those dumb nicknames and his shitty sports bro tendencies shone through and i like when he whimpers into the microphone. god. i like my beautiful hairy man who gets a bit pink and silly with it and i want to do things to him about it.
as for what he likes about fish i think hed find their hater tendencies fun. they just like to bitch about anything and everything and he can just kind of nod along and watch them go. i think these two also tend to get themselves into feedback loops when the mood is good because fish tends to spike really really high and get really really excited and hog gets into it when they do so i think theyd have a lot of fun by virtue of being each others #1 hypeman. ultimately i think they both just find the other really really fun when it comes down to it. they're capable of having a really good time together and they just meld in that way where things feel good to do just cuz theyre doing it togetherrrrr
🏚 If you had to pick the ideal place to surprise your F/O with a vacation to, where would it be?
i made this joke before but i think both of their ideal situations is just. secluded lake house fishing trip. dont talk to nobody or go anywhere and its just them sitting around and hanging out together like they always do. bcs theyre creatures of habit. or a theme park i think they could have a wonderful day at the amusement park.
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gurggggleburgle · 1 year
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fear and hunger really is just a vibe. Like am I here to just to suffer? Yes. Absolutely. Do I do two or three runs at a time before closing the game in frustration? Always. I love it. Do I pray to Alll-mer every time i see a statue as I claim to be doing a come to jesus run through this time around?
Do i not just love playing my boy Cahara and using his escape feature to cheese battles by running away and coming back.
Sometimes you lose both your limbs but its ok. That's what the small child is for. Hold that severed arm child as it will be great in battle. My party will carry me through this endeavor as we make sacrifices along the way. Of the human varity!
It appears i'm surrounded by ghosts and rng jesus did not see fit to give me soul stones for my gear. Let us collapse the mine. May we all go down together my bretherin. Under the soil we shall be.
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barfoltidotcom · 11 months
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cackling to myself in the coffeshop (my beloved coffee shop) and i ended up doodling modern au of everyone.....origionally i was gonna start with celestine but lol i went ham on marinseya.......
ANYWAYS im laughing bc i gave her a "DYKE" patch on her jeans and i think its so her lol
so far im trying to decide what to do with the patch on her other knee. and yes she was a bomber jacket bc i think they slay but most of all it makes drawing her upper half easier LOL i can be lazy as hell with it if i give her a big jacket with a furry collar
AND YES she is smoking a cigarette.
she has a punk band and runs a shitty basement venue out of the old barn on the farm she inherited (if i had to assin a real life band it would probably be emily's sassy lime....thats the vibe u know oh and skating polly's song send a priest is aso a vibe)
instead of a dragon velix is a horse
and alll the crops she grows she like distrubutes to ppl in her community bc hes cool and shes also always fixing her friends apartments and houes bc shes very handy (farm girl moment) anyways everone always comes over for shows aso
and celestine is her BEST BESTIE (they live together) and florence is celestine's boyfriend that recently moved to town from ...??? somehwere....hes always really vague about it but no one pushes it. plus he is rlly good at cooking a lot of food for a lot of ppl so when he starts serving soup at a show (out of celestine and marinseya's shitty farm kitcen...it has one of the side screen doors they prop open and its out of a beat to shit big ass pot he bought at thrift store lol) everyone was like.........yo celestine.....he makes a mean cassarole too so can you keep him (not that celestine needed them to ask but it is great to see him accepted by the community)
OKAY WHERE WAS I GOING WITH THIS
um so breysis ends up playing a show there with her band and marinseya is like
WOWIE IM IN LOVE WITH YOU SO HARD
but is a typical useless lesbian abt it lol like maybe she even writes a song for breysis and its insufferable to see her pine so fucking hard lol. idk im gonna stop blabbing now
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bro i would talk and talk and talk about toji and megumi for hours and hours upon end if someone let me .... im so serious they are two of my favorite favorite characters ever there is so much to be said about them ............ like yeah ok toji is hot and megumi is the most beautiful boy in jjk but oh my god i can talk so much about their characters and their actions and what they say like .. THIS is what my english classes were preparing me for
YES BRAH UGHHH everyone always memes that megumis only character trait is summoning mahoraga which .. dont get me wrong its funny and all but like the point is that bro does not wanna be alive.. like he KNOWS that if he summons mahoraga its over ... and he ONLY tries to summon mahoraga when he needs someone to fight for him, not to actually obtain the shikigami. and its cus he knows he has so much potential but hje just doesn't push himself to use it .. unlike someone like gojo or yuji whjo we see in that scene where gojo points out that megumi lost his turn during the baseball game.
like hes supposed to sort of sort of be a character foil of yuji AND a parallel of geto .... which .... when he couldn't keep up with gojo's growth You Know. ....
anyways ya i agree with u gojos character arc was pretty much finished and it was a good place for him to die. like i want him to come back but at the same time it would be really like unrealistic and bad writing if he did. So I guess my glorious king can die i gess ...
grrr i luvv character analyses ... yes ugh riko and gojo were SO siblings coded ugh dont get me started on them... the scene of riko being sad about having to leave okinawa and gojo trying to get them to stay longer UGHHHHH hes so adorable bro ughhhh i miss himmmm
you sorta see some of the kamo clan and noritoshi later .. thats around the place im on .. its kinda a snooze fest tho so i havent read much still
DID ANYONE LOVE HIM AS A KID LMFAOOOOOO dude i saw this tiktok that was liek "when the character is cocky and full of himself but its actually because he has an awfulk childhood with no love" or something and i was like GOJO .......... i find that a lot of my favorite characters are super sassy but also super sad ........
bro on everyones life but mine higuruma and nanami are together in heaven ON EVERYONHES LIFE I SWEAR ..... so so many interactions that i just know would be fire. THATS WHY TJKN IS SUCH A TOP TIER SHIP LIKE I SWEAR THEY WOUOLD FIGHT LIKE CRAZY
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gojo said it correctly- this is the difference between yuji and megumi. what a shame that this was barely emphasized in the anime but megumis tactic is to win by dying while yuji will win even if he dies. mahoraga is megumis trump card
megumi cant push himself to the extremes that yuji and gojo do, like lots of humans. most people will turn away by instinct from the slightest amount of failure, or if some feel like they have no choice, they will die just to win. yuji always has hope while megumi has a trump card. thats why yuji still continued after what sukuna did in yujis body at shibuya... even though he was devastated and lost motivation, there was always a source of hope (in shibuya it was todo)
talk about toji and megumi alll u want!! im here to listen
i was tbinking abojt it while driving.. naoya might be similar to gojo ....in the sense that naoya vs. maki parralells the first fight between toji vs. gojo. naoya has cursed energy and still underestimated how good maki was, while gojo did the same thing. gojo was an arrogant teenager who thought nothing could kill him, just like naoya did. and they both "died" to be revealed not to be dead completely. i thought naoya was dead after the first encounter but hes like a cockroach bro. ig thats whay toji thoight of gojo LMFAO
but toji is compared so much with maki its crazy like how they were both looked down upon for only using cursed weapons and their commanding presence 🤔
i will miss you my gojo my blue eyed king. yknow i did hear something crazy on tiktok., since yuta is still trapped in gojos body and how gojos soul is still probably there (like in the case of geto when kenjaku was binding gojo in the prison realm.. me too geto me too i get kooky when i see a beautiful twink tied up and bent at an angle i mean whatt) and in an effort to save gojo and yuta they feed the last sukuna finger to gojos body and it becomes this weird ass mix of all three. (since sukuna is still too weak to do anything) i really hope this isnt the case but i do kinda hope they save yuta... mf is the next gojo or whatever 😭😭😭
GOJO WAS SO CUTE AS A SIBLING AND GETO WAS TOO LIKE THEY BOTH JUST WANTED HER TO HAVE FUN AND THEY WERE READY TO PROTECT HER FROM DYINGGG I DISLIKED TOJI SO MUCH IN THAT MOMENT... i watched the scene even before i knew what jjk was so it was spoiled anyways but it didnt hurt any less
i saw noritoshi kamo later on... hes kinda 🤫🤫🤫 with short hair😍 in shibuya he was a bitchass tho "me?!" no not u mf u couldnt even land a single arrow even wirh your clan technique dont EVEN. no one cares abiut you the better kamo is choso and choso 4ever.
I GOT SO SAD SEEI G THAT TIKTOK LIKE THE GOJO CLAN IS THE REASSOKNNNN GOJO TURNED OUT LIKE THAT AND NEVER HAD A CHILDHOODDD 😭😭 HE HAD BOUNTY HUNTERS ON HIS ASS THE WHOLE TIME FREE HIM the sassiest ones are the best in my opibion like yess
it might jusy be me or i feel like toji would be super sassy and also be a girl dad. like hed spoil his daughter and let her do his nails or makeup and talk about drama and hed do dress up with her and wear princess costimes and have tea time toggejrr 😭😭😭 and when she grew up hed listen to all her boy problems and stuff and buy her shit😭 the daughter would renind him of mamaguro and hed love her forever 😢😢😢 SORRY.. ooc not toji because hes dead
what i also like about tojis character is that he took his wifes name. in asian countries such as japan they take the fathers name like 95% of the time, so for toji to take his wifes name fushiguro is very out of place. he either hates zenin clan so much or loves her so much (most likely both)
WAIT THATS SO TRUE LIKE THEY BOTH WORK LIKE CRAZY and they arr both like very morally set and guided THATS SO COOL
also hirugama is kinda.. that nose..
Besides that
i dont know the manga that well these are all my assumptions 😢
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rubecso · 4 years
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I liveblogged that Greg Ellis video and now you can suffer with me
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So I did not intend to watch the whole of Greg Ellis’ rant, but I guess I’m a masochist. I ended up liveblogging it so here, you can get the highlights without having to sit through 37:55 like I did. ETA: Holy shit, it got privated in the time it took me to copy this out. I might be one of the last people to watch it. What did I do to deserve this honour.
holy shit I'm on the video that Greg Ellis did in Cullen's voice and the like-dislike ratio is 124:1.4k
What the fuck this is 37:55 long?????
How did he bitch for 37:55??????????
HOLY SHIT 56 seconds in and he's talking about a 'mob of social justice warriors' wtf????
guys my soul has left my body
"Integrity is earned in turmoil, not simply asserted in comfort" what the fuck is this hasfdk;lsfdajlksfda;lksfda;sfda
HE IS TALKING ABOUT TWITTER DRAMA LIKE ITS A FANTASY WAR I CAN'T
"Join us on this most magnificent morality quest" WHAT
"Help us banish the reputation savages ((savagers?)) and cancel culture hedonists"
sfdsajklsfda this keeps getting weirder what the fuck
"Intellectual glitterati" he can't keep doing this
he can't keep making it weirder
i can't take it
i just can't
he's literally reading an Intellectual Dark Web manifesto in the voice of his character with Dragon Age background music and a bunch of hamfisted references to the dragon age world and general fantasy tropes
HE'S TALKING ABOUT THE CHIVALRIC CODE
"How can men and woman, who are profoundly different from one another, be equals? ~~Chivalry~~~"
I can't he's still voice acting he's acting this like he's actually voicing an emotional scene in the game i fucking can't
THE FUCKING MUSIC RAMPING UP UNDER HIS DRIVELLING BULLSHIT
"Join me, for this new adventure. Like. Follow. Subscribe."
If you aren't listening to this please please just imagine all this said with the upmost sincerity. Like, if you've done Cullen's romance picture it as the voice he used for the really emotional scenes.
Oh fuck I'm gonna listen to this whole thing, aren't I?
He's... he's talking about Johnny Depp and Pirates of the Caribbean
In Cullen's voice
Why is Cullen talking to me about Johnny Depp
He's talking about some time when him and another voice actor tried to hold an event where I guess they could try and launder their image after supporting JK Rowling?
Anyway this leads to him saying: "None of the mob showed up. Why..... WHY???"
THE PREGNANT PAUSES
THE INTERSECTIONAL MOB
OH god another "WHY???"
His voice quavering with OTT emotion
Fuck he really does want to be JBP, huh?
He's literally just bitching about people not showing up to his events now
“THE CANCELLATION OF CULLEN RUTHERFORD”
I CAN'T THIS IS JUST TOO FUNNY
OKay now he's just playing a propaganda film he made about the BLM protests??
Okay back to the cringe now
"In response to one angry mobster, Greg stated that every life has value~~~~~~..."
Okay I have now heard Cullen Rutherford say "All lives matter" with 100% sincerity
"We are living in an era of woke capitalism, in which companies pretend to care about social justice to sell products to people who pretend to hate capitalism."
Okay but like... you know that the 'capitalism' part of that is the problem and not the 'social justice' part right?
"Vile and LIBELOUS messages followed. They were posted online by a SELECT FEW..."
ooooooooh he's on to bitchiing about Mark Darrah this ought to be good
"Not to defend Greg or Cullen from the libelous and ridiculous aspersions...."
DUDE YOUR CHARACTER DIDN'T NEED DEFENDING WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ON ABOUT????
Okay my chances of ever not hating Cullen have dissolved now, sorry this is all I'll hear when I hear his voice now
"And giving these negative nnnnnnincompoops exactly what they demanded..."
He literally drew out the 'n' in 'nincompoops'
"This post... had 6 likes. One of two comments.... was posted...." *dramatic reveal voice* ".... by MARK DARRAH"
"Mark Darrah... is the worst kind... of corporate coward. He has :’( no code..... of honour :’("
there are 10 minutes left i'm going to die
OKAY i have now heard Cullen Rutherford, commander of the inqusition, say the words "Go woke, go broke"
"One doesn't challenge The Maker.... without consequences"
I think the Maker here is Bioware?????
"Greg and Cullen were summarily lumped together.... and generalised!!!"
DUDE CULLEN IS NOT REAL
YOU CANNOT LUMP HIM IN WITH ANYONE
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
HE DID IT AGAIN
HE PUT "THE CANCELLATION OF CULLEN RUTHERFORD" TWICE
"The racist trolls came out of the woodwork to cancel Cullen, once... and for ALL!"
"I stand... for HUMAN... RIGHTS :’’’’’’’’’’’’(“ IT'S A VIDEO GAME CHARACTER
"BLACK.... LIVES... MATTER.” *long pause* “AND THEY DON'T MATTER MORE..... THAN ANYONE.... ELSE’S."
Yes. Correct. You are correct. Well done.
*insert the ‘You’re Correct Horse’ video*
"I love.... I ~~~~~love~~~~~~.... everyone "
"So yes.... alll... LIVES... DO... INDEED.... MATTER.... TO MEEEEEEE~~~~~~”
"This moment of history is harsh and merciless.... and in this moment.... I'm choosing.... LOVE"
HE'S LITERALLY JUST REPEATED THE 'WOKE CAPITALISM' LINE FROM EARLIER WORD-FOR-WORD
"Mobbing.... is social murder!"
"And by definition.... people cannot survive their own murder!"
(Again, just imagine his voice breaking with ~~~~~~~emotion~~~~~~~ on that line)
"How do we move from hateful to grateful????"
(The worst part is I know that this shit is going to be convincing to some people and that makes me actually sad)
"Exercise from the neck-up, during this.... PANIC-DEMIC!"
HE'S QUOTING CULLEN I FUCKING CAN'T
"As fans eagerly and patiently await the release of Dragon Age 4, and hope for the inclusion of their ~~~~beloved~~~~~~ Cullen" 
*vomit*
okay now he's just telling Cullen's backstory?
I'm guessing this is going to lead somehow into the whole "DON'T BE MEAN TO ME FOR THE SHITTY THINGS I DID IN THE PAST!!!!" thing?
Okay no he just... said it and then moved on?
"Only time.... and the Maker... will tell”
THAT’S IT
what the fuck i am going mad help
this video should come with a warning I got sucked in and trapped for half an hour
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nad-zeta · 3 years
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Arthur - Drive from hell
Fandom: Ikevamp
Pairings: Arthur x Reader
Genre: Fluffffff
Words: 1600
Warning: Learning to drive.... so yeah
Comments: Eeeeep, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TANIIIII! Hope you have the best day! //dances around ❤❤ ❤Sending ya alll the hugs and yummo birthday cake! 😳🥺! 🥺😳❤🌈 @nuttytani
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“You ready, duckling?” Arthur asked, full of beans, climbing from the driver’s seat and doing a light lil ol jogging around the car to open the passenger door for you.
Today was the day! You were now officially legal, and Arthur had taken it upon himself to teach you how to drive. To say you were nervous would be a gross understatement— you had barely, BARELY even passed your learners exam, and now here you were, about to be sat behind the wheel of arguably your greatest challenge yet, a 4x4 Hilux, a beast of a car in its own right.
You had already started regretting your life decisions when Arthur had to give you a hand up to get into the big beast of a car, never mind barely being tall enough to see over the steering wheel.
“Safety first, Luv,” he grinned from the passenger seat, reaching across you to help secure your seatbelt as you acclimated yourself to the change in position. How strange it was to be sitting on the other side, peddles below, massive wheel in front. And not to mention all the switches and buttons— so many little things that you had no idea what they were for or how they worked— and yet all so tempting to press and try out.
You looked over at Arthur, anxiety only growing as you had no idea where to even begin. “Alrighty, let’s get this show on the road,” he clapped his hands together, smiling broadly as he put on a pair of blue polka dot sunglasses.
Truly this man had far too much faith in you.
“Arthur, are you sure about this?” you asked one final time before placing your one foot on the clutch while the other pushed the brake—you know, just in case.
“Of course, what kind of rotten boyfriend would I be if I couldn’t even teach my lovely lady how to drive, now first things first, the safety checklist.”
He held up his gloved hand, counting off all the points to remember when driving, “Number one, make sure the car is in neutral before starting it. Number two, keep your foot on the clutch. Number three, turn the ignition all the way, and once you are ready to rumble, release the handbrake and slowly lift your foot from the clutch as you step on the gas. Got it?”
You nodded, half the instructions going completely over your head— you got this, you got this, you kept repeating to yourself like a mantra.
Your shaky hands reached for the keys, turning them until the car roared to life.
“I did it! I DID IT! Loook Arthur, look! I switched the car on!” you exclaimed, smiling brightly at Arthur, who clapped his hands together in praise.
Next, you slowly release the clutch forgetting all about the petrol and hand brake, causing the car to lurch forward and stall. You let go of a high pitched squeak, eyes going wide and knuckles turning white from gripping the steering wheel.
Clam as ever, Arthur patted you on the head, “Ah, it’s alright, Luv, see nothing to be afraid of; you simply forgot to step on the gas.”
It appeared as though Arthur had nerves of steel talking you through every instruction, patiently teaching you, and frankly, it wasn’t before long; you actually got the car moving. More than moving even, you were DRIVING!, no jerky movements, just girl vs the open road! Oh, the freedom and sense of independence were exhilarating, even at 20km per hour.
Meanwhile, Arthur was having a very different experience from the passenger seat.
Oh Lord Arthur was thankful he had taken you out to an abandoned field to learn how to drive, even more, grateful that you were driving an off-roader and not Vincent’s old fashioned bright yellow beetle, cause heaven knows death would be knocking otherwise.
Yes, despite his calm facade, he was desperately gripping the fear handle— an appropriate name, really, for what he felt in this moment was truly fear. “B-bird d-don’t you think you should slow down a little,” he stammered out; any chance of composure had been long gone as you drove at top speed (40km/h) across the planes of the field, launching the car into the air as you drove over yet another tiny hill.
“By Thunder, please, I beseech thee if there is a god I promise to live a wholesome life from this point onwards, please just spare meeee- ahhh,” he implored, sunglasses now halfway down his nose, revealing his wide shot eyes.
You drove without a care in the world, thoroughly enjoying the whole experience of driving over the small rolling hills. You rolled your eyes, one hand on the steering wheel, the other one giving Arthur’s hand a reassuring squeeze. “Come on, Arthur, don’t be so dramatic, ooooh look another dip, hold on tight,” you quickly announced with a delighted squeal navigating the terrain like a self-proclaimed pro.
The car rattled and jerked,” F-f-f-udge,” Arthur yelled out, hand shooting forward to the glove box to steady himself and prepare for the impact.
“Whoooooohooo! This is great! Who knew driving could be this fun,” you exclaimed full of joy, eyes sparkling as you spotted the next mountain to go up and conquer.
Arthur’s panicked eyes followed your line of sight, and it certainly didn’t take a genius to know what you had planned. “My love, my darling, my heart and soul, for all that is good and holy, please I beg of you, please PLEASE STOP THE CAR”, he pleaded and prayed. It was not his birthday, but hells, he was making a birthday wish on your behalf—the wish to see another day.
You looked over at Arthur once more, and upon seeing the distress crossing his feature, you cut your bundu bashing adventure short. Although realization quickly dawned upon you, spending all this time driving across the mountainside, you had not really mastered the art of coming to a smooth stop. So, you did what any new learner would do when someone demands the vehicle to a standstill. Thrust both your feet forward at the same time and pull at the emergency brake.
Arthur launched forward as the car came to a screeching halt, dust being kicked up and settling around the car— the perfect execution of an emergency stop, you mused.
Heart hammering in his ears, Arthur let go of broken laughter, hands feeling himself in disbelief, “I’m alive? I’M ALIVE! GOD, I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO DIE.”
You rolled your eyes, looking over at him, completely unimpressed, “ohhh, come on, it was not that bad? Was it?”
“I think I might just need a change of underwear after that ‘thrilling experience’,” he exaggerated, throwing the car door open and dramatically flopping onto the ground.
Why he was so happy, he almost kissed the ground. He looked at you from his place on the dirt, “I am going to need a stiff drink. Blimey bird, that was nerve-wracking.”
You turned the car off, hopping from your seat and slinking up to Arthur to offer him a hand up, mischief glowing in your eyes, “I mean, but did you die tho?”
With a shake of the head and another thankful chuckle emanating from his chest, he placed his hand in yours, “And who taught you to be this cheeky, honestly Luv.”
Climbing into the driver seat, Arthur adjusted the mirrors and started the car, his usually charming grin once more gracing to his features. “Shall I show you how it is done,” he bragged, full of confidence, happy to be back in control of the mechanic stallion.
He started the car; however, as the saying goes, ‘pride before the fall’, he failed to give enough gas and stalled the vehicle upon pulling away.
‘Shit’, he thought, sparing you a sheepish glance only for you to burst out into full-blown laughter. “You are going to show me what now; perhaps I should be the one to teach you,” you smacked your knee snorting out.
Arthur pouted, a shade of pink coming to rest upon his cheeks in embarrassment. But before he could even answer, an unimpressed grunt could be heard coming from the back seat, “That’s it, both of you out! NOW!”
Two pairs of eyes snapped back to the source of the voice only to lock onto a very, VERY traumatized and unimpressed looking dutch. He stomped out of the car before dragging Arthur from the driver’s seat.
“That is the last time I EVER let either of you near my car,’ he scowled angrily, turning the ignition and putting the car into gear.
“Hmpf can’t believe I fell for the ‘let’s go and get some birthday pancakes’ trick,” he grumbled under his voice, making his way back to the main road.
“Why old goat, that is an excellent idea!” Arthur chimed in from the backseat, starting a chant that would inevitably lead to getting what he wanted.
You joined in, of course, chanting happily with an equally broad smile littered on your face, “birthday pancakes, birthday pancakes, birthday pancakes.”
With a scoff of irritation, Theo was helpless but to go along with the whims of the day; after all, he did love pancakes, and after that traumatizing experience, he would need some sugar to cleanse his soul.
“Hmpf fine, but only because it is this one’s birthday,” he finally barked out with a roll of the eyes, yet an unmissable smirk of excitement making its way onto his lips.
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binniesthighs · 4 years
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♡nsfw alphabet w minho♡
I tried my best to make a list of my own, but I borrowed a few terms from this lovely template! 
requested by a cutie anon! 
Aftercare: (what they are like after sex) ok, so I see minho as someone who would be super caring after you’ve both properly come down and would want you to feel as comfortable as you can be--he doesn’t want you do have to do much. I am a big believer in minho drawing you a bath to help you relax and get cozy after: he’d hold you in his arms too while giving you a little massage. 
Bdsm: (are they into it? how “hard” do they like to go?) yes. the answer to this is yes. I feel like minho is one who really really gets off to the feeling of being the one in control, and knowing that you’re under his control. hearing your little whimpers, or seeing the way that you toss around when he’s using toys or has you bonded turns him on like no other. along this line, I feel like he’d also gladly tease you relentlessly until you’ve got tears in your eyes. he’ll only give you what you want if you ask him nicely 
Cum: (anything to do with cum) sooo minho loves cuming on you. he loves it a ton. for him, its the perfect picture when you’re gasping underneath him, just off your own orgasm, hands bound or clawing to the bed when he’ll cum on your chest, or your back, mayyybe even your face if you’re comfortable. oh! if you’ll cum on him...he doesn’t mind that either.
Degredation: (do they like using names on you, or for them?) as we have seen above, I feel like he would be into using degrading names, or having you say them back to him, for example: “you’re such a whore for my dick, tell me that you’re a whore for me.” etc. Of course, he never means what he says, he just knows that it amps things up for the both of you. 
Experience: (how experienced are they?) minho is fairly experienced, and also knows well what he likes and knows how to ask you what you like as well. minho isn’t scared to give you instructions or guide you in how you pleasure him as well--he would ask you to do the same!
Favorite (pet names): well, i think that there is a general consensus that minho likes kitten and kitty--it just makes sense lol. Otherwise, the softer ones would be my love, sweetheart, hun, doll, baby girl/boy etc.
Gagging: (size kink perhaps?) I think yes on this one. minho is alll about the power that he has over you, so seeing you gag would boost his confidence. knowing that you have to work a little harder to take him in reassures him that you’re his and that you only bend to him. at the same time, he would never push you to do something that made you uncomfortable and would ask you if you wanted to use safe words/ symbols. 
Hair: (how well groomed are they?) this is kind of funny because I think that minho would actually really care about this. mostly from a functionality standpoint, but also when he’s trimmed he feels more confident and like he’s got everything together and organized for when he’s with you. 
Intimacy: (the romantic aspect) so minho has 2 modes, and they vary depending on his mood or yours. mode 1 is where he’s doming the hell out of you and he gets to do what ever he likes, making you cum over and over again, teasing you for as long as you can take it and doesn’t show much mercy. on the other hand, when the vibe is different, holy hell he can give you the softest, most intimate sex that you can ever experience. i’m picturing super slow and deep thrusts into you, kissing you just as slowly in between while he tangles up his hands in your hair u g h i love thinking about this 
Jack off: (all about masturbation) I see Minho as one who would jack off really lazily, much later at night when there isn’t too much else to do; it isn’t something he prioritizes often unless there’s something that crosses his mind that really turns him on, he’ll even risk doing it somewhere semi-public if it means he gets to roll the image over and over in his mind, especially of you. Oh, and he loves jacking off in the shower when its steamy and warm, I don’t make the rules!! 
Kink(s): Minho loves having you all dressed up for him, I’m talking lace, velvet, anything strappy, harnesses, collars, chokers, thigh garters, maybe some kitten ears, mostly he just loves watching you and this is like icing on the cake. I see him having a hand kink as well?? When he’s worshiping your body, he watches his hands trace you all over, he loves it when you suck on his fingers, or when he rubs his thumb over tongue. Also, breath play, edge play and voyeurism!  
Location: anywhere. and I mean it. the more risky it is, the more exciting it is for him. bathrooms, locker rooms, dressing rooms, kitchen, living room couch, dining table, shower, bathtub, hotel rooms, the place doesn’t matter, it’s you that does. he would never miss an opportunity to be intimate with you whether its more slow and passionate or sweaty, rushed and needy. 
Multiple (partners): i think that this is something that minho would be open to! but not at first. minho is someone who can be very possessive at times, so sharing you with others when the realtionship is new makes him a little nervous--bc he wants you to be all his! after a while though, the idea of sharing you with someone and watching you get wrecked under them...he wouldn’t oppose. 
No: (something they won’t do, turn offs) while he won’t say no, daddy kinks aren’t his favorite, it’s simply something that doesn’t turn him on; he prefers to be the one calling you names hehe. he’s mostly an open minded person, just because he gets off on helping you get off. 
Oral: loves loves giving oral to his partner, it’s one of his favorite ways to begin foreplay, he’s exceptionally skilled as well, and knows perfectly how to use his mouth to tease. gives one hell of a blowjob, and knows how to make you cum over and over just from his tongue on your clit. he won’t ask you to blow him, but rather tease you until you’re begging to do it for him. 
Pace: super slow or super fuckin’ fast. there is no in-between and that’s that on that! if you ask me, as much as he revels in pounding you into the bed, it’s the slower and more sensual moments that linger on his mind longer. 
Quickies: i think this goes without saying, but minho never passes up the opportunity to take you right then and now. funnily enough, if you’re at work/school and send him a message about how you might be feeling a little horny, this man will drive all the way to you just to help you out. lil anecdote: his favorite thing to do is fuck you bent over a bathroom sink, battling the time before someone notices you’re away. he loves watching your fucked out face in the tinted green bathroom mirror. 
Ropes: (tying you up au) i added this to the list mostly for fun, but also I’ve got this idea of minho loosing his mind over having you tied up or restrained. ropes, ribbons, velvet, bow ties, handcuffs and much more. there’s nothing more that he likes than seeing you all helpless and not able to do anything about it. he thinks you looks so pretty tied up especially if it’s ribbons of pretty colors that look beautiful on your skin. 
Stamina: bucket loads. I’ve definitely seen something somewhere talking about how minho’s got a dancers stamina and I can’t agree more. minho’s got the stamina to draw out his thrusts for hours or give it to you as quickly and as roughly as he possibly can, granted he’ll be a sweating mess by the time that he’s done, but he sees that as sign that he did his job very well. 
Toys: in my oponion, yes and no. lolll I say this for the reason of minho’s ego getting in his own way. he feels fuckin’ amazing knowing that he can make you cum as hard as you do only from his body and would much rather use the tools at his disposal rather than toys...but...seeing what toys can do to you and how he can use them to his advantage is soemthing he won’t pass up. His personal favorites are all kinds of vibrators, cock rings, hmmm and occasionally nipple clamps
Unfair: (tw: dubcon) (how much that they like to tease) oh my, very much so. fuck, it’s probably his favorite thing to do to you! I’ve said before on this account that minho is into teasing even when it isn’t “that time” meaning he’ll brush up against you in public with his hand or grind himself into you when you’re sitting in his lap. his hand will creep up your thighs slightly when the two of you are in the car together to make you squirm a little bit. and of course, he’ll tease you for real when he’s got you all to himself, and would do it for hours if you let him. 
Volume: frick i love thinking about this!!!! i see minho as being someone more on the quiet side: shaky exhales, choked little breaths, the occasional soft “mmm” or “ahh.” if he’s really loosing himself in it however, looking down at you with tears in your eyes, or drool slipping down your neck from blowing him, he’ll let out some of the most unapologetically erotic moans on his pink lips
Wild card: (you pick!) i would like to use this place to talk about how much a bratty sub makes him go frickin’ feral. There is something about the way that you bite back at each of his demands, it only makes him want to dig into you even harder. you’d say to him as he’s relentlessly fucking into you “i-is that all that you can do? you’re bo-boring me...” in seconds, he would have you flipped around into a completely different position, something you didn’t even know existed that makes your muscles burn but your heat ravenous. he’d say, “if i’m so boring how is it that I’ve made you a fucking mess for me three times already?” 
X-ray: (what’s going on under those pleather pants) thicc thighs I’ll tell you that HA, jk that’s just me having the biggest most embarrassing thigh kink alive lmaooo. buuut it’s true! minho’s got those perfectly toned and thick thighs that he loves having you grind on of course. as for what this letter is really about, I see minho has having just the right proportions. not to be cheesy, but it’s like this boy was practically frickin made for you!! buuuut I think we all know that minho’s packing with something  
Yes: (biggest turn ons) on top of the ones mentioned above, I wanna make this one kinda cute and sentimental just bc I can lolll, but a major turn on for minho is a bomb ass personality!! minho really treasures people who are unique, true to themselves and passionate about something! he finds this super super attractive. this man is an absolute SIMP for a personality and that’s the first thing he falls in love with about you! (also shhhh I’m not pushing my pan!minho agenda shhh) 
Zzz: (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards) kinda like with aftercare, minho can’t rest himself properly until you are fully taken care of! as soon as he knows that he’s covered all the bases: cleaning you off, getting you clothes, water, food, giving you a massage if you need it. as soon as the two of you are all cuddled up in together, then he’ll be able to relax himself, patiently smoothing down your hair as you fall asleep yourself, then, he’ll be out like a light. 
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fezcosbitch · 4 years
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JJ Maybank Imagine:
Cats
I’m back! I’ll try to write a lot more often now
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SMUT! its under the cut and its my first time writing it, let me know what you think!
You had invited JJ round to your house, promising that you had a suprise for him that you couldn’t wait to show him. Jj, while reluctant,Could never deny what you wanted, complaining that your face was too cute and pretty to say no to. So now, he was sitting on your couch, waiting for you to come back and show him his suprise.
You walked into your room with a bowl of popcorn and something behind your back. Jj immediately looked at you suspiciously, knowing that you can truly be a mischievous little minx when you want to. “Whatever your about to do...seriously consider whether this is worth the punishment you’ll get later” Jj warned you. A shiver went up your spine at the idea of a punishment, knowing that what you were about to do to him would truly earn you one, and that thought excited you. Jj, when he was in his dominant, ‘punishment’ mode was truly a wonder, he knew exactly how to push all your right buttons, he knew exactly how to get you moaning and writhing underneath him.
You’d just finished putting in the DVD and ran towards JJ who was resting on your couch. Climbing under the covers and snuggling up next to him, you pressed play on the remote. Silently giggling to yourself about what you’ve managed to get him to watch.
As the title song started to play out you looked up at him. He was staring intently at the car on the screen, wondering what was happening. As soon as that furred, toed, foot stepped out of the car, and the signing started to commence, he looked down at you with a look of confused anger. “You didn’t put this on for us to watch for our date, I know you didn’t” he said to you, basically pleading with idea of you putting the wrong film in. You slowly looked up at him, smiling your cutest smile. “What do you mean baby? I love this film, I thought we could watch it together, I know how much you love musicals” you told him, ending with a sarcastic, innocent tone. He shook his head, “you know I absolutely hate musicals in general, apart from grease, grease gets a pass. Why would you make me watch this shit Bub?!” Jj responded while pointing at the screen, almost refusing to look at it again. “HUUUH?? You hate musicals?? No wayyyyy, maybe this one will change your mind” you innocently stated. Jj looked at you with a ‘please don’t make me watch this’ look . You simply kissed his nose and turned back to the screen, nuzzling into his chest. Jj huffed, and slouched down, stuffing his mouth with popcorn to distract himself from this absolute dumpster fire of a movie.
“TOUUUCCHHHH MEEEEE ITS SO EASY TO LEAVEEE MEEEEEEEE ALLL ALONE WITH THE MEMORYYY OF MY DAYS IN THE SUUNNNNNN” you belted out, flinging your arms about with the song. Jj grabbed your waist, laughing at your signing, pulling you down on top of him. You giggled, falling into his chest. “Stooopppp your gonna miss the ending” you said pouting and laying your head on his chest. Jj smirked at you, looking at you with a look of lust and adoration, “I can think of something I’d much rather do then watch the ending of this monstrosity they call a film” Jj said while picking you up and running to your bedroom, throwing you down onto the bed. “Besides, I still have to punish you don’t I” he reminded you.
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He pulled his shirt over his head and started to unbuckle his belt as you where taking your leggings off. “Bend over the end of the bed, Jj instructed you. You walked over with a skip in your step, excited at the idea of what was about to happen.
You bent over just as Jj was walking up behind you. He gripped you hair in his fist, and delivered the first blow to your ass. He lent back, and watched it bounce, before delivering the next blow. Then the next one, then the next one. 10 blows later, and you were a wet mess on the bed writhing with pleasure. “Oh you little slut” Jj laughed at me “all wet and messy all because I hit her ass a couple times, you like it huh?? You like the pain??” Jj asked you. You nodded your head, not trusting your voice to answer. “Nuh uh baby, answer me verbally, otherwise I won’t give you the option to speak” he whispered into your ear, pulling your head back to him by your hair. “Yes J-” he tugged your hair harder, correcting you for your mistake, “Yes daddy, i love it, I love it so much all the pain you give me it’s my favourite, I love it so much” you said, the pleasure bringing you near to tears. “That’s a good slut, such a good little slut for your daddy” Jj said, thrusting into you for the first time.
You were in pleasure heaven, seeing all the stars there were to see. The feeling of his cock inside you was too much to deal with, you moaned out like never before. Jj had a look of shock and pride. His first thrust and he nearly made you come already. “Ohhh shit baby, you nearly there already?? Am i just that good, or are you just that much of a slut for me huh?? What one is it??” Jj questioned you, his ego inflating when all you did was moan more. “I- oh I can feel you J, all of you ohhh shit your right in my stomach fUCK” you expressed, unable to control your words. “Holy shit honey you nearly there yeah?? You gonna come with me?” You nodded your head at him, physically unable to use your voice for anything other than moaning. “You ready?? Cum now” Jj told you, the both of you coming undone together.
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You laid sweaty on the bed together for about 5 minutes before you started to get up and put your clothes on.
“Where are you going?” Jj questioned you, putting his shorts back on, knowing that whatever it was he’ll follow you, due to his need for physical contact after sex. You put your hand out, not telling him where you were going. He took it and followed you out, running his thumb over your hand. You dragged him into the room you were in earlier, sitting next to him the in the same positions as before, “we’ve got to finish the movie, dumbo” you smiled up at him, he sighed and rested his head on your shoulder pouting and looking up to the ceiling.
“I thought we were gonna go for round 2”
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gemstone-roses · 4 years
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Beach
Sam Wilson x Reader
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Summary: you hate the beach.
Gif not mine credit to the owner!
Warnings: swearing, fear of the ocean , Steve Rogers in terrible swim wear. Threats of violence.
"Its settled then, our next trip out as a whole team is to the beach!"
cheers and whoops erupted around the room as tony gathered up his papers.
You sighed and placed your elbows on the table and gave a small defeated smile to your excited teammates.
"Bad luck y/n, you were outvoted, besides who doesn't like the beach anyway, there's so much to do and it's so nice and vibrant and the sea is so lovely and you can swim and see all the fish and ooh do you think there will be crabs there Mr stark,I hope there will be crabs, and maybe jellyfish too"
"Peter if you don't shut up right now I'm going to stick you to the corner of this very own ceiling with your own damn web fluid" you glared at him, only half joking.
Peter looked overly concerned at your threat, and left to go pack for tomorrow. 
" I find it hard to believe you hate the beach y/n, everyone loves the beach! Tony looked shocked at the very thought.
" No tony,not everyone does,and I do hate it,and everything that comes along with it, and please can I just sit this one out I'll do ALLL your paperwork for a month! wait where's.. Where's pepper she'll say yes to me she won't turn down a month off of paperwork PEPPER??!
" You know what your problem is y/n? You've forgotten how to have fun, we've all had a tough last few missions,especially you,which is the exact reason for this trip, you need to relax a little , we've hardly left the compound other than for missions and that's not good for you,it will be fun I promise, and pepper is under instructions to completely ignore any and all bribery and promises from you, the jet leaves at 7am"
You sucked your teeth at the hypocrisy of Tony telling YOU to relax and gave him the finger as his back turned to leave. 
"Hey, hey Sharon! 
"No!
"Wha.. I didn't even start you don't even know what I was going to say!!
" This is the first time in months me and Steve have had the opportunity to spend a day together so we're using tomorrow as a date so no i won't help you get out of this one,I'm really looking forward to it, I love the feeling of sand underneath my feet"
You rolled your eyes. 
" That's not what I was going to ask actually
"Oh? 
"Yeah is it true Steve has a pair of captain America swim shorts with his own face on them and if so how much do I have to pay for you to convince him to wear them tomorrow" you giggled, she playfully hit you with her file and walked away. 
"That's not an answer!!!"
The conversation with Sharon gave you an idea.
"Hi clint" you plopped down next to him on the couch 
He raised his eyebrow at you 
"When was the last time you and Laura went on a date? Do you want me to watch the kids tomorrow for you? 
"Nah it's alright thanks, they're gonna meet us there,they love the beach, thanks though"
You heard laughter from behind a set of cards. 
"You know I admire your efforts,truly, I'm impressed,tell me y/n what's the first thing your going to do when we get to the beach tomorrow? I have an extra bucket and spad so I'll bring it along tomorrow for you"
" You know what Loki, fuck you" you fumed, you knew he could see inside your head and he knew the real reason you didn't like the beach. He was just winding you up. 
Friday woke you up at 5am, you begrudgingly got out of bed and got ready.
 Sam  brushed past you on the way to the kitchen
"Sorry y/n ,just got back from my morning run, it's hot out there today even at this time!" 
Its five o clock in the fucking morning, you mumbled to yourself. 
You grabbed a coffee and sat down and promptly placed your head on the table.
"Aren't you going to eat y/n, you know breakfast is the most important meal of the day" Peter was munching on some toast. 
"As much as I appreciate your concern Peter I'd rather you save it until after I've had my coffee. Please" you muttered. 
"Right guys,everyone fed? Properly caffinated? Bags ready? Let's go" Sam clapped his hands, he had a towel slung over his shoulder. 
"It should be illegal to have this much energy this early in the morning"
You sat opposite Sam on the jet , everyone was smiley and energetic , even bucky had replaced his usual sombre stare. 
You tried to keep your thoughts occupied, tony looks ridiculous in a hawain shirt, Peter was the embodiment of a five year old, I wonder if loki will take off that helmet in the water.
 You felt a nudge on your leg
"You good y/n"? Sam looked genuinely concerned, you just nodded your head and continued to clench your jaw. 
Peter and Clint were the first off the jet, carrying various inflatables. Quickly followed by natasha, who had already made everyone aware of her plans to just sunbathe and had,with the threat of violence told everyone not to disturb her.
It had landed on a secluded patch of beach out of the way, you reluctantly made your way to the ramp and looked down at the yellow grainy ground. You sighed as you stepped off the plane.
Sam was ahead of you walking with bucky, he kept looking back at you and eventually stopped until you caught up.
" Sweetheart, you look a little terrified, are you okay? his voice was laced with worry and love and you couldn't help but smile a little.
"I, I don't like the water, sam I'm terrified of the ocean and everything in it,and uh well also I can't swim…" you looked down at the floor kicking your foot in the sand.
"Oh honey come here" he wrapped his arm around you and held you tight, 
" You..don't think I'm stupid..or silly?
" No of course not, its not stupid or silly!" He chuckled.
"Come on, tony will throw a tantrum if we stay here, let's go see what crazy shit Peters up to"
 Sam walked on the side closest to the sea,it was just a little thing , but it meant a lot to you. 
"Finally, you two lovebirds decided to join us" tony chuckled
"Oh we weren't ,were not…."
"Yeah yeah whatever,get over here before Clint takes all the soda."
You sat down on a towel next to Tony and his huge stash of drinks. Something tickled the back of your neck 
"Well,not yet" sam whispered
Your head snapped up 
"What?..
"I'm going to go in the water for a bit with Steve, Sharon and bucky,I'll be back in a bit " he smirked and winked at you,jogging towards the water.
"Sam Wilson did you just ask me out and run away?" You shouted, but with a smile.
A little while later
A shadow blocked your sunlight, opening your eyes you were met with Steve standing over you with a towel wrapped around his waist.
"Um Steve what are you…"
He whipped off his towel grinning widely to show the ugliest Captain America shorts you'd ever seen. 
AN: I wrote this instead of studying so comments are muchly appreciated🥺
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wenellyb · 3 years
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I think maybe the whole hype of sambucky becoming so huge is kinda overwhelming them that any interview that doesn't say they're canon sets them off? I know I feel that way and usually when I do feel that way, I go to other fandoms that make me feel better.. idk I probably have more control about it so this is just to advise those who are feeling pretty down with the whole sebastian shipping sarahbucky or the Kari interview..
There are other mlm that are canon and for some reason, sambucky reminds me of aziraphale and crowley from good omens. They even confirmed that it's a love story and they didn't even kiss lmaooo
Its good to focus on something else cause whatever happens is out of our control... thats alll
Hi anon, thank you so much for saying this and detailing everything perfectly.
I just wanted to add to this that if shipping two characters together is a source of stress for someone, especially if them getting together or not could affect your mood, they can probably focus on other shows that have a more satisfying outcomes! You are absolutely right to go to other fandoms when it becomes overwhelming!
Especially in the Marvel universe, it isn't just because Sam and Bucky are two men, it's also because Marvel has a history of doing whatever it wants with romantic relationships, even the man/woman ones. Can I remind the Steve/Peggy then Steve/Sharon then Steve/Peggy again? You literally can't expect anything, and also you can't rely on anything said by an actor or director in an interview. You have to wait and see.
I ship Sambucky but canon or not I would never ever expect an actor or director to confirm it or not (expect Seb maybe because that guy just doesn't care) but otherwise I would always expect some vague reply. The Kari interview was a very standard Marvel interview. I don't know what people were expecting. You have to rely on what you see in the movies or in the shows! That's the way it has always been for ALL the ships, even the straight ones!
I think most of the people who are upset right now are either new SamBucky shippers who want everything right away or people new to the Marvel Universe and don't know that this is they way it goes for any Marvel project: you never know anything for sure.
I'm really happy with Sambucky right now, as I said it's like winning the lottery so I'm just spending all my money in the Sambucky stores😂.
If I didn't see people making a big deal of the Kari interview or Seb's story, I wouldn't even notice it. I love that Seb is promoting SarahBucky... is it a "threat" to my ship? Yes, but ships are just fictional characters...Beyond the shipping thing, Seb's instagram story is also giving visibility to a great actress and who knows, people pushing for the SarahBucky cuts will lead her to having more contracts in the future!!!
Am I going to get upset about that? Absolutely not.
At some point people need to make a clear cut... keep the shipping thing in the fictional world but also be aware of what's happening in the real world.
Shipping is supposed to be fun and joyful, not stressful and not hatred towards writers and directors when they don't do what you wanted for your ship.
Also Bucky is headcanoned as bisexual by most of the people in the fandom. So he could still date Sarah and come out as bisexual... we don't know.
While waiting for the movie to come out, I'll be sitting here enjoying the great Sambucky content and I advise you all to do the same! And step away whenever something is overwhelming or makes you sad!
I've been told as well about the analogy with Good Omen, I think I should watch that shiw😊
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Thoughts on The Owl House, S2, Ep 4 - Keeping Up Afearences
I’ve got to find a way to shorten these titles.
Anyway, so all the spoilers:
So that theory that Belos is a human that got transported to the Boiling Isles...*lights a match* let’s just add ALLL the fuel to that fire, why don’t we.  Yes, not only was there a human male who came to the Boiling Isles before and then “suddenly disappeared”, but why don’t we add the mention of “titan blood” to push the connection even more?  Is this a red herring or easy theory fodder?
I mean, it’s interesting to wonder how Luz is going to find titan blood.  That should be an adventure.
Also, how did a clearly well-crafted, deliberately made portal to the human realm end up just sitting in the backyard of the Clawthorne residence?  Eda’s mom mentions her dad - who is he, and how likely is it that he’s responsible for it being there?
Did they just send Lilith to the metaphorical barn?  I liked her as part of the cast...but I have to admit that Eda and King need the limelight for their backstories, and Lilith kind of disrupts the dynamic.  But backstories aren’t everything.  What about her character progression with Eda?  They’re still both missing their magic, so how will they keep learning glyphs together?  What is with bringing a new character into the cast without giving them a relevant role to play in the continuing story?  It feels like when cartoons used to do redemptions, that redeemed villain would get character interactions with everyone in the group and basically define the story that season.  Why else bring a new character into the main group?  Granted, we’ve had three fun episodes with Lilith so far and we don’t know what the rest of the season holds, so there’s nothing to get worked up about yet, but...Steven Universe leaves me with trust issues.
They went a little heavy-handed with Eda’s mom being...like that, didn’t they?  They even directly invoked the “healing crystals” meme.  I have to admit, the flashback of Eda running away as a kid feels a little bit incomplete, at least until you can connect the dots at the end of the episode.  Eda views the curse as a part of her.  She’s become an expert at managing it, and even helping Lilith with it. Her mom’s fixation over seeing the curse as something to be cured ignores this side of Eda that has developed and reduces it to a mistake.  This is of course, an allegory for any number of conditions and/or illnesses that people live with, and how other people close to them react.  We have a right to live the way we want to.  Yet there’s still always this gray area, this complication, because our choices draw in the reactions and opinions of those close to us.  (And those not close to us.)  Eda’s condition is a little bit of an awkward allegory here, because her owl beast form wasn’t under control until Lilith took on half of the curse, and based on the info from the first season, it might keep progressing in both of them now until it gets as bad as before.  It’s hard to come away from this episode thinking that Eda’s mom was wrong for wanting to cure the curse.  If anyone has feelings on this, feel free to share.  I know this allegory is probably personal to a lot of people.
It’s good to see they have King still thinking about his dad from last episode.  It would have been even better to see a deactivated Jean Lu in the background too.
*sees the fake Luz double* HOLY CARP THEY ADDED A WHOLE SECOND LUZ.  That caught me off guard, even when I heard there might be a second “Creepy Luz”!  The letters have progressed and now whoever wrote them managed to send an entire Decoy Luz!  *pause* Ha, decoys. 
Seriously though, this is not something to overlook.  Either “Normal Camp” is a supernatural threat all of its own, or Belos has connections in the human world, and apparently has a vested interest in facilitating Luz’ stay in the Boiling Isles.  This means that Belos is likely less interested in getting to the human world, then making it easier to get in and out of the human world.
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