#yesssssssssss he's back!!!!

[jinkiezzsstuff]

LAYING NEXT TO ADAM IN HIS HOSPITAL BED AFTER EP 8 AND NOT BEING ABLE TO SLEEP SO JUST PLAYING WITH HIS HAIR??

LOVE YOU LOTS, FEEL FREE TO SKIP THIS IF YOU WANT 💗💗💗

yesssssssssss i love this it’s so cute, i did it a lil short sweet and lovelyyyyy sorry it took awhile but i hope you enjoy it!

warnings: none really, descriptions of injuries, swearing and that’s about it, short drabble! gn reader w no psychical description, a little bit of a weird ending? didn’t know how to tie it off

You and Adam have always had an odd relationship, you would have moments of really open closeness followed by acting like it never happened. You were comfortable with this because the idea of anything more serious scared you, it wasn’t like heaven was keen on hookups or lust, which meant any relationship led to marriage. So you would ignore your desires and longing, and instead focus on working alongside him.

Adam was of the same mind, he couldn’t hook up with you because it felt wrong to use you like some sinner when he actually liked you. You were always there to listen, telling him that he had every right to hate Lucifer for taking his wives; which he knew but always needed to hear from others, just to reaffirm. Of course he was too afraid to start anything serious with you when the furthest he got was some open communication and occasional dirty jokes shared between you two. There wasn’t any room for him to have a third heartbreak especially when he was now in closer proximity with the devil himself.

That’s why it was a shock when he watched you decend from above spear in hand, wings fluttering lusciously around you. You came back for him, you saw Lucifer and chose to protect him. As you sat alongside him keeping him alive while you could, Lucifer attempted to coax you on his end. “Can’t you see the things he’s done? He’s the devil.” Lucifer boomed holding his daughter. “Cmon we have a good cause here!” - “Saving him means killing others, that’s not very angelic on you.” - “The first man only uses women to fuel his ego and get him off, cocksleaves he uses and forgets. How’s it feel to be that silly little strumpet?”

No matter the harsh line the devil hissed out at you as you tearfully held Adam’s wound, using all the magic you had to keep him alive, and ignoring the taunts and tempts Lucifer spoke. Thankfully what felt like eternity ended, and now you sat alongside the man himself, staring at his paled face. You’d never seen Adam’s face before, Lute wasn’t as strict you’d seen her plenty, but Adam was always skeptical of letting you see him.

You never knew about the exterminations, and although you weren’t entirely pleased he lied, and killed, you justified it by reminding yourself of all the rapist, murders and weird child diddlers that he wiped out of existence. Staring at the side of Adam’s face you admired the ride burns that climbed down his face and the little patch of hair that accentuated his chin.

Leaning onto the bed, you softly and timidly brought your hand up to his cheek, enjoying the feeling of his skin against your hand. Gently you caressed his face, trailing all around and up to his hair. You carefully brushed your fingers through his spiked and messy hair, scratching his scalp gently as you did.

A sigh of content escaped you as you began to play with his hair, twirling it and brushing it back away from his pretty face. “I don’t know what I would’ve done if you died, dumbass. I would’ve regret so much, but now that you’re here and okay I’m just as afraid to say.” You whispered to him quietly, watching his face as his muscle naturally moved and spasmed every once and awhile. He had been out a few days now, a medically induced coma until he healed internally, which was the hardest thing to witness.

Everyday you came and spent some time here with Lute, then Lute would leave and you would stay keeping him company. Sliding up on the bed with him, you situated yourself beside him, your wings curling around him like a safety blanket, head rested on his chest. You cradled his head continually toying with his hair while you gazed off into space, eyes watering as you did so.

You woke up to the doctor entering the room, scolding you for impeding on the patients space, and then happily explained the next plan of action. He was going to be weened off the medication and would hopefully be awake within the week then it was normal wound care from there.

The pattern for the week didn’t change, accept you found yourself enamoured with his hair and face in general, who could blame you, you’ve only seen it now after all these years. You waited everyday to see his eyes flutter open, pinning over the multitude of fantasies you had in your head when he did so. However it was as magical when the day came.

You had his wing over your lap one Saturday, humming a tune stuck in your head as you carefully preened his feathers. Some were still covered in char from the day, leaving a weird nostalgic feeling within you, but not the good kind.

You glanced over at him as his leg twitched violently, his wings puffing along with it. You watched his eyelids flutter just barely, his eyes moving rapidly behind them. Careful not to disturb him, you dragged your fingers through his hair, this time however, Adam’s skin prickled with goosebumps and his body twitched. “Adam?” You whispered, hope evident in your voice as you leaned in closer, investigating his facial expressions.

Adam shifted more at your voice his golden irises finally opening to meet your own. Your stomach lurched at the sight, tears gathering as you got overwhelmed by joy. “Holy fuck Adam!” You cried keeling over into his chest with a sob. Adam still lost, didn’t know what to do, and quite honestly couldn’t fully register who you were to him at the moment. After a second you pulled away gripping his cheeks softly between your hands, Adam looked at you eyes tired feeling sleepless. Finally it clicked, and the heart monitor kicked up with his beats, he nearly died.

“What the fuck?” Adam muttered confused, his voice hoarse and grainy from the lack of use. Tears continued to fall from your eyes as Adam cleared his throat, his own eyes manically hopping from object to object around the room. “You’re one dumb motherfucker yknow that? Fighting Lucifer!? God,” You shook his head gently to emphasize your anger with his decision. Adam only grinned lazily up at you with lidded eyes, his heart rate increasing as he did so.

“Woah, am i in heaven? Because you’re an angel.” Adam slurred out smirking smugly as he did. You gaped at him, he only giggle jubilantly his arms raising slowly to slowly pull you into a hug. You met his movements and fell into his hug with ease mind still trying to comprehend everything. “God you’re an idiot you know that?” You mumbled into his flesh, pushing yourself further into his chubby peck. “Yea babe but that’s why you love me.”

You let out a noise between a scoff and a chuckle before agreeing. “Very true, not even the devil could change that.” Adam tensed at the mention of Lucifer, but his brain tracked back to the day of thee extermination where you decended into hell just for him, to save him. Adam remembered all the things Lucifer was slinging at you, the snake was really trying his hardest to make you fall. “What’d you think of Lucifer?” Adam dared to ask, all the groggy wooze leaving him, focusing all his energy on you agaisnt him. “Nothing special, i was too busy tryna save you.”

Adam’s heart fluttered as did his wings, puffing out and subtly jittering happily. Pulling your head up from his chest you looked down at him positioning yourself over his lips. Adam thought he may have been kidding himself, still in his coma dreaming all this up. “Alright dickhead, i’m going to kiss you, then we’re gonna get the doctor in here and get your ass home, and you’re going to tell me why the hell you kept all that extermination shit from me.” You grit out strictly, a smile on your face as you did. He always secretly found it hot when you tried bossing him around, it stroked his ego when he could talk back to you and get into little competition for dominance and control.

However, Adam really didn’t feel like fighting, nor missing the option for a kiss, so with a smug smirk he puckered his lips and closed his eyes, almost expecting you not to actually kiss him. You smashed your lips against his, flattening his puckered lips and making him gasp with shock. Adam didn’t waste time to recover, messily mashing his tongue into your mouth, sighing at the feeling of you on his tongue. After a few moments of intertwined bliss you pulled away with a warm smile. “You really wanna fuck around with the original dick?” Adam urged a cocky look in his eye, but a part of you knew this was just his way of confirming you wanted him. “Yes i do, i have no clue why the others left for Lucifer when they had you. After all, without a nose, what supposed to bump your clit during head?” Adam sat up with excitedly, wincing at the pain. “Right?!” The exclamation made you grin, and with a pat on the chest you stood, ready to grab the doctor.

[lovingyoulovinme]

charles leclerc x reader & past!lewis hamilton x reader

in which charles starts to date lewis hamilton's ex girlfriend

this part will focus mostly on y/n and lewis's relationship/break up with following parts focusing on her relationship with charles

lewisupdates

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lewisupdates Lewis and Y/N tonight at their friend's birthday party!

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user1 mom & dad 🥰

teamhamilton they are GLOWING

user2 the way there were breakup rumors up and down the tl last week...thank god

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user3 they fight break up allegations every 6 months 😭

ynsgf i love them so much 🫶

June 5, 2021

yourinstagram

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yourinstagram family 🫶🏽🌅

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lewishamilton My love ❤️

user4 im crying please get married already

ynfan MOST BEAUTIFUL EVER

user5 lewis looks so happy!!!!!!!! thank you for ur service y/n

yourfriend does he have a brother

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yourinstagram @/nicolashamilton

yourfriend I WAS JOKING

mercedesamgf1 You twooooo 😍🥹

June 28, 2021

yourinstagram

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yourinstagram tour officially started last night at msg!!!! it's a long oneeeee but i'm so excited 🥹

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ynstan SEE YOU IN TWO MONTHS BABY

lewishamilton ❤️‍🔥

thegarden Miss you already 🫣

user6 cant believe we're gonna be deprived of y/n and lewis content for so long 💔

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ham44 manifesting he has time in-between races to go to some of the shows

user7 the way i fear we're gonna get breakup rumors once again

August 1, 2021

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yourinstagram wrote a song :) what if i told you i'm releasing it on friday :)

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user8 lewis not in the comments or the likes...who else is scared rn

bellahadid got your back forever 🫂💕

yourfriend user, what a loser

ynstan these comments from her friends...im gonna throw up what is going on

user9 YESSSSSSSSSSS

hamiltonyln her and lewis both deleting posts of each other and now she's releasing a song in the middle of tour it's so over

August 31, 2021

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yourinstagram thank you for all the love you've given to what a lie, the tour, and to me 💌 grateful for everyone in my life that helped me get through the last few months ❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️

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yelyahwilliams queen of the world

loriharvey 😍😍😍

cullen_angela Proud of you 🤍

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ynstan angela still supporting her 😭🫶

ham44 as she should

user10 charles leclerc liking this???? wtf is a polar bear doing in arlington texas

yourfriend we are grateful for YOU

user11 no guys fr do her and charles know each other

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ynfan shes been to a million races they've prob crossed paths a few times

November 4, 2021

a/n: i swear i don't have some horrible obsession with having the reader cheated on 😭 the song inspired me with choosing what would be the downfall of their relationship and that's it i SWEAR. not sure how many parts this will have but enjoy for now and thank you for 1.5k followers it means the world 🫶🏽

[reareaotaku]

How about some yandere Zuko, Aang and katara (separate) headcanons from Avatar the Last Airbender. Please 🙏

YESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have an ATLA blog: @yandere-avatar It's written with a feminine reader

[I walked all the way to the store for peach rings and sour Mike Ike's and they didn't have either :( ] ^ That was a long time ago

Linktree 4 Palestine

Prince/Firelord Zuko

You met him during the climax of the war... Well, if you consider owning a tea shop with your uncle the climax

When he saw you first enter the tea shop, he was floored

You were stunning and he was obsessed

He tried talking to you, but he kept stumbling over his words

It was quite embarrassing

When you left, he kept face palming and hitting his head on the wall

His uncle came to ask him what was wrong and when Zuko said it was some girl, Iroh quickly backed out. The last thing Iroh needed was to get into a teenage angsty romance

Iroh tries to help, but it really just makes it worse for Zuko

Zuko once dropped tea all over you and he had never wanted to die more than in that moment

Thankfully you were understanding and kept coming back

^ In fact, when you came back after that incident, Zuko was shocked but also happy

He tries asking you out, but Jet always 'date' blocks him

It really starts to piss Zuko off

Your stuck with this asshole, whether you like it or not

Avatar Aang

He met you on one of his many side quests during the war

You assumed you'd never see him again, since he was the Avatar and there was no reason for him to come back

But you did. He actually comes back after the war- Which is great, because your brother needs his help, since your brother had his face stolen. You were glad that Aang had come back just in time

As you search for the Mother of Faces, you and Aang becomes close

He becomes attached to you, because he thinks you're so pretty

He wants to keep your attention on him

He shows you all the cool things he can do with his bending

You have to keep remind him about your brother- Because he's always got his mind on other things

Wants you to stay with him

Tries impressing you, but he can't seem to get you to like him- At least not in the way he wants

When he helps get your brother's face back, you're so thankful and he uses that to his advantage

He manipulates into doing what he wants as 'pavement'

Hey, you should be happy! THE Avatar loves you <3

Katara

You're a water bender from the Northern Tribe and she was amazed that there was another female water bender. Not to mention, you ALSO knew techniques outside of Healing [Though you did it in secret]

She invited you to join the gAang, under the guise they could use another bender, especially a water bender.

You were happy to be helping the world

Katara creates a relationship between the both of you causing you both to get super close

She kind of forces you to like her

She has this motherly atmosphere, so she acts like your mother, which annoys you

She doesn't care, because she's doing it out of love

She will force you to date her, if you're not willing

Emotionally gaslights you into staying with her

You're so fucked

[majorproblems77]

Sacred realm, Sacred realm, Sacred realm!!!!!

OH BOY, I AM EXCITED ABOUT THIS ONE

Prepare yourself for the most excited screaming you've ever heard because this update is wonderful and I love it and I'm so excited about it that I'm writing this instead of sleeping and it will be worth it.

Set the clock its 12.45am lets see if I can do this before I have to go to bed for the morning shift.

Alright, now for the important stuff! Sacred realm belongs to @zelda-the-sacred-realm, and all art from the comics belongs to the comic artist. I've got their permission to do these!

Link to the comic can be found here! :D

Now, get some popcorn and if your like me probably an energy drink too and lets goooooo!

Firstly...

HI

HELLO THERE

OH MY

Big evil big bad. Who's hair is stunning i could never ngl.

(Investigates)

It's awesome to see the black knight like this. (I believe that's right? Correct me if I'm wrong.)

Though im trying to figure out what he found unexpected? Is it Sky? Is Sky the unexpected thing? Good, No body expects the blorbo to come out of the medallion and whoop ass.

Self-sacrificing boy please you are in pain

Cinnamon roll link please i know you're not used to this, but he's got this

He's so damn pretty dammit, pretty boy right here. Hylia chose him for his looks first, 10/10.

Yesssssssssss

GET THEM! GET IT!

THE FACT THAT THEY JUMP IN FRONT OF HIM IS GIVING ME SO MUCH LIFE THEY ARE LIKE PROTECTIVE UNCLES OF THE SMALL CINAMON ROLL.

Like low key look how Sky is moving he's pushing towards time but moving more to the right to do so then time is. Which would indicate that he's moved rather quickly to get in front of this thing.

They have to protect the small hero and it gives me life.

Okay, this all but confirms this isn't the first time they've done this.

Oh and it has to be said

BY THE POWER OF STUBBORN FRIENDSHIP!

That's a practised spell

(using a few panels from this update here) Chapter 4 - part 1

So, I think that the last time the spirits gathered was sometime around when Twilight was still alive, we know that Time had direct contact with Twilight because of the comic panels in the last update.

We also know that Time recognised Sky when he first appeared in the last update.

So there one of two explanations

The medallion or something akin to it has been used in a previous hero's journey. And so some of the spirit already know each other

Or being a spirit grants them foresight that they can just fight with each other like this.

Im more inclined to lean towards the first one at this stage because of that recognition from time but to be honest I think we need to meet Twilight first before we get any answers about that.

I am also going to assume the element that time yields is Electricity (Or time haha.)

It looks like lightning, but we've also seen him use a time spell so I'm not entirely sure at this stage.

Gonna lean towards lighting tho, it suits him

YEAH GET HIM!

He looks so tired, and the lines against him have been growing longer. I assume its more and more of the barrier sucking his energy away.

Pretty boy alert

i am once again an advocate for the Sky is the Best Bean Club he just needs a nap he's going to be fine

Also, Medalion jails for Sky because he's eepy.

I assume this is how we are going to keep Sky out of this arch, he is too tired and is resting from doing this now. I hope we see you soon blorbo!

HA

This made me chuckle, Time just grabbing him by the waist like the child he is brings me joy (Im aware Link isn't a child but he is in the cinnamon roll outfit right now so he is a child)

And time is older than him and is at current the only one who can help with the current predicament.

We interupt the end of this post for a Sky appreciation segment because he is the best bean and is my blorbo and got a bunch of great panels this update

He

Being the hero

Jumping into harm's way

The face of determination

He

Sleepy

Sleepy boy we got sleepy sky and I love him

Okay im done, We shall get back to the end now.

That's everything from me! :D

I hope you enjoyed my rambling please do let me know if you spotted anything I didn't! Thanks for hanging out with me and for uhh, also hanging out as I yell excitedly about my blorbo because, to be honest, I love him and it wouldn't be something from me if I didn't soooo....

Yeah!

Thanks again to the artist for letting me do this! I really appreciate it!

Have a great night!

[avionvadion]

Please please please please please please please please !I beg you! please please please please please Please please please please please please please please please please

More of your Toga(inu no taisho)x oc pleaaaseee 😩 You fed me something I didn't even know I needed so much!

P.s.I love your art you have evolved a lot over time especially with the coloring and shading.

YESSSSSSSSSSS MORE TOGA AND ILIANA HERE WE GO

They're just a silly rom-com couple and honestly I love that for them.

Also, awwww~~~ thank you!!! <3 It definitely helped that I switched from doing art with a computer and mouse to an actual cintiq and pen.

Do they speak each other's languages? Absolutely not. Toga figures hers out pretty quickly, though, so he understands everything she's saying even if she doesn't fully understand everything he's saying, which he finds fairly amusing because she doesn't know he can understand her, but it does get frustrating after a while when all his attempts to court her fly over her head.

He gifts her a proper kimono to replace the one that got ruined when she was injured by a wild random demon in the nearby woods. (Legit though I can imagine him vanishing for a couple hours than coming back with like a dead boar or rabbit for dinner and she's just like: "You know you're gonna have to gut that for me, right?" And he's just like : "Really, human." and she's just, "I don't. Know how. To gut. Mammals." "How have you survived this long on your own?" "I. DON'T. KNOW. HOW. TO- oh, you're gutting it. Thanks!")

Anyways, at some point after Toga heals he probably vanishes temporarily (and even if he tried to tell Iliana he'd be back she probably wouldn't understand) so she thinks he just kinda... abandoned her. Which is fine. It's totally fine. She didn't get used to him being around all the time or anything, she's not lonely with him gone, hahaha... ha... It's not like he's her only friend or the only person she's ever actually talked to in this insane world or anything... haha...

Double anyways, Toga comes back (probably shows up just in time for some bandits to try and hide in the cave/attack Iliana) and Iliana is both mad and relieved because she missed him but also she totally thought he just abandoned her, and while she's telling him off he kisses her.

Her brain does not compute the affection.

[dairy-farmer]

The idea of Tim losing a bet and having to walk around topless so that Dick or Jason can grope his tits is rent free in my head. More so if they do it at like the penthouse or their apartment, inviting friends over to play with Tim’s tits because it’s part of the bet Timmy. (Not cause his face is so cute and they want to show off their little brother)

And like just… maybe Tim has a crush on one of them (Roy) and is really blushy which makes Dick or Jason upset because part of this had been to get Tim into the idea of liking HIM that way. So when the friends leave Dick or Jason decide they want to show Tim how much they care for him. In anyway they can.

yesssssssssss i LOVE roytim!!!!!!!! the idea of tim's brothers doing a rigged bet so they can have tim at their mercy. tim loses, of course, because he was always going to lose. and when he asks what they want he's expecting them to make him go streaking naked. he's not expecting them to tell tim to man the grill during one of their 'boys night' parties.

tim has heard of the parties, they're jointly thrown by dick and jason at some stupidly expensive property jason bought a few years back. the parties are a fratboy's dream and exactly what dick and jason love. tim's been invited out to them but always found an excuse not to go because the guest list was dick and jason's friends and tim know if he went he'd be subjected to all kinds of dunking, jokes, and harrassment.

so tim doesn't go.

but then he loses a bet. a bet where his brothers grin like two cats that have spotted a canary with a broken wing struggling to fly away.

they want tim to man the grill for the barbecue they're going to have. which...okay. it's easy enough. tim makes a mean burger and if his brothers and their friends irritate him too much he can just char the shit out of their hot dogs.

but there's a catch. they want him topless.

they want tim to wander around the pool, tits out, topping off lemonade, handing out beers, and bringing out plates of hamburgers and hotdogs.

tim is MORTIFIED at the thought. but he doesn't announce that and he doesn't try to back out. because tim's not about to pussy out of a bet. not when it will get him ripped on for life.

so tim doesn't put up a fight and the day of the bbq arrives and tim is there, grimacing and making margaritas in some board shorts and his tits on full display. he's getting FAR too many appreciative glances and whistles.

tim's tits are small, barely handfuls with pink nipples. yet jason and dick's friends are acting like they're a pack of horndog teenagers who have never seen tits before.

garth and joseph are both respectfully averting their eyes whenever tim comes in close but tim can feel their eyes on his back. tim gets groped a lot, hands come up and cup his tits and pinch at the sides and tim's hands are full most of the time so he can't shoo them away from him.

jason stands behind tim while he's at the grill and putting cheese slices on the burgers, he cups tim's baby tits the entire time, squeezing them and cooing about how his baby brother has the cutest tits in the world.

dick is more annoying. tim can hear the clear click from his camera going off every few seconds and has to keep reminding himself to not dump the 7 layer dip over his head. every time he shoots a dirty look at him, dick just gives a happy little wave and wink.

tim has no problem with this being his punishment for losing a bet.

until roy harper arrives, in a thin muscle tee that puts those arms sculpted by god himself on display.

tim has a...thing. okay?

some people like tits, some like ass- but tim?

oh arms. arms all the waaaay.

and roy's are the finest in the game- bar none.

the definition in his muscles, the thickness of his forearms, the way his hands are bigger than tim's face-

god. tim has had fantasies about those hands, has covered his face and giggled at the thought of those hands picking him up by his little waist. has cum again and again over the thought of those thick, calloused fingers sinking into the heat of his little hole.

god. tim wants roy harper so bad and it's only the distance and unfamiliarity between them that has saved him from humiliation.

but then roy harper is there. he's sitting in a lounge chair with his arms behind his head, flexing his firm abdomen, and letting out a sigh of relief and showing off the thick red bush growing on his pits and peeking out of the top of his swim trunks.

he's wearing red sporty sunglasses but tim can still feel his eyes as they lock on tim. he knows they are because roy starts grinning that cocky smirk that makes tim weak kneed.

"uhhh timmy? the cheeseburgers are burning baby."

tim is thrown off by roy's prescience. he starts burning food so jason takes over. he keeps spilling drinks and dropping cups and straws and plates so dick tells him to have a seat maybe go for a swim because the heat must be getting to him. the whole time tim is stuttering and blubbering, red all the way down to his tits as roy stares at him. tim is using napkins to clean up some spilled lemonade when roy ambles over and starts helping him. he starts talking in that deep voice and leaning over to whisper things in tim's ear and tim can feel himself getting redder and...wetter.

roy slides next to him and a hand comes up to grope tim's tit and tim lets out a little squeal which makes roy's grin widen.

oh. oh tim is in so much trouble because he knows. there's no way he doesn't know. there's no way a single person at the party doesn't know how roy throws him off balance because tim had been perfectly fine with the pinches and gropes and he's been making burgers and running drinks like a well oiled machine....and then roy harper arrived.

yeah. tim has for sure been pegged.

roy stands there, groping tim's tits and cooing about how pretty and red tim is. tim tries not to hyperventilate and to press his legs together because his pussy is just buzzing with arousal.

the entire time, tim's brothers are glaring at both of them. angrily rotating hot dogs and pouting as they made screwdrivers.

timmy was supposed to blush and get flustered over his big brothers touching his pretty timmy tits!!!!!!

[snail-studios]

Fluffy idea: ok so I’ve often seen people bring up the idea of Mipha helping link with his hair.

But what about the reverse?

Link helping Mipha with her scales!

Him helping her remove old, loose, dead scales. (And/or perhaps some scale polish/conditioner)

(I’m thinking more specifically, the scales the in hard to reach (or see) spots, like her upper back or head-tail.)

(Bc you’re so right she deserves to be pampered!!!!)

Oaoaoaoaoawwwwwww yesssssssssss

Maybe he helps her fix her sashes and bathe if she's been injured, bandaging her wounds and cuddling her after a long day.......yes that is miphlink 💯

[cult-of-the-eye]

WAIT GUYS IT'S LIKE 1 AM AND I NEED TO SLEEP BUT OH MY GOD TMA COMMUNITY AU

Jon is abed nadir

Brown

Autistic

How much different is film making and an entrenched need to See and Know everything really?

Vaguely off putting

Gets bitches when he wants to

Listen abed is just college Jon, back when he was less traumatised

Evil abed would be Jon in like S4/5 I guess

Does that make Martin Troy Barnes????

It doesn't quite work cause Martin is neither athletic, nor a himbo and Troy wouldn't know how to use a kettle

I don't know

ELIAS IS DEAN PELTON. FUCK YEAH

GAY

(well pan technically but comes off as A Gay Man)

Tell me that when the jig is up and he's like ah caught them might as well enjoy tormenting them while I can, he wouldn't be a fucking nightmare boss dressing up in costumes

He'd be like how's my favourite archival team?????????

Low key evil and high key manipulative

But super pathetic in the end

Oh my god guys I'm so right

Sasha I think would be Britta

I know Britta was made fun of a lot for her feminist views and stuff but obviously nowadays those views are more accepted

She's got the same level of fierce determination and love for everyone around her, even if she doesn't go about it right

She would totally hack into somewhere if she could

Yeah it makes sense...sort of

Wait would Peter Lukas be pierce???

Old racist white man

Homophobic gay

Has a dynasty

Yeah

Tim could be Jeff I could maybe see that

THE RAGE

THE SUAVE

THE DADDY ISSUES

That one time where Jeff just

WAIT FUCK NO. JEFF ATTACKS A TABLE WITH AN AXE. HES JON.

Wait wait wait this makes a bit more sense

Cause Jeff cons his way into becoming a lawyer

He has huge imposter syndrome, he's faking it all

Just like Jon is

Except he's doing a better job

So imagine Jon if he had major daddy issues and a bit more charisma

They have the same level of not chill but desperately trying to cover it up

Like that one episode where pierce tries to find his dad

And he freaks the fuck out

That's such a Jon coded freaking out

He literally tears a magazine in half and then shrieks into mid air

YESSSSSSSSSSS ugh I'm such a genius

Also Jon and Elias relationship mirrors the deans and jeffs

Like the homoerotic favouritism guys

How the dean blackmails Jeff into doing karaoke with him OH MY GOD.

He only difference is the faked confidence and charisma, Jeff does it better

Oh my god wait is daisy fucking CHANG????

Insane

Murderous

Chang once chased a monkey through a vent

The hunt vibes

Or maybe chang is michael

They're both completely and utterly nonsensical

Just sort of appears and everyone is worse for it

Makes everyone's head hurt

I'm 10000% certain Chang has stabbed someone before and would do it again

Yeah that man is the most avatar of the spiral I've ever seen

Basira could be the sane security guard

Georgie is that one girl in season 6, the one who used to be a IT person

Melanie would be Annie I think, she's definitely murderous enough

This has GRIPPED me and will not let go.

[fluffypotatey]

Leverage 2x02

This show is so good why did it take me so long to come back T^T

Tap-Out Job they say… wonder if that’s bdsm or boxing. ELIOT EPISODE???👀👀👀👀please 🙏 please be an Eliot episode

ooooh Nebraska

IT IS BOXING

idk shit about boxing but my guess is that there’s steroids involved

Oh he looks drugged

Yikes

He’s fine

Maybe dead

Probably dead

God this intro 😂 so cheesy I love it

Oh so he’s still alive

Hmmmmm plant closed, Rucker something…..dots connecting

Ok so Rucker is a big deal wrestling ceo? He want a monopoly 

Awww Eliot geeking out over boxing 🥺🥺🥺 he better play. I want him to. For reasons

He’s been teaching Parker 🥺

Rip Hardinson

“Pilates or yoga?” Nate is so good at playing the ditzy asshole. Like he already is an asshole so it’s fun to see him play it up for cons

Hardinson talking about his special golf balls is so sweet but I have no idea what some of the words he is saying means but please keep talking sweetie

Rucker talking all polite but oh you can feel the anger in it 😂😂😂

ELIOT

YESSSSSSSSSSS YESSSSSSSSS

Jesus Christ what the fuck Rucker

YEAH ELIOT FUCK THEM UP

Parker’s little disguise 😂😂😂

Sophie :( chicken fried steak is good

“I can see you’ve had some training.” “…..some.” yeah some is right 

That’s a nice headshot, Sophie

Awwww Eliot 🥺 he needs to stop acting all soft and nervous I wanna squish him

ELIOT EPISODE! ELIOT EPISODE! ELIOT EPISODE! 

Sophie >:( pork rinds are good

ELIOT MY BELOVED!!!! He needs to stop being so sweet 🥺 Hardinson watch out

“White people doing white people things” 💀💀💀

Ok and how are they gonna steal a concert 🤨

Jesus, dude can’t you be nice :(

HEEHAW??????

Hardinson needing to check his name tag 💀💀💀

is that how tv works???? <- genuine question 

JIMMY YOU SNITCH

JENNY YOU SNITCH

ah shit

Tank, aka the dude who almost killed Mark. hmmmmm ‘spicious

oh come on, Rucker, playing your cards so soon??? you are going to let the con men know you know????  rookie mistake

Ok wait were they actually going to hurt Sophie >:(((((

Ugh Nate stop doing that!!! You didn’t have to let them know about Parker or Hardinson (BUT HE DOES IT BECAUSE HE CARES AND I KNOW THAT BUT NATE!!!!!)

Rucker really wants Eliot lmao

Rucker >:( 

Yessssss I believe in you Eliot (<- just wants to see him fight)

Ok uh, Eliot, I don’t trust this gym 

“I can take the punishment. It’s what I do.” Eliot what the fuck does that mean?????

I swear if they try to drug Eliot

BET IT ALL????? RUCKER????

Rucker that doesn’t sound legal

IF HIS WATER IS DRUGGED IMMA CRY

man I’m stressed

I want Eliot to win actually 

HE IS BLEEDING

NOOOOOOOOOO

I FUCKINH KNEW IT

is Tank dead????? 

OH SHIT 

ELIOT NO

NOOOOOOOOOOO HE IS SO SAD

of course he’s running lol

Ok but what if Tank isn’t dead and this was all a ploy

IS IT??????

I fucking knew it

PARKER

AND A SAX???????

I fucking knew the bet was through Hardinson!!!!!!

“Where’s your cousin Jinny now?” I LOVE HIM

AWWWWWWWWW happy ending 🥺🥺🥺🥺

YAY SHE LIKES PORK RINDS

General thoughts

ELIOT EPISODE!!!!!! It’s kind of sweet how we sort of know when each episode will focus on each character. Like Eliot is when they go rural, and Nate is if there are children. So I can now check off boxer after horse girl with Eliot ✅ and it’s interesting how can still see a strain on Sophie and Eliot’s dynamic but this time doesn’t have to do with betrayal but just understanding now. 

And ough the way Eliot plays the skittish dude who works under Nate out of debt for the com was just *chef’s kiss* I would have fallen for that persona instantly if he played THAG on me. The way this team would have conned me so bad if I was their target lol 

But yeah, this episode was so fun and I can’t believe I was fooled into the “Eliot got drugged” scene because these guys are smart!!!!! They would know he would play this and they just pretended like Rucker fooled them and AGHHHHH 🤧 lmao on to next episode 

[live-from-flaturn]

A dialogue promt for you bestie

"Love is for fools"

"What makes you think youre any clever??"

Or

"I love you so much im gonna kill you."

"Can i haunt you after??"

"....that was surprisingly smooth"

Do with this whatever you will, hope you have a good dayweekmonth and happy writing!

YESSSSSSSSSSS. Thank youuuuu. This went weirdly Shakespearian places.

---

"Love is for fools!" Chay declares. He slams his head into the bar and Ohm laughs from beside him, patting his shoulder in false comradery.

"Really, now? Because yesterday you said love was the source of all happiness and the driving force of life."

"I was mistaken."

"And what has changed between then and now?"

"I thought I'd fallen in love but he... ugh. He's chosen to become a MONK!"

"He has one of the only decent derrieres in town and now he's going to join the temple!? What a waste!"

"I know!" Chay sighs again and waves the barmaid over. Ohm motions her away just as fast and she winks, hurrying to the next patron. "Now what?"

"How about we go to Macau's family party tomorrow evening? It may prove useful in helping you forget whatever his name is."

"Hm..." Chay considers for a moment and slides to his feet. "Porsche forbade me from visiting their family home, remember? Some feud with his lover's family."

"And when have you ever listened to Porsche?"

"Touché."

---

"Forswear it, sight!"

"Here we fuckin' go."

"I never saw true beauty 'til this night!"

"I'm sure you haven't- Wait, are you sober?"

"Completely," Chay can't tear his gaze from the handsome stranger across the room. His dark eyes bore into Chay's with all the intensity of a wild cat's; he must know this man's name. "I'll be back."

"Wait, no, that's-"

But it's too late. Chay's fate is already sealed and with it, that of Bangkok's two most powerful families.

---

And then Chay and Kim do Romeo and Juliet but wayyyyyyyyy more successfully because it's them out of everyone.

[l1tw1ck]

Houghhhh, I just need to ramble. You can delete this I just, need to get these thoughts out of my brain or im going to EXPLDOE

Imagine you’re so much taller than Childe and he fucking loves. Roughly pick him up and slam his head against a counter, he’s protesting and calling you a dick, trying to kick you, but he can’t get enough of it. Pulling his hair back as you stuff your dick into him with no preparation, Child screaming, the pain slowly moulding into pleasure.

Pounding into him ruthlessly while you hold his head back, telling him how hes your slut, how you bet he just cant live without your fat fucking dick in him, how pretty you bet he’d look carrying your children. He can’t get enough if it, tears falling down his face as he cries and cries, screaming like “yeshh!!! im your slut, and only yours!!!” just completely drunk of your cock.

After your satisfied you’ve stuffed him full enough of your cum you turn him around, feeling his stomach, how pretty he looks full of your seed and how he’d look even prettier carrying your kids. He just nods, babbling nonsense as you massage his hips and stomach, peppering kisses all over him.

I just, needed to get that off my chest. Shaking over this stupid ginger… bye bye, uhbbbh uhh remeber to take care of urself :3 📺

god yesssssssssss

[rhysiana]

It's Throwback Fandom Friday in the DMs!

(discussing the latest X Ambassadors song)

rhysiana: They're from Ithaca. Holster must stan

betweenthepies: yes ofc

Rans probably knows and are into them too hundo p

rhysiana: Absolutely

betweenthepies: Hey Child also hurts (and is fic fodder)

rhysiana: So many X Ambassadors songs contain fic titles

betweenthepies: genre: fic titles

rhysiana: It's an important musical niche

betweenthepies: we wouldn't be anywhere without song fics

also back to holster - so many remixes of their stuff exist he's definitely having the time of his life

rhysiana: Since we know Holsom read fic, I propose: it's his signature as a fic writer that all his fics have X Ambassadors titles

betweenthepies: yesssssssssss

boom (all lowercase of course) is either the hardhitter ficlet that blows you away with only 500 words or the 200k+ longfic that has been destroying his fandom for years

rhysiana: We know he's not stressed about his classes, I vote for the longfic. It's what he works on while Rans is melting down about a test he's going to ace.

To get meta with it: Holsom fic told in the form of Holster's author's notes at the beginning of each chapter

betweenthepies: Omg yesss that's genius

rhysiana: It's probably fic for, like, 30 Rock, but I'm simply not willing to watch an entire sitcom to flesh out a fictional man's fictional fic

I do feel like I should at least write this convo up as a Tumblr post, for nostalgia's sake

betweenthepies: for us old hands in the OMGCP fandom

[brittlecakes92]

Ok you know what else is sexy? When I’m playing the game and he gets all bloody. Especially when you do his Fatal Blow and he’s got blood over his face. I just fuckin-

Yesssssssssss!!! Bear with me, we die like men with a quick snippet.

He had just returned, leading the troops back into the center of the plaza. He stood to General Shaos left. Dried blood stained his armour, face, and chest. Fresh blood claimed his knuckles, and you couldn’t help the need to have him.

weaving through the crowd that greeted their loved ones, General Shao approaching the empress to give details of their latest feats, you watched as Reiko swept the crowd, his eyes squint in confusion, he knew he saw you, his question of where you went stopped short in his mind when he felt your hand grasp onto his waste, your other hand worker lower towards the well endowed member that lay in his pants.

“I need you to come with me.. right.. now.” Your tone was low, and lust ridden, a fact that didn’t go unoticed with the ever growing smirk present of his lips. You were pulling him backwards to where the lower section of the hanging gardens waited. No one would bother walking about with the return of Outworlds finest.

Reikos head fell back, his legs splayed, his forearm rested against the tree in front of him while his free hand fisted your hair roughly, pushing your greedy throat further down his thick shaft. You dared to glance up at him between your lashes, a low growl escapes him at the present smirk on your face. He jerks your head back harshly off of him before holding your head steady.

“open.” It’s a command you willingly gave into, your pretty lips parting and your tongue sticking out of your mouth. A sneer covers his lips, you could see his cheeks twitch before he is leaning forward, his lips puckered together before his cool spit hits your tongue.

“swallow it, slut.” And who were you to disobey, you swallowed it before making a show of your clean tongue, he was quick to place his aching cock back into your mouth, his pace brutal as he fucked your throat.

The sight of him covered in blood, sweat, and dirt did things to you, turned you feral. To know what he did, to see, what he did, made you want to please him for his work, to give him the reward he deserved every time for keeping Outworld safe.

your hands come up to fondle his tightening balls, your eyes locked on his, listening to ever low groan and growl you pulled from his gritted teeth. Helps chest heaved as his pace quickened.

“If I see one drop wasted, there will be punishment.” Your eyes lit up at what he would dish out, you wanted to take any he would give you, but you wanted to please him and give him a moment. Opting on being more mischievous later on in the evening, your heart thrummed in your chest as you waited for his warm release,

he groaned before he was holding your head in place, his hips stilling as his thighs jerked, you felt each spurt hit your throat and you focused on maintaining eye contact and swallowing. When he was finished you made sure to suck on his tip as he tried to pull out of your mouth. He shuddered before leaving the vice grip that was your lips.

you swished around his essence in your mouth, sticking your tongue out to show him before savoring each drop as it went down your throat, your tongue coming out pink and clean. Reikos fingers clutched around your cheeks before he was pulling you to stand, his lips smashing into yours, bitting your bottom lip when you pulled back, refusing to let go until he tasted the copper on his tongue. You stared at each other, while you both worked on coming to your senses.

“Reiko… you need a bath, before I fuck your brains out well into tomorrow evening.” Your pussy throbbed between your legs and the chuckle that left his lips did nothing to help the ache. “It sounds as if I get a better reward covered in the remains of those weak enough to fall before me.”

——

you get what I’m saying. There is something so primal about it. Plus knowing he did it with his fists, no magic, no weapons, just his sheer strength is enough to ruin plenty of panties.

I would deplete that man of everything, we would not leave any type of chambers anytime soon.

plus what better reward is there then having your lovers lips wrapped in a tight grip around your cock for keeping Outworld safe. If he didn’t murder for the thrill of it, knowing this is what waited for him when he returned home is more than enough to push him to go hard.

welcome home Reiko, my mouth awaits. 😂😂😭

[vexic929]

Okay so here's my loose pitch for the Reverse!Iris AU

So basically it's Iris from the distant future, long after Barry's disappearance. She's from an alternate Earth where Iris lost Joe and miscarried Nora soon after losing Barry, and therefore had nothing to hold on to after Barry's disappearance.

She's become old and bitter, which isn't helped by the extra large side of Negative Speed Force corruption she has going on. She's angry at Barry because he disappeared and left her alone for like 30 years, and ended up destroying her world in an attempt to get Barry back. She also hates her Barry because she blames him for Eddie's death, and she thinks that if he was going to leave her anyway, why couldn't he have let her have Eddie at least so she wouldn't have been alone.

I'm thinking it's going to be Iris/Savitar/Cobalt Blue in the end, and they're gonna have some kind of sexy morally grey thing going on

yesssssssssss omg that's so perfect!!! (and I looooooove Reverse!Iris x Sav x Cobalt Blue that's so sexy of them)

[plaindangan]

It’s been awhile since Genderbent Junko last was home and Mukuro being the lonely sister she is was quite pent up because of it. So she decides to fully embrace her carnal urges and let her brother have his way with her! First step was wear some camo booty shorts! Next step was to start working out in their living room! Final step was wait for Junko to punish his slutty sister!

Disclaimer: R18 material! If not to your liking then please do not view!

"Heh, what can I say expect my poor little bro deserves the best, don't you agree?~" said Mukuro with a devious look in her eyes. Between Jun's modeling gig, to his long spanning plan for world destruction, you know its just been way too long since herself and her twin has ever had a chance to 'talk' in a while.

'Talk' being messy, smelly, agonizingly rough sex that left Mukuro barely able to walk~

So...this was the big correction for that, and she was sure this was going to work. After all, what she was doing was a classic. A small hoodie that stopped just slightly under her underboobs? Check! A pair of camo booty shorts that rode up her fit, freckled, fat ass? Check!! Body slicked with sweat from the past hour of squatting and other excercises? Check!!!

Little brother making his way back from an interview, swimsuit shoot and meeting to arrange a hit out on someone?

"Heeeey, disappointment!~ I'm hooooooooomeeeeeee!!!"

Check!!!!

When Jun would enter the Despair Twins household, he'd find a very tantalizing sight. I mean, what would you call seeing a sexy solder not only stretching forward, but sticking out her glistening globes right in front of your face.

"Hm? Oh, heeeey, Jun!! Just doing some exercise! Hope you do--!!!! YESSSSSSSSSSS!!!" she cried out in joy, as Jun pounced at her. His swimming trunks dropping to his ankles as he ripped away Mukuro's shorts and began hotdogging her ass, easily sliding between her cheeks thanks to all that sweat she worked up.

But that wasn't what either wanted for long? No, what both craved was for Junko to sink his hands into her ass, spread them and viciously fuck Mukuro's ass without delay. All the while the every so horny wolfish girl was howling and begging for her dear kin to punish his 'bold and slutty' sister into the despair of a fuck so good she'll never be able to get it from another again!!!

Something that Jun would answer with a warm, gooey, load to fill up the soldier's body, while Mukuro herself would squirt out buckets from a long overdue orgasm~

[roguelov]

I am so happy spicy saturday is baaaack!!

I've been imagining this: reader being immersed in new media (film or show)and really liking the main character so much they start dreaming about said character in spicy situations

Of course Dream has his realm to run so although he might not be able to observe reader's dreams all the time, he has spies that report to him about reader's recent spicy hyperfixation

Enter a jealous, angry (and perhaps slightly repentant because he hasn't spent time with you recently) Dream, and poor reader tries to reason that they can't control their dreams for goodness' sake but it's waaaay past reasoning for Morpheus, who of course starts showing his vindictive, possessive side by imprisoning reader in the Dreaming for a time and punishing them in many cruel, delicious ways...oh this can go dark and oh so spicy indeed

ANON HOLY SHIT YESSSSSSSSSSS

A little dark and spicy??? Sign me up!!!!

He would absolutely hide his hurt behind jealousy because that’s easier for him. Like how dare you turn to the dreaming or to someone else? And after finding out he would make you remember who you belong to and dear god

It had to be the fourth or fifth round. You couldn’t remember, maybe it was more. It was mostly definitely more. Dream loomed over you, caging you below him. He slowly pulled his cock out, before driving it back in with more force. You whined and rolled your eyes back.

“Eyes on me,” he demanded and reached out grabbing your face. You opened your eyes, the lust and exhaustion clearly written all over your face. He hummed, pleased. “Good, now my sweet one, who do you belong to again?”

You whispered, “… you.”

He slapped his hips against you. “Louder. Who makes you feel this good?”

“You, Morpheus,” you moaned.

“Good.” He dropped his head, gently kissing your neck. His lips brushed over your ear. “But, I don’t truly believe you, my dear. If it was true you wouldn’t go behind my back conjuring such fantasies with another, now would you?”

“Morpheus-“

“Silence.” He sighed, lifting his head to stare directly into your eyes. For a second, his eyes flashed black. “I will not stop until you cannot think of anyone else but me. I will not stop until you learned a very important lesson. I will not stop until I have wrought out every drop of desire from you for your moans and sweet cries are for my ears alone. Understood?”