#yolko

[starlingdrawz]

@animaniacssecretsanta I did for @okzi0920 !!

[savchenko]

another sketch page. some of them are sexy sorry

[gogoyolko]

Completely unrelated but I was reading a manga and it showed the protags birthdays and they were born in 2006.

Took me out at the knees. My creaky, creaky knees.

[izzydrawzz]

hey guys? who left this child on my porch? (I love her so much)

bonus:

(a small collection of incorrect quotes for yakko and his "well-adjusted daughter")

[rubberghoul]

Toontown OC refs and rlly bad shitposts

Testing the under the cut feature… heres some tidbits

Yolko is named after both the musician and song by the band Cartoons. They sound like SpongeBob in the greenday12688 version of Grandma’s kisses (if you know you know)

Bow tie is a toon slowing turning into a cog, she can change between a horse and dragon based on a tumblr post i saw years ago i think by iguanamouth

Phisher is more a threat to cogs than to toons actually. It cannot resist playing with toons like they’re small animals so it’s not allowed outside anymore

[soleilonthesun]

Has anyone told you that your grammatically unusual English is quite adorable. 😭

You remind me of how Starfire from Teen Titans talks. (Wait maybe you are actually her too personality wise-)

HDJWKWK, MY ENGLISH IS FROM B1-B2, BUT ALREADY REACHING B2.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH <333

💖✨️😭😭😭😭😭

[cyber-corp]

How was your time on reddit? And do you prefer it to Tumblr? you ex-redditors are just like fascinating in a way that I really cannot articulate without sounding weird

While I definitely think moving to Tumblr was a smart move, there are some certain faucets from Reddit that I miss.

Circlejerk subreddits come to mind. Constant “so unfunny that it loops back into being funny” posts about The Beatles and Radiohead really spoke to me, so I often hung out there (Maybe I could find some of my posts there…)

Having your interests and fandoms neatly organised into subreddits is something I’ll definitely miss. I don’t have a problem with tags but I think they worked a lot better

[mqonlighting]

hear me out: civilian deadpool au except he just keeps getting arrested for the STRANGEST THINGS (illegal ownership of a chicken? someone just dumped an egg on his street? it hatches when he’s trying to cook it for breakfast? he RAISED IT?) and matt murdock is his exhausted lawyer who has to keep telling him to shut up in the interrogation room.

does he ever actually go to jail? no, maybe probation, maybe a fine. but arrested? half sure every cop in the city is just sick of hearing about his life. every juror thinks he’s just morbidly unlucky and a tiny bit moronic.

and he is.

detective: (sigh) so you have a chicken?

wade: oh, yeah, yolko ono! she’s my pride and joy, i had a mug and a mousepad printed- *pulling out wallet pictures*

matt: wade. no.

wade: i could bring her over if you want-

matt: WADE.

one time matt has to spring wade for grand theft auto of the nice old lady he lives next doors to. the automobile he supposedly stole? a select elevated motorized wheelchair.

wade: she LENT me the chair.

detective: and how’d she do that?

wade: i broke into her backyard because i heard a thump and i thought she fell over.

matt: jesus—

wade: so she didn’t fall over. apparently it was a twig that fell on an ice chest. but she was there, and she was yelling ‘jazzy! jazzy!’ and i was wondering why she was telling me to grab her jazzy, but i wasn’t about to turn down a free jazzy. so i walk over to it, i turn it on, i hop on, i say thank you to the kind old lady, and i wheel it out of there.

matt: goddamn it, wade—

detective: you stole a permobil.

wade: pardon?

detective: the wheelchair was a permobil.

wade: she said it was a jazzy!

detective: …

detective: jazzy is her HUSBAND.

wade: …

detective: …

matt: i give up.

and the nail in everyone’s coffin? when the precinct brings in wade’s fucking kidnap victim.

peter: kidnap? me?

detective: were you or were you not kidnapped by wade wilson and driven to the middle of nowhere?

peter: listen, man, farthest wade ever drove me was to a gamestop in manhattan from queens. i don’t drive. and then i ask if we can hit a seven eleven, since i really wanted a bag of chips. but then i fall asleep in the passenger seat on the way there. and when i wake up, i’m home - he didn’t buy me the bag of chips, though.

detective: … and when state troopers spotted his car in philadelphia? with someone passed out inside?

peter: we were in philly? and he didn’t wake me up?

detective: do you seriously mean to tell me you were completely passed out for a two hour and ten minute drive?

peter: i’m a college student with rent due in a month and a new paper due every time i breathe. and wade is an idiot who doesn’t know left from right, boots up waze, says his goodbyes to the universe, and starts driving. i think there’s your case.

detective: …

detective: damn it.

[kenyusee-yukimiya]

Hi Yukimiya-san :) (can I call you Kenyu tho plspls <3)

I just realized my eyesight is even worse than yours lol (< -2.00 in both eyes)

do you take off your glasses at home like I do (wearing glasses too much can strain your eyes or give u a headache) or do you still keep them on until you go to bed?

Hello Yolko-chan(?) 👋🏻 it’s nice to meet you.

Kenyu is fine too hahaha

Ohh dear, that can’t be good.

I rarely ever have headaches when I wear my glasses ‘too much’. I keep them off when I’m about to go to bed, usually after my night routine.

[stephreeds]

Copycat “Yolko Ono” Breakfast Sandwich

My copycat recipe for the timeless favorite from Portland’s Fried Egg I’m in Love ACTIVE TIME: 20 MIN. I TOTAL TIME: 20 MIN. I SERVES: 1 Ingredients: 2 slices of gluten free sourdough bread 1 seasoned sausage patty 1 fried egg 2 slices of havarti cheese Pesto Sriracha mayo Kosher salt and cracked black pepper, to taste Instructions: Toast both slices of bread. Spread a healthy helping…

[ghostlymallow]

Art Fight July 21

Character: Henrietta/Yolko Ono by @amorpheus-blob (https://artfight.net/character/3299198.henrietta-yolko-ono)

[nastya-sokolova-2002]

(In the future, Zubi is now the mayor of Burbank and is about to give a speech)



Zubi: Thank you all for coming. First of all, I'd like to say I'm glad to be here where I am to today



(Yakko, Cora, and Yolko are among the audience)



Zubi: All you folks out there who thought I was too sassy and bossy... Yes, Cora, that means you...



(Cora spits out the soda she was just drinking on Yakko)



Yakko: Why'd it had to be on my face?



(Katie Kaboom is also in the audience with her family)



Zubi: ...and all you people who I was too small to do anything... Katie?



(Wakko, Maisy, and Daisy give Katie dark looks)



Zubi: Well, look at this face! I'm not too small! I'm as sassy and bossy as ever! And I was born to be a leader! My wife Skylar is a successful scientist and created a daughter for us. I'd like to thank my mom, my big sibs, and nanny for making me what I am today

So nice. :3

[pinkiemeowstic89]

(In the future, Zubi is now the mayor of Burbank and is about to give a speech)

Zubi: Thank you all for coming. First of all, I'd like to say I'm glad to be here where I am to today

(Yakko, Cora, and Yolko are among the audience)

Zubi: All you folks out there who thought I was too sassy and bossy... Yes, Cora, that means you...

(Cora spits out the soda she was just drinking on Yakko)

Yakko: Why'd it had to be on my face?

(Katie Kaboom is also in the audience with her family)

Zubi: ...and all you people who I was too small to do anything... Katie?

(Wakko, Maisy, and Daisy give Katie dark looks)

Zubi: Well, look at this face! I'm not too small! I'm as sassy and bossy as ever! And I was born to be a leader! My wife Skylar is a successful scientist and created a daughter for us. I'd like to thank my mom, my big sibs, and nanny for making me what I am today

Ok

[somescenecatholic]

headcanon: Yolko is voiced by Cree Summer

cree

[sunriozz]

THANKS YOLKO!! hes an artist so ig we can draw ogata together on our honeymoon or smth (also UGH soo close to getting him as well hes like the 3rd image)

Tags: @professionallydeadinside @himelander @hoodlander @phoenixtakaramono + anyone wanting to join!!

Doing one of these but with my mutuals after seeing this image on my dash today!!

..Y'know he may be the god of war but.. I'm not mad. No, no not at all. :)

@xxgalacticambitionsxx @hatbox-apologist @ghostingyourass79 @kittieshauntedourfantasy @emerald194 @thatonerabbit @comical-icicle

[rubberghoul]

Self ship doodle page

The preps will never understand my beautiful brain