#you are become the weird cat

[thelampisaflashlight]

Choose Your Own Adventure; Imp Style End

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Your stomach rumbles, and Omega lets out a laugh that shakes your whole body.

As time passes, and days turn into weeks, then months, and years, you grow accustomed to the striking volume of his voice, and find comfort in the rolling thunder of his snores as you sleep contentedly on his chest.

Good days, bad days, you spend them together, and while you could have never wholly prepared yourself for the times when Omega falls silent, lost in distant memories, or how it makes you feel when he cries, you press yourself close to him in those moments, and that's enough.

It's always enough for him, just knowing you're there.

You learn secrets you'll never tell, and you hear all names that only seem to fall from his lips late at night.

You play outside and go for long rides to more places you've never seen before.

Omega feeds you sneaky treats when, "Really, Megs? You're going to spoil them!" and "They're not spoiled, they're stale!" and "Is that a fucking dad joke, Megs? Cause they're Chips?"

Your name is Chips, and you're spoiled as Hell, but all imps should be!

[uranium-city]

ASC Thunder Spoilers

some of y'all are fuckin weird about Squirrelstar/Brambleclaw

by that I mean the few people that viscerally hate Squirrelstar as if she personally killed their mother, plan to boycott the series until she dies, & are trying to pass off Brambleclaw as a completely innocent, misunderstood, wounded uwu baby with an annoying, naggy wife whose sympathy from the fandom is undeserved.

like i get it's just a fictional series about cats but the way some people try to justify Brambleclaw's abusive traits, claim that Squilf deserved to be mistreated by Bramble for one reason or another, act like those abusive traits aren't actually that bad, that they don't exist, or that they're just normal behavior creates some really horrible implications about the way people recognize & sympathize with those in abusive relationships. they may be fictional cats, sure, but passionately ranting about how badly you want the abuse victim to die & how innocent, misunderstood, & "overhated" the abuser is is very uncomfortable idc.

i'm not saying people can't dislike Squilf or even that they can't like Brambleclaw as a character, but when talking about these very real abusive traits that affect people in real life, if your first reaction is to try to justify them & pretend like they're not actually abusive traits that is genuinely disgusting & has really scary real life implications.

[bonetrousledbones]

my biggest irl secret is that at some point i started telling people i like drawing skeletons because i was too embarrassed to say i draw undertale fanart and that snowballed into getting more skeleton themed things which i liked but didnt really go out of my way for and now its not a lie anymore and whenever i need to buy something i will try my very best to find a skeleton version of it and now i’ve fallen to my self fulfilling prophecy of becoming the skeleton guy

[somersetshat]

happy mighty nein day !! have some wizards ✨✨

[antleramnesia]

heyy ladies...... i got the hypertana swag (smirks)

[the-sunlit-earth]

@babyblueetbaemonster    here is my fanart tribute scenario to your lovable, adorable Dragonborns who have brought me much joy and so many laughs! I love your mind and the shenanigans you always cook up for them! 💖🤗

Bonus scene below!

Epilogue

Jokir and Naythaa are winding down in a tavern after a long day of showing their new friend around, who has already fallen asleep in a chair in the corner. Despite a nearby bard's close proximity, Miraak slumbers peacefully through the noise, a fact that doesn't escape the other Dragonborns' notice.

"Hah! Snoring away like a baby," Jokir chuckles softly. "Must be pretty tired if he can sleep through all that."

"I'm glad he feels safe enough to do so," Naythaa points out, the dunmer spellsword's features softening into a smile. "But after all that time in Apocrypha, it must be nice to be back among things like music, and singing and laughter. Maybe he's a little out of practice, but it's good to see him enjoying himself."

Jokir nods in agreement. "He's so out-of-touch with this world, after not being a part of it for so long... What we need is a 'Modern Nord Crash Course'," Jokir laughs. "I kind of feel like we have a responsibility to do right by him... but sometimes, when he asks about things that I don't know the answer to, I worry I'm letting him down," the Nord warrior frowns, folding his arms.

Naythaa ponders for a moment before her eyes light up. "Hey! Let's take him home to Farkas! Between him and the other Companions, Miraak will be caught up in no time!"

Jokir beams happily. "I love that idea! Farkas is great with kids, and patient with newbies! And you know what they say, it takes a village to raise a child. With all of us guiding him, he'll fit right in!"

With that decided, the two Dragonborn gently wake their companion and head upstairs to the room they've rented for the night. There is only one bed, but it goes unused, as Miraak promptly curls up like a cat upon the fur rug, Jokir and Naythaa doing the same, and everyone enjoys a peaceful, Mora-free sleep.

Sweet Dreams, Dragonborns!

END

[thesugarhole]

pertaining to my last reblog funnily enough i no longer have the specific photo on my phone BUT i carry a printed version of it inside my phone case. here it is bebe.jpg

the print sucks but what can you do it was the office printer. i cut it with margins to make it look polaroidcore

[avisisisis]

What I want most in the entire world is for Sun Wukong to slowly be more included in the LMK gang

After a life-threatening event (post LBD, after the scroll, etc), MK and his friends usually share a group hug. A family hug! And Sun Wukong stays out of it, either walking away or just standing there and watching them

I want SWK to start hanging out around them a little more, either because they're stuck together due to yet another world ending event or something else, to the point where they start to warm up to him (and he starts to warm up to them) and begin to like him a little more

Honestly if we get more than 5 seasons (which please please please let them be well-done, don't let the sequel curse affect LMK too) then I'd like this to be long. Let's say, in one season he hangs out with them and they begin to at the very least tolerate him, in another season they become a little more closer and pretty much already consider him some kind of friend and then at the end of the next season he's already one of their best friends

And it has to end in yet another group hug scene! One where when Sun Wukong smiles fondly and walks away to let the family have their moments in peace, someone (let it be anyone who isn't MK, just to show how MK isn't SWK's only friend [besides the monkeys in FFM. And not counting any god or being he is friendly with because we know he doesn't see those much] anymore) calls out to him and says, “Where the fuck are you going. This is a group hug, it doesn't work if the whole group isn't in it” and he smiles (let him cry dammit) and joins in

[emuwarum]

Avenday when she was a baby. The size of two praying mantises

[1nf3ct3d-x3]

i'm sure poptart will come back!! maybe just give her some time??

5h3'5 n3v3r c0m1ng 84ck.

[thelampisaflashlight]

Choose Your Own Adventure; Imp Style 3

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For a moment, you consider where to go, but the freedom of choice can be overwhelming when you're just a little thing as you are.

You peep anxiously as you try to make sense of all the new sights and sounds you are experiencing in this strange place.

Suddenly, you are reminded that you are essentially on your own in an unfamiliar place surrounded by strangers, and that has you scurrying to the closet thing to home you can find; The statue of Baphomet.

With a great deal of effort, you ascend onto the lord's carven throne and curl up in his lap, seeking comfort in his metallic form, but despite the familiar face, you find no warmth here.

You chirp mournfully.

You're beginning to regret trapping yourself in this place, until you feel a shadow fall over your trembling form.

Two ghouls -a larger, older looking ghoul who looks at you with a tired, yet gentle expression, and a tall, lanky looking ghoul who is eyeing you curiously- loom over you, not intentionally so, but it's hard not to when you're so... itty bitty.

The older offers you their hand to sniff while the other tries to coax you out by making an embarrassing trill and clicking sound like one might use to call for a cat.

So...

[strawberri-draws]

how tf you draw so well. Share your secrets

Lolol thank you :DD!

Mostly just practice ✌️ and being obsessed with art YouTubers since I was little haha. My first drawings were like, recreations of “how 2 draw chibi face” :,) But yeah, mostly drawing because it is fun (fanart is a good motivator), and then mixing that with trying to improve through studies, tutorials, art classes, ect.

[silversupremacy]

You have no idea how over the moon excited I am to see your designs for my silly little guys. Give the lemon man paws

stray cat strut starts playing

I'm gonna have to draw more of the charas soon maybe,,, they are fun,,

I'm so angry that I like the lemon tho

[someonesomewheredown]

This could be a stretch given how vague about it they're being but. did someone capture Midnight and Rock???? Did Animal Control snatch up the immortal beings with abilities beyond our comprehension????

[Image ID: A screenshot of a section of the blurb for the upcoming book Ivypool's Heart. The text is in italics. It reads "The cats set out on an arduous journey, facing everything from painful hunger to bloodthirsty dogs. But nothing can prepare them for what they find: a disgusting twoleg den that’s caging a series of strange animals, including two who may have surprising ties to the Clans." /End ID]

[perenlop]

idea for wc rewrite again……… what if ravenpaw became a housecat for firestar’s old housefolk

[rocaillefox]

the anime romantic killer does genuinely seem like just a tone shift away from becoming a horror show