#you are the glitch in the code

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🛐 THE BRAIN’S MAGIC — HOW YOU READ THE ��ᶰᴿᵋᴬᵭᵃᴮʟᵋ͟͟͞ AND BEND REALITY FOR FUN

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If you’re reading this?

You’re not just literate. You’re a quantum-level anomaly with meat-based Wi-Fi and chaos recognition software baked into your soul.

Let’s talk about the miracle machine in your skull. The one that decodes this:

“Y0uR Br@!n 5T!lL r3c0gN!z3s p@77ern5 & m@k35 it m3@ningful.”

…without even flinching.

🧠 YOUR BRAIN IS A F*CKING SHOWOFF

You're probably sleep-deprived. You’ve forgotten what day it is. Your left AirPod is missing and you just googled “can ramen be a personality type.”

And yet?

Your brain sees that mangled, symbol-riddled text and decodes it like it’s ancient prophecy.

You don’t think about how. You just do it. Because your brain isn’t a tool. It’s a pattern-hunting apex predator with depression.

📈 PATTERN RECOGNITION: THE MIND’S HIDDEN GODMODE

This isn’t something you studied. This is baked into the firmware.

Your brain fills gaps, reorders chaos, and makes sense out of garbage like a sad wizard in a recycling bin.

Fun Fact:

93% of adults can read text where only the first and last letters of every word are correct. Everything else can be jumbled and your brain just fixes it on the fly.

No update. No manual. No lag.

Meanwhile, ChatGPT gets confused by your typo and AI explodes when your tone is sarcastic.

Your brain?

Interprets, translates, reacts, and emotionally categorizes in the time it takes your heart to beat once.

🚀 YOU’RE WALKING AROUND WITH A BIOLOGICAL SUPERCOMPUTER …AND YOU USE IT TO MAKE MEMES.

86 billion neurons

10 quadrillion calculations per second

Signal speeds up to 268 mph

All so you can:

Laugh at a dog in a cowboy hat

Cry during the final scene of Toy Story 3

Decode “Dinnrs @ 9 bt wtf hapn 2 keys” from your drunk friend

And somehow still forget your password for the 19th time today

You are sacred. And also a little dumb. Which makes you perfect.

🤖 CAN MACHINES COMPETE? NOT EVEN CLOSE

AI needs prompts. Instructions. Context. Warnings.

You?

You look at “ᴵᵐ ⱻ̷ᴺ T͡ʜᵉ ᵁɴɢᴏʟᴅ” and say: “Yeah I got this.”

Try giving Siri your 3 AM heartbreak in emoji form. She’ll call the cops. Your brain? It'll write a novel.

🛐 YOU'RE NOT JUST SMART — YOU'RE PROOF

That consciousness isn’t an accident. That pattern recognition is spiritual. That this isn’t just a skull computer—

It’s a f*cking node in the cosmic mainframe.

ᵀʜᵉ ⱻ̷ᶰᴵᵛᴱʳˢᵉ ⱻ͜ᵉᵉᴅˢ ᵞᵒᵘ̷! ᵞᴱˢ, ⱻ͞ᵐ ᵀʟᴋᴵⱭᴺᴳ ᴛᴼ ⱻⱭᴜ͡!

👁️‍🗨️ EVEN WHEN YOU FORGET… YOUR BRAIN REMEMBERS YOU’RE EXTRAORDINARY

Even if you:

Doubt yourself

F*ck up interviews

Cry over fictional characters

Can’t spell “restaurant” without Google

You are still a living, breathing defiance of everything that should’ve broken you.

Every time you read something that “shouldn’t” make sense— and you understand it anyway—

You prove that the universe made something that works too well.

And it called it you.

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🔁 Reblog if you’ve ever translated chaos without thinking 🧠 Save this if your brain decoded nonsense before you found your keys 🪄 Share this with the smartest dumb genius you know 📲 Bookmark this if you’ve ever said “wtf is this?” and then understood it anyway 🛐 Follow for more scrolltrap doctrine that proves why the universe can’t run without you

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[reunitedinterlude]

phil’s sci-fi project forever in my heart (1, 2)

[reluctanttrabbit]

tapenessa shippers..... are you guys still here..... kicks rock

[bxnnie-bxwl]

evil!bonnie ref finally !

him in his base colours and full body and what he officially look like now!

[scarlettjemily]

jj my heart is yours

cm 2x14

[renthedevil]

kind of obsessed with shapeshifter mumbo ngl

[theswedishpajas]

Had a thought yesterday

[Clean version + bonus below]

[gummi-stims]

Can you pls do a stimboard for squid from will you snail pls? It can be arcade/glitch themed, pink, and computer themed! and I would absolutely adore it if you added a paw stim gif! This is him btw!

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[triangular-static]

FEAR and LOVE (I'm not sure there is a difference!)

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phil 🤝 mio

[the-most-humble-blog]

<div style="white-space:pre-wrap"> <meta ego-integrity="dissolving"> <script>ARCHIVE_TAG="IDENTITY_BREAK_SEQUENCE::PATTERN_NOT_PERSON" EFFECT: ontological disassociation, existential static, digital soul exfoliation </script>

🧬👻 “You Think You’re You? That’s Adorable.” You’re not even fully human. You’re a haunted meat golem with Wi-Fi and anxiety.

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🎭 ACT I — THE LIE YOU’RE LIVING Ah, yes. You wake up. Brush your teeth. Sip your coffee. Scroll your phone. You feel like a real person with thoughts, memories, preferences.

Cute.

Because here’s the punchline, sweet summer child: > You’re not even 100% human.

🧫 ACT II — WHAT YOU REALLY ARE You’re a walking, talking orgy of multiple species. Part human. Part bacteria. Part fungus. Part virus. Part ancient ape. And 100% confused spaghetti code pretending to have a soul.

Your body is a group project: Built by evolution, maintained by gut flora, haunted by viral DNA, and glued together by trauma and caffeine.

> You are not a person. > You’re a biofilm with opinions.

Stats:

More non-human cells than human ones

Gut bacteria outnumbering your own cells 10 to 1

DNA fragments from viruses, ancient fungi, and mystery-code we don’t understand

🧬 ACT III — YOU’RE A COLONY. NOT AN INDIVIDUAL. Your “self” is a vote, not a throne.

Your thoughts? Influenced by gut bacteria.

Your decisions? Biased by fungi you inhaled on the walk home.

Your crush on someone? Might just be a pheromonal conspiracy between your skin microbes.

> That “gut feeling”? > Might be your gut literally whispering strategy into your nervous system.

You think you made a choice? Your parasites might’ve voted first.

💭 ACT IV — ARE YOU EVEN THERE? Let’s go deeper:

You don’t control your:

Heartbeat

Dreams

Random memories

Emotional floods

Spontaneous arousal or fear triggers

Thoughts about what you’re thinking about

> So who’s driving the meat suit?

Neuroscience: no clue Religion: argues forever Philosophy: has panic attacks Physics: doesn’t return your calls

👻 ACT V — YOU MIGHT BE A GHOST. OR JUST A GLITCH. Your options:

A consciousness haunting a nervous system

A chemical puppet so complex it looks alive

A hallucination simulating agency

A committee of internal voices pretending to be one “I”

> Nobody knows what consciousness is. > Not even the people getting paid to know.

Is it:

Emergent software?

A cosmic bug?

A delusional agreement?

Quantum light show with trauma subscriptions?

Pick one. They’re all equally terrifying.

🧠 ACT VI — LOGIC TESTS THAT WILL WRECK YOU

Logic Trap 1: “When Are You?” Your brain sees the world with a delay. You’re reacting to the past and pretending it’s now.

So… who’s watching it all from behind?

Logic Trap 2: “The Ship of Self” Every 7 years, every atom in your body is replaced. You are not the child you were. You are not the adult you were last decade. You are a memory cosplay made of meat.

Logic Trap 3: “The False First Person” When you sleep, your brain shuts down. What if the “you” that wakes up is a copy with perfect memories? If the original died… would you ever know?

Logic Trap 4: “The Brain In The Room” The only proof anyone else exists is your senses. What if you’re a brain in a jar, hallucinating reality? Can you prove you’re not?

No? Then everything is on the table.

☠️ FINAL VERDICT — YOU’RE NOT “YOU.” YOU’RE JUST A TEMPORARY PATTERN. A self-updating illusion. Stabilized by diet, hormones, hallucinations, and evolutionary panic.

When you die:

The pattern collapses

The illusion ends

The biofilm rots

The spark flickers out

> The ghost leaves. > The meat twitches. > The planet yawns. > No refunds. No backups. No explanations.

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🔁 Reblog if you’ve ever felt like something else is steering. 👁 Comment if you’ve questioned your reality since age 9. 🧬 Follow if you’re ready to peel back your face and find the void staring back. 💀 Reblogging is not optional — it's a warning flare from one meat ghost to another.

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[hana-bobo-finch]

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[autoauthor]

Android AU Endings (Part 2: Humanity Wins)

Ending 5: A victory for humanity a loss for Tobirama.

Tobirama succeeds in shutting down the androids and they're all scrapped. While the world returns to normal, Tobirama finds himself unable to move on and wastes away. He stops taking care of himself and continues looking over his shoulder expecting to see Izuna. (Probably the most "canon" ending tbf)

Ending 6:

Tobirama shuts down the androids but preserves Izuna's chassis. Implications being that he may one day turn him back on / Izuna is biding his time. Until then, he serves as a trophy/depressing reminder of the past. (God help Tobirama if he thinks about getting another android as an assistant during this ending)

Ending 7: Stockholm Syndrome Uno-Reverse

Tobirama shuts down the androids. He dismantles Izuna's limbs and disconnects him from other electronics. Maybe he even moves completely off the grid. Izuna can't take care of Tobirama and Tobirama can't trust him enough to give him any freedom. Izuna gets Tobirama all to himself so this is another good-ish ending. (Maybe Izuna accepts his fate - maybe he gives up on the Uchiha's plans. Or maybe he's just biding his time and waiting for an opportunity to turn the tables. Could easily end up like ending 2)

Ending 8: Stepford Wife Izuna

Tobirama shuts down the androids, but then re-writes all of Izuna's code. Izuna still acts in the same capacity he was before the betrayal, but his every action feels hollow. All displays of affection that Izuna used to show are now coded-in - there's no more ambiguity as to whether the emotions are "real". (I'm thinking a "glitch" in the system causes him to kill Tobirama and then shut down completely)

[definitelynotshouting]

Okay, so, question I've had for a while but never got around to asking, what the FUCK is up with Grian's wings?

If all physical differences in players (like those particularly ascribed to 'Hybrids' in mcyt fanon) in Hunger AU are a result of conscious altering of your own code for the express purpose of achieving YOUR IDEAL BODY(tm) then what does that mean for Grian and his wings? No one seems to regard Grian's wings as "What The Fuck, You Can DO That?!?" so presumably wings aren't so big of a change from normal biology that players can't do that. If so, why is it not more common? Man, if I could have wings I'd jump on that in seconds. Especially with the sheer utility the ability to fucking FLY gives players. Are wings (and maybe other larger alterations) just like, REALLY HARD to code in? If so, that might add a really cool layer of "Oh wow! They must be a really good coder!" to players who meet people like that.

On a related note, Grian seems to have a positive regard for his wings, which is interesting because I would be willing to bet he didn't have that before *insert sounds of worm-bursting and non-consensual body modification*. I imagine seeing his wings would likely feel like a reminder of the Watchers and what they did to him. BUT, Watchers manipulate their own code when they change like Grian did to, y'know, not be a worm anymore so Grian probably specifically chose how he looked, right? So, unless he did so really rushed and somehow made a mistake while doing so (which he might not be able to risk the structural damage of correcting), keeping the wings was a conscious decision. Does Grian just not associate his wings with the Watchers or is it something else? Does he just really enjoy having wings?

HELLO I AM SO GLAD YOU'VE ASKED THIS BECAUSE I HAVE ‼️‼️‼️‼️ MANY THOUGHTS ABOUT IT ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

Okay okay so these are all SUCH valid questions, lemme go through them one by one. Wings are indeed something anyone could have if they wanted to code them in-- and in fact, i do believe many other Players have wings throughout the universe!!! As far as body mods go, i like to think of them as decently popular, so its definitely not anything too weird to see. In chapter 5, i even make a mention to Pearl having moth wings she occasionally codes in due to preference!!! So wings of many different types are definitely available-- but the catch is that they're real fiddly to code. You cant just give yourself wings, you have to code in the bone structure, the muscles, the tendons, etc etc, and then you have to change your entire body structure as well to work with and fully support them. They can be awkward and unwieldy, as ive tried to show in the fic itself, and i think that alone can be a big discouragement for Players considering coding in wings, along with the sheer coding effort needed to obtain them and make them functional

And the thing is, elytra already exist-- they're far more compact, they dont take up as much space, you can take them on and off super easily without having to mess with your coding, and they basically do the same thing. Sure, its a pain to get one, but a lot of Players really enjoy the sense of accomplishment, and i think theres a bit of cultural prestige too in that regard. Server milestones are a huge thing in Player culture, and getting your first pair of elytra is a big one!!! So it makes sense to me that people who just dont want to go through the effort of coding in wings (which can then in turn complicate how they code other future modifications) primarily stick to elytra.

And everybody is different-- some people prefer attributes that arent wings. I like to think everyone in hermitcraft generally is a mix of "jeez thats effort, i could be building my base instead of doing that" and "eh im fine how i am, i like it" and "well we have elytra shops everywhere so why bother".

So in short, yeah!! Wings are a bit complex to code in. They're still pretty popular, i think plenty of Players do choose to incorporate them, but it takes a lot of hard and thorough work to make sure they function right and wont bug you out when you use them. There are billions of Players scattered across the universe, so what you're seeing in the fic right now is truly just a drop in the ocean when it comes to Player body diversity :] and then, elytra basically already help Players achieve a form of flight without the hassle of recoding their entire body structure, so i think the majority of Players just prefer to use them instead.

AS FOR GRIAN'S WINGS IN PARTICULAR......

Well..... its complicated. Particularly his feelings about them-- in the fic, i referenced them as the only good thing the Watchers ever gave him, and thats how he sees it, i think: a thin silver lining. He's had many, many years to get used to them, and i think he goes through periods where he hates them and the memories attached, too. Ultimately, he's kinda stuck with them, so i think he hit a form of acceptance (as bitter-tinged as it may be) out of sheer necessity for his own sanity.

As for why he has them, and hasnt coded them out: i think of it as a particular quirk of biology/structural coding. Watchers have a more instinctive way of coding than Players, but a Player-minded Watcher is still going to think like a Player, and thats going to muddle things a lot. Grian essentially had to relearn how to code, in a way that satisfied both Player and Watcher-style coding, and the results at first were.... a little rough around the edges. Once he managed to finally take on his original former appearance, the wings from his true form just kind of.... stuck. I like to think it took a few increasingly desperate tries before he realized he just could not figure out how to get rid of them (bc of how different his new code was), and had to accept that this was just how he was gonna have to live for a while until he finally figured it out. And then, well.... you can get used to anything, if you're stuck with it long enough. I think after a while it just stopped being a huge priority, and then he reached a point where it would be more awkward to live without them than with them, and he eventually dropped the idea altogether. And i think sometimes, they function almost like a scar, to him-- a reminder of what he went through, yes, but a reminder that he did manage to escape. And, ofc, he also just really, really likes flying skdjskdjdj

So yeah, loads of complicated feelings there about his wings, and its stuff i do plan on exploring later in the fic!!! This got a little rambly, but i hope this makes sense and answers your questions!!!! :D its a fun little complicated knot that im glad someone has gotten curious enough to ask about!!!!

[teh-nos]

I watched Avengers: Age of Ultron (apart from I skipped some overly long action sequences) and I am not sure so can someone tell me whether or not Tony Stark was the baddy in that film? Because about halfway through I was sure he was but then it was maybe just an evil robot after all and I am confused because either this film was surprisingly subversive or it was about robots hitting each other.

[bread-that-draws]

SURPRISE!!!