#you can rip this hc out of my cold dead hands

[jaratedeguadalupe]

Sleepxiety to me is just remy and virgil on a motorcycle riding in to the sunset 

[raemeh]

TAYLOR HAS ANHIDROSIS

HE DOESN’T GET STINKY BECAUSE THERE’S NO SWEAT TO GET STINKY

[thousandcorals]

If Peter Parker changed his last name to Jones after marrying Michelle, his full name would Peter Benjamin Jones

PBJ

Peanut Butter Jelly

He’d love the nickname

[suckdickforcoin]

[neonn-lemon]

Twitter was drawing the turtles with their own clothes, and I couldn't resist. The others are sketched out already so yeah.

(also, I tried traditional art recently. And decided to do ANOTHER short comic but like- the lineart is taking me so long wtf? Confusion)

[minic0n]

"I'm baby," She says, knowing full well he's the oldest in the Bee Team.

[humanharvest]

sticking my neck out for this one but 🙏 but my tman kuai liang hc you can rip from my cold dead hands

[zomzomwritingwhileeating]

THERE IS NOT ENOUGH MITSURI HEAD CANONS AND I FEEL THAT IS AN ABSOLUTE CRIME. A SHAME.

⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚Mitsuri Kanroji Body Head Canons+Random HC's˚୨୧⋆｡˚ ⋆

HOOOO BOY

So for starters, my girl is chubby. Not pudgy, no, no, no. Chubby.

You're telling me that this woman can pack down plates on plates of food and not gain anything? Anything at all???

Idc about her metabolism, that woman is chubby and you can pry that out of my cold, dead hands.

She is so soft, like pillow.

Mitsuri screams the type of girl who pouts about her thighs in thigh highs (the little muffin tops <3)

Screaming.

She absolutely had issues with her weight in the past, insecure about her stretch marks and the moles on her body because it was "imperfect".

It took a lot to love the body she has, she still probably struggles with it but is definitely better

Also she's absolutely pink-toned. Like fleshy pink tones.

OH SHE ABSOLUTELY HAS MORE MOLES ALL AROUND HER BODY

I like to think she has one on her thigh, one on her shoulder and hand and a few scattered around like star dust

She would paint her nails, not any bright colors but a subtle clear gloss

And makeup. Screams the type to just do natural make-up.

She loves it when you hold her from behind, or you let her lift you up.

Girly is strong under that chub.

Like Kyojuro, she's an absolute heater in the winter. Like furnace/fireplace warm.

Her entire face gets warm when she blushes.

I feel like Mitsuri would overheat in the summer, like heat wave bad, often needing to cool down under some shade or take plenty water brakes.

Naturally long eyelashes. I do not make the rules.

I feel like she's pretty pale, like not paper white but an off white.

Bruises easily, not as much as Shinobu but she's definitely covered in em.

ALSO SCARS

She would be so insecure of them at first, but would eventually grow to like them with a little help from her comrades.

She loves being taller than her lover, no clue why but it makes her so happy.

Also, gives tiddy hugs, bear hugs and is just a nice hugger.

She wants the person she's hugging to feel safe in her arms, so she sometimes squeezes too tight (rip to your back...)

Back to the boobs

Sometimes she doesn't even realise it, and she gets so embarrassed when she does!

(Subconsciously learned it from Kyojuro. It's comforting)

Thick hair, like yes we see how it is braided but it's so thick that it takes forever to wash and longer to dry.

Naturally a little curly. I don't make the rules.

Oh and she's got a chubby face, like round/circle shaped.

And plump lips (pls bbg just lemme kiss u </3)

[angelmarie]

Do you have any headcanons for Shingou/Gregfred? (I recently got into this ship and there is not nearly enough content of them sadly)

Ooooo shingou, lemme see. Shingou can go in two ways- enemies to lovers that becomes a genuine relationship, or just the most toxic thing you’ve ever seen lmao. I’ll do soft shingou hcs since that’s what I like the best. This of course would be a no dl-6 au

-How it started-

since it starts as an enemies to lovers scenario, initially things are rocky. Their frustration and confused attraction to one another eventually came to a point one day when Gregory confronted him in Manfred’s office…which lead to sudden ✨hate sex✨

this trend continued to happen until Gregory eventually beat Manfred in court. Needless to say this left Manfred distraught, leading him to take his first vacation ever (as opposed to taking a vacation bc of the bullet in his shoulder lol)

the only person who cared about Manfred’s disappearance was Gregory. He would relentlessly try to contact Manfred, going to his house and asking Manfred to let him in. Manfred would never answer….which lead to Gregory breaking into his house…which did not end well.

regardless, Gregory was able to finally talk to Manfred in an attempt to understand what the hell was wrong. And Manfred (being a dumbass) literally can not comprehend why Gregory even cares. He was able to defeat the god of prosecutors, why would he even care Manfred’s well being? Bc he likes you dummy. That’s why.

Gregory continued to visit Manfred after this, and Manfred started letting him in- mostly to prevent Gregory from breaking in again. Their relationship slowly became more stable from there.

Gregory was the first to state his affections. Manfred obviously felt the same way but you couldn’t torture that information out of him.

If Manfred would eventually return to court, it would be to Gregory’s dismay. Greg being the rational one in the relationship understands that Manfred continuing to be a prosecutor isn’t healthy, both bc of the expectations he puts on himself and the expectations that the entire Los Angeles court district puts on him. But at the end of the day, he can’t force Manfred to quit, so it would have to be an on going in-work-progress to change Manfred’s perspective. Gregory would be making him take his normal pills that’s for damn sure.

Buuuuut if I’m going to be self-indulgent here, Manfred would retire. I know it’s unrealistic since this man is married to court and you could not rip court from his cold dead hands. But still, I absolutely love the idea of Manfred realizing just how fucking tired he is once he’s with Gregory, and how pointless it was to be so consumed with hating Gregory for years. And who better to settle down with than the man strong enough to best him in court. It would take some time to get used to since he hasn’t stopped working the past 40 years of his life, but eventually he’d learn to put his trust into Gregory. Greg is more than happy to do all the work so that manfred can finally relax.

Like I said I know it’s unrealistic, I’m just such a sucker for the idea of male-wife manfred, but no one has ever thought of making content for it and I’m the only one who wants it, so I’m just suffering alone with it in my head 😔

That’s basically the gist of it! I have other small unrelated miscellaneous hcs but I don’t want to make this too long and I’m running out of energy juice. I hope this was ok ;-; I love shingou but gantfred is definitely more my forte, so I can’t help but feel a little self-conscious whenever I throw out ideas for other ships.

This was fun though! Maybe I should do some ship ask memes in the future. Probably not a good time for me to do rn tho bc I’ll procrastinate on writing my current fic I’m writing if I do lol.

Have a great rest of your day! 💐

[sappy-detective]

pregame miu was a gyaru and you can rip that HC out of my cold dead hands

[skullsnbruises]

I was going to ask my followers if I should post non gt/vore art as well but actually this is my blog so i can do what I want smile<3

They are DID systems sharing a dorm together in college and you can’t even rip that hc out of my cold dead hands

Video I’m talking about [the others have their perspectives as well tho]

Taglisttt @poprockpanda @brick-a-doodle-do @local-squishmallow @dingbatnix

[autisticempathydaemon]

5 + 1 Headcanons~!

Hehehehehe I was hoping and praying that someone would be foolish enough to tag me in this, and @zozo-01 and @ejunkiet activated my trap card lol thank you my darlings~

1. Alexis (and the Solaire Clan)

For some reason, I have had lots of thoughts about what kind of pets the Solaires like. Will is obviously a cat dude; we all love Bob Ross the cat. Sam is a dog kind of guy, because that makes it super funny he's dating a werewolf. Vincent seems like he'd like small, cuddly, fluffy animals like rabbits or hamsters to match his playful energy. In the isolated house Will gave her, on the edge of Solaire property, Alexis has a rescued parrot, because she can sympathize with a songbird that's been isolated from the rest of its flock. This is influenced by the my hc Alexis used to be a sonal energetic, wild parrots do actually fly about certain parts of Southern California, and Alexis would choose a pet with a long life span.

2. Love

My Love's name is Ariel! My thought process was that ETS, knowing that they wanted Love to go into the Meridian and that the only creatures who can directly interact with it are d(a)emons, would follow along with the d(a)emon naming convention. So Ariel is named after a star, albeit the artificial kind- an actual, British-American satellite that was launched in 1962.

3. Christian

Each and every one of you will have to drag surfer boy Christian out of my cold dead hands okay this is, like, one of the tenets of my heart Erik hasn't ripped out while it still beats From what I understand, both California and Australia are big on surfing, and I think the opportunity to make him an attractive, douchey, thinks-he's-hot-shit surfer dude was too good to pass up.

4. Cutie

Cutie is autistic and comes from a long family line of Telepaths. Cutie's relationship with telepathy, the way they use it, and their difficulty with not doing so reminds me a lot of my own struggle with autism and dating someone from a different cultural background than me. It's obvious their disregard for boundaries stems not from maliciousness or neglect but, I think, from a lifetime of communication issues that they've never needed to learn how to cope with properly.

5. Ollie

I've claimed Ollie for the asexuals, and anyone that tells me otherwise will be lovingly but harshly bitten (obviously /j)

+1. Enneagrams

This will probably be expanded into a full post sometime in the future (blame @romirola for enabling me), but I'll put down some of the tentative Types I've got down for the boys. Damien: thought we was a Type Six, I'm actually more convinced he's a One now. Sam: oh, the dictionary definition of a Type Eight. Geordi: Type Two but a healthy, developed Two. The work has been put in there. Lasko: Type Nine, specifically 9w1. Is that also my type? Who the fuck wants to know? /lh David: I thought, no brainer, that'd he'd be a Six but Type Three is very compelling. Asher: I'm not sure, but Asher is giving me 9w8 vibes which surprises me; I never thought I'd put him and Lasko so close on the circle, but it eats at me all the same.

Tagging: @dominimoonbeam @bratty-telepath @k9rage @horrorscoupes @angelnoodlesoup @gingerbreadmonsters @bicyclepainting @just-call-me-angel and you! If you want!

[asmo-cosmetics]

Mammon/Leviathan

They're both subs, so they pass the ball on who has to dom based on how aroused and/or frustrated they are. Levi is the one Mammon goes to when he's feeling upset, either plowing his ass, or getting bossed around as he rides Levi. And similarly, Leviathan trusts Mammon, and loves getting bossed himself as he's made to bend over the nearest surface or getting the leash on his beloved older brother and making him dance to his every whim for the day. They either get up and leave/go on to do something else like video games or billiard, or lay back cuddling for at least half an hour

well, duh / i can see it / IDK honestly / haha. no / girl WHAT

you sent me this knowing i would agree with it but joke's on you because i. do agree with it BUT i have notes

while you win my heart for saying (read: knowing) they're both subs. hear me out on this one

The Rivalry™

normal rules do not apply here. they're both super confident and toppy suddenly. they should dom & they wanna, because, after all, he's the most pathetic brother. he needs to be reminded of his place.

they have this whole stupid power struggle about it every time they fuck. it's like a courtship dance for idiots. one of them eventually gives in, usually by the other one exploiting a kink

mammon's trump cards for levi: physically overpowering him, especially pinning him down; choking him out; & degradation, obviously, but mammon insults him all the time, so it's in a really specific way: he's all sweet and patient, like he's pacifying an unruly child. age card. "it's alright, baby, your big brother's gonna take care'a ya, now stop fussin'. c'mon, i'll wait. i'll wait 'til ya decide you're gonna be good."

levi's trump cards for mammon: possessive, kind of feral shit like biting or constricting him with his tail; really sexually aggressive dirty talk - they're both shy but mammon is definitely way more reserved about sex imo? - that makes him blush and whine; feminizing him

you can rip my mammon feminization kink hc from my cold dead hands

by the way the thought of them playing billiards together is super cute thank you for that. i think mammon's probably better but levi probably surprises him with how well he understands the geometry of the game from playing pool minigames

(send me obey me boys + d/s headcanons?)

[the-woild-is-y-erster]

Junps from window whats up i need to know your racetrack thoughts

there's so many, anon

ok so first off, my boy. the boy ever. yes yes, I do know the fandom overhypes him, but I adored that scraggly lil adhd sucker way before I got on newsieblr, so those haters can succhiami le noci.

but the he! I've seen so many trans!race hcs and I honestly adore it we need more rep and he's just so ghgaaaaah/pos

he's also simply too silly and. hyper to not be adhd so you will rip that hc out of my cold dead hands

I ADORE sprace, yes, I do know they almost never interact in livesies, but their 92sies dynamic is so so fun and great, all the kudos to max casella and gabriel damon, excellent job, boys. especially since max was like, way older than all the others?? great job man, most fifteen year old twenty three year old I've ever seen

and don't even get me STARTEd on ben cook n tommy bracco. CARA DEI THEYRE SO FUN

the first time I saw livesies and race appeared on the scaffolding, I was like 'oh yeah, this gangly blond twink with the cigar is gonna be my favorite.' and then in Brooklyn's here??? when they all get lit up with the spotlights and spots just fukkin TINY???? LOVE IT

I think I'm also just biased towards race because I too, am a short sassy brunet trans guy, so like. mhm.

[devxoid]

i looked at your art on the aventio chinese dialogue post and i went like "hhhh they drew ratio like a chinese man" im so sorry it just feel like a chinese man to me

please do not apologise this ask made me so happy. ratio is absolutely chinese to me you can rip this hc out of my cold dead hands. im glad it shows in my art bc every time i draw him i am mentally channeling 1000% of my chineseness into him

[garoujo]

thank u for the response emmie! we don’t call them pit trolls, but we have a thing similar! i cant think of how to word it well in english sadly ^^’ but yes i think barou is the kind who if he hits you, it’s a 98% chance you’re going straight to the floor with the wind out of you! he would pull you up of course and that’s a treat on its own but yes big man barou who loves his metal music <3 everyone decides to be nice during the training one day and let him play music and they all are in regret soon after heheh,,, i do have to say if this is the case, you can rip the idea of big, tatted barou out of my dead cold hands

omigosh it’s totally fine don’t worry bout turning it to english !!! that’s so coool u hav something similar tho yay !!! YES ABSOLUTELY .. u can’t run in2 this man + stay standing upright he’s like a mountain ! he’s HUGE ! but i can totallyyyy see this ur hc is absolutely canon i just made it that way ! training 2 metal music is the BEST way 2 train istg !!! he’s doing them all a favour ^_^ big tatted metal head barou ur brain is as huge as his muscles <333