#you kick miette

[olivsie]

Hey guys, I just found out it's been five years since the miette post

Happy fifth Year of jail for mother. 995 more to go.

[mere-vanilla]

You BOOP Miette? You boop Miette like an April Fool? Oh! Oh! Boops for tumblr users! Boops for tumblr users for a thousand years!

[bunn-iiii]

I fucking love miette all my friends love miette

[gynoidgearhead]

"you throw BLÅHAJ? you throw BLÅHAJ like the american football? oh… ohh… rest here for blåhaj… rest here for blåhaj for until the next time you interact with blåhaj…"

[bearofohu]

camilla: corrin come here baby so big sis can help you get your shoes on

corrin, their eyes enormous: you put SHOES on corrin? you place restraints on their feets like the horse?? oh! oh!!! jail for big sister! jail for big sister for One Thousand Years!

[furbearingbrick]

You...BLOCK Addison? You BLOCK Addison like the GOALIE?! Oh! jail for Lightner! Jail For Lightner for One Thousand Years!

[crossroadofinterests]

This is just how Legion Mate went from the Seed's perspective 🤣🤣

[the-little-fox-in-the-box]

You.. mock Nero? You make fun of his poetry?! Oh ! Oooh! Exile! Exile for Lucan! Exile for One Thousand Years!

[ri-afan]

Me, leaving the party drunk, hugs the host with a beer in my hand (solo cup): 🧡💜

Host smacks elbow on it and it crashes to the ground spectacularly: ————

Me: you smack miette?

[royalarchivist]

Etoiles:

Etoiles: [Less than 30 seconds later]

[look-at-that-right-there]

When I first came across the Miette post on my dash I imagined some kind of petite and fluffy french kitten, grey or cream colored probably.

Imagine my delight when I first saw her and she looked like a scrunkled up harlequin getting her mugshot taken.

[mere-vanilla]

Finished 3001: The Final Odyssey.

Only one single spoiler-laden thought:

"You infect Monolith?! You infect Monolith with viruses??! Oh! Oh! Cartridge nap for Halman! Cartridge nap for Halman for a thousand years!"

[z0mbi-dog]

data collection 2: electric boogaloo

[dimitrscu]

she did not appreciate me flutin'

[raelly-writing]

Cruel FFXIV team, only offering us a tantalizing sip after such a long drought ;w;

[megamindsupremacy]

Alternate ending to Under the Red Hood where Bruce fucks up the ultimatum scene by virtue of the fact that he has never used a gun before. I can't decide if it's funnier if he decides to kill the Joker and shoots Jason in the arm instead or if he accidentally shoots the Joker and is just like. Better commit to the bit.

Scenario 1:

Bruce, literally refuses to touch a gun, suddenly holding a gun: oh no. I have to choose between my son and the joker, I cannot let Jason die again. I have to do it

*Shoots Jason*

Jason: WHAT THE FUCK OW-

Bruce: I DIDN'T MEAN TO-

Jason: I KNEW YOU HATED ME BUT DID YOU HAVE TO SHOOT ME ABOUT IT?

Bruce: I DIDN'T MEAN TO IT WAS AN ACCIDENT

Jason: ARE YOU KIDDING ME-

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Scenario 2

Bruce, accidentally killing the Joker because he, on purpose, never learned how to handle a gun: oh shit-

Jason, eyes wide: you actually killed the joker for me? 🥹

Bruce:

Bruce, dying inside: y-yes. i killed someone with Gun. on purpose. yeah...