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doingitbrokenhearted · 2 months
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everyone was screaming about an engagement during paper rings and then she dropped the "im pretty sure we almost broke up last night" 💀💀💀
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m4ndysk4nkovich · 7 months
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when you’re reading a fic that says debbie has a boyfriend and you have to check the date to see if it’s just pre-s9 or homophobia
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auroramoon-draws16 · 1 year
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You ready for another Assassin’s Creed crossover idea? No? Too bad!
Adding on to a previous idea of Desmond owning an afterlife bar, what if it was more than that?
Introducing: the Crossover Bar!
Due to the Grey’s weird nature, more and more fandoms with their weird properties and characters leak on through to the anomaly of Desmond’s weird bar! Smash Bros level of crossover my dude
Imagine, your favorite characters and interdimensional fellas coming across this homey bar in the middle of a grey void or tucked away in an unexpected corner.
All of them. Just stepping in, going “what the fuck?” And Desmond waving them over with a devil may care attitude, “might as well happen” type deal, and just serving them a drink and ear to listen to their troubles.
Maybe have the Old Assassins be chilling there too! Lets have some fun with this! Let the chaos begin!
Am I doing this as an excuse to have unlikely crossovers have some semblance of a narrative? Maybe a little.
Am I doing this so Desmond can finally retire with his own bar? Absolutely.
I love my boi
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maddy-ferguson · 1 year
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why am i seeing people denying the fact that max thought shirtless steve was hot now
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scrambledslut · 2 years
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HUH?!😶🧍
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hella1975 · 1 year
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Mother
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piduai · 2 years
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he's a cannibal he's a war criminal he's a master manipulator he's a girlboss he's a backstabber he's a traitor he's a liar he's a loner he's a hypocrite he's the most special princess in the universe and he will never die
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fearsomeandwretched · 2 years
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The millennials who keep insisting they don't understand what's wrong with the "cat eye" lyric in vigilante shit are cringier than the lyric
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yuyu-bubu · 2 years
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omg guys i have nooo idea who to draw for today's prompt </3
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brainrotcharacters · 1 month
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the easy grip on the knife. the leg over the seat. the hand over the other seat. the sassy "come get it" move. you know the bitch is smiling behind that mask even as he said the line.
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http-wolfstar · 22 days
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Moony got a widdle flustered
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puppyeared · 2 months
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horrible truth bomb dropped on my head 20 min ago
#I DIDNT KNOW I DIDNT KNOWWWWW#when i say damn thats crazy its bc i DO think its crazy i think a lot of things are crazy. like how birds have cloacas#or the way ppl draw a five pointed star in different ways and everyone assumes their way of doing it is how everyone does it#my brother is not letting me live this down btw he literally shouted at me like HOW DID YOU LIVE THIS LONG AND NOT PICK UP ON THAT#IDK!!! IDK I THOUGHT SOMETIMES IT COULD BE USED TO EXPRESS GENUINE SHOCK??????#he says its my delivery that makes it sound insincere bc i say it in a monotonous voice which when i think abt it YEAH....#THAT DOES MAKE IT LOOK KINDA BAD IN HINDSIGHT.....#and then i told him i keep a list of phrases that tickle my brain so i can remember to use them in conversation and apparently#most ppl dont do that bc he was like ???? stop doing that??? just let the conversation flow naturally it sounds fake>????#idk man i feel like if i did that and blurted out 'i forgot people find stuff like underwear arousing for some reason' instead of#smth like 'i wonder what kind of ppl find this kind of stuff the bees knees' like i normally do. it would. not go so well.#ALSO THE FLOW CHARTS ARENT NORMAL? i make flow charts before i call the bank or smth so i know what to say#its not just to blend in its also so i dont waste ppls time going uhhhhh as i think of how i put smth into words#its called stalling for time and i dont care if i have to say smth like thats just how the cookie crumbles if it gives me#5 more seconds to process whatever the fuck someone said without letting them think im not paying attention#doodles#diary#sona#puppysona#comics
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marci11e · 8 months
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the tortured poets department
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obsesssedblerd · 28 days
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thinking about toji softly smiling down at you and asking, "you still mad at me, baby?" while fucking you in a mating press and chuckling when you don't answer because it feels too good and you can't even form thoughts, let alone words.
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maddy-ferguson · 2 years
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i find it very funny when people are like "it's crazy that bylers and mlvns hate each other because people who ship lumax and people who ship elmax are really nice to each other! i wonder why that is" because you don't. you know why
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spectrecowboy · 11 days
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professional yapper (affectionate)
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