you either get it or you don’t, I’m sorry I don’t make the rules… and no I’m not going to explain it to you
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Can't stop thinking about the fact that of all people they chose Riddle and Sebek for the Equestrian Club.
Riddle and Sebek. Of all people.
Using riding crops on a regular basis.
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Where are the fics. Where are the fics, I'm asking you
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@nobodygetsza I'm slowly returning! 🖊
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very sudden debilitating urge to be a woman. be a woman. be a woman
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Hey. Hey you guys know IBM right? The big old tech company right? Listen, here's an extract of information from one of their many top of the line products, particularly regarding security. Qradar is their multimillion USD product that they sell to governments and corporations to gather possible security breaches for us mere malware analysts to look into. I give you the quintessential Qradar™️ experience:
"Payload Information: Malware" (thanks for narrowing it down for me)
"action=Detect" (you sure did buddy)
"Source Asset Name: N/A" (you... You can't even tell me which machine this is about?)
"precise_error=unknown error" (thank.)
In conclusion: you haven't configured your tumblr app to view this information
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@slaaanesh this is our mans
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There's like a specific genre of 90s/00s music specifically created for your sketchy older cousin who went to jail for punching a cop
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just watched Absolutely Anything for the first time because simon pegg and oh my god it was so shit and oh my god I loved it so much. it’s the kind of movie that students will watch while eating cereal and getting high at 3 am and honestly I respect that
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I am stressed and sleep-deprived and very upset but I am also incredibly thankful for anyone who immediately understands me when I say that the Jackass lads and Depeche Mode are the two polar ends on the spectrum of 'so gay that it's somehow straight'.
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