#you little bitch

[horseimmorality]

[thingsthatcometomymindwheniwrite]

chasing that character that never follows the outline and ends up doing random shit that adds nothing to the plot for 5 extra chapters you hadn’t even planned

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Sonic the Hedgehog left me to die in a Saw trap constructed by a mysterious elder god after I helped him escape.

[socialjusticeinamerica]

The RepubliKKKan clown show continues.

[6flyingosprey6]

landduo and leo bonding which would be incredible if it wasn't for the fact that ONLY ONE OF THEM IS STREAMING

[shadow13dickpistons]

"Amuro, you need to follow orders in combat situations."

"To prove to you that you're wrong and I'm SUPER MATURE, I'm going to RUN AWAY."

Amuro. Bro. You kinda suck.

[themostfangtastic]

we love a girl who loves sparkles (talking about a guitar)

[coelakanths]

Oh my friend, do you see the futility knocking? Look at the poll. Our doom was spelled out in the stars from the beginning. I didn't even need to tip the scale. Do you see how pointless your struggle is yet? Can you feel your end drawing near?

wherever i go. whatever happens. you’re coming with me.

[msaprildaniels]

A user named @lg-eek replied to a post of mine to tell me that the Jewish friends of mine who have called JKR's goblins antisemitic are wrong, wrong, wrong, and then this loser blocked me because I wouldn't agree with their revisionist water-carrying.

It's true: antisemites and transphobes go hand in hand.

[vympr]

NO....HE MADE MARIE A VAMPIRE???????? LESTAT IS SUCH A DIRTY FUCKIN CHEATER

[vixlenxe]

flOATS AT WITH ILL INTENT FLOATS AT WITH ILL INTENT FLOATS AT WITH ILL INTENT FLOATS AT-

[brightside-brigade]

more moodboards these are for my coworkers >w<

🦋❄🦌

[nationalharryleague]

Big fuck you to my uterus on keeping me home from pride

[achromic-red-dreams-doze-angrily]

"a generating facility is considered to be dispatchable if the facility's output can be controlled primarily by forces under human control" how about I dispatch force to your FACE

[themisthemenace]

The fact that I literally sat on a guy's lap one time and he didn't piece together that I liked him is so bizarre to me. Like sir I am literally flirting with you, my arm is around your neck and I am making casual conversation with you while making eye contact with you. I LIKE YOU AND YET YOU COMPLAIN ABOUT HOW NOBODY LIKES YOU???? BITCH? ARE MEN BLIND?????

And then I think more about how I flirted with Boyfriend G. Like I was resting my head on top of yours purposely pressing my tits onto the back of your head so that you hopefully catch a hint. I would pat your hair down when it stuck up from you passing out on the bus with a damp palm while blushing pink. I would spend more time sitting on the desk behind your computer watching and helping you do your assignments than I would spend at my own seat because I knew you were struggling a little. I would randomly take a .5 of you when you least expected it. I would put yarn in your hoodie and crochet while standing or trailing behind you. I started eating lunch with you and your friends even though I was only friendly with two of them and I have hella social anxiety. I integrated my friend group into yours. I tried to make plans with you without trying to be obvious. I dressed like a WHORE SO YOU WOULD HOPEFULLY FIND ME CUTE IN THE SMART BIMBO CUNT WAY!

AND THE ENTIRE TIME YOU LIKED ME BACK AND WAS SCARED TO ASK ME OUT BECAUSE I DID VOLLEYBALL AT THE START OF THE YEAR AND HUNG OUT WITH THE POPULAR BITCHY GIRLS CAUSE THEY WERE IN MY TEAM AND WENT TO MY OLD SCHOOL?

THE ENTIRE TIME YOU LIKED ME BUT INSTEAD YOU LET YOURSELF BE PEER PRESSURED INTO ASKING YOUR GIRL BEST FRIEND OUT INSTEAD???

WE BECAME FRIENDS AND YOU REALIZED I WASN'T LIKE THOSE BITCHY POPULAR GIRLS AND SHARED SOME OF THE SAME INTERESTS AS YOU AND YOU STILL DIDN'T ASK ME OUT?

HUH? ARE YOU STUPID OR JUST INSECURE? (it turned out to be both)

BITCH MEN ARE FUCKING STUPID!

ALL THOSE FUCKING SIGNS AND I HAVE TO BE THE ONE TO ASK YOU OUT WITH A FUCKING LOVE LETTER?

AND YOU MADE ME WAIT THE WHOLE FUCKING WEEKEND THINKING I WAS REJECTED INSTEAD OF JUST SENDING ME A SNAP- WHICH I TOOK THE INITIATIVE TO ASK FOR AND EXCHANGE MONTHS IN ADVANCE IN THE HOPE THAT WE WOULD ENTER THE TALKING STAGE, BUT NOOOO YOU'RE SHY ASF -BECAUSE YOU WANTED TO ASK ME OUT IN PERSON LIKE A MAN?

NOT EVEN GIVING ME A HINT THAT I HADN'T RUINED EVERYTHING I HAD SET UP FOR 8 MONTHS????? THAT I WOULDN'T HAVE TO CONVINCE ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS TO STOP BEING AROUND YOU WHEN YOU LITERALLY ARE NEIGHBORS???????

MEN ARE STUPID!!!!!!!! SO FUCKING STUPID!!!!

But we're all good now.

[thewilddoghaunts]

If you're so anti kink why you always licking boots lmaooo