#you’re being to loud!!!

[sophplanetoflove]

“Taylor Swift just makes trashy pop music”

Have you ever considered the fact that I like trashy pop music?

[watchyourbuck]

yes buddie marriage yes buddie endgame but you know which fucking fanon hd I will never move on from? buddie fucking in 2x01 right after their pissing match and being unable to keep their hands off each other bc they want each other so badly and it’s messy and nasty and disgusting and so fast GOD

[biowho]

“I won’t be tagging spoilers for Veilguard because that’s the nature of who I am-”

[valewritessss]

You know what I find so funny? That I’ve come across a lot of people on TikTok that have something against this one account that posts pjo content. I do too, I mean I got into an argument with them because they kept saying percabeth is strained because annabeth made Percy feel suicidal. And I ended up blocking them because they made a story saying that percabeth shippers need to calm down in their comment section because we’re crazy or something like that. And I just wanted to scream like this isn’t because you don’t ship percabeth, it’s because you constantly bash annabeth, unintentionally but prominently make Percy this stupid victim that can’t feel for himself, and think pereyna and Perachel had better development (not to bash pereyna or Perachel shippers, but in canon, this is just obviously not true). And I thought I was the only one who had something against this person but now people are speaking up about it I guess and I think it’s so funny because I’ve BEEN having problems with them.

[zeb-z]

Cellbit comparing himself to Frodo from LOTR for like ten minutes in a desperate analogy to let Bad know he’s being blackmailed by the federation, then at the end of it all going “yknow, Frodo is gay. Like really gay. Absolutely gay” he’s so real for that

[official-lucifers-child]

there are kids doing drinking games on the train, CHANTING for each other as they chug seltzers and shit, and i’m just soooo embarrassed for them? like i hate being embarrassed especially for other people, but seriously? drinking games ON THE TRAIN?? at 1 pm??

[littleplantfreak]

mari...sniffles

The fabric of his tie is wrapped tightly around your wrists as you wiggle them. Your open blouse tickles your skin whenever you move. Umemiya has a hand pinning both your arms over your head, digging them into the mattress. His fat cock hits your sweet spot with every thrust, his pelvis slaps against your swollen clit, and your juices cover his length, dripping down to his balls. It’s loud, wet, and hot. His face scrunches up when you tighten around him– white hair falling into his face. If you pay attention close enough, you can hear the rhythmic ticking of his watch, but all you can hear is the sloppy sounds of Umemiya fucking you. 

“You’re gonna take it right, sweetheart?” He snaps his hips, making you jolt. “Gonna look so pretty, so pretty with my baby– our baby.” 

You let out a sound that borders a sob of pain and pleasure. “Yes, yes– ngh– yes!” Because you want it badly– so badly. You want him to fill you up with his hot cum, and have his sperm coat your insides. Your vision is hazy, but you can make out that he’s smiling.

“Yeah, that’s right. You’re gonna take it– all of it.” 

Umemiya shifts more of his weight onto you– driving the fat head of his cock further in. Your jaw slacks open as he bends you in two. Tears well up in your eyes as he pushes you towards another orgasm. 

“You’ve been raising your hips for a while now– you want it that badly?” He isn’t mocking you though, rather he sounds proud. 

Screwing your eyes shut, tears roll down your cheeks as you nod– once, twice, thrice. It doesn’t take long for you to squirt all over him again, it hits his abdomen and drips onto the sheets, soaking everything. Umemiya groans– moans, when he cums, spilling himself into your womb. He lays his entire body on top of yours, shoving it further in, plugging you up. 

Umemiya pushes your sweaty hair out of your face, “You did so well, so good for me.” He pants trying to catch his breath. “I love you– you know that right?” He kisses your cheek, “They’re going to be lovely, just like you.” 

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO ACT NORMAL IN PUBLIC NOW THAT IVE READ THIS

[fiveredlights]

anybody got some super fluffy happy maxiel fic recs?

i’ve had a Very Bad Day and my brain won’t turn off and let me sleep this nightmare of a day off so might as well fill it with maxiel fics!

[incorrectsibunaquotes]

tumblr glitched and spared you all the most heated rant of my entire hoa fandom tenure

[sco07ut]

furry au thomas thorne accidentally shoots a human out of the sky in his duel pass it on

[imgoingtocrash]

the corporate drone that has to manage the mostly defunct veronica mars account trying to post a “happy 20 years :) what’s your fav moment? :)” post and getting 200+ replies that say some version of “pretending the revival finale didn’t happen”

[kelvintimeline]

even the best of fic can be ruined by the miscommunication trope going just a lil bit too far and it just becomes annoying

and i say this as a connoisseur of miscommunication and unnecessary angst

[quietwingsinthesky]

if you watched s4e14 sex and violence and heard the words come out of the siren’s mouth “I gave him what he needed. And it wasn't some bitch in a G-string. It was you. A little brother that looked up to him, that he could trust.” and you choose to Not engage with the literal text of the episode being about sam and dean’s emotional incest purely because you would rather joke about how dean’s gay because his siren was a man, you are a COWARD 🥰 🥰 🥰

[jackklinemybeloved]

ame worlds beyond number is soooo non-binary coded To Me.

[aroace-poly-show]

Oh wait, before I forget: you have dogs, don't you? Do you have any advice on dealing with dogs? My family is going to get one soon and I have. Akito-typical cynophobia (maybe even worse) and I'm going to be in charge of training it for a while. My situation is very dire /silly please help

i do have dogs but i unfortunately have like. no advice i’m so sorry

[lesbiansanemi]

I hate when I’ll be complaining about some stupid bullshit a coworker does to other coworkers and half the time their response is to lower their voice and go “well…. You know…. I’m pretty sure they’re… on the spectrum, you know?” And every time I have a split second when I have to consider saying “you know I’m autistic, right?” just to make them vaguely uncomfortable for a few minutes and actually think about what they’re implying but of course I do not do that because the gratification is not worth a large sect of shitty coworkers knowing that about me and then talking about me like that every time I do something vaguely annoying or dumb but man…. It does get tempting sometimes