Howl's moving Castle but it's Lee's moving Castle
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Okay so this is a Lee X Human!Iorek au in which Iorek's life is kind of boring and grey: he's used to not liking himself and has somehow made his peace with it.
But one day, right after a fly in the sky with a mysterious travelling wizard, the young man gets cursed, and the only way to break such curse is to find Lee Scoresby, the only wizard in all of the lands to break the curse he's under.
AND RN I'M JUST IMAGINING LEE CARESSING HIS HAIR AND GOING "IOREK! YOUR HAIR LOOKS JUST LIKE STARLIGHT, IT'S BEAUTIFUL!"
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The world exists in such a baffling state of simultaneous sex-aversion and sex-hegemony. Every social platform on the internet is trying to banish sex workers to the shadow realm but I can't post a tweet without at least two bots replying P U S S Y I N B I O. People are self-censoring sex to seggs and $3× but every other ad you see is still filled with half-naked women. Rightwingers want queer people arrested for so much as existing in the same postal code as a child and are also drumming up a moral panic about how teenage boys aren't getting laid enough. I feel like I'm losing my mind.
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Male Gaze: Female Gaze:
And we all agree on that right?
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armand walking in serving cunt with the bitchy blade runner sunglases on and a little smirk like "hehe, haha, huhu even" without knowing his (ex??) boyfriends traumabonded and unionized in the single hour it took him to hunt a crypto bro for sport is the funiest scene in iwtv so far
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hey idk which anxious pre-t babe needs to hear this but i didn't get to when i was younger so. testosterone will not make you ugly. it won't make you a horrible person. it won't 'mutilate' or ruin your body. if you want to go on testosterone then literally all that happens is it makes you really fucking hot and REALLY fucking happy.
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