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Two roads diverged by vqt, Chapter 5

“What is your relationship with Captain Han Wenqing?”

“He’s my consort,” [Ye Xiu] said dryly. “We’re going to have victory sex after this press conference.”

Everyone present, including those who remained from Tyranny, stood in shocked silence.

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Loved this scene from chapter 5. Everyone’s shock, HWQ’s rage! (and how later CG is like ‘omg they totally ARE a Thing, how else could that rookie get away with it!’) Tyranny’s management/PR team must be having kittens over it!

😱😏😡😶

Drawn April 14, 2023 | Posted April 16, 2023

[aratribow]

Cyan (yes m great at naming)

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

End of Empathy (time for violence)

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[lorelune]

LORE I must know your rock paper scissors dynamic with jingrenheng..... or actually what's their ship name when they're in hcq? with danfeng and yingxing??

anyway I need to know what your thoughts are about who doms who in this trio..... 👁️👄👁️🎤

hello bitti <33 YOU'RE ASKING THE BIG QUESTIONS... i have read so. So much jingrenheng fic (and jingxingfeng (unsure if that's the official ship name but backs haven blown out both pre and post hcq) ) and the conclusion i come to is that they are all in fact switches. with the following distinct temperaments:

yingxing:

prefers topping, dom leaning

masochistic streak that dan feng entertains

dan feng

switchy

has a dommy mommy tendencies

BUT more often than not ends up bottoming and subbing

mainly for yx. they have that whole vibe u know

jing yuan (specifically hcq era)

switchy. true switch at his core

indulges df's mommy dommy tendencies which often times involves jy being fucked by yx in any number of ways.

atp prefers topping, but enjoys bottoming almost as much.

gets in hard-headed standoffs with yx about who is topping and domming (when df is really making those calls :3c)

(tbh i'm such a huge bleeding heart fan of jy/yx/df that i have like... ten different formulas of dynamics for these three. true jingrenheng is harder bc it is just more SAD)

...

dan heng

service top or pillow princess. no in between.

will fight it out with blade for dominance (literally)

cries whenever he tops and/or doms. dont ask him about he gets SHYYY

blade

dom, top leaning. will bottom but struggles to be fully comfortable.

HUGEEEE masochistic streak that neither dh or jy will indulge unless they are feeling truly self destructive

jing yuan (post-hcq)

prefers bottoming, will top without complaint however

doesn't enjoy subbing. he can understand the allure of subbing, and even wants that emptiness sometimes, but struggles to reach that state and be comfortable within it

small masochistic streak.

he usually lets blade and dh scrap for who is going to dom but has like... an invisible leash on the two of them. he can reign them in sooo easily if he tries but gets off on the fighting and personal attention

[narwhalandchill]

wait how did it take me this long to find out blade has canonically broken xueyis kneecaps what 😭

[umeminyan]

happy friday kai~ do you have any weekend plans? both irl and with your f/os! ( ͡° ͜/// ͡°)

bitti !! :D i actually just got back from a bakery !!! their breads are pretty cheap and tasty !! as for the rest of today ... i think i will dip my toes into kaiju no 8's manga ꒰⑅´ ˘ `⑅꒱ ( is staring with heart - shaped pupils at vice captain hoshina .. ૮ ⸝⸝≖⃙⃚᷅ ≖⃙⃚᷄⸝⸝ ྀིྀིა ) and head off to a cafe with my friends :>

+ for tomorrow, i plan to take a walk to the mall :3 i want to take a look at the bookstore and ( hopefully ) won't impulsively buy blind boxes again .....

with bladie, there was never a plan lolol since it could b interrupted anytime by sudden missions — but most of the times, we simply lounge around the room and nap together under the sun ( like cats :3 )

[12chumtoadsinatrenchcoat]

i am excited but i also fear for my life

[borealiszero]

Can someone. Explain to me. What's going on with high cloud quintet lore??? People said there's retcon?? Im confusion??

[baeshijima]

spoilers utc

SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP

[invidiatechdemo]

[lightning-etc-lord]

"does it work well? I've been trying to balance the weight with different materials, but alas it might be heavier than the last spear I've made for you?" it wasn't just concern that spoke out of yingxing, it was his own dedication to mastering the art, to create something everlasting and great. something these people here would use for centuries? centuries he wouldn't see anymore, but they accepted him into their rows and he was grateful. he, too, wanted to get rid of those borisins for good.

"different from jingliu, I know you can pack quite a bit more but if you have to sacrifice your speed... then that's no good." yingxing approached jingyuan, lightly touching the spear he had been working on for the last month. "I know it's only been like a year since I came here, which is probably like a day to you people, but be honest with me. I don't have the time to tip toe around..."

though he might be, tip toeing around his own feelings but those were of no matter. before they'd blinked five times he might have already left their lives again. he understood their reluctance, short lived species shouldn't mix with those that outlived them not just by a few years. ( fine here u go I'm a brave one ; weltenwxndler )

@weltenwxndler | JingXing.

Although short lived species are different than the Xianzhou natives in terms of lifespan, Jing Yuan has never looked down on Yingxing because of it. Sure, they might have their bickering moments, but never had Jing Yuan used their different lifespans to tease Yingxing. This is both out of respect, and out of fear. That’s because Jing Yuan knows that, in the long run, Yingxing is fated to life a much shorter life than his own. Still, he can enjoy every moment they spend together, and make them even more precious because of it, correct?

“It’s perfect,” he says with a bewitched look, holding the glaive to his chest at first, and then swinging with it. “Oh, Master Yingxing, your talent is incomparable.” Jing Yuan all but fawns over Yingxing, using the opportunity to wrap his arms around the craftsman. He really wants this glaive, yes, but he also wants to get closer to Yingxing. “I’m never parting from this glaive.”

Jing Yuan knows how important it is for Yingxing to be remembered. He makes it a point to tell him that at least his creations will live on forever. Then, a bit bolder, Yuan hides his face on Yingxing’s neck, squeezing the man just a bit stronger. “Thank you, Xing-ge. I mean it. This gift will become my treasure.”

[blushouyo]

ah. boothill and dh are kinda funny as a duo

[kusumasposts]

Enjoy the products deals on halfpe.com

[aratribow]

I wanna know, the kid at the top, I'm assuming, is JingRenHeng's kid

they're cutest omfg???

AAAHHH YES! yueshi! They r specifically a df/yx/jy kid actually :3c

They are the oldest of the bunch and yes they are CERTAINLY the cutest ^3^

They love their siblings equally bailu favouritism is real tho, and the chaos twins are also well loved but ahh they sometimes have too much energy than what yueshi can deal with

[cogentranting]

Ranking Animated Horse Designs Take 3

This time I really am back by popular demand because the other two posts have been getting a steady trickle of notes for over a year now.

(If you're looking for stuff like Disney and Dreamworks there are two other posts. Here we've got mostly random cartoons and also the Pokemon horses)

Starlite (Rainbow Brite) 6/10 Little weird that he seems to be drawn in a style that's like 3x more realistic than any other character in this show but hey sometimes you just ascend to a higher plane of existence. (2014 Reboot Starlite gets a 3/10. I do not trust him.)

Skydancer (Rainbow Brite) 7/10 I bumped Starlite down a point because he wants what Skydancer has. Skydancer doesn't need rainbows to fly. Skydancer has a lightning bolt. Skydancer has the Drama. (The one wiki page said he's a Shire or a Clydesdale and um I don't think so. Maybe a Friesian.)

On-yx (Rainbow Brite) This is a rocket powered balloon animal. 2/10

Sunriser (Rainbow Brite) 5/10 Eh. I like her hair though.

Swift Wind (She-Ra and the Princesses of Power/ She-Ra Princess of Power)

Right (older version) 8/10 I don't understand the wing physics going on here. Also not sure if the horn is part of the mask or just attached to the mask. Diggin the bib though. Also love that he's a ginger.

Left (new version) 4/10 If the older version wasn't there this would score higher because just as a character design I don't think it's bad but if these are supposed to be the same character he seems so cutesy and I do not vibe with it. I don't know either show. So maybe that works. But it feels wrong.

Amalthea (The Last Unicorn) 9/10 They gave the unicorn the split deer hooves, and the lions tail and that is automatic points from me. Bummed they didn't go all out and give us the goat's beard. Rude. Any distance shot, I love. Close-ups of the face creep me out with the giant doll eyes and tiny nose.

(Pokemon and more below)

Honey Pie Pony (Strawberry Shortcake) 8/10 Adorable. Fantastically chunky design. The others from this... show? book? brand? are like 6s or 5s depending. But Honey Pie has the It factor. (The It Factor here apparently being that recurring pattern of only the main character's horse being able to talk?? This is the third. Swift Wind, Starlite and Honey Pie have dark secrets about how they come by this knowledge).

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic "ponies" Just as characters they're cute in a "trying so hard to be cute that they almost miss the mark entirely" way. But this is about how they are as HORSE designs. And these are magical gremlins not horses. 1/10 (WHAT is happening on the far right of this set. I do not approve. Zebra is fine though).

My Little Pony: A New Generation Like if the MLP: FM ponies and the Trolls characters somehow had children. Somehow the main character of Bee Movie was also involved. The one on the left makes TikTok thirst traps. -2/10

My Little Pony Tales 3/10 I can almost tell they're meant to be horses. Plus that one has a tattoo of a comb. So. Full extra point for the comb tattoo.

Bratz Horses I can't tell if there's an official video game or cartoon design for these but in ANY given version I found the conclusion is the same: if you look into the gigantic distended eye you will be put under the horse's curse. 1/10

Boxer (Animal Farm) 4/10 All horses are equal but some are more equal than others, but Boxer is not one of them because his mouth is not okay.

Marvin (Marvin the Tap Dancing Horse) 5/10 I mean. Dude's got spats. Come on.

Ponyta (Pokemon) 3/5 The armpit and middle thigh flames were a choice.

Rapidash (Pokemon) 8/10 Look at his face. The angst. He has seen things.

Mudsdale (Pokemon) 8/10 The classic mohawk, dreadlocks and legwarmers trifecta. Love it. Would love to hug him.

Galarian Ponyta 3/10 It's giving sheep, and it's giving dog. Very little horse.

Galarian Rapidash (Pokemon) 4/10 He's angry because his hair is too long and he can't walk and also he has not eaten enough somebody feed this horse.

Origin Palkia (Pokemon) 6/10 A built-in hoola-hoop AND thigh high Boots?! what fashion.

Keldeo (Pokemon) 1/10 Clown goat.

Spectrier (Pokemon) 10/10 Beautiful goth girl horse floating around like a Victorian ghost who's too modest to show her ankles.

Mudbray (Pokemon) 5/10 He has passed through the depths of existential dread and returned world-weary but unshakeable and with a snazzy bowl cut.

Glastrier (Pokemon)

20/10 ICE HORSE ICE HORSE ICE HORSE. I love him so much. He's punk rock

The Fat Horse (Looney Tunes) 10/10 Queen.

[allyheart707]

April Fools Ask Game

1.⚫️ What's your favorite shade of grey?

2. 🅰️ What's your SECOND favorite letter in the alphabet?

3. 🍞 What's the craziest food you have ever NOT eaten. You had the chance to, but decide, no no that's to much.

4. 🐱 If you could talk to any animal in the world, which would you want to talk to the least?

5. 🍦 If you had to describe yourself as an icecream flavor, what would you be?

6. 🥚 Is an egg a fruit or a vegetable?

7. 🐔 Why IS the chicken crossing the road? Where are its owners?!

8. 🚺 If you could teleport to any bathroom in the world, which would it be? 9. 🌑What do rocks taste like?

10. 🤫 What's the least important secret you know? A secret that probably isn't even really a secret, one that you would be willing to tell anyone if they asked?

11. 💯 If y = 2 and 2x + yx = 44, what is x? (Don't cheat, coward!!)

12. 🤯What secret conspiracy would you like to actually start letting people know?

14. ❓ Where did number question #13 go?!

15. ❗️ Uno Reverse, now I have to ask YOU a question.