#z-dawg

[golden-redd]

Why is Wainfleet the tablet cat? Bc of that scene where he helped Quaritch with the hologram tablet

Quaritch is the one who’s awake bc he was the most active in the movie out of them 3 (I still believe in recom squad supremacy tho ‼️‼️)

Z-Dog is the sleeping cat… I don’t have to explain why

I didn’t know who else to put as the cat that came into the room so Admore is the filler

[nachocheezos21]

made some fake badges for z-257 yippieee

[Wait…what?]

Be revived by Z-257 without the use of ferryman tokens.

[Annoying much?]

Successfully infuriated Z-257-2 until the Ridge.

thanks obby for giving me inspo of what to draw (instead of working on my cv for my position 🤓). z-257 is smth my friends and i came up with for fun, so idk if i’ll be planning on sharing more abt it…depends if they’re chill with me info dumping but idk auauuauau. just think of it as like ,,, meadowlark’s wonderment, yea

[avocado62524]

Portrait of Madame X (but now Himeko Murata)

[ur-online-boyfriend]

Comic I made 2 years ago that unfortunately still rings true to myself today (thankfully, a little bit less through though). I wanted to do a project to try and take a little baby step against these feelings.

i originally made it for webtoons, so the format is less conducive to tumblr.

[beanonthebed]

Stupid Avatar headcanons:

- Tonowari would love pugs! When first introduced to them he was a bit put off with their Earth orgins, weird faces and heavy breathing. Until one day Tonowari and the pug had shared a midnight snack together, thats when he made a new best friend. Now that pug goes with him everywhere; except hunting trips.

- Ronal would be a chihuahua mom! While I don't have a backstory, you know she has like, five, poorly socialized, little bastards around her at all times. The chihuahuas are absolute menaces around the clan; they will go into other people's mauris to make a mess, they mercilessly beg for food from people, only to then snap at them shortly after giving into their demands. The chihuahuas are fully aware of their political immunity and exploit it as much as they can. The only people they like are Ronal, Tsireya, the baby, Kiri, and Norm for some reason, every other living being on Pandora can count their fucking days.

- Colonel Quartich's favorite show would be The Office, he's so Micheal Scott!

- Sargent Wainfleet's recom body comes with tummy issues :( he needs a special diet to accommodate his upset stomach, don't worry he will still eat from the trash.

- Z-Dawg is actually better suited to be second in command than Wainfleet. Due to Quartich's pride, a twinge of sexism, and him feeling intimidated by Z-Dawg's capabilities despite her young age. Quartich promoted the less suitable Wainfleet so he can be regarded as the better Colonel if he dies.

- This headcanon is more of a theory, so sorry if it doesn't fit: Quartich is going to be "fired" from the RDA and will be set loose on Pandora. Now feeling betrayed by everyone, he proceeds to go feral with anger.

[likealayka]

Wtf is this info about cancellation of Richard happening soon?

Are we going to get the same shit 6 years in a row?

Bhràthair.

[contentexplorer]

This is an actual street in my neighborhood! It's nice to know that Krillin is finally getting some public recognition for all his hard work, as an officer and Z-Fighter.

Now if only Satan City could do the same, everything would be perfect. LOL

BEST COP

[truetogaia]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTR3n8JVk/

Here’s some z dog for ya (idk how to do the thing 😭)

OMFG WHAT IS THIS OMOGMOMGOMG THANK YOU FOR BLESSING MY INBOX W THIS JESUS IS THE ROOM HOT ARE YOU HOT IT IS BERY HOT IN HERE SHE IS SO INCREDIBLY MAMI

[suzuki-ecstar]

not a binder fan but damn i can't deny he got that dawg in him

[omegaversereloaded]

If u got a catholic ass family show them this post and say that the woke pope made me his top dawg because there's no gen z rep in the vatican

[pipanddawgs]

PIP: kinda sad how the only person who liked our post is a bot! lolol!

DAWGS: [i dont care]

PIP: whats up ur ass this evening!

Ask box is open!

[ur-online-boyfriend]

i love you eyebags. i love you smile lines. i love you crows feet. i love you discoloured patches of skin. i love you forehead wrinkles. i love you heads with receding hairlines and thinning hair and no hair at all. i love you signs of aging, you are proof that i weathered life.

[coa4]

me at work completely depressed

[agendabymooner]

SOMETHING POSSESSIVE !!! CARLOS S. X FEM!READER (18+)

summary: carlos didn't need any reassurance especially when she wasn't going to be getting away from his grasp sooner or later.

content warning: smut under the cut (minors dni), use of explicit language, toxic-esque relationship, possessive!mean dom!carlos, double penetration + anal play, degrading, oral (m receiving) + face fucking/deep throat, impact play, brief breath play, dacryphilia

note: idk what i wrote dawg I'M SORRY 😭 enjoy xx

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carlos, with all his suave and his talent, was a secured man. 

he knew that. in fact, he couldn’t find himself to care what people may think about his driving skills, or what he’s wearing, let alone his relationship status. 

but there were times when some things were slowly slipping away from his grasp. in those instances, he had to hold on tight and even pull them back where he had them. 

one of those times was during his p1 celebration. carlos turned away for a brief second to exchange pleasantries with the partygoers who approached him, thanking them and telling them to enjoy the party. 

but as soon as he turned back, she was gone. she was leaning over the bar counter as she patiently waited for her drink to be filled up. no— she wasn’t just waiting, she was giggling at whatever the hell lando was telling her. lando wasn’t even that funny, carlos said. 

the more carlos stared, the more his anger grew.

he should be blaming himself for not paying attention to her for a whole month straight, really. the woman asked for his undivided attention even if it’s just for an hour, yet he never gave her that. 

he could be blaming himself right now, with his face drenched in sweat after dancing for too long and his face red in anger and jealousy, but he chose not to head that route.

instead he decided that she should’ve behaved herself even if she had to wait for him.

carlos towered over her, his chiseled body bare and his cock hardened as he looked down at her with a mocking pitiful expression. 

her knees were burning as she knelt down on the carpeted floor of their hotel room, her body practically shaking in anticipation. she had nothing on, her arousal dripping out of her as continued to look up at him with a pleading look. 

yeah, carlos scoffed, as if that’d work this time.

carlos’ face gave her a go ahead— as if she already knew what to do. 

her mouth gaped open and she stuck her tongue out, allowing carlos to push his cock into her mouth. she forced herself to keep her hands on her back, her tongue swirling on the tip of his cock.

her mouth on his length elicited a moan out of carlos, his hands now grabbing her head by the roots. he increased his pace and moved deeper, the tip of his cock now resting at the back of her throat as she felt all of him in her mouth. 

“mi pequeña y buena puta,” my good little whore. carlos muttered quietly, hearing her breathe through her nose despite the tip of it grazing his skin. “ojalá lo supieras mejor.” i wish you knew better.

she couldn’t even utter a word, her words stuck on her throat with his cock shoving them back down. her eyes were watering as she looked up at carlos, who looked down at her once more with a smug expression.

“can’t take it anymore, bonita?” carlos cooed mockingly, making her shake her head while she continued to get her mouth fucked.

carlos pulled her mouth away from his length, making her gasp. he chuckled quietly, “good because i’m gonna make sure you know who you fucking belong to. on the bed.”

in a typical day, she’d be stubborn enough to resist and roll her eyes at him. but she knew exactly what she had done to piss him off like this and she knew better than testing him, and so she obliged and went to the bed on all fours. 

it didn’t take long for carlos to get around and kneel on the mattress, his hand gliding down her soaked cunt as she shivered from his touch. 

“who told you to act like that?” carlos asked her firmly, his voice low and his fingers slowly prodding her cunt.

she didn’t utter a word, instead she bit her lip as she didn’t want to displease him anymore than she did earlier.

he was growing frustrated from her silence. he didn’t have that much patience for her sudden quietness, especially when her behaviour was loud enough to defy and make carlos jealous. 

she let out a loud whimper when he struck a blow to her cunt, her clit sending aroused and pained signals to her brain. 

“who?” carlos still didn’t get any answer. he slapped her cunt continuously, each slap was rougher than the last as she cried out. 

she was unable to let out a word, her brain was getting too fuzzy from each strike and each derogatory word that escaped carlos’ tone. some sinful parts of her wanted to be treated like this after a whole month of not being taken care of by the ferrari driver. that’s why she behaved like she wasn’t his back there.

by the tenth time, he pulled his hand away and watched her cunt throb around nothing. 

“still nothing?” carlos asked despite the fact that he’s not expecting any more answers from her.

she couldn’t even remember hearing him move around as she was already entering her hazy state. she was keeping her composure, yet despite all of those attempts she was driven away by his cock as he entered her fully without a warning. 

she cried out, “fuck!” her knuckles were turning white as she gripped the sheets beneath her. carlos thrusted hard, pounding her like he was stating his frustrations to her.

“you love this don’t you?” carlos growled lowly, his one hand gripping her hips while the other collected her arousal and slid two fingers in her back hole. his cock entered her cunt at the same pace as his two fingers, penetrating her until she couldn’t handle it anymore. 

“did you really think i won’t punish you for behaving like a slut?” carlos asked her, making her shake her head insistently as she cried and sobbed. tears fell down her cheeks as she felt immense pleasure from his continuous fucking. “ah, so you did it because you know i’ll be punishing you?”

“if you wanted some reminder of who owns you then you could have just asked me, bonita,” carlos crooned mockingly, his hand that gripped her hips pulled her up by the throat. he pulled her body closer, her back on his chest while he continued fucking both her holes. 

he squeezed her throat and released the pressure. he muttered in her ear, “what would everybody think if they found out that you like to be treated like a whore when i don’t give you attention, hm?” 

her mouth let out nothing but incoherent words, feeling her walls clenching around him as she whined pitifully. 

“they can see it already, bebe,” he whispered, nipping at her ear as she gasped loudly.

“so fucking tight and good for me,” carlos continued, “whose pussy is this?” 

her mouth gaped open as she tried to utter something. carlos squeezed her throat, restricting her airflow as she cried out, “yours, carlos, fuck! yours!”

“yeah?” carlos whispered heatedly, now increasing his pace as he chased her high and his. “these holes are mine, yes? no one else’s?” 

“yes- hah- fuck, yes ‘m yours,” she babbled, her voice pleading with him as her walls clenched around him.

he let out a loud grunt as his thrusts slowed, his cock still sliding in and out of her hard as both of them reached their high. her walls milked his cock, painting her insides white with his load as her legs trembled and gave up.

she knew that if she simply asked for his attention, he wouldn’t give it— he’d make some promise that he wasn’t going to follow through and he’d forget about it.

perhaps it was a great idea to remind him that some things were meant to slip out of his grasp, and that he should continue holding onto it tightly. otherwise, she wouldn’t be fucked out as she wished to be.

♡ moony’s reminder 🅶 (general): @hiraethrhapsody @avaleineandafryingpan @topguncultleader @enhacolor @roseandtulips @woweewoowa @magnummagnussen @happy-nico @architect-2015

♡   moony’s reminder 🅴 (explicit edition): @glitterf1 @savrose129 @maxillness

[recreationalfanfics]

RoR x Reader Incorrect Quotes but it's Tik Tok Audios:

(Y/n): YOU'RE UGLY WHEN YOU LIE, ZEUS.

Zeus: I'M NOT LYING!

(Y/n): THEN WHY ARE YOU UGLY!?

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(Y/n), trying to convince Brunhilde the best way to defeat the gods: My resolution? Völunder Air strikes. Bomb them. Keep bombing them. Bomb them again-

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Gen Z Trickster Diety! (Y/n), walking in to talk to Loki: Dawg, why didn't you tell me your cousin had all that ass???

Loki: *slowly swallowing the mead he was drinking and looking at you*.....

Gen Z Trickster Diety! (Y/n): No, bro, hear me out-

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Posedion, flirting with human! (Y/n): I think you're, like, the opposite of unattractive. Like, I think you're ugly but REVERSE UGLY, you know what I mean?

(Y/n):....

Poseidon: Like, I think you're like...a 2/10, PLUS 8, uh, divided by 4-

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(Y/n), after Brunhilde asks them to help Buddha with something: Perhaps I can help him in a room in which there are no others?

Everyone nearby: *gasps*

Buddha: 😏

(Y/n): Or you can all watch, I don't give a shit-

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Shiva, if he fought (Y/n): You fight pretty well. You sure you're not just trying to catch my attention?~

(Y/n), who is very gay for the valkyries: Everything I do is for the bitches, I have never done anything for the male gaze.

[tears-of-moonlight]

Can’t get over how the recoms were just tossed aside.

Fucking love Z-dawg tho, I adore her