#zoro and zeff

[swirlymarimo]

Ok I think I figured out my idea so here goes: Zeff finding out about Zoro and Sanji being a couple so he sits Zoro down for the shovel talk. Patty, Carne & the rest of the staff are making fun of Sanji while this is happening (supportively of course they just want to see the little eggplant happy)

Zoro: Why are we here again?

Sanji: Luffy wanted to eat at the Baratie again.

Zoro: And naturally we all followed right along.

Sanji: The captains whims aren't all bad. Good food and good booze here.

Zeff: Oi! Broccoli head. Come with me for a moment.

Zoro: Broccoli?!

Zeff: That's what I said. Just look at that hair.

Sanji: *snickers*

Zeff: Come on. We need to a word.

Zoro: *follows Zeff*

Sanji: I wonder what that old man is up to?

Carne: Come on kid you know what he's doing.

Patty: Bringing a little boyfriend home and you think pops isn't going to give him the talk.

Sanji: The talk?

Carne: The shovel talk.

Sanji: *confused*

Patty: He's gonna sit him down and make sure he knows that if he ever hurts ya he should expect a beating.

Sanji: *blushing* I can take care of myself! I don't need that geezer to threaten people for me!

Carne: Come on Sanji, he's just lookin out for his little boy.

Line Cooks: Aww. Isn't that sweet?

Patty: He's gotta make sure that kids man enough before we do.

Sanji: All of you shut up already. *hides his face*

Zeff: So. You're dating my son?

Zoro: I am.

Zeff: You know the deal then?

Zoro: You don't need to worry. I'd die for him. Kill for him to, even.

Zeff: Can you make him happy? He deserves at least that.

Zoro: Curly wouldn't waste his time on me if I couldn't. You've seen him with the ladies. I'd have to be one special guy to get him to choose me.

Zeff: That's good enough for me.

[8balldoodles]

Local man forgets to check who his bartender is related to

[sibmakesart]

part 1

[hrast-ika]

sanji, my dude, you learned this love language from him, of course he knows

(og scene from 'Parks and Rec' and i may also mention i got the idea while reading the fic Sweet Child O' Mine - it's a good one!)

[ethelledraw]

"A winter with papa"

I started these drawings in November, so please pretend it's still winter 🥶

[dragonbonez]

Crushing and crashing.

[exzireart]

OPmeme time

[hmok026]

Day 5: Family

[extrashortshorts]

...Sanji decided to look up new recipes from Baratie (he misses them)

Refering to 🫴this

[agir1ukn0w]

Honest Trailers | One Piece (x)

[yayarson]

Little sketch of my favoriteee knuckleheads

Zoro is trying to be polite hehe

[swirlymarimo]

The Question: Part 2

Zeff: *taking a seat at the bar stool next to Zoro* Alright kid, I'm free for now but that'll change around dinnertime.

Zoro: *sliding him a glass of scotch* Still like overpriced scotch?

Zeff: *laughing* Alright, so what is it you wanna say to me.

Zoro: I have a real important question to ask soon but I gotta see what you think about it first.

Zeff: *guessing exactly what the question is* I don't know why my opinion matters to you. You pirates do what you want no matter what anyone says.

Zoro: *chuckles* That's true but this is different.

Zeff: I think I know what you're on about and I just wanna say that it's about time. I've been expecting it for a few years now.

Zoro: *smiling* So you wouldn't be upset if I ask Sanji to marry me?

Zeff: *loud laugh* What's there to be upset about? You love my little eggplant don't you?

Zoro: Of course I do.

Zeff: And you would do anything to make him happy?

Zoro: Unfortunately he doesn't even know the word 'no' anymore.

Zeff: Then I'd be glad to become your father-in-law kid.

Zoro: *blushing* F-father in law?

Zeff: *chuckling* Don't you even know how marriages work?

Zoro: Obviously I do, I just wasn't expecting you to say that.

Zeff: Alright, I better get going now. You make sure I get an invitation to the wedding or else.

Zoro: Please, yours will be the first invitation Curly writes.

[multifandomnonsense]

[sibmakesart]

coming back home with a new ocean and a wife

[onelonelypiano]

a little comic of sanji sending a letter back home to zeff ...with a splash of zosan and frobin ofc

sanji's letter (+french trad) will be in the alt text bc i acknowledge that my natural writing that i use for sanji may not be legible.

click 'keep reading' for some close ups and coloured panels !

commissions here!

[kingcrustacean]

Absolute nightmare of a kitchen (Baratie AU)