#zosan ask

[swirlymarimo]

Zoro watches someone slapping Sanji's ass so being the good husband Zoro is he kills the person trying to hit on his husband

Guy at the bar: *walks past Sanji and slaps his ass*

Sanji: *furious* EXCUSE-

Zoro: *grabs the guy by the collar* Apologize.

Guy at the bar: What's the matter? This your little boy toy today?

Sanji: Boy toy!?

Zoro: I'm going outside. *drags guy with him*

-a week later-

Sanji: I still can't believe that slob.

Nami: Welcome to my world, men are pigs.

Sanji: If anyone ever does something like to you I'll beat the shit out of them.

Nami: Did you kick that guys ass?

Sanji: Zoro got him first. He never said how bad he beat the guy up though.

Zoro: Right. Beat him up.

Sanji: ...you did just beat him up right?

Zoro: ... sure, we'll say that.

[krikzilla]

Hi I would kill for ponyo zosan

Just like Ponyo Zoro would for Sanji!

[huanghying]

Modern AU where Zoro is the barista and gets tortured by customer service

[cinnamontoads]

happy holidays

[dkettchen]

More lesbian sanami was requested, so please have one of the many headcanons that live in my brain rent-free

[twiggyart6]

Zoro thinks he's soooo scary and intimidating. Sanji thinks he's ... annoying. yeah. annoying

silly little gay comic for @chvvys au mwehehe >:)

[squisse]

Tell me this isn't them

I love one piece so much and I love everyone In it it physically hurts me One Piece is just the cream of the crop Hahahah

[deecotan]

Hey, I like your art style can you please do like a comic where Sanji sister finding out that she's gonna be the aunt cause I really like to see the reaction

sorry for the rather somber atmosphere... it's just in any zosan lovechild AU that is not the "sora lives" universe, i see reiju still keeping a distance when zosan's child is born because she's still with the vinsmokes or any other reason. or at least in the beginning anyway, one day she might finally give a chance on being part of sanji's life again -- once she finds a way how.

[thirstydiglett]

A couple of my lil hcs for Sanji!

Sanji gets up really early, around 6, to swim laps around the ship. It’s part of how he trains, of course, but the man has always loved the sea, and swimming is soothing and rejuvenating for him. Sometimes he even snorkels so that he can see what kinds of fish are around and plan the menu accordingly!

Sanji is the ship’s tailor. He’s always tailored his own suits, so when something gets damaged or torn, he’s usually able to fix it up.

Sanji plays a mean guitar in almost any genre. He learned because the ladies love a guitarist. He often sits under Nami’s tangerine tree and plays love songs.

Sanji sings to himself while he cooks. He actually has a decent voice, but he gets a bit embarrassed if someone comes in while he’s taking a solo.

Sanji talks on the den den mushi with Zeff about once a week. I feel like these two are actually a lot closer than Sanji would care to admit. They talk about everything, from Sanji’s adventures to the fights at the Baratie to new recipes. Sanji looks forward to it every week.

Sanji is really into the Talking Heads. I have no reason to believe this I just do okay

Sanji loves to write poetry. His love poetry is sincere, but TERRIBLE. His non-love poetry is actually really good though!

———————NSFW Minors DNI———————

Sanji loves to make his partner cum as many times as possible. His hands, his tongue, his cock, a toy—all are fair game as long as he has them bucking and wailing over and over again until they can’t take any more.

Sanji has a praise kink, in both directions. He loves to tell his partner how beautiful and good they are as they ride his cock, watching them shiver at every compliment. But walk up behind him while he’s cooking and whisper “good boy” and he’ll pretty much melt into the floorboards.

Sanji will fuck anytime, anywhere. All his partner has to do is give him that look and he’ll pull them off to find some secluded corner where he can be inside them.

Sanji’s favorite position is the lotus position! He loves to be pressed up close against his lover, able to kiss them and whisper sweet nothings into their ears. And if they have boobs, being able to grope them is a HUGE perk.

It takes a while to get Sanji to admit it, but he LOVES to sub, and he and his partner will probably get pretty kinky with it. He loves to be tied up, tape over his mouth, squirming with pleasure as his partner thrusts into his ass. Or maybe on his knees before them, giving them head while they pull his hair and call him a good little slut… His partner’s imagination really is the only limit on the things they can do together.

[gaypiratehell]

Back with my horrible angsty depressing AU where everyone on the crew but them dies and they each become the only thing the other has left

[melonteee]

Zoro's reactions towards sanji when he flirts with women need to be studied seriously why is he the only one that care about it i'm this 🤏 close to believe he is jealous for real like BOY GET YOUR SHIT ALREADY

it's genuinely fucking insane like Zoro are you for fucking real rn with this why is it ONLY Sanji he hones in on??? EVEN WHEN THE GIRL LIKES SANJI BACK ZORO HAS TO SAY SOME SHIT??? LMAO

[swirlymarimo]

Zoro walks in on Sanji crying after Nami yelled at him for watching Luffy properly (she seems to have forgotten that Sanji is not a baby sitter or mother to their captain) so Zoro decides to carry Sanji to a seafood restaurant to treat him to a meal for Sanji to relax instead of being on his feet even more (Sanji is happy to go on a date with his big titty husband)

Sorry it took me so long! I had to figure out how I wanted to include all of that.

Zoro: Whats wrong cook?

Sanji: *crying* Nami san is angry with me!

Zoro:...oh no, its the end of the world.

Sanji: But she's right. Luffy wouldn't have fallen overboard like that if I was paying more attention to the fishing poles.

Zoro: You're not his babysitter. Besides he falls overboard at least twice a month.

Sanji: *pouting*

Zoro: We're docking at an island, let me take you out to cheer you up.

Sanji: Are you asking me on a date?

Zoro: It's fine isn't it? Married people still go on dates.

Sanji: They do. That sounds nice.

-the next day-

Nami: *watching Sanji run around the ship* I kind of feel bad. It's my fault.

Zoro: Oh? You mean because you scolded him yesterday for not babysitting our captain?

Nami: I was just...scared. Luffy falls in the water a lot and...no one noticed until he was in there for a minute.

Zoro: *sighs* Look I get it but go easy on him. His role is our cook not our mother.

Nami: I will. I should apologize, too. I mean, Sanji kun hasn't sat down once today.

-Even later-

Sanji: *fixing his tie* Nice to see you dressed up.

Zoro: *not dressed up at all* Glad you noticed.

Sanji: *rolls his eyes* Let's get going shall we?

Zoro: *scoops Sanji up bridal style*

Sanji: What are you doing!?

Zoro: Don't act like your feet don't hurt. I can tell.

Sanji: Marimo I can walk just fine on my own.

Zoro: I bet you can but for right now I'm going to keep you off your feet so just enjoy the ride.

Sanji: *defeated sigh* You know what? I'll let it slide this time.

[krikzilla]

Hey-so i'm new to your blog and ireally like your art style,especially the Zosan ones-

Was wondering if i could request a crying/sad Sanji,with an overprotective Zoro who practically bodyslams whoever made his bf cry-?

Is fine if that's a no-figured i'd ask while i still have the idea.

Have a great day/afternoon/night-!!!

Hi hi! Amg tysm!!! Wellcome to my blog, usually im not active here, i post all of my art on Instagram, but Zosan seems to get alot of love here

As for ur request, i guess u wanted some sort of hurt/comfort, but i drew something really stupid instead 😭 Apologies if this wasnt what u were expecting, hope u stay around 😔🙏🏻

But like cmon, Onions sucks. I would be so happy if i had loving bf who destroyed them for me, Sanji is one lucky guy! Have a great day!

[glassedplanets]

a few months ago giffy was like "haha hear me out, what if tattoo au" and then we blacked out and talked about nothing else for like three weeks

[sporesgalaxy]

benrey zoro so real

thank you for understanding my vision

[mcnecklong]

Sanji: I am a man with STANDARDS

Zoro: I ate chocolate rice balls off the floor after they'd been stepped on

Sanji: oh no! Hes meeting all my standards!