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I always wonder if Clark has accidentally called Bruce by a Midwestern pet name without realizing

Bruce: Superman

Clark working on something: yes darlin

Bruce*burning bright red*: uhmm.... M-Mission reports

Clark, oblivious: what's that doll?

Bruce gay panic Wayne: nothing.... doesn't matter

*Smoke bombs away*

Clark finally turn around: weird. what was that about

Later that night in bed Clark wakes up in a cold sweat realizing what he's done.

Clark: Oh no. He's gonna kill me

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Bruce still on the floor 6hrs later: you don't understand Alfred. That midwest charm. It's psychological warfare.

Alfred so done with this gay shit: I only asked if you want tea, Master Wayne. However I now realize that nothing can quite quench your thirst

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U know what's a good vibe. Batman struggling w teaming up with other superheroes, not bcos he's used to working alone, but bcos he's so used to teaming up w children

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Bro working at Arkham is weird because one day you’re being held hostage by the riddler, and the next you’re learning about the etymology of dates…

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i was going to my next class, as you do, and when i was walking past a classroom i hear THIS SQUID IS SO RAW I CAN STILL HEAR IT TELLING SPONGEBOB TO FUCK OFF

if anybody needs me i will be laughing in the hallway and being late for my next class

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I went to a convenience store, can’t remember which for the life of me, but I just watched the poor cashier gets the shit scared out of him when a woman came walking in in a back end like something from the exorcist, grab a burrito and energy drink, climb onto the counter to pay but the cashier just told her to take the stuff for free.

Honestly looked like 5/5 star service would like to be the woman who is possessed

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As someone who grew up with siblings, I just can't stop thinking about Nightwing and Red Hood getting into a fight in costume and Nightwing slapping his hand over Red Hood's mouth to get him to shut up, temporarily forgetting that he can still talk through the helmet, and Red Hood retaliating by trying to lick Nightwing's hand and accidentally just licking the inside of his helmet.

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if anybody needs me i’ll be replacing my window again because people keep breaking it. and ace is out at work so i don’t even have help with it this time. honestly this city needs to just give out bullet proof windows, those might last longer

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so i was walking home after stopping to grab a late dinner for me and ace, when i just saw red robin and nightwing on a roof. pretty normal, i know, but then nightwing did like, three backflips off of it? i think he was dared to idk man i just wanted chinese food

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hey, welcome to my blog, i wanted somewhere to share the chaos thats my life. im a part time student at gotham u and a part time worker at wayne enterprises. you can just call me xenos, my pronouns are he/him. currently i live with my boyfriend ace. my birthday is on may 22 which makes me a gemini. my parents and younger sister live in the outskirts of gotham, almost out of it actually. i think they’re working on a way to move to central or metropolis. fun facts, red hood keeps breaking into my apartment needing to be patched up, like, im a tech major not a medical student sir. ive been on a double date with harley and ivy, though it was more like they crashed mine to make it one.