get his ass
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Wait…
Isn’t Ed Balls day coming up?
ED BALLS DAY, I HAVE TO GET READY TO CELEBRATE
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These two are the worst. I love them.
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bill cipher is alive, david tennant is the doctor, new supernatural season might come out, homestuck is updating, mcr and fallout boy will headline a tour together, dan and phil are gay, ian and anthony are making smosh vids again, mcu loki has his own show, new scott pilgrim show used the same cast as the movie, josh hutcherson is being thirsted after
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Pro-tip to young trans guys:
If a stranger misgenders you, please please please do not ever utter the phrase, “I’m a man.” It sounds very unnatural and immediately sounds overly defensive.
My advice? Just look at the person like they’re an idiot and, in the deepest voice possible, say, “Uh. Alright, then.”
Just act as though they made a huge and obvious mistake, and don’t get flustered. If you’re comfortable with it, handle the situation with humor and say something like, “Man, I know I’ve got a babyface, but I didn’t think it was that bad.”
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Just got my can't shut the fuck up badge!
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i have a disgusting amount of dreams that just involve me identifying birds like i come out of my dreams with lists of birds that i saw and i was like "i know who that is. Great Blue Heron. Cedar Waxwing"
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this is. literally fanon martin. like holy shit
bro manipulated so well he convinced the fandom too
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Happy Pride Month!
Faust the Crow loves you even more than she did the last 2 years!
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ok here's my hot magnus protocol theory: the gifted kids program was really a program meant to find a new archivist (which explains why gerry (eye-aligned) and sam (EYE-ALIGNED, SPEEDRUNNING GETTING HIS ASS CEASELESSLY WATCHED) were there) (and could also explain the artifact storage category of 'catalyst') and [error] is a failed archivist trapped beneath the archives until sam and alice unknowingly freed them.....
also sam still searching for answers for why he wasn't chosen even all these years later to the point where he has the voice of the ceaseless watcher's former special little boy egging him on tells me he may have been a better candidate for archivist than the institute realized. which. bad news for sam. great news for us, the viewers.
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are you telling me the same fandom that came up with the shipnames lonelyeyes doorkeay and dyehard also settled for jonmartin
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I love how the fans heard “at least it wasn’t both legs” and immediately went with amputee Sam. But I won’t lie I thought it was reference to like that one time he tried to do a kick flip to impress her, ate shit, broke his leg, and she had to take him to the ER
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Prehistoric lake sturgeon is not endangered, US says despite calls from conservationists
MADISON, Wis. (AP) — Lake sturgeon don’t need Endangered Species Act protections, federal wildlife officials announced Monday, saying that stocking programs have helped the prehistoric fish return to areas where they had vanished.
The decision ends the Arizona-based Center of Biological Diversity’s petition filed in May 2018 asking the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service to list lake sturgeon as…
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Walking around the apartment going "butter dog... he's the one with the butter" in my best anime dub boy protagonist voice until my roommate kills me oppa gruesome style
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I feel like im going crazy cause i will pick up a new slang term/random word or phrase to say OVER AND OVER AGAIN FOR MONTHS first it was "potato" (I would respond with "potato" after every question with my family and was a default respinse when I didn't wanna talk or didn't know how to respond or even playful insults like "YOU'RE A POTATO"), then "pog", then "Lana Del Rey Cherry Coke Vinyl Album Core" shortened to "Lana Del Rey Vinyl Album Core" to "Lana Del Reyness", then to just "Lana" AND NOW ITS FUCKING SWAG I CANT STOP SAYING IT I CANT I LITERALLY CANT. AND IT HAS TO BE SAID LIKE HOW RAINBOWDASH SAYS IT FROM THE PONY.MOVS. I WAS A VICTIM OF PONY.MOV AND NOW WHEN I SEE THE WORD SWAG I HAVE TO SAY IT LIKE THAT "SWAAAAAGUH" I CANT STOPPPP
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this episode killed me. celia is a MOTHER? sam used to VAUGEPOST? gwen is literally JONATHAN SIMS? lena is basically ELIAS BOUCHARD? SOME OF THEM ARE BENEVOLENT?????????
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