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Bible AU where everything is the same except Jesus is pregnant with one of his Disciples' baby and he doesn't know which

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what the FUCK

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You moved in with CB? No. Apparently, I moved in with you.

HOUSE M.D. 4.12 • Don't Ever Change

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I think the closest living relative to the "Gay people can never just call someone hot" phenomenon is when a neurodivergent person says some devious shit about their favorite character like, "I want to hit them with my car"

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CONFESSION!!!

I was 17 when I learned that Horseshoe Crabs ARE NOT, in fact, extinct.

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That was me once and I knew I belonged here

"tumblr humor is only funny to tumblr users" NOT true. those bitches on pinterest love us.

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This stupid gay doctor show has been plaguing my mind and I accidentally made another mid edit.

I was going to make this a Dr. House edit, but there's like, no decent scene packs with him, so I just decided to go ahead and make it for Wilson.

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Idk if this counts, but I made it the other day

Drop your favorite house meme NEOW I need more to annoy my friends with

These are my favorites I use a lot

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I made my first edit!!! Please tell me if it's okay 😭😭

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FUN FACT!

I was giving an impromptu speech for my class during the Sans and Reigen Sexyman Poll of 2022. The topic was "What dead person from history would you like to have a conversation with?".

At the time, I had AWFUL social anxiety, so I had no idea what to say. The only dead person I could think of was Jesus. So I proceeded to give a speech about Jesus Christ to the class on the 2nd day of this new course.

Then a real miracle happened- my friend stood up and said, "THE QUEEN JUST DIED!" and I RAN back to my seat.

So that's where I was when the queen died.

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How I feel after starting a show that I know will absolutely gut me in the finale and leave me empty and yearning to experience the show for the first time again:

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Bugs they ought to patch in my next update:

Everything hurting?? Tf??

My chronic over sharing problem

The constant sleepiness glitch

Random accent that happens if I don't pay attention to how I'm speaking

Economic status

Whatever it is that makes me dress like an 11 year old boy

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I genuinely can't tell if this is a threat or a positive omen 💔

Introduction!

Hi, you can call me Cheese! This is my first time on Tumblr, so here's a little about me:

Basics:

She/Her

Bi :3

ENFP, 2w3, Gemini (if ya nasty)

Tragically neurodivergent (ADHD, OCD, etc.)

🇺🇸

Fluent in English and practicing German

Majoring in History with a Political Science minor this Fall

Hoping to be a prosecutor

Hobbies:

Bedrotting

Taekwondo

Drawing

Making lists

Music:

Will Wood (and the Tapeworms)

System of a Down

The Beatles

Ghost

Rammstein

MANY MORE (I have over 1,800 songs saved on Spotify)

Shows/Movies:

House M.D.

The Walking Dead

'Allo 'Allo!

Mob Psycho 100

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

Jurassic Park (specifically the 3rd)

The Amazing World of Gumball

My Little Pony

Hamilton

Fiddler on the Roof

Games:

Stardew Valley

Minecraft

Roblox

Team Fortress 2

Ace Attorney

Books/Authors:

Edgar Allan Poe

Franz Kafka

Fyodor Dostoyevsky

The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde by Robert Louis Stevenson

Flowers for Algernon by Daniel Keyes

The Godfather by Mario Puzo

Common Hyperfixations of Mine:

Dinosaurs (Spinosaurus aegyptiacus, specifically)

President Franklin Delano Roosevelt

Vexillology

Philosophy

Professional Jack of all Trades

Here's a quick doodle and a picture of my boy!

Feel free to ask me anything! :3

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Introduction!

Hi, you can call me Cheese! This is my first time on Tumblr, so here's a little about me:

Basics:

She/Her

Bi :3

ENFP, 2w3, Gemini (if ya nasty)

Tragically neurodivergent (ADHD, OCD, etc.)

🇺🇸

Fluent in English and practicing German

Majoring in History with a Political Science minor this Fall

Hoping to be a prosecutor

Hobbies:

Bedrotting

Taekwondo

Drawing

Making lists

Music:

Will Wood (and the Tapeworms)

System of a Down

The Beatles

Ghost

Rammstein

MANY MORE (I have over 1,800 songs saved on Spotify)

Shows/Movies:

House M.D.

The Walking Dead

'Allo 'Allo!

Mob Psycho 100

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

Jurassic Park (specifically the 3rd)

The Amazing World of Gumball

My Little Pony

Hamilton

Fiddler on the Roof

Games:

Stardew Valley

Minecraft

Roblox

Team Fortress 2

Ace Attorney

Books/Authors:

Edgar Allan Poe

Franz Kafka

Fyodor Dostoyevsky

The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde by Robert Louis Stevenson

Flowers for Algernon by Daniel Keyes

The Godfather by Mario Puzo

Common Hyperfixations of Mine:

Dinosaurs (Spinosaurus aegyptiacus, specifically)

President Franklin Delano Roosevelt

Vexillology

Philosophy

Professional Jack of all Trades

Here's a quick doodle and a picture of my boy!

Feel free to ask me anything! :3

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Please tell me someone else sees what I mean

Whitney Chewston and Wilson kinda look similar

I'm not going crazy

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First time posting on Tumblr, kinda nervous (⁠´⁠-⁠﹏⁠-⁠`⁠；⁠)

Anywho, why do House and Wilson look at each other like that.

I know what you are.