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This thread omg

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Hopefully this isn’t asking too much.. But uuhh…. Naga puzzles x reader?? Also HII!! I love your X readers!!!

So, I am not too familiar with Nagas as a whole, so I did a little research, and I hope that i did decently for you!

Naga! Puzzles x reader!

🖥 It started when you found a surprisingly ornate looking Television set at an old antique store.

🖥 Golden dials with snakes spiraling around them, small green jewels for the eyes. The antenna looked like snake tongues, a small fork at each tip. "पहेलिया" Was carved under the screen. It's silver, gold and green accents drew your attention from anything else in the shop.

🖥 It cost an arm and a leg, but you couldn't leave without it. And it was surprisingly light, despite the delicate details of the set.

🖥 Plugging it in revealed a face, causing you to shriek.

🖥 You saw it start to move, groaning as if it had been resting for a long time, arms sprouted from the TV, as well as a snake's tail.

🖥 "Ah! That'ssss much better! Thank you my dear!" His s' were stretched as he spoke, each expression flickered on the screen like he was sticking out his tongue.

🖥 You could barely speak, only nodding in reply.

🖥 "Oh come now! Ssssurely I musssst know the name of who woke me up?"

🖥 So, yeah. You had a snake TV dude living in your house now.

🖥 When you asked about the tv, he said that it was a curse. He used unbeatable puzzles and codes on the locals of his village, and because of the chaos that ensued, he was punished. Turning into a creature and placed in a time he would never fully understand.

🖥 You found he got quite addicted to watching TV on himself or your actual TV.

🖥 Hey, he helped out around the place when you went to work, so it was a pretty good trade honestly. Course, your landlord was...very afraid of him at first.

🖥 But Mr. Puzzles, as he liked to call himself, was a decent tenant. Doing some odd cleaning jobs around the complex in exchange for living there. And he could munch on any vermin he might find as he cleans as a bonus.

🖥 You two make it work. You gotta explain stuff to him, sure, but, he's quite the charmer.

Enjoy!

Ps. The inscription on his TV set is "Puzzles" in hindi

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whoops I did more of this

(enjoy it while you can, Roro, it's only gonna get weirder next Halloween)

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The most dramatic moment during my Camp Counseling career at an all girls camp was when a girl got a letter from a friend saying that Zac Efron had died and one of her bunkmates ran out of the cabin and shouted “ZAC EFRON IS DEAD!!!!!” and the camp immediately fell into chaos girls were crying in the middle of camp and running around spreading the news everyone was yelling and the counselors had to look up wether or not Zac Efron was dead (this is a wireless camp so the girls couldn’t access the internet and check for themselves) and then get out a megaphone and be like “ZAC EFRON IS NOT DEAD PLEASE REMAIN CALM” outside of all the cabins it was insanity. 

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i know he's so pissed

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Another grab from the card show! This card has a "sequin" holo pattern that's unique to General Mills promo cards.

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Happy #makeaterriblecomicday2025! Please make a comic! It’s mandatory that you create some piece of sequential art — what it is and how you make it is up to you! Have fun! You might as well!

If you make a comic (again, it’s mandatory) and you want to share it, post it on the tag #makeaterriblecomicday2025! Or don’t, I’m not a cop.

Remember, the goal is to make something terrible! So if you can’t draw or have never made a comic, or if it’s been ages since you made something just for fun — that’s perfect! You’re all set! If you fuck up and make something that’s NOT terrible… well, some might say there’s joy in that too.

Ok stop reading this and go make something!!!

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Sometimes I get the urge to go feral and do something uncivilized. Unfit for polite society. If it's harmless I follow it. #gremlincore

So earlier today I was on my hands and knees, drinking from my cat's water fountain, when an idea struck me - a gremlin or otherwise chaotic being's ghost possesses a king or queen and runs away, causing chaos and mayhem on the way.

The party is a bunch of lackluster adventurers hired by the monarch's preteen child, who's determined to lead it, trying to capture them without harm. And mitigating all the pranks and chaos left on their trail.

­Thanks, random goblin!

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Yurinators better hype up the watatabe anime when it comes out. This shit is peak

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Mina Soko Nite 3, Kaiko Fuyumushi (Aug 2023)

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Some mean offscreen canon for Legend of zelda: wind waker. They forgot Vaati when they dumped a whole ocean at the end. he’s still just down there.

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⚔️ 𝗡𝗲𝘄 𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗺! Flail of Slime
Weapon (flail), uncommon ___ The head of this flail is held attached to its handle by an elastic band of ooze. When you make a melee attack with this magic weapon for the first time on your turn, your reach for it is 10 feet greater than normal. In addition, when you roll an 8 on the weapon’s damage die against a Large or smaller target, the target is also moved up to 10 feet in any direction of your choice, as long as it isn’t away from you. ___ ✨ Patrons get huge perks! Access this and hundreds of other item cards, art files, and compendium entries when you support The Griffon’s Saddlebag on Patreon for as little as $3 a month!

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Today's anime cat of the day is:

Feat from A Journey Through Another World: Raising Kids While Adventuring!