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i love the concept of jason being a catholic priest (shoutout to that one timeline) and actually really enjoying it WHILE being red hood and no one in the batfam knows that he is alive again yet. bruce was raised jewish/catholic but lapsed and won't be forced into a church with a gun, dick is eastern orthodox, tim is an atheist, damien is muslim, none of them really practicing, cass is a buddist, alfred is anglican. none of them will be coming anywhere CLOSE to a catholic church

EXCEPT.

azrael, the resident catholic fanatic, occasionally shows up for dinner and praises the new young priest whose sermons he quite enjoys - seemingly wonderful man, leads the youth group and many charity incentives, looks a little young and too buff to be a priest, but 10/10, it is a super chill little church

and then. jason reveals himself. and goes to a family dinner when jean paul also shows up.

and they just. stare at each other.

jean paul: yo i decided to drop by- father todd??

tim:

dick:

damien:

cass:

alfred:

bruce:

jason:

jason, now armed with the power of the 2nd ammendment AND catholic guilt:

jason: praised be jesus and mary

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Jason: "Wow! This is heresy-heresy!"

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Dick: "Tim Drake becoming the Pope would improve things???"

Jason: "It would improve something."

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Tim: "Gorbachev and Goncharov are very different."

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Jason, only mildly irritated: "The narrative would be better if she died, but she's doing war crimes! And they're not even good war crimes! THEY'RE BORING WAR CRIMES!"

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Dick: "They went into a TON of detail--

On the cult side, not the BDSM side."

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Jason: "Did she abscond with our Band-Aids?"

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My fish army. I need you.

If you are a fanfiction author who posts to AO3. Your work has probably been scraped into these datasets.

Send them a copyright takedown notice if you think your work is in this. Escalate to a DMCA report if you need to: https://www.copyright.gov/512/sample-notice.pdf (and send it to: dmca@huggingface.co)

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Restrict your work to the archive.

Glaze your art.

So many of us are affected. You aren't alone. Maybe together we can take down this theft.

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Okay so twitter is always stealing tumblr posts, but stealing a tumblr post and removing THE most iconic line (poob has it for you) is wild.

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Jason: "I'm feeling mildly insane, but, like. In my forearms."

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Jason: "It's excessively obvious how great I am...doing."

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Dick: "They're very characters."

Jason: "They're so characters!!!"

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Dick: "Please, call me E. Harms. Cheesemore was my father's name."

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Dick: "Cognitively, I'm fully aware I have joints.

...

But emotionally--"

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Dick: "I'm gonna work on Pakistan and then figure out which birds are featuring in this marital situation."

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Jason, standing at a lake, looking at some very well-placed buildings: "I'm thinking of missiles here, not swimming."

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Oh man we're going places