things robins say when you put them in a college dorm for an extended period of time. there is zero rhyme or reason to any of these. they get posted whenever we remember we have a blog.we did, in fact, say these things.
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Tim: "Bone dealer. I deal in bones."
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Tim: "You didn't answer my question; you're just drinking water ominously!"
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Tim: "She chopped off your arm because it's a hot commodity right now!"
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Jason: "I barely want to call him a man, but unfortunately, he is old."
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Jason: "He's almost certainly asleep or at kickball right now."
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Tim: "Death is a lot colder than 74 degrees!"
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Tim: "I feel violated!"
Dick: "You feel...microwaved??"
#batman#incorrect batfamily quotes#batfam#thebatdorm#red robin#tim drake#dick grayson#nightwing#he looks so microwaveable
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Jason: "I presume this means you are not dear.
Dead.*"
Dick: "I am neither dead nor dear to any kidnappers."
Jason, having previously kidnapped Dick: "Hey. I take offense to that. You're dear to me."
#batman#incorrect batfamily quotes#batfam#thebatdorm#dick grayson#nightwing#red hood#jason todd#sibling bonding through kidnapping
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Jason: "My brushes have absconded. Which is a travesty."
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Dick, minding his business, at peace, calm for once in his life:
Jason, effectively blasting Dick's door off its hinges: "I AM GOING TO PAINT.
DICK
IT IS FINALLY ART TIME."
#batman#incorrect batfamily quotes#batfam#thebatdorm#dick grayson#nightwing#jason todd#red hood#art time
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Tim: "It's more fun to get them to come to me, because then they have more belief in their own agency. That's all I'm saying."
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Dick: "I could just go. Unless you're planning to stop a train about it."
Jason: "I could stop a train."
Dick: "With what? You're gonna upset all those Vermonters."
Jason: "I do not care about the Vermonters. They live in Vermont."
#batman#incorrect batfamily quotes#batfam#thebatdorm#dick grayson#nightwing#jason todd#red hood#jason todd vs the state of vermont#vermont#sir you live in GOTHAM
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Dick, getting ready for a trip: "I'm not even leaving the state."
Jason, not in the state: "Abandonment."
Dick: "I could make it worse. I could take the train to Vermont."
Jason: "...Vermont.
You would leave me for Vermont?!!!"
Dick: "Perhaps."
#batman#incorrect batfamily quotes#batfam#thebatdorm#dick grayson#nightwing#jason todd#red hood#jason todd vs the state of vermont#vermont
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Jason, watching Dick get increasingly drenched and doing nothing about it: "I am dying of laughter."
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Dick: [Insert multi-paragraph Bruce-related rant here]
"…and I just. Aghhh."
Two minutes later…
Dick: "Water in my shoe."
Jason: "I am so sorry but you must understand that the aesthetics are impeccable."
Dick: "Water in my shoe and this is how you treat me?
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WHERE is the mucinex."
#batman#incorrect batfamily quotes#batfam#thebatdorm#nightwing#dick grayson#mucinex#red hood#jason todd
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Dick: [Insert multi-paragraph Bruce-related rant here]
"…and I just. Aghhh."
Two minutes later…
Dick: "Water in my shoe."
Jason: "I am so sorry but you must understand that the aesthetics are impeccable."
Dick: "Water in my shoe and this is how you treat me?
...
WHERE is the mucinex."
#batman#incorrect batfamily quotes#batfam#thebatdorm#nightwing#dick grayson#red hood#jason todd#mucinex
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