thedarkalchemist

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Repeat after me: - Veganism is not affordable - Veganism is not cruelty free - Veganism is not the best choice for everyone

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Am I cute? No. But do I have a nice personality? Also no

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Hey! +100 followers!! Thanks!! 🖤

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To people who are desperately asking for fundz/donations on tumblr.

USE THESE REDDIT SUBS INSTEAD PLEASE FOR GOODNESS SAKE!!!!!!!!!

Hate Reddit if you want, but using these subs are your best chance. People gather in these subs because they have charity to spare:

/r/Assistance /r/legaladvice /r/RandomKindness /r/Charity /r/care /r/Random_Acts_Of_Pizza /r/Food_Pantry https://www.reddit.com/r/RandomActsOfPetFood/ https://www.reddit.com/r/RandomActsOfChristmas/ https://www.reddit.com/r/almosthomeless/ https://www.reddit.com/r/homeless

/r/freelance  /r/povertyfinance /r/thrifty /r/borrow /r/gofundme

/r/depression /r/familysupport /r/transitions 

I never see anyone actually getting any significant donations on tumblr and to be honest, tumblr is the worst place to ask for assistance. Use it as your last resort, it frustrates me to no end seeing people begging for help, reblogging the same post over and over, the same types of posts over and over, to no avail, when people are waiting to help you on a different part of the web  GO TO WHERE THE HELP IS. IF YOU WANT DIRECT ACTION TO WORK STOP WITH TUMBLR AND USE REDDIT.

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF SATAN REBLOG THIS SO WE CAN START REDUCING THE AMOUNT OF DONATION POSTS THAT GET STUCK FLOATING AROUND THIS WEBSITE

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good responses to getting stabbed with a sword

wtf

that’s fair

not again

are you gonna want this back or can i keep it

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Liam when he was making Caleb: this is my trash wizard. He is very dark and tortured he killed his whole family. He is cold and calculating. His love interest is his very female childhood sweetheart.

Actual Caleb: HALLO MY NAME IS CALEB AND VELCOME TO JACKASS. The most Dramatic bitch since the calamity. If you even look at my cat wrong I will fireball you right in the ich liebe dich. My every action is calculated to apply the maximum amount of Angst™. God I can't believe I have to seduce the Hot Boi Drow for magic favors (Caleb you don't hav-) Nein I'm gonna.

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They're sending me to space just for fun

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when victor hugo said “i am yours for life, yours for all eternity. if you fail to understand my love, if i seem overdramatic to you, then farewell”

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i love this photo because none of them look like they are at the same event like travis, sam, and matt didn’t know this was happening today so this just came straight to the set from chilling at home, ashley and liam were prepared for a casual cosplay shoot, marisha was at a nascar race, laura was just at the farmer’s market, and taliesin looks like he was just summoned away from the feywild where he was in the middle of playing tricks on unsuspecting mortals

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