therealhazelcallahan

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*reads Adam Silvera book* I am in a world of pain

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I want to look like a human Cheshire Cat

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you 🫵 can kiss 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨💋 a hundred 💯 boys 👨⛹️♂️ in bars 🍸🍹✨ shoot 🔫🌠 another shot 💥🎉 try to stop 🚫✋the feeling 🤭 you 🫵 can say it's just ✨the way you are✨🤥 make a new excuse 🗣️🤕 another stupid 🤡 reason 🙄 good luck babe 😘👄 WELL GOOD LUCK BABE 💥✨🌠🏳️‍🌈

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OMG ITS THE SILLY (plz don’t adopt me I’m very attracted to you and that’d be weird)

last fictional character in ur camera roll just adopted u

(Yes I did do this only because I want him to adopt me. Fuck off)

tags: @cryptidwithaninternetconnection @reggie-the-inferi @gingerbreadeel24 @pickupstyx

and whoever the fuck sees this

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Babygirl fr

I still support her

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Here’s some modern C!Richie Tozier headcanons because he’s my favorite ⇨

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✩Weezer/Nirvana enjoyer

✩He has an acoustic guitar but never plays it

✩Spiderman/Marvel movies

✩Frequenty throws his glasses at people

✩“Alright dude, literally what the flip?"

✩Horror Fanatic (Scream)

✩Will purposely split the pole

✩Has special names on snap for all of the losers:

- Carrot crotch (Beverly)

- Jews-a-plenty (Stanley)

- Step-son (Eddie)

- Bill-bo baggins (Bill)

- Nickado Avocado (Ben)

- Home (schooled) boy (Mike)

✩loves hiking + bike rides

✩Helluva Boss/Hazbin Hotel enjoyer (him and bev have "dangertits" & "dickmaster bracelets)

✩Got him and Eddie matching pjs

✩Works at the movie theatre

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Bottoms is so unrealistic cause fym hazels not attractive????

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ronance would be the prettiest most beautiful gfs if it becomes canon

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!!OPINIONS PLZ!!

Okay so I am toying around with the idea of a sapphic/lesbian romance webcomic/animation series. I want to set it in the 80s and it’ll be like a star crossed, opposites attract, enemies to lovers sort of thing? Please please give me your opinions and send me a message with ideas or even if you want a character based after you or named after you!! I want to take inspiration from shows and movies like Bottoms, But I’m a Cheerleader, Crush, and Robin from stranger things because she’s to bbg.

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Just some Bottoms (mostly Hazel) brainrot :)

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Okay hot take but how is gen-z “obsessed with technology” when it’s the people coming from the millennial or gen-x generations who are creating chips to put in peoples brains and working on making ai technology so powerful it could take over the creative field as a whole?? I love technology and the things it can help us do but lately it’s getting to be a bit much

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!!THE HAZEL FIC RAAAHHH!! (Please be nice guys this is my first fic I’m it’s not that good 😭)

Hazel Callahan, a bright and passionate high school student, was eagerly anticipating Valentine's Day. This year, she had something truly special to look forward to—celebrating the day with her girlfriend, (Y/N). As the day approached, Hazel couldn't contain her excitement, and her mind was filled with plans to make the day unforgettable for both of them.

On Valentine's Day morning, Hazel woke up to the soft glow of sunlight filtering through her window. She sprang out of bed with a smile, ready to begin the day's festivities. With a flourish, she arranged a small bouquet of (Y/N)'s favorite flowers, wrapped it in delicate pink paper, and placed it on her desk. Hazel couldn't wait to surprise (Y/N) with the thoughtful gift later in the day.

At school, the hallways were adorned with heart-shaped decorations, and the air buzzed with excitement and romantic anticipation. During lunch break, Hazel nervously glanced at the clock, counting the minutes until she could meet (Y/N). When the bell finally rang, signaling the end of classes, Hazel rushed to the school courtyard where she had arranged to meet her girlfriend.

As she approached their meeting spot, she spotted (Y/N) standing there, a radiant smile spreading across her face as she saw Hazel approaching. They embraced, their hearts beating in sync as they exchanged affectionate glances.

"Happy Valentine's Day, Hazel," (Y/N) greeted her with a hug, "You look amazing."

"Happy Valentine's Day, (Y/N)!" Hazel replied with a grin, "I got something for you." She presented the bouquet of flowers to (Y/N). "I hope you like them."

(Y/N)'s eyes lit up with delight as she accepted the flowers. "They're beautiful, Hazel. Thank you so much."

The joy in (Y/N)'s eyes was all the confirmation Hazel needed, and they shared a tender moment before setting off on their Valentine's Day adventure.

Their first stop was at a cozy café, where they shared a decadent dessert and laughed over lattes.

"This is so sweet, Hazel," (Y/N) commented, "I love spending time with you like this. It's perfect."

Hazel smiled and reached for (Y/N)'s hand. "It's even better with you by my side."

They exchanged small, heart-shaped gifts, each one a testament to their love and unique connection. With every shared smile and stolen glance, Hazel felt an overwhelming sense of happiness and contentment, knowing that she was exactly where she was meant to be—by (Y/N)'s side.

After their delightful café date, Hazel suggested a walk through the nearby park, where they could enjoy the beauty of nature and the serenity it offered. As they strolled hand in hand, (Y/N) pointed to a patch of wildflowers and suggested they gather a few to make personalized flower crowns for each other. "Hazel, look at these flowers!" (Y/N) exclaimed, "Let's make flower crowns for each other. It'll be so much fun!" Hazel beamed at the idea, and they spent a carefree moment crafting the crowns, giggling and stealing kisses in between.

The day continued with a visit to the local art gallery, a place both of them cherished for its ability to evoke emotions and inspire creativity. "This painting, Hazel," (Y/N) said, "It reminds me of us. Two souls entwined in love, just like this." Hazel placed a gentle hand on (Y/N)'s shoulder, feeling a surge of warmth in her heart. "It's beautiful, just like our love."

To conclude the evening, Hazel surprised (Y/N) with a private picnic in a scenic spot overlooking the city. The sunset painted the sky in hues of pink and gold, casting a warm glow over the world.

"This spot is amazing, Hazel," (Y/N) said with awe, "I'm so lucky to have you in my life."

Hazel smiled, her eyes reflecting the affection she felt. "I feel the same way, (Y/N). Every moment with you is a treasure."

As the day drew to a close, (Y/N) nestled into Hazel's embrace, and they watched the stars twinkle in the night sky.

"Thank you for this wonderful day, Hazel," (Y/N) whispered, "You've made it magical."

With a contented sigh, Hazel realized that the magic of Valentine's Day lay not only in the grand gestures, but in the cherished moments of togetherness and love. As they said their goodbyes, Hazel knew that the memories they had created on this special day would be etched in their hearts forever.

For Hazel Callahan, Valentine's Day was a celebration of the love she shared with (Y/N), and it marked the beginning of a lifetime of beautiful adventures filled with joy, romance, and the promise of a love story that was uniquely theirs.

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!!FELLOW SAPPHICS/STRANGER THINGS FANS!!

Hi, if you don’t know me already my name is Arabella or just Bell. I’m a big stranger things fan and more specifically Robin Buckley/Maya Hawke. I want to create a discord chat group for other people who appreciate Robins character as well as Maya Hawke as an actress and singer/songwriter. If you have any interest in joining feel free to send me your discord information!!

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I DONT CARE WHAT ANYBODY SAYS THIS MAN IS A SILLY LITTLE FELLA AND I WOULD BE HIS FRIEND