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Happy NaNoWriMo to all writers ☄️✒️

(help)

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talking about the emptiness of barty’s character in canon is making me sad so

Just Barty Crouch Jr Things™️

valedictorian but once fell asleep while dumpster diving for a single unopened blister pack of xanax

very… dexterous? good with anything precise that involves his hands. this means classical piano but also rolling freakishly perfect joints

major bad influence older cousin energy

like he’s driving you to soccer practice with one tattooed arm slung over the passenger seat, ray-bans dangling. he’s bitching about what’s on the radio. his random tinder date is on her phone in the backseat

singlehandedly keeping Liquid Death in business

that fall out boy katy perry cover where it’s like “i kissed a boy (to start a fight) and i liked it (he punched me 😈)”

pierced his dick. sorry

if james is a sports bro with a heart of gold then barty is the polar opposite of this. he looks like the sensitive alternative loner boy and has the soul of a douchey early 2000s dj who will steal money out of your purse after a one-night stand

but he’s also secretly sensitive. okay

””u up””

has exactly two modes: 1) listening to the cure 2) No Hands (feat Roscoe Dash) - Waka Flocka Flame

neither goth nor emo sorry that would be too much work. his edginess is both unintentional and completely effortless

INSANELY observant

has a knight complex but slightly to the left. had to be reasoned out of killing evan’s situationships with a hammer (chivalrously!)

barty has really loud ENERGY but his actual personality is pretty quiet and calculating. however he WILL nonchalantly pick regulus up at the most inconvenient times, everyone is screaming, reg is screaming… he thinks it’s soooo funny

he always smells the way that sparkling water tastes. like….. inexplicably clean

your bartender coworker who is always in the stockroom coaching his adorable tiny mom through her divorce over facetime while exasperatedly hitting a juul

could potentially have a heart under all that grime (maybe put him through a car wash?)

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McGonagall: Okay, at 6:00 PM, your idiotic classmate Peter Pettigrew will get out of detention with Professor Slughorn

Lily: And at 6:00 PM, you will be standing beside us in the corridor, prepared to join in an intervention

Sirius, chuckling: What? He’s got a drinking problem now?

James: He joined the Aurors…

Remus: He what?!

Sirius: Wormtail? He can’t join the Aurors! He’s the guy that gets killed

Regulus: He’s the guy who gets killed cleaning his own wand

McGonagall: Potter is going to coax him back as his oldest and loving friend

McGonagall: Regulus, you are going to use logic and reason to point out the idiocy of his ways

McGonagall: Sirius will make sad puppy eyes at him

McGonagall: And if all that doesn’t work, Lupin, you’re gonna pull out your “I was raised out back with the trash cans” roots and just beat the crap out of him

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I went to see Ben Barnes for his concert in Brussels and I can tell you all : this is real, that's the Sirius Black in a band fantasy I saw it.

(it was incredible he's so sweet and charming and all the people in the band are amazing too)

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Sirius expected his life to be at its fullest, free from the Black name and with his brother.

He was right about 1 thing : He did live and feel so intensely.

He was so wrong about the rest though : he lived most of it in an empty cell 'cause he's a Black after all. And he did not, in fact, save neither of his brothers.

remus expected his life to be 3 things; short, friendless, and lonely.

he was wrong about 2 things; he lived longer than he expected and he had loved so many people.

he was right about 1 thing though half of it, he was so fucking lonely.

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Don't tell me The Struts are not James & Sirius variants. "Could have been me" is literally them.

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Don't tell me The Struts are not James & Sirius variants. "Could have been me" is literally them.

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Almost (sweet music) by Hozier is clearly Remus when he's with Grant and I'm not okay.

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"Can't steal the Moon, can't keep the stars."

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I loved it with all my soul and I'll carry this story in my heart forever. It broke me and then put me together and slapped me and hugged me and omg the emotional rollercoaster, I love them I love this thank you so much bizzarestars

Wow I need therapy.

Just started Crimson rivers. Wish me luck.

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Update : the end.

I'm never gonna recover from this.

Just started Crimson rivers. Wish me luck.

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100% Nemesis

Warlock: I’m just saying, when I die in mysterious and unexplained circumstances I want you all to make sure that everybody knows it. Instead of saying how I was “a friend to everyone” and that I “lit up a room” when I entered it, I want people to shake their heads while muttering that I “asked too many questions for my own good” and talk about how they “warned me that I was getting in way over my head” and that I “always had a knack for finding trouble” wherever I went. If you don’t make me a local urban legend you’ve failed me.

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100% Nemesis

Warlock: I’m just saying, when I die in mysterious and unexplained circumstances I want you all to make sure that everybody knows it. Instead of saying how I was “a friend to everyone” and that I “lit up a room” when I entered it, I want people to shake their heads while muttering that I “asked too many questions for my own good” and talk about how they “warned me that I was getting in way over my head” and that I “always had a knack for finding trouble” wherever I went. If you don’t make me a local urban legend you’ve failed me.

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Warlock: Sometimes you just gotta start a cult to cope with your mental health issues, and that’s okay

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Update at ± 2000 pages : this shit's gonna put me in therapy but omg I love it

Just started Crimson rivers. Wish me luck.

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Things people said I attribute to DnD character :

Ranger : You're the most insecure person I've ever known. But you're also the most confident, I don't know how you do it honestly.

Warlock: Trauma.

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Would you read a fic marauders x dnd ?

Because...

Yeah...

I may be willing to write one..........