Multifandom incorrect quotes. Also some quotes I've overheard or been part of in real life. Non-fictional people will be named with their Myers-Briggs type to avoid using their actual names
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Hiccup: "Good work"
Snotlout: "Thanks Dad...why is everybody staring at me?"
Ruffnut: "You just called Hiccup 'Dad', you said 'thanks Dad'"
Snotlout: "What? No I didn't! I said thanks man!"
Hiccup: "Do you see me as a father figure Snotlout?"
Snotlout: "No, if anything I see you as a bother figure 'cause you're always bothering me!"
Tuffnut: "Hey! Show your father some respect!"
#incorrect quote#how to train your dragon#race to the edge#dreamworks dragons#source: brooklyn nine nine#hiccup#hiccup haddock#httyd rtte#snotlout jorgenson
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Snotlout: "So, what is it like to date Astrid?"
Hiccup: "One time I asked her for water while she was mad at me. She brought me a block of ice and said 'wait'"
#incorrect quote#dreamworks dragons#race to the edge#hiccstrid#hiccup#astrid#snotlout#hiccup haddock#astrid hofferson#snotlout jorgenson#httyd rtte#httyd#how to train your dragon
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*Hiccup is consoling Fishlegs for not taking him on a mission*
Hiccup: "Fishlegs, I have an important job for you: while I'm gone, you need to protect Astrid."
Fishlegs: "What?"
Hiccup: "You know...in case a dragon hunter comes here."
Fishlegs (laughs): "Hiccup, if a dragon hunter was going to come here to harm Astrid, I'd have to protect him!"
#incorrect quote#how to train your dragon#race to the edge#httyd#httyd rtte#hiccstrid#hiccup#astrid#fishlegs#source: ronja the robbers daughter
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Amy: "Everyone thinks they know me, but I have a wild side. One time in class, I didn't take any notes."
#incorrect brooklyn nine nine quotes#incorrect quote#amy santiago#brooklyn 99#incorrect b99 quotes#nine nine
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*INFJ returns from the store, she got some wires, ropes, duct tape and cable ties*
INTJ: "What are you planning to do? Hide a body?"
INFJ: "What? No, I'd use acid for that."
#real life quote#intj#infj#INTJ#INFJ#mbti quotes#mbti#Did infj hide a body before?#Do I wanna know?#and I'm supposed to be the villain type
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Amy: "Jake, can you help me lift this?"
Jake: "Oh you need a big strong man?"
Amy: "No, I asked for you."
#incorrect quote#incorrect brooklyn nine nine quotes#incorrect b99 quotes#brooklyn 99#b99#amy santiago#jake peralta#source: twitter
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Peter, discovering Lucy mid-battle: "Lucy! Go hide behind these rocks!"
Lucy: "Hide?! I'm not gonna hide!" *Runs towards the fight*
Peter: "Of course she's not gonna hide, what was I thinking? She's Lucy!"
#incorrect quote#the chronicles of narnia#lucy pevensie#peter pevensie#the pevensies#pevensie siblings#source: dragons race to the edge#incorrect narnia quotes
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*Amy meets Rosa at a funfair*
Amy: "Rosa, what a surprise! I thought you hated the funfair!"
Rosa: "I do, but if I avoided everything I hate, I'd never step outside the office."
#incorrect quote#incorrect brooklyn nine nine quotes#brooklyn 99#incorrect b99 quotes#rosa diaz#amy santiago#source: disney's jessie
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*Family Discussion. INFP keeps interrupting INTJ*
INTJ: "Dang it, INFP, I'm not a hero in a greek tragedy, I don't need a choir to comment my thoughts!"
ENFP: "What a sophisticated way to say 'shut the f*** up' "
#mbti quotes#incorrect mbti#intj#INTJ#infp#INFP#enfp#ENFP#first appearance of my younger sister#she's enfp#infp mom
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Person: "Just why is INFJ here?"
INTJ (rather intensely): "Because INFJ is a great person and I love spending time with her! ... That wasn't sarcastic, I meant that."
*INTJ goes back to her work, everyone else stares at her for a minute*
INFJ (visibly touched) : "Awww, thank you."
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ENFJ: "People think I'm communicative and extraverted. They haven't met my Dad"
INTJ: "Yet. I've met him at your birthday party. Not meeting him wasn't an option."
#real life quote#mbti quotes#intj#INTJ#ENFJ#enfj#seriously though enfj is an introvert compared to her dad
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Carlos: "What I'm telling you now is going to make you wanna kill me."
Jay: "I'm not gonna kill you, Carlos. It takes too much time to break in a new best friend."
#incorrect quote#incorrect disney quotes#incorrect descendants quotes#disney#disney's descendants#descendants#jay son of jafar#carlos son of cruella de vil#source: boy meets world
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INFP: "Sometimes I just don't get INTP"
INTJ: "Yeah, INTP isn't as easy to read as most people. He's more like a medieval text: only those who love to study him can read him eventually."
INFP: "Wow, that was philosophical..."
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Robin: "Go get a girlfriend"
Guy: "Go keep one"
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Thranduil: "I never considered you a rival."
Thorin: "I never considered you at all."
Thranduil: "Now that's just hurtful."
#incorrect quote#incorrect hobbit quotes#incorrect middle earth#thranduil#thorin#thorin oakenshield#wood elves#dwarves#thanks @incorrect-quote-templates
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Mobius: "I can't stand you."
Loki: "Then kneel."
#loki#mcu loki#incorrect quote#incorrect marvel quotes#incorrect loki quotes#loki laufeyson#loki show
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John: "I have an idea"
Sherlock: "Well, hurry up and say it before it dies of loneliness."
#incorrect quote#incorrect sherlock holmes#sherlock#bbc#sherlock holmes#john watson#source: the suite life of zack and cody#best friends#roommates
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