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sleepy toothless

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I've seen mlp more often so I decided to draw my fav with someone techniques I'm testing out

:3

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here some dnd characters I've made so far :3plus a fun fact about them

(Most recent to not)

Sharky- will bite you for fun

Mela- will call you the wrong name, if it's purposely or not, no one knows

Rainn- sings at the worst timing ever, also eyes glow like cats when light shines (I did scare another character)

Juno- mom friend, will call you out if you misbehave, and is traumatized, tall gurl

I love that you can see me improve with my art

(Here's a meme I made for my friends character)

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Lil doodles from today

And ig I'll be posting more now that I have a schedule

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Villain: Sidekick, who's knocking so violently on the door?

Sidekick: Um...Hero.

Villain: What? Hero? My Hero?

Sidekick: Well if it's not it's a terribly good impression

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"We need to -- "

"Kiss?"

"No we need to save the hospital -- wait what?"

(Reformed Villain jumps across four rooftops) "FIRST ONE TO THE BURNING HOSPITAL WINS!"

"VILLAIN WHAT?"

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Villains who are polite and elegant while commiting crimes. Their fighting looks like a dance form. They're well-versed in how to act for/ preform for/ entertain the rich (they are the rich, "villainy pays well"). Genius (actual braindead idiot).

On the other hand, a hit-hard, ask-questions-after kind of hero. They're a disaster, and quite frankly help others because they don't know how (or don't want to) help themselves. Braindead idiot (accidental genius).

Now make it enemies to lovers.

Hero "hates" villain for their mannerism, but they're really just infatuated with them. Villain's taunts make them think about their actions.

Villain's attraction is "why are people in their midlife crisis so hot" and moronsexual™️. Hero makes their brain shortcircuit.

Hero: "Oh poor you, your perfect, greasy, pretty hair is singed."

Villain: Are they flirting or insulting me? God they're so bad at it no matter which on it is (It's both), that's so sexy

Hero, bruised and bloody, getting up with shaky legs, smiling. It's very attractive: "I've been hit harder"

Villain, nose bleeding: "Hello, sailor"

Villain, dusting off their now riped-in-shambles suit, and straightening the cuffs, "I just got this suit after you destroyed the last one. I would ask you to purchase me a new set of attire, but I doubt you can afford it."

Hero, their brain thinking 'No, I deffinately cannot' to 'I'd like to see them without the suit entirely' to 'Wait, what?' and 'God, I hate them, their lovely voice, their hair that smells like how honey tastes, the way they smile when they reveal their plans' and would really like to see villain without the suit entirely (even through villain looks great in all of their suits): "Just stop wearing suits and wear something that can handle me."

Villain, wondering if Hero is doing this on purpose (they aren't) and what their relationship even is: "Hot"

Hero: "What"

Villain: "What"

Hero: "Did you just call me ho-"

Villain, paniking: "You're on fire"

Hero: "???? No, I'm no-????"

Villain, pulling out a flamethrower and shooting Hero (dw they're flame-proof): hO t.

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Imagine a villain straight refusing to fight another member of the Hero Team just cuz his hero archnemesis is not present

"Where are they?"

"Oh, not again." The protagonist could feel a headache coming on. "Look-"

"-Are they hurt?" The villain's eyes went dark and dangerous. "Who hurt them?"

"They're fine! Oh my god."

"Then where are they?"

The protagonist definitely had a headache. "It's their day off."

"They didn't tell me they had the day off. What's wrong?"

The really concerning part was that the hero probably would tell the villain which days they were working and which they weren't. The two of them were as bad as each other! The hero was going to be unbearable when they came back and found out that the team had fought the villain without them.

"Can we just get this over with?" the protagonist tried.

"No."

The protagonist sighed. They pinched the bridge of their nose and took a few deep breaths. "Okay," they said slowly. "But you realise I'm still going to have confiscate your nightmare robot."

"It's not for you. And don't think I didn't notice you dodging the question!"

The protagonist considered their options; lies, truth, everything in between.

The villain's nightmare robot hunkered down a little more pointedly in the middle of the bridge. Several people honked their horns. It was, honestly, embarrassing for everyone involved at that point.

"Their grandma died."

"Oh no." The villain's whole face softened. "Grandma L or Grandma P?"

Of course he knew the hero's grandparents. Of course he did. "Look, about the robot-"

"-I'll reschedule," the villain said.

"I can't let you keep the robot. My boss would have my head."

"That sounds like a 'you' problem. I have flowers to send."

The protagonist's eye twitched. "If you try and walk away with it-"

"-Do you really want to traumatize this entire bridge of innocent civilians?"

"I'm sure they're traumatized having to listen to you two idiots on a weekly basis."

"I'm taking the robot. When are they back?"

"They haven't said," the protagonist said, through gritted teeth. "As you know-"

"-They'll be doing all the funeral arrangements. Yeah. You know what, give me their number. I'll text them."

"I'm not giving you their number."

"Why not?"

"It's against policy."

"I'd like to express my condolences."

The protagonist looked them dead in the face. "Mm. That sounds like a 'you' problem. I have a robot to confiscate."

The robot slammed a fist into the bridge. It wobbled precariously.

The protagonist raised an eyebrow, unimpressed. They folded their arms across their chest.

"You're a real piece of work, you know that?" the villain snarled.

"I hate you too, don't worry."

"I should kill you."

"They'd have so much paperwork when they got back from the funeral. It would really improve their month, you killing me."

They ended up glaring at each other.

"If I give you the bloody stupid robot, will you give me their number?"

The protagonist smiled sweetly. "That's the only smart thing I've ever heard you say."

Everyone, generally, preferred it when the hero was around.

They all made sure it didn't happen again.

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Bald Lucifer,

(Aka my friend forgot what his hair and hat looked like and improvised)

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NEW DND CAMPAIGN intro tw(death)

We start we (my character) Juno, a 6'2 dragon born druid, walking near the woods. They're traveling from a city towards a small town, leaving home for "business."

A few feet ahead (my friend's character ) Lingrim, a 3'4 mountain dwarf barbarian, also heading towards the town, reasons unknown.

Both stop, lying on the ground lay two horses, both with arrows in them. They players investigates.

Juno: with my great intelligence, I would say there was an attack.

Lingrim: that's better than what I came up with

Juno: and what exactly did you come up with?

Lingrim: nothing

DM: roll please

Player's: :o

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She stared down at the knife in her chest, the one I inflected her with. Raising her eyes to stare into mine I found no hate, no anger, but love and understanding.No one should ever look at their killer with such kind eyes, my mind wouldn't comprehend the smile that formed on her lips.

"Why?" I demanded

"why what?"

"Why look at me like I mean so much to you? I hurt you, I ruined your life"

"You gave me life," her eyes misted "I could look at you no other way."

The world seemed to slow, my knees hit the ground forcing my to collide with the Earth. Salted tears leaked my eyes as she laid still before me. For I was hers, though I was to blind to see, she was mine, I only realized to late.

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Amphibia Halloween costumes, because I'm obsessed with Halloween

Also I know Halloween is a month away

Anne: phantom of the opera/ ragdoll

Marcy: witch/ fairy/ mime[Sasha's idea]

Sasha: skeleton-sea-siren/ Scarecrow

Polly: golf-ball/ vampire

Sprig: spider/ showrunner| circus ringmaster

And again I have no clue why u did this

All my opinions

Do you had anymore ideas?

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Started putting sticky notes around school

Should I post them more often??

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The Hall

I should have known it was a bad idea, but that didn’t stop me. As I walk, the light starts flickering on and off more and more as I take each step. My legs feel like stone, my breath shows itself as the air freezes, and the light coat I wear doesn't shield me from the temperature. The hall looks dull and hollow, so different from when I walked in, the room felt warm and welcoming. If I'd known sooner, I would've listened to that little voice in the back of my head telling, screaming, at me to not walk in.

My footsteps echoed around me, telling me how far I have to walk. It's not going to end soon, but I can't look back not after I have come so far. The last light flickers out, and the darkness covers my eyes, but my ears still hear the sound of walking, I continue. My breathing quickens as it gets impossibly colder, my legs went numb from the cold, and I can feel the frost start to cover the end of my fingers slowly starting to spread over my hands, but I can't let it win.

I can feel it closing in, bringing a new wave of wind, making its work faster. The ice starts to set on my coat, and the cracks make their way to my ears. I can hear it start to laugh as the exit comes into view, it knows I won't make it, it's right. As I start to turn solid with ice, its laugh becomes more manic, the exit is no more than ten steps away. It's no use, as I stand there frozen, it takes me away to where everyone else is, never knowing warmth again.

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Started some anne and marcy art

Then I was cleaning it up

And then I started hating it

Sooo

Here the unfinished wip I'll probably never finish

Happy summer :D

(Probably will delete it in the morning, bc it's like the middle of the night (❁◕◡◕❁)

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SPOILER

FOR

AMPHIBIA

CAN'T I GO ONE FRIDGEN EPISODE WITHOUT RELATING TO A CHARACTER

but like I'm pretty sure I've had the same conversation with a teacher that anne had

Also Darcy is one of the best villains I've seen

Marcy did nothing wrong, I love her, she deserves someone to listen to her ramble

Anne and Marcy are my favorite and I love them

Let them have a break

But it's like the middle of the night

I'll probably do a better analysis in the morning

But what that fu-