LISTEN if blood has to flow to a penis for a hard on how do vampires have sex if they have no blood pumping round their body HOW, because that’s not very sexy of them
I don’t know if you’ve seen them, Tom — many, many sketches and renderings and cartoons of our characters involved in what seems to be a deeply romantic and wildly sexual relationship. I tell you this, I cherish every single one of those, and I will for the rest of my life. - Jeff Goldblum
I love it!! I was thinking about this scene when I saw trailer of the "The Gentlemen" with Charlie Hunnam, Matthew McConaughey and Hugh Grant. Eddings version is of course better.
Dry humor
What was that?“ Belgarath asked, coming back around the corner.
“Brill,” Silk replied blandly, pulling his Murgo robe back on.
“Again?” Belgarath demanded with exasperation. “What was he doing this time?”
“Trying to fly, last time I saw him.” Silk smirked.
The old man looked puzzled.
“He wasn’t doing it very well,” Silk added.
Belgarath shrugged. “Maybe it’ll come to him in time.”
“He doesn’t really have all that much time.” Silk glanced out over the edge.
“From far below - terribly far below - there came a faint, muffled crash; then, after several seconds, another. “Does bouncing count?” Silk asked.
Belgarath made a wry face. “Not really.”
“Then I’d say he didn’t learn in time.” Silk said blithely.
David Eddings, Magician’s Gambit (The Belgariad, #3)
Because that’s the way the story of the gay guy and the straight girl is always told, isn’t it?
He broke her heart. Poor her. But you were just being who you are.