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My Sweet Sacrifice CH. 6

Okaaaaaaeeeeeey so it’s a chapp. I’m wrtoin tia haff aslep so don blame me if its kinda croozy. I was jus lek DOEET an my brains like cool k cmere fone

--------------- “Hay I’m vex how’s your sex lyfe gurl”

“Wot??” I screech as he pulls me in2 his car. Wed just laft the hot docs palace not evun1 min ago and alrady dis guy was all up in ma groll. Topical. I know what it means whena men asks bout my sexy life.

They wan in.

“It jus lookt like I was interrupin some sorta lovers spat back dere,” he clericfied, starting up his all black chargr w chrome metal detaling sides. The seat wee all black velvet leather and the stealing wheel was all black sude w chains warped a round and connected in the centre by a sliver skull head. Even tho I apprech the goth, I was still sorta salty about bein quest shunned an abdicated by wannab Cry Bby. (AN: SUCKA DICK)

“Pffbt lover squirrel...” I repped, foldn me arms and scootn down in teh set. “f U mean how I was been attacked by her lover than shore. It was a Quirrell.”

“Ey feet offta dash!” He chapped, snappin his fingers and suddenly movin my feet magically 4 me bak to da floor. That got my attendance. Butt ass soon as I opera my mouth, he filed it. “Ah so ur dee otha womun... that explanation it” he mused vexingly.

“Ex plane what? Liek how you can contorts mah boody??” I wasn’t about 2 let dat go so ease lilly. “Oar who u really arr??”

His laugh echolocated thru da car frondly. If I want so mad iwoosa bean aroused. Wit his accent it sounded pretty nice, like a posh cackle. Maybe he was a hot warloxk. Aloe east a sorcererr. Whatevs he was he was def dork.

“I’m surpassed u don kno me,” he chortled after a whale, smiling w his eyes while sterling w one hand, resting an arm on the windoe. “Or at least remembers me. Does is this mean has widdle Tamskn forgot all aboot her fave babeh sitter?”

I grasped loudly.

“Yor MY vex!??” I creamed, jumpin up in ma seat. I hadn seen that guy sense I was jus starting in the valk acadmy!! He locked hlla diff tho, which is why I din reckon eyes him. (AN: sum ppl look soups diff after years laterrre!!11!111? It’s not wired is grown up!!) I laffd in my head at it, he was such a prepp b4!! Used 2 where polos an jeans an no makup. An now...I guess sum ppl do find their tru image l8tr.

Even added an accent an everyfing.

“The 1and only lovie,” he grinned chekilh. “And lucky lil you, u get to refresh ur mammory all over again, cuz guess who’s back in da bay sitting biz for today only!” He winks and fingergummed at me.

I razed an eyebro. “So u R kinaping me.” I wasn’t evn mad anymor honestly. Anything 2 get outta class. “Who sent u? My mom?”

He cukled, voix deeper than ush. An kinda hot, tbh. Maybe I culd make an assception n screw mah bbysister. While I was imagering what kinda things he could occupy my time w, he spoke again. “moar like mumsy’s BfF, the mighy miss morrigan”

Ok w that I turned 2 lock @ hymn.

“Woa whoa woah...” I razored my eyebrows all da way up, hands out in teh backup jest you’re. “U mean 2 tell me that da Moron asked u to kidnape me??”

“Kid nap is such an ugly term,” he mused cryptology, smirkn two himself in da review mirror as he adjusted it. An then his goat tee. “I perfer ta think of eat like... temperately acquired. I beleaf the morrign’s extract words were ‘relive the joys o yer previous employ meant’.... which, no offense to mumsy, I’m not exactly keen about doin”

“Niece 2 sea you wan 2 hang out sooooo bad,” I equipped snidely. “Not extractly hapee myself bout it...” even tho in secret truth I was axtually warmed up 2 him now. Kinda evan exited to catch up some. I mean, he did turn out petty cool n all..

“Well..” he fished, censoring my poutiness. “wot would u rather, I drop u back off at dear ol doctors so you can finish gettin ur eyes clawed out in a catfit, orrrrr...” he snerked knowingly despite my fold armed stare. “Stick wiff me an get an all-expensive paid shopping trip courtesan of the Morgan?”

An dats how we found ourselvs at a nearby Hot Tropic.

“OMF!!!11!11” I squelled, grabbing a thousand peaces an thorin them behind me 4 him 2 catch. “I cant beleaf dey got da new rave line out already!! it want even supposed to be available til next month!!!//!!”

“Yah yah...” he rolled eyes from behind a mountain of sequels and hollagraphic prints. “Butt listen, if ur gonna rally blend in2 that concert so u can catch Dysome.. (AN: She told him in da Carr bout this sick as concert dyson was gonna B @ and her plan 2 catch him while thur. Plus it’s leik her faaaabe alt indie underground band so like. Two birds w 1 Gaston) then u shuld leave this 2 the professional” He jerked a thumb at hisself.

“Woowwwwwwwwwwwwx100” she reptiled, turning on him w hands on hips. “Way 2 assume u can out-dress a girl!” (AN: she’s a FEMMIKNITS, okaaaayyy?? All vaklurers are all bout women over men, got it?) “Weigh two assume u no how 2 dress @ all!” he snerked back, already grubbing some peaces off there hangars. I pooted an gave him my beast glare b4 he thru all my close to the flooer an pushed his picks in2 my surprised arms. “Now git yer a$$ into da changeling room so u can give Ol’ Vexxy a proper shipping montage grrrrrrrrrrrl!” *snap snop*

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My Sweet Sacrifice CH. 5

AN: Ok so leik I am gonna rite dis on mah phon 2 cuz eye m out nabout an I done haff acsses 2 my comp. if theyres any probs w splling thatss y oh kaaay???!!!??112

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“Now… boot dat kiss…”

“Wot keas??” damned a voice from teh doorway. We booth turned at the sam tyme, dramatikly in unicorn. Standing there was a dork-haird booty, all dressed in a lather pants w jacket, zipped down halfwy to sho off her cleaves rage. A black tank tip was underneat, and platform spike hells finished her badass assemble off. She looked hot butt pissed.

I scoweled attractively to show her hoo’s boss.

“Oh,,, nothin deer” sad Lauren back 2 her casually, leafing my side. She planted a chase kiss on her cheek as the women looked @ me superstitiously. I gulped w a smirk.

I guess this wos da gf.

“Hmm” was her reply, arm snaekin around larens slim waist. Lauren shuttered and melded against her @ the touch, seeming like she was put under hypothesis or something. Weird. Guess she rally does like this chick. Sept there was no doubt this cheek hatted me. Her smokey eyes drilled wholes in2 mine. “Whos dis den?”

“A new patent, Tamzin Ran Fenrir Lowkey,” explaned the doc, motshuning to me w an arm. “I was just fishing up w her, if you don mind waitin. Jus paperwerk and such,”

“Yah I guess thas fine… I did sho up p early…” She still haven’t took her eyes off me. Prob cuz I was so beautifully attractive. It happens lie, all the time. Maybe I culd even convinse them 2 hav a 3some if kissin one was such a provlem…

“So like, whats YOR name…” I scoffed testically, not entirely liking how she was starin me down. If she wasn’t gonna bone me, whas the point? Get a lifae already lady.

“Bo.” She shot back w/o missin a beet. You could taste the ten shun in the air. I had 2 laugh tho. “Bo?? What kinda name is that?? Sounded moar like one of those stupid ties old-timely guys wore in the 50s.” This was my compe-tit-ion? Don make me laff.

“As in your living on Bo-rrowed time if u think you can make fun of my name… Tame sin,” she stepped closer, loomin over me frm wear I sat. I matches her glare w equal fire, sitting up straight 2 get in her face.

“Sounds kina Bo-ring if ya ask me…” I chortled back, close eboug to kiss but fer once I didn feel in da mood. “MayB you shud stop sounding leik such a Bo-ron...” Ok so da last 1 wasn’t as god, so mary sue me.

(AN: back on da comp now!!!111!! so da spells should b much bettre)

“Excuse meh!!???” she scratched, pushn me against teh table on ma back, casuin Laurenn to run between us in interventilation. “Bo, no!!” she warmed, tryin to clam her down b4 she tried to start sumthin she couldn’t finesse. I maybe injured, but I’d still kick her a$$. I could tell she fae but wasn’t sure what kind, not that it matter. Valkrees always win. (AN: it’s not cokey if its TRU!!!)

“ur exCUSED!” I snapback, sitting up strate again. “Y you comin at me like that in the 1st palace, huh?? I can;t hep if ur girlfriend doesn’t like you! I can’t say I blame her!”

That deed it.

She pined me against the wall, eyes glowing ice blu in anger, hand griping my trout harshly. I gagged an spat in her face, runnin sum of her makeup, which made me smirk. A surprised shriek-growl escapades her at that, and she tightend her gripe on meh neck. Wif a strainer cough, I focuzed my energies on her an let my true valkyre form show thru, which is a cool dark skull face an blakend eye sockems kinda like a demontor but like if dementutors were sexy blonde chicks. It’s supposed 2 drain da lief force from any1 who stares too long at it, and it’ supposed to only b used in dire battles cuz it wears out the valkyrie usin it.

So this was tittally wurth it.

Bo stopped chokering me as she stared in2 my valk stare, her own glowerin blue eyes fadin back 2 brown under its influenza. I could sea her healthy tan begging to pale as I felt her essence seep into mine. For some raison, as I drained her, I began 2 felt really horny... horndier than usual. But that never hadplens when I’m in valkyrie mode unless- Oh.... Oh!.... So she was a succulent.

Well that explains a lot.

“STop!!” cried Lorne, finally beside us an tryin to pry Bo from my graze. Only bc I was distracted ny my own realnization did I falter, lettin them tumble together on the floor away from me. My skull face turned back 2 my gorg one, but the sexiness was still there a bit. I moned accidental and licks my lips at Laren when we caught eyes.

She was more confused than aroused tho, sadly. “You... u din need 2 go that far!!1” she accursed, forwnin at me. “U culda killed Bo!” “guh... she wish... “ muted bo which mad me scoff.

“Ugh no I wouldn’t!!” I crossed my arms and rolls my eyes. “Besides she came at ME! Whatevs happened to the patient cums first”

“Both of u were way outta line!!” She finale stand up, brushing herself and bo off, helping her to her feet two. “I’m only human, I can’t exactly stop ether of u if somethin were get outta hand!!!”

Human?? Subbucus?? Now I get eat. Bo must’ve glamors this poor woman in2 fallen for her with her prowess. No wonder she was so defnsve about sum1 making a movie...

“Srry....” we both muttoned, coming to a silent truce on the matter.

“Well I’m also srry... to interrupt,” cam a forth voice from the door. Leaning against its frame was what cold only b described as a body-dubl for Jonny Deep (AN: if U don’ know who he IS, then ur whole lyfe is a shame an u should jus end it all I’m srs, like put a fork in u ur DUNN) but w much edgier fashion cents. he had a hipstr goat tee and tittoos, an I think his whole outfit came from hot topeka. I would give him props but he was kinda bein rood. Manners as horibble like that made my not even wanna glance his way, let alone acknowledge his superior outfit, but he continued irregarterless.

“As fun as cat fits always r, I’m hear 2 pick up a Miss Tamzin...”

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Laurn’s close frm the last chapp. 

God shes 2 gorg 2 b reel. Ult bae

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My Sweet Sacrifice CH. 4

This place was sorta familyar actually.

But I was too muh in pane to registrar that, as I laid down on the tabl provided. “Owwwowwie ow” I moned, holdn my knee to my ample bosm chest. it bounced sightly as I rocked bach and fourth.

“Pls don do that,” came a gental voice frm the doorweigh. I looked up to see a gorgeus woman doctor, wiff straight blond hair that cascada’d down her back, over a white labia coat, her regular outfeet peaking out from underneath. She was wearing a swede blue top with a deep plunging v neckline showing more than a hint of her harnass bra an cleavland (I guessed a bout mmm a B or C cup, and really nicely chapped ;))) (AN: Tamzinns like rally good at predicating boob size, OK??3? It takes sum 2 no dim sum!!1 It’s not wired if its science!!1 oar in this case size-nce hehehehe IF U DON GET IT UR A PREPPP). Plus pho black leather pants on the bottom, somethin doctors don usually where. It was heall sexy and really cool of her. her blue pumps were also sweude, and in the sam cooler. They clciked clacked as she walked up to the talbe where I seat.

I could smell a hint of lilac n lavender perform as she came close.

I stopped rockin and hung my mouth oepn instead. She took my breathe away!!!1 (AN: remembar she’s BYYYYYYYEE!!!111!!) I almost forgot all about my in jury as I starred in awe, mesmemorized by her everythuing. she continued to look @ her clipbroad now that I’d cooperated, writing down some mysterious notes. After a long minut, she smiled back at me sweatly. “So... what hadplend?’

 “I dunno!!” I barked pitfully. “1 min I’m kickn ass w my friend in a sparing match, the next I’m on the flor in apathy!”

 “Hmm..” she moosed, long finger to her lucious lips and thumb resting on her chin thotfully. Her hands then gilded down 2 my knee and rubbed around the ouchie part carefully, needing the skin gentry. I whimpurred a bit here n their, sumtimes in pain & others not so much. When it didnt hurt, I actually liked her tocuh quit a lot, wishin it could b under diff circumfrences. Her hands wer long and soft and had chipped lite blu nial polish, something I kept starin @ as she massaged my calf now.

 “Do dis hurt here?” she demaned nicely, fingers travelling south. I swallowed a moan and shook my head nah, not trustin myshelf 2 speak. Dam, she just HAD to b a HAWT DOC!!!11!! Luckly I had just saved my legs so they were nice n smoothie under her fingertaps. I wonderd if she noticed as she touched them.
 sum moar hums an hawhs from the good doc, b4 she reliquiorshed my leg and took her cliopbrd again.

 “I kno it hurts, but it seems all u did was tear a bit of knee tissue. Well bandag it up and give u some payne meds and you shuld b good 2 go. Just don spar for the next weak 2 let it recover.” she explained patently, jotting more things dwn. I nodded, not fully payimg attenshun, but the moment I did, I sat up in shook.

:A WHOLE WEEK!1??” ice creamed defianingly. This had to B some sort of joke!! I coundt wait a wheek to get back int2 top shape!!11! The Morgan was cunting on me 2 get rid of that Dyson guy!! That’s y I was training in da 1st place!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!

“Whoa woa, clam down Tamzn,,.” she cooed, hand rubbin my shouldr affectionly, working insantly cuz I thught she was so hott. I signed to even me breathing, but still worri3d about wot to due next. “A week’s knot that long, you’ll b back to it in no tyme!” Her smile was infected, all it mad me want to do was kiss it.

So I deed.

“MmMM?’ cam her confuscious relpy. But I didn’t stop, I wanted it 2 muchh. I opened my mouff and plungered my tongue into hers, suckling and mowing into it. She stayed still 4 a moment, debattling, b4 givin in w a hand on the back of my neck. I made out evn harder at that, slidding my hips against hers at the edge of teh table. The room was silence expat for our shared sounds, both pleased n panting.

When we finale broke a part, our lipstcks had traded places.

“H-How... did u no my nom?” I asked breathlessfully, running my tonge over tje scented gloss now on my lips. Valinna peach. She blinkd and came back 2 earth, but only after watching my display.

“huh?... Oh!... it’s on my patient sheet...” she moved 2 get the board again, shown me where my full name was wrote. “Right w your species of fay and height n wait an other specs... Srry that mustv freaked u out.”

I looked over the list of deets about me written there, wondein how she got all dis info. She’s not my usual doc... in fact, this isn’t my usual clique either, now that im noticing... All I remembr is Stacee droppin me off in the lobby and running out quick so she wouldnt miss her fave tv show. it was obvs a fae-run clinic, but this woman didn’t stroke me as particularly fae herself...

“Oh. Wats ur name?” I follwed up casual-like. I didnt want 2 seam supcious or nothin. I feel like I pulled it off pretty well, tossin my hair ovr one shoulder sexductfully, makin her stare lingerie.

“Laren...” she blushed which was super adorbs. Then caughed professionally. “Dr. Lauren Lewis. But I can go bye just Lauren if it maks you more comfy...”

I slimed. “Yah, it do” “Good....” she returned the jester, b4 turning srs again.



“now... bout that kiss...”

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(AN: ooooooooooooooooooo btw THIS CHAP ISNOT SFW!!!11!!!! just in caz u h8rs wanna reropt me or sumtin!! DON DO IT OK!!!??? I warmed u all fare n square bsides y u always scarred by shmexy stuff anyway?? srry you cant get any but that don mean the rest of us hav 2 suffer w you. Jus sayin. Thnzzxx pice my homies gobble goble turkey day!!!111)

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My Sweet Sacrifice CH. 3

After getting all the deets frm the Moana aboot this guy Dysom an what she wants me to do w him, I decided it was time to take a well-dissolved brake. A gurl needs to unwhine and treat herself, ya no?

An what butter way 2 do so than by breaking a sweat?

 “ung!!” I giggled, fist hitting the punching bag hard. I was at the training strudio @the Valkyrie Academey. Oh ya, I go to school there, pretty standard 4 all valkreese my age. We lern how to use are poweres, fly, proceedre for taking ppl to vallehhr, etc:. Pretty boring sometimez, but I haf a few frionds that make it worthwell. I am so clos to graduanton, I can taste it. Taking on this missen from the Morigann will def make it happn sonner rather than l8tr, so I can’t afford to be out of top fiting shape. Luckily, I am in one helluva sexxy shap already.

Rn I was doin cardi to keep it that way.

“Wow, lookin gud Tamzin....” said my frond Stacey. She was ulso working out doin kickboxxin close 2 me. Her blonmde hair was pulld into a high ponytale, swingin as he kickd. She was more of a prep than I wos, but that don’t mean I h8 her. I mean, at first I deed, butt then I found out she licked Taylor Momsun as much as I did, and we were kool evar cents. (AN: if u don think teh pretty recklace is the BEAST BAND EVR than go KEEL YORSELF!!!!1111!!!) (TPR ROXXXX!!!)

“k thnx,” I repied, nonchaletly. I didn’t want her to no that I was realy sweatn. So not sexy. “u doin good yorself 2.”

“ugh I don feel liek it tho,” sje moned, pausing. “i keep fuckn up on my from. I wish i culd b as perfect as u at it.”

Couldnt argue w that. But I coudln say that obvs, or else I wuld look like a douch. Sometimes I wish Odin hadn’t blessed me with this curse of perefect beauty.

“Aw nah, don say that!” I assured insteed. “Here, let me show u how to improv.” I walked over to her, cumin from behind. I positned myself around her w my arms follwing hers, fixing her form as I explaned. My breaff ghosted her nick. ”U gotta be more fluids... let ur body take ovr...”

I leard a smol moan escape her.

I walked her sensuallie thru the motions and rubbed aganst her booty and thigs when we kicked, holdin her waist and arms steady. She trebeled but followed my instructshuns, punchn und kicking like I do. Afterwards, she was a hot mess, but a much more component 1. I smirked gloatfully.

“An that’s how u do eat.”

“Ohhhh w-wow! Thx tamzin!” she panted, flushed. It was real hot and all, but I din’t want 2 b a crepe. I mean she’s my FRIEN and all, it would b werd. “Hey, I wanna try it on my own now! Spar w me!” “K” I conceited, taeking my stance. WE started to flight, matching each udder’s blows, but I was still doin mych better if im being honest. Kick punc, punch kic, we ketp going round-4-round this way for a long ass time. Then, suddnly, I lept up to spin in mid-air and whip around real fast on her, extending my leg for a kick, when i heard a SNOP. 

I scremed loud and fell to the padded gym floor, holdin my knee.

Stacy was all like “OMF!!! sum1 get a doctor!!>” as I was passing out frm the shook. I was super happi she was concerned, but her shriek yelling was gettin om ny nevers. I mean i was in PANE for odin saks!!11!! She culd b a little moar genital. Footstep approched, some older valkyree teachers hearing her cry, and started to halp me up. But I was already fadin out of consceince, since the owie was too grate.

Next thing I new, I was woke up in a whole diff place.

 --------------------------------- (AN: srry not sorry I took so long updoting, but I haf a LYFE u no!!11!! I cant always b wasting my thyme onlin lik SUM PPL!!!! also I won’t update again til I get at lest 5 NOTES onm this chapp ok!!?? I don do this 4 my heatlh, which isn’t too good rn bc of that fall I just took lolllll lamo roflll ::;D)

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my frond Reign is soooooooooo talonted OMF (stands for OH mai FAe in casse u din’t no) and iff u steel her art imma steAL UR SOLE!!!!!11!! an not in the gud weigh!!!

all so, those r the best hands u’ve ever done rain!!!1 4 srs.

RAIN from my story lost in paradise my lost girl of fanfic! She’s in her outfit from the first ch About: Name - ciel aka rain. Age - 20 hair - blue eyes- blue.

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Dysun’s outfeet frm chapped 2.  Oar the closet I culd get w polyvrre.

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My Sweet Sacrifice CH. 2

“Halo?” I rasped, twirling a strand of hair on my finer. It was probably another of mom’s boring work fiends, ready 2 leaf a massage 4 her. I didn’t even half time to roll my eyes when they flew back open wide.



“is this Tamzin Loki?” came a really lusty girl’s voice. My tongue dried up in my mouth at the sight of her words. I licked my lips and told my heart to shut UP! (AN: as I said b4, she’s BYE!!!!11 that means she likes men AND WOMAN!!1) I didn’t even mind that she hand’t used my full name, which I prefer to go bi.

“Y-Yes... that’s me!” croaked my reply. I whipped my hands against my skirt nervously. What could such a sexy person want from me besides sex ofc. But she hadn’t even seen my face yet! Or had she? I hoped she wasn’t some1 creepy, even though she was a girl and girls aren’t ever crepey.



“My nam is the Morrigan...” she continued plainly, as if filling her nails. “I have a preposition for you...”

Tehh Morrigan?? That was a big fcuking deal, since she’s the ruler of the dark fay (oh, I forgot to mention, since I am dark fae, she’s my queen 2)!!1! Like imagine if Amy Lee had called a fan to ask them a flavor, it’s that cool. It also explained her sexiness, since she’s well-known for being a major hottie. Even hotter than us valkrees!1 But what did she want with me...?

“oh woW!” I gasped, choked. “What a horror! I am flattened, my ledge.” I bowed even tho I was on a phone. You never no what she could see, after all. “What can I dew for you?”



She purred a smile. “Just what I hopped to hear. I have a very important mission 4 u. I have herd a great deal about you, Tamzin... all vary impressive things.”

My blush crept all over my face, making it very hot. Hotter than normal. “Thx.” I elaborated.

“That’s why I want you to bring a fae man into Valhella 4 me...”

I did a spit take even tho I wasn’t drinking. Valkyries usually only bring humans in2 Valholla!! Killing a fae mean he must be an important guy to her... and definitely lite. Only noble dudes got to retire in the hall of the goods. The Mulligan orderign to kill a light fae on porpoise would be a crime in our world... if anyone ever caught her in the act.

And she wanted ME two do it??



“A... a fae?” I reaped in shock. “That’s a big deal...”

“Yes, yas it is. But I have my raisins, and I have faith that you can pole it off.” Her voice was still hella sexy, like if Angelina Jolie and Marylin Monorail had a baby. And then that baby grew up into a mega sexbonb woman. It was really hard to say no to a voice lik that. “So... u up 4 the challenge?”

I glanced @ my reflection in the hallway mirror, dabbing. Before now, I had been escorting normal targets, supes boring average heroes... and all human. Which I didn’t mind... huemans could be pretty cute. Especially when fucking them. Which I like to do, a lot. They're cut lil bruises and painting sounds... the way they moan and grown... even when they cum too soon is precious. (AN: don’t call her a slut!!11!! she just likes sex, OK?? that don;t mean she a whore!!) Butt bringing a light fae into the halls.... that would def bump me up to head Valkyrie level... and I would be the youngest ever to do sew...

“Kay.” I said after an hour. “I’ll do it.”

“Wonderulf!” she yawned happily, snapeing her fingers. A heavy folder of paupers appeared in midair and I caught them just as they started to fall. “off!” I managed not to say as they landed. Cradling the phone on my shoulder, I opened them up.

“So... ho is my target?”



Rite on the fist page was a hot af young man (tho knot as young as me), with dirty blond curls and a sexy scuffle of a beard. He looked neice, wearing a purple collared shit, sleeves rolled halfway up, under a pinstriped vest, a studded punk belt threaded thru black leather sknny pants, and a sliver wristwatch. He had the faintest trace of eyeliner around his kind eyes, which were squinted in happenis in the pic (AN: if u don think eyeliner on guys is sexay than FCCK OFF!!!11!!! they’re not gay if they do, and being gay makes them 10x hotter anyway!!). The only evidence of anything fae was the hint of fang at the coroner of his smile, confirming along w his stats that he was, indeed, a wearwolf. I scammed the name @ the top of the page right as the Morganna hissed aganst my ear,



“Dyson”.

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Outfitt on polyvoe based on Tamzin’s chap one close. She’s prettayer than Charlieast Heron and Tailor Momson combined, OK???

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My Sweet Sacrifice CH. 1

Hi my name is Tamzin (no relation to Tamsin!! it’s a rally common name ok thx) Ran Fenrir Loki and I am a Valkyrie. No not like, a sexy valkrey that you see on Halloween (AN: ewwww gross massagynist alert!!11!), even tho I am really sexy, but like a real life mythikal one. With wings and everything.

Anyway I am 19 years young (hahahaha get it?? LOLZ) and people always tell me I’m gorgeous, because all valkyries just are, but I think that I’m one of the most prettier ones, because I seem to be able to get aaaanyone I want. Even females. That’s right you guessed it... I’M BI!!!! (AN: if you hate bi ppl then you can just FKOFF KAY. this is my store and I will block you if you flam me you homoprobe!!) So like, I do it with basically everyone, but not if they’re gross. ick. If you’re not at LEAST @ the hotness level of Thor or Kurt Cobain (IF YOU DON KNOW WHO HE IS THEN STOP READIN RN!!!11!!), then don’t even brother. But that doesn’t make me a slut.


So today was a typical day when I decided to wake up. I stretched my long arms and twirled my long neck til I heard a pop!, then sighed seductively. Unfortunately, no one was around to hear it, or they would’ve definitely been aroused. I slid my long legs over the bed to stand up, then pulled my messy shoulder-length hair back into a bun, walking over to my closet. My hair was of coarse blonde, but I had died the tips pastel shades of mint and teal, faded to a hot looking umbre affect. I applied my SmokyLoki eyeliner to my dusty purple eyes (AN: they’er not actually dusty, OMF, don’t be stupid, I don’t want moar comments about things you guys just don’t get!!1), and gave them liquid wing tips, then blended it out with light grey and rose purple shadows (this makeup totally changes colors as you move it’s super sexxxx!!). I finished up with a dusty rose hip gloss and smacked my lips loudly in a pout.

“Oh yeah,” I thought eerily to myself. “I‘m gonna bring some boys to Valhalla tonight!”


Next, I opened my closet and took off all my clothes, so I was naked in front of it. Then I preceded to look for a perfect outfit to go with my hot ass look. “No... no... NO!” I quipped angrily, throwing outfit after outfit onto the floor behind me. Nothing was sexy enough!! Until... I saw it.  

“Valhell-yah!” I screamed cleverly, unsheathing the clothes form their hanger and tossing it too. I poured myself onto a pair of sheer tights with black angel wing designs tattooed on the back of the calves, slung a pleather miniskirt low on my hips, stepped into teal ankle boots with black laces, and wrestled a strappy harness bra from Blackheart with peacock feather lace over my regular teal Blackheart bra for extra support (34DDD is a blessing and a cruise, OK?? don’t hate!). Then I topped it off with a light grey off-the-shoulder sweeter with the Moon Phases across the front, the long sleeves draping over my wrists coyly. I also didn’t have to worry about my wings because they were folded up and only come out when I need to fight or fly or whatever, so it’s not usually a problem getting dressed (AN: see??? I do my research!!). After adding three crystal gem necklaces (aquamarine, ocean jasper, and lasper) under my black stretchy choker, I was looking too good to be this misunderstood! I finger-gunned myself in the mirror, then blew off the invisible smoke in a way that looked like I was doing something else... (AN: ew get your mind out of the gutter you pervs!! wink wink!!11!)

But that’s when the phone range and my mom wasn’t home so I had to go pick it up.


[valkurious69]

AUTHOR’S NOTE!!!111!!!

This blog is a reincarnation of the fame us My Immortal fanfic but done for the hit TV show Lost Girl. I am collaboratign w the ever-talonted @crayforfae using our badass femini OCs. Mine is Tamzin Ran Fenrir Loki and she is waaaay bettar than that looser Tamsin from the actual sho!!! She’s not a copy of her even tho she has some similarnities, OK??? This is her store and if you don like it, you can LEAFF!!111!! Thx.