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It's me in the car with my 80 year old grandparents while reading marauders fanfiction against the world

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gay.

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"They can't all be gay that's unrealistic-"

Yes, bc teenage WIZARDS who can TURN INTO ANIMALS bc of their WEREWOLF friend whom they found in a school for MAGIC is very realistic. Right.

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I don’t wanna read marauders angst.. but the PARASITES in me wanna read marauders angst

I don’t want jegulus angst, I don’t like wolfstar angst.. but the PARASITES

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always thinking about writing fanfic but never actually writing fanfic

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im a multishipper until you try to touch my babies ok.

james and lily? absolutely. lily and mary? adorable. james and regulus? grumpyxsunshine GOLD. regulus and barty? our favorite psychos. barty and evan? you know it's growing on me

but other ships instead of wolfstar????? like??? they're the only ones for each other argue w the goddamn wall

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i just want to read my lovely little fan fiction about dead gay wizards but alas life has other plans for me

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“you are delusional. These ships are not canon.”

Oh! And i thought the wizards that do magic and the talking snakes and the time travel and the mind reading and mermaids are canon! My mistake!! These two people cant be gay!

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It's James Freaking Potter

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Tree roots following the pattern of concrete footpaths

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Remus: Hey, there’s something we need to tell you. Pads and I are dating

Peter: Yeah, we’ve known about it for the last few years, guys, you two are inseparable

Sirius: Years? We’ve only been dating for a few weeks

James: Weeks? Then what the hell were you doing before that?

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being a marauders fan is a red flag.

it’s also an orange flag.

and a yellow flag. and a green, a blue and a purple one.

you’re gay.

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no, you don't understand. that depressed, traumatized mf is my emotional support character and I would die for him

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"James would never like Regulus, you're delusional"

Yes, and?

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jegulus stan first human second

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James at 3 am telling Remus about how much he loves Regulus: I mean like mate he could hit me with a bulger and I would thank him

Remus who just wants to go to sleep: yeah so would I

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I have personal beef with ao3 for limiting kudos “you’ve already left kudos here” STFU IK, I WANT TO GIVE MORE