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This is gonna be longer than initially anticipated, I'm sorry.

Ugh, life, y'know. I'm not doing good lately and simply do not have the energy to work on this blog.

(Still, feel free to send asks & submissions in the meantime.)

Going on a little hiatus, sorry. Hope not long though.

Stay tuned!

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Going on a little hiatus, sorry. Hope not long though.

Stay tuned!

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Thor: In battle you must trust your instincts.

Loki: Thor, buddy, brother dearest, I have anxiety. My instincts are literally always telling me to abort mission.

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Loki: I have invited you here because I desire to play the deadliest game.

Tony: Knife monopoly.

Loki: … Actually I was going to hunt you for sport, but now I’m interested, so please, continue…

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Tony: You don’t understand. I like Loki, but I don’t like Loki. I have very positive feelings of attraction towards him, but I also kind of want to punch him in the face.

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Loki: Ah. The bedroom, Tony. Does it give you memories? Or ideas?

Tony: Ideas.

[uses repulsors to shoots him in the groin]

Loki: [gasping] If that had been permanent, I’d have been very upset!

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Rhodey: It’s funny how you and Loki became lovers. Didn’t he hate you at first?

Tony: He hates everybody at first. It’s his way of reaching out to people.

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Tony: Loki, while asleep, just rolled over, wrapped his arms around me and very lovingly whispered, “I want to murder you.”

Pepper: The important thing is he hasn’t yet and that means he loves you.

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Loki: I cannot put into words, just how much I want to stab him, right now.

Tony: …You could always draw a diagram.

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First meeting AU

Tony: [seeing Loki for the first time] Oh, he’s kinda cute.

Loki: [stabs someone]

Tony: He’s a murderer?!

Tony: But kinda cute…

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Stephen: Babe, is there anything you need to tell me?

Tony: No, why?

Stephen: Because the God of Mischief is at the door claiming to be your husband. And I'm getting really annoyed.

Tony: Fuck, I thought that was a dream.

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Loki: Guess what, I have flaws. What are they? Oh, I don't know. I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time reading. Occasionally I'll stab someone.

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Tony: Loki and I are going to adopt.

Peter: Oh wow, that's gre—

Tony: *slamming papers on the table* It's you, sign here.

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Tony *making coffee*: So, have you ever been in love?

Loki *smirking*: Of course!

Tony *with jealousy*: With who?

Loki *watching him intently*: With you.

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Tony: Bambi, both of us working for the first time on the same mission is a really special moment and I think we should celebrate it by getting married.

Loki: ... No.

Tony: Engaged?

Loki: No.

Tony: Going steady?

Loki: No.

Tony: A date?

Loki: No.

Tony: A kiss?

Loki: No.

Tony: A handshake?

Loki: No.

Tony: I'll see you tomorrow?

Loki: Sure.

Tony: I'll take it!

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Loki, to Thor: Never forget, you are my reason to smile!

Loki, under his breath: Because you're a fucking joke.

Thor: what

Loki: what

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Stephen: *falls* Ouch!

Someone: Oh my god! Is your bottom okay?

Stephen: How the fuck am I supposed to know? Loki and Tony are on the other side of the world.