#sassy loki is sassy

[thelibraryofsylphide]

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On Set of Thor (2011) Odin giving 0 fucks like always

[jiyascepter]

Bless.

[itsagentromanoff]

Loki: I so appreciate you boys coming when I call. That's what I like most about you Avengers. Obedient... and suicidally stupid. I like that, too.

Tony: We going to fight or make out, 'cause I'm getting some real mixed signals here.

[luxthestrange]

RoR Incorrect quotes#149 BROAD BALDY

You & Loki going to Male Deity Pep talks about how to get females...how to be a womanizer...it was really a "Wanna humiliate a Man?-YEAH!!!"

Zeus*Looking at the Rows of males*-Say the meanest thing you can think of me, Anybody

Y/n*Leaning against Loki, arm around his waist*...Forehead

Zeus*Looking visually confused*...Sorry?...What does that even mean?

Loki*Leaning unto you as well with a smile, nuzzling into your shoulder, Shrugs*Forehead~

Zeus*Swtiching from leg to another, scoffing*..Ok...sure it's just funny because I dont like...have a weird forehead-

Y/n*Snickers and nods at him*Heh-heh!-Just keep talking BALDY~

Zeus: Im NOT bald im actually regular alright-Listen when you approach a lady what you want to do is you want to take AN ALPHA body stance!BROAD SHOULDERS!*Puffing his chest and shoulders to show them*

Y/n*is letting Loki retouch lipstick and mockingly does a hand gesture to their own forehead*BROOOAD FOREHEAD

Zeus: Dude-DUDE im fine if you and he stays just don't interrupt me, please

Loki*Kisses your lips before the lipstick dries just to get the same shade,side-eyes at the Zeus*No no~We might~We Might~

Zeus: Ok look, no matter what a lady throws at you...*smiles at the crowd* and they can say some pretty random stuff, Just roll with it-I'll show you! I need a volunteer!

A deity in front of You and Loki get up just as you did

Zeus: Oh no I think you stood up first*Looking at the deity in front of you*

Y/n*Touching his shoulders with a malicious grin*Ey bro if you cool with it you know what im saying. You don't mind~*Is slowly making the demon sit down back*-If I do this right?~

Deity*Nods abit nervously*Uh-...Yeah yeah

Y/n*Smirks patting his back and walking up to the stage*Yeaaah Dexter's lab is cool with it~Go ahead baldy*gets on the stage next to Zeus*

Zeus*Scoff rolling eyes...but clearly getting self-conscious*Not bald-Alright im going to do what I call a basic opening line*Coughs and smirks at you with deeper voice*Hey goddess~ What's your name?~

Y/n*Hums and nods looking at him*You a bitch

Zeus*Looking offended*HEY-

Loki*In his chair clapping at you*THATS MY HUMAN~

[millerflintstone]

How dare you

[disastertriowriting]

Mobius: "It's easy to forget what a sin is in the middle of a battlefield." Loki: Opposite over hypotenuse.

[marconspectrum]

THE SASS RADIATING FROM THIS PICTURE???

[lokijiro]

Tween Frigga visits a witch who tells her that she will marry a king and have two children. Tween Frigga is a little disappointed because she wants seventeen children.

When Frigga is told that she can no longer have children after Thor's birth, she is confused. She is certain that despite what she is told, she is capable of having another child. However, Odin refuses to try; he won't risk Frigga's life or health, even though he hates that his queen is miserable and he knows he needs a spare.

When Odin brings Loki to Asgard, Frigga immediately knows that he is her prophecized second son.

[sadlynotthevoid]

I was feeling like a bit of slightly-angsty isolation this thursday, so...

AU where, instead of a double transmigration happening, RokSoo transmigrated to ogCale's body, but ogCale was put into a newly made double of his body and confined into a dimension pocket.

And just, no one knows about it and he can't get out until certain conditions are reached. For example: that someone finally gets rid of WS.

Luckily for him, RokSoo and company are rather fast to kill the white star. It only took them two years, way better than in his previous timeline.

Although, those are still two years in which og!Cale, the 40-year-old war soldier turned an 18-year-old time-traveler, had to spend trapped in that place. Completely alone except for the occasional god checking on him, and a few animals a god had the kindness to let for him. (It was Loki, but no one is going to call him out).

Og!Cale is a person who loves easily and deeply but, contrary to his true nature, someone who lived through decades without deep boundaries to gave him feedback. Whether it was during the war that took everyone he knew from him, or before that, with the family he choose to stay at distance and love them from the side-lines. He lived so long without feeling genuine care, making any emotional bond that isn't one-sided, that he's hungry for them.

Being in the past, where everyone he loves hadn't died yet, where they will live, and being so close— just a dimensional door away, really— but not being able to see them, hear them, nor even talk to them... It hurts.

He's happy and so, so glad. They're alive. They can laugh and eat and breath again— and, someday, he will see them again. Even if they don't know how to act with him and is uncomfortable. Even if, most probably, they don't know he's not there and don't miss him, he will see them again.

So, yeah, he's fine with this situation. He accepted this.

That doesn't mean that the waiting doesn't suck. He, a freedom loving person, trapped in the godly version of a safehouse. Most of the days it's only he, his thoughts and the ridiculous massive library Athena managed to fit in here. And his friends, the animals, of course.

Inside of that lonely place, of course, Cale gets attached to the animals that are by his side everyday. He was already an animal lover, to begin with. The little guys who just go through their lives being absolutely adorable and are more loyal than most people around... How can he not love them?

Besides, Athanasia, the griffin, gives the best cuddles he has ever had.

He gets used, eventually. It's not like he never had lived in a big house where the only beings around wouldn't speak more than three words to him. (Well, at least the animals try to talk with him. He just needed to learn what they mean.)

And Cale can do whatever he wants here. If he wants to play the violin or paint, do acrobatics or keep his training, he can just do it. There's no need to hide. No need to restrain himself.

There's no one here to get sad at her memories. No one to spread rumors about 'skills' or 'talents'. No one to turn his interests into weapons against his own family by comparing Bassen to him.

Eventually, it feels like a different kind of freedom here.

—And then he gets out.

[lokiswife-dark-fox-queen]

If these two met do you think they will get along or annoy one another with as much snark as possible?

[sigyn-foxyposts]

"King frost bite fanart!"

These drawings were based on a wonderful fan fiction with the same name as the title, written by my very good friend @jonquilclegane !! The story was just so good it never left my mind ✨

[deedsofmercy]

formerly evil, morally grey gay with a tragic backstory is a very specific type to always make my blorbo but man do I ever

[itsagentromanoff]

Tony: [Loki grabs Tony by throat and is holding a knife on him] Well, either choke me or cut my throat. Make up your mind.

[humandisastertonystark]

This shit still cracks me the fuck up, "just as humans" like seriously Odin, wtf are you waffling about

[faustlyaccused]

First comfort obsession character vs most recent

[silvertongued-trickster]

𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐘'𝐑𝐄 𝐀 𝟏𝟎 𝐁𝐔𝐓…

@stripesofbrooklyn — "They're a ten but they chase after other Avengers..."

~ ❝ oh, jealous, are we? my sincerest apologies, captain rogers, I had no idea — would you rather I direct my attentions solely at you? if so, I'm afraid you're going to have to make more of an effort to capture it in the first place. ❞