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My new story!!! Aaaaaaa

<a href="https://archiveofourown.org/works/38403991"><strong>Let’s run away baby, because all I need is you.</strong></a> (1947 words) by <a href="https://archiveofourown.org/users/We_are_the_stray_dogs"><strong>We_are_the_stray_dogs</strong></a><br />Chapters: 1/1<br />Fandom: <a href="https://archiveofourown.org/tags/%E6%96%87%E8%B1%AA%E3%82%B9%E3%83%88%E3%83%AC%E3%82%A4%E3%83%89%E3%83%83%E3%82%B0%E3%82%B9%20%7C%20Bungou%20Stray%20Dogs">文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs</a><br />Rating: Teen And Up Audiences<br />Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings<br />Relationships: Dazai Osamu/Kunikida Doppo (Bungou Stray Dogs)<br />Characters: Dazai Osamu (Bungou Stray Dogs), Kunikida Doppo (Bungou Stray Dogs), Referenced ADA, Armed Detective Agency Ensemble (Bungou Stray Dogs), Armed Detective Agency and Port Mafia Ensembles (Bungou Stray Dogs)<br />Additional Tags: Just Married, Based on a song, they're married, Fluff, Flashbacks, these two are precious, give these assholes some love &lt;3, Song: Fast Car (Tracy Chapman), Fluff and Mush, just fluff, I guess angst, If You Squint - Freeform, Boys In Love, Married Couple, Driving, songs on the radio, Singing, softly singing, Referenced ADA - Freeform, they're there, wingman chuuya, Protective Kunikida Doppo (Bungou Stray Dogs), i guess Kunikida’s side of the story, because Dazai is asleep half the time, Sleepy Dazai, Caring Dazai Osamu (Bungou Stray Dogs), Bottom Dazai Osamu (Bungou Stray Dogs), Yes Dazai can be caring, I Will Go Down With This Ship, Bisexual Dazai Osamu (Bungou Stray Dogs), Gay Kunikida Doppo, Soft Kunikida Doppo (Bungou Stray Dogs), saying goodbye, they're running off together, Running Away, i guess, Sweet, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, Dazai loves this song, they are in love, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence<br />Series: Part 1 of <a href="https://archiveofourown.org/series/2863165">Fanfics based off of…</a><br />Summary: <p>“ you got a fast car, </p><p> I want a ticket to anywhere. </p><p>Maybe we can make a deal. </p><p> Maybe together we can get somewhere. “</p><p>Or; </p><p>Dazai and Kunikida run off together when it’s all over.</p>

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Happy Anime Day!!!!

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The more that you say…

The less I know…

Wherever you stray…

I follow…

Begging for you to take my hand…

Wreck my plans…

That’s my man.

—-» Willow, Taylor Swift

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But here I am…

Next to you…

The sky is more blue…

In Malibu…

Next to you…

In Malibu.

—-»Malibu, Miley Cyrus

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Armin x everyone hc’s

*Some intentionally romanctic, others not. Take it as you will.

*modern au

*TW: (a little) nsfw, mentions of self-harming and other mature themes.

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Marco/Armin :

-✨ Besties ✨

-would cuddle with each other until they fell asleep.

-Armin has nightmares and panic attacks and he always goes to Marco whenever it gets too much.

-the type to slow dance with each other at prom

-takes each other to prom because no one asked them.

-sleepovers ( either it be with the squad or just themselves ) are a must.

-Korean dramas. All I’m gonna say.

-Just dance buddies ( and sometimes Connie joins )

-they have kissed each other once, on a middle school dare. They didn’t really know what to say.

-Marco loves to drag Armin over to his house to play Mario Kart or Minecraft.

-The loving supporters, will hold each other up for everything.

-Marco is the only one ( well Mikasa too, ) Armin trusts when it comes to his feelings and secrets.

-have matching bff necklaces. More like ‘promise rings’ for besties. Never take them off.

-Marco drinks, kinda, but Armin doesn’t. And Marco revels in that.

-Both know Morse code so they’ll literally be tapping to each other during class.

-Whenever Armin started to ‘stress-cut’, Marco would spend every waking hour with him, taking care of him, making him feel loved.

-Marco met Armin’s grandpa about a year before he died and has always comforted Armin after that.

-Armin’s Grandfathers last wishes to Marco was to “take care of him, make sure he’s okay and make sure he sees the ocean.”

-these are the bestie pairs.

Connie/Armin :

-these crazy bitches-

-met when Connie wanted to hide his weed stash in Armin’s locker and the blonde agreed.

-after that they became friends.

-they will literally jam to bts at full volume in their car.

- ✨ Just Dance for the soul ✨

-Mario Kart reigning champions.

-Connie knows Armin hates the smell of alcohol, cigarette smoke or weed so he keeps all that stuff away from him.

-founder of the #protectbabyArmin club.

-will beat up anyone who fucks with Armin.

-Onesie buddies. Got matching ones for sleepovers.

-Armin was the first to find out Connie was bi.

-Admittedly Connie has a crush on Armin.

-Wanted to make-out with him on several occasions.

-Armin will constantly be picking up drunk Connie from parties and bringing him home to rest and relax.

-These two could live off red-bulls and Poptarts for days.

-Study Buddies. ( more or less )

-Connie helped dress Armin. Like, took him to the mall for a major shopping spree and got him his own style instead of cheap hand-me-downs.

-ARMIN IS CLINGY WITH EVERYONE OKAY! And he will snuggle up to Connie whenever he’s not feeling too well that day and the baldy is always up for snuggle time.

-had to “fake” being Connie’s boyfriend so some creepo would stop hitting on Armin.

Sasha/Armin :

-same as Connie.

-Met her through Connie, at one of his parties.

-Will share food constantly.

-always getting boba and mochi.

-Sasha once walked in on Armin having a panic attack in the bathroom of Connie’s apartment, went into protective mode and started comforting and went to grab his plushies and snacks.

-will sit there and have a Disney marathon for no reason whatsoever.

-it’s just one of those days.

-cosplayers. Change my mind.

-Sasha taught him how to ask people out. He used it on someone and it worked.

-wEeBs. Breaking the fourth wall but oh well-

-will share hoodies if Armin’s are dirty.

-will also take Armin shopping.

-the vice-president of Connie’s club.

-Hugs. Needs them. Constantly.

Reiner/Armin :

-star football athlete and nerdy geek dynamic.

-teaches Armin the basics of flirting, kissing, sex…

-ngl, he wanted to fuck Armin. Thought he was pretty.

-Smacked his ass a couple of times.

-Head pats. Reiner will just randomly pat Armin’s head and ruffle his hair, it’s his way of showing affection.

-Will give Reiner answers to tests, only if he takes him out for some fast-food and binge watch some new Netflix show.

-Armin is good friends with Annie, Reiners almost “sister” and will constantly be stopping fights between the two.

-confessed to Armin he liked him but he was hella drunk so Armin didn’t think he meant it.

-also drives out of his way to pick up a drunk Reiner, who’ll talk shit about everyone and everything the whole ride home.

-Reiner saw Armin cry for the first time and hugged him, which was weird cuz Reiner hates hugs.

-tried to get Armin to drink, to no avail.

Mikasa/Armin :

-Childhood best friends.

-knew each other since they were five.

-she’s like a mother to him. Keeps him out of trouble.

-will SLAP anybody who hurts him. Has done it before.

-will constantly be around each other. Mikasa’s paranoid something may happen to him.

-cuddles and hugs. She’s kissed him on the forehead once or twice after a panic attack or anxiety spike.

-the one to take care of him when he’s sick.

-she’s so motherly it’s unreal.

-she listens to everything Armin has to say, and vice versa.

-completely understood when Mikasa came out as Aro/Ace. And Armin did everything in his willpower to keep any pervs away.

-Mikasa practically threw herself at Armin when she found out he was self-harming.

-Drowned

-showered him in love and support, bought him so many new plushies.

-will keep Armin as pure and innocent as she possibly can.

-didn’t judge Armin when he said he enjoyed dressing as a girl sometimes.

Jean/Armin :

-Jean is the biggest simp oh my lord-

Used to like Mikasa until he met Armin.

-always gets flustered around Armin. Blushing at nearly everything he says.

-Marco’s step-brother, met Armin through him.

-my dude is LITERALLY oblivious to Jeans attempts.

-will take him out to dinner, sit down to watch a movie, anything.

-loves to cuddle with Armin. And Armin enjoys it equally.

-Armin’s Jeans tutor, although Jean never studies and would rather stare at his blonde beauty all day.

-Jean doodles in Armin’s notebooks/textbook.

-they sit beside each other in science.

-would stay up late questioning life in general.

-Jean gets jealous whenever Eren comes back around.

-with get all pissy and bratty.

-Armin will have to take care of him.

-✨ pillow forts ✨

-TikTok dancers.

-American crime shows.

Eren/Armin :

-little to nonexistent.

-used to be BEST friends, like, soulmates.

-until Eren left without saying goodbye.

-Armin cried every night for the six months after that.

-frankly, hates Eren for that.

-though some part of him still loves him.

-Eren will come visit every now and then, just to see Armin.

-Eren hates everyone, accept Armin. He loves Armin, wants him to be his. But since he’s away so much…eh.

-HATES Jean. Despises him.

-It’s awkward trying to show Armin physical affection. Cuz it’s been so long.

-loves Armin. Is crazy for him.

-Armin doesn’t want anything to do with him anymore. He hates the fact he’s here.

-whenever he found out Armin was cutting, he felt so heartbroken and to know he was one of the causes to it- made him cry.

-honestly though, Eren should just go back to Zeke.

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Not grab your wrist..?

I can be a better boyfriend…

Than him…

I can do the shit that he never did…

Up all night I won’t quit…

Thinkin’ how I’m gonna steal you…

From him…

I could be such a gentleman…

Plus all my clothes would fit.

—-» Boyfriend, Dove Cameron

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Ranpo and Kēnji would be friends.

Like-

Besties.

I know age difference exists and it would be weird but oh well, my brain does not care.

For my abusive parents headcanon for Kēnji, Ranpo would be the first one to find out. He’d find out but wish it were never true. After he confronted Kēnji about it ( and he reluctantly confessed ), Ranpo would always be the one who would check up on his wounds and comfort him whenever he had a nightmare or a panic attack. He shared his snacks with him from time to time, and makes sure to put burn cream, ice packets or bandages on him anytime he needs it.

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« Bsd angst headcanons »

TW : self-harm, ticks, triggers, abuse, very disturbing topics, etc.

( I am strictly making these for the sole purpose of my stories. AO3 is taking forever to write back to me and I have so many ideas for one-shots omg- so enjoy I guess )

SPOILERS BEYOND THIS POINT!!

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•Under Dazai’s wrappings, he has numerous cuts. He started cutting about right after Oda died, he hated himself so much back then. He still does it now, only not continuously, for fear he might be caught.

•Ranpo stress-scratches. Whenever he’s in his head, or extremely stressed, he tends to scratch at his wrist. It usually ends up drawing blood.

•Dazai took Ango up on his proposal. At the end of the Dark arc Ango asks to meet up once this is all over. Dazai goes to meet him, only to find it’s much more depressing with Oda gone.

•Kēnji has abusive parents. His dad was ( and still is ) a drunk and would go off on him constantly. His mother could really never do anything in fear she may get hurt. Kēnji started to hide behind a smile after that.

•Ranpo is an introvert. He can’t talk to people at outings. Whenever the ADA needs to attend some formal gathering, Ranpo is always rocking his foot. He also won’t eat anything, again, I’m fear he may throw up.

( that one is actually one of my tics so I relate- )

•Atsushi feels unworthy. And he’ll cry himself to sleep.

•Dazai has insomnia. Mostly from Mori forcing him to stay awake and train.

•If you were to pull Kēnji’s shirt up, you’d see dark bruises and scars running up and down his body.

•Kunikida started to have panic attacks after the Azure King bombing.

•Ranpo is scared of the dark, so much so he’ll scream and cry if he’s left alone for too long

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Why would you ever kiss me..?

I’m not even half as…

Pretty…

You gave her your sweater…

It’s just polyester…

But you like her better…

I wish I were Heather!

—-» Heather, Conan Gray

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No fair…

You really know how to make me cry…

When you give me those…

Ocean eyes…

I’m scared…

I’ve never fallen…

From quite…

This high…

Falling into your…

Ocean eyes…

Your ocean eyes…

—-» Ocean Eyes, Billie Ellish

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He’s singing…

She’s a…

She’s a lady…

And I am just a boy…

He’s singing…

She’s a…

She’s a lady…

And I…

Am just…

A line…

Without a…

Hook.

—-» Line without a hook, Ricky Montgomery.

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« Eren x Armin headcanons »

Warning : Yaoi, referenced sex

( *this will be set in a college/suburban au cause I just can’t see Eren liking anybody in the canon-verse. )

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•Eren is basically cold to everyone except Armin. He resents his mother and father, for always nagging him and treating him unfairly. He despises Mikasa because she’s always looking out for him, treating him like a baby. He has “friends” but ultimately hates them as well. Armin is a different story, for some odd reason, he feels so much love for Armin, he treats him like a king.

•Eren met Armin through Mikasa. Armin was good friends with Mikasa, she was his best friend. She asked him over and he accepted, meeting Eren for the first time. Instantly Eren wanted to know him more.

•After ( stalking ) getting to know Armin more, he asks him out on a date.

•Once their together, Eren meets Armin’s friend group. Jean, Connie, Sasha, Mikasa, Reiner, Marco and Berthold ( and Annie though she denies it ).

•Now back to our regular scheduled headcanons!

•Armin is a soft boi, his aesthetic screams light-academia. Eren is the complete opposite, whole grunge and punk vibe. The dynamic is amazing.

•Eren is possessive. He will constantly have an arm around his shoulders or a hand on Armin’s waist. If he thinks someone is hitting on him, he will swoop in and start to kiss and bite his neck. He’s even bared his teeth before.

•Armin loves whenever Eren pulls his hair up into a man-bun. He thinks it’s hot.

•Eren’s biggest problem is Jean. He soon found out a month into their relationship that Jean used to date Armin, though both had openly said they don’t like each other anymore and that relationship was cute for awhile but Jean liked Marco and Armin wasn’t interested in him anymore than a friend. But Eren being the paranoid little shit he is, is constantly making sure Jean know Armin is his, and nobody else’s.

•Eren’s pet names/nicknames for Armin are; “baby”, “bunny”, “Min”, “Minnie” and “baby-cakes”.

•Armin just calls him “Eren” or “Babe”. The nicknames are reserved for the Alpha.

•Eren is top. Armin is precious bottom.

•Eren knows what Armin’s favorite coffee is. And will constantly be running from campus to the nearest coffee stand to get him his coffee and will bring it to him nearly every morning.

•Eren has actually dropped out of college but lives with Armin in his dorm to escape is nagging parents.

•Armin LOVES books. He has shelves upon shelves of books, of Plato, Homer, Shakespeare, etc.

•Armin will wear Eren’s hoodies, all the time. Whenever he’s staying in and doesn’t go anywhere, will throw on one of Eren’s hoodies and watch anime while drinking boba and eating soba.

•When Armin cut his hair short, Eren swore he had a nosebleed.

•Armin tends to have major anxiety and will pull at his hair and scratch at his wrist. Eren started to notice this and started buying him body lotion and stress-relievers.

•Armin loves scented candles, and Eren tends to buy them as little gifts for him.

•Armin is a lightweight ( surprise, surprise ) and doesn’t like to drink. However, has gotten drunk a few times at parties, usually ones Connie and Sasha coax him into going cause “they’re good stress relievers!”

•Gets very giggly and chatty when drunk. And handsy. Eren once followed him to one of these parties and whenever Armin got drunk he started to get touchy with his boyfriend. Groping his chest, kissing up and down his neck, crawling on his lap and straddling it. Eren’s not complaining- he likes the view.

•Eren isn’t a lightweight and can take a lot. Vodka is what usually gets him. When he does drink ( which is also not often ) he starts to get horny. Armin will come to pick him up and he’ll start to whisper dirty stuff into his ear like; “damn baby, makin’ me hard just looking at you,” or “God I wanna fuck you so hard right now, the only name you’ll remember is my own.” Then he’ll often massage his inner thigh, teasingly close to his sensitive area.

•They both love dates. Doesn’t matter where. As long as they have each other.

•Armin got promise rings for each of them, promising eternal love. Eren and Armin both wear it around their necks.

•Eren got Armin’s name tattooed on his chest.

•Official sexuality’s

Armin : Pansexual, male.

Eren : Gay, male.

•The first time Eren had sex with Armin was magical. They had always teased about it but never actually did it until about two years into their dating.

•After that it became habit.

•Armin has a praise kink and loves receiving praise.

•He likes sucking off Eren. Makes him feel warm and fuzzy when he’s making Eren feel good.

•he is LOUD. Armin is like at top-volume man.

•Eren loves biting and marking Armin. Anything to show the world he’s his. He also revels in the fact Armin was a virgin until Eren claimed his virginity.

•Eren LOVES Armin in lingerie. Sasha had bought Armin a black lace one-piece with a red bow for Eren’s birthday and told him to surprise him with it. He did and boy- if this man didn’t loose it right there. Yeah, let’s just say Eren started buying a lot of lingerie from then on.

•Aftercare is cute.

•he’ll clean Armin with a bath and will fall happily asleep with his blonde angel in his arms.

•Contrary to what people believe, Armin’s a tiktoker. A pretty famous one too. Him and Eren make couples TikTok’s nonstop.

( *I also have a matching au where Erwin and Levi adopt Armin as their child and I’m integrating that into these next few headcanons. )

•Levi is a very protective father. He DID NOT like Eren at all. He warmed up a little, but is still sore about taking his sunshine away.

•Erwin was still more chill, however, he made it clear never to hurt Armin, otherwise it would be the death penalty.

•Eren was extremely nervous to meet Armin’s parents, the ex-military commanders. Levi was skeptical and didn’t trust Eren at all. Erwin was more welcoming and open, which Armin greatly thanks him for.

•When they first found out Armin had lost his virginity to Eren, Levi was pissed. More than pissed actually, mostly at Eren. Erwin was shocked. But Armin quickly explained he was a grown man and he loved Eren and they made sure to be safe. Levi still beat Eren’s ass though-

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*I found so many cool drawings for my au’s from @expressityart they’re amazing!! Please go follow them on TikTok and Twitter and Instagram guys, they really are an amazing artist and deserves more love

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« Kunikida x Dazai headcannons »

Warnings : Yaoi, referenced sex

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•Old married couple.

•From afar, it looks like they hate each other, but that’s just them.

•Kunikida, being the proper man he is, proposed first. It was elegant and since he’s into gold, Dazai’s ring was a gold band.

•Dazai loves to cuddle up to Kunikida, anytime, anywhere. He’ll be in the middle of work and will wrap his arms around Kuni’s waist or sit on his lap. At home, he will get handsy, clinging to his arm, wrapping his legs around his waist and nuzzling his head into his neck.

•these two LOVE movie dates. They enjoy outings but will opt for binging some Korean Drama while snuggling.

•Kunikida’s nicknames for Dazai are; “my beautiful”, “my love”, “baby” and “sweetheart”

•Dazai is obsessed with calling Kunikida “Kuni” or he’ll just call him “Doppo” and obviously “babe”.

•Kunikida is top. Dazai is bottom boy. Fight me.

• Dazai has nightmares constantly, and would cry in his sleep, whispering things about his life in the port mafia and Oda, Mori and Chūya. Kunikida would comfort him too, wrapping his arms around him and grounding him.

•Whenever Atsushi first joined the agency, it took him awhile to figure out his mentor was married.

•It wasn’t till he saw the ring on his finger.

“Wait…Dazai-san are you…married….?”

“Ah- yes. Why?”

“Really? To who? If I may ask,”

“It’s fine, I’m married to Doppo-kun.”

“…”

“WHAT?!”

•Takes Atsushi a minute to process. Everyone else in the agency finds this normal.

•Kunikida found out about Dazai’s past about a year into them dating. Dazai had been so scared Kuni would leave him he kept it a secret. Kunikida was disappointed that Dazai took this long to tell him ( or that he found out from Chūya, ) but isn’t mad about being in the port mafia. He says he’s a changed person. And that Kunikida sees that, and would never hate him for it or leave him.

• Kunikida hates it when Dazai makes attempts. Dazai always jokes about it and has even made attempts while they were married. It scared Kunikida to the point where he snapped at Dazai, making him flinch. And let me tell you, Dazai NEVER flinches. Kunikida apologized but explained that he was not okay with the fact that his only love was hurting himself. Dazai promised to stop, only if Kuni would help him and as always, he agreed.

•Dazai was insecure when he found Doppo’s ‘ideal woman’ page in his notebook. The list was so long, and so perfected, it made Osamu question if he was good enough. Dazai stayed up all night that night contemplating and re-reading that page. The next few days he changed quite a bit; he stopped chatting, stopped smiling and stayed glued to his desk, not bothering his boyfriend ( at the time ). Doppo started to take notice, finding it calming at first, a fresh difference from the constant nagging everyday. But soon it became boring and worrying. The whole agency seemed quiet, too quiet. He went to check on Dazai, only to find him quietly working with a dead look in his eyes.

• “My Love?” Doppo asks, eyebrow cocked up in worry. Dazai looked up, the dull-brown look in his usually bright eyes sending an uncomfortable chill down Kunikida’s spine. “Yes?” Dazai asks in return, no crude joke, or affectionate remark added. The blonde felt a pang to his stomach. What had happened? Did Kunikida do something wrong? Had he upset Osamu? He doesn’t remember having a fight with him. The poet huffs, stepping closer to his boyfriend. “What’s wrong?” He asks gingerly, pushing his glasses up the bridge of his nose. Dazai pauses for a moment, then sighs, dropping his head down to continue scribbling on the documents Fukuzawa had given him. “I don’t know what you mean Doppo-kun.” He answers numbly, hair shading his facial features away from sight. Kunikida was starting to get angry, this wasn’t like Dazai. This wasn’t Dazai the Dazai he knew was amazing. He laughed constantly and made crude jokes and was always bugging his boyfriend. Something Doppo greatly misses. “Osamu-“ the blonde starts, only to get cut off by the brunette. “I’m quite busy, Kunikida, would you please leave me be..” Okay. That was the last straw. “What is up with you?!” He snapped, Dazai’s head shooting up at the sudden action. “Your always at your desk, you barely talk to anyone, you’ve not even made an attempt to bug the hell outta me, baby, what’s going on?” Dazai says nothing, only pulling out a piece of paper that was tucked away into his jacket and slams it on his desk, eyes now leaking tears. “There. That’s what’s going on. Happy?” Kunikida takes the paper curiously, unfolding it and glancing over the words. He recognizes it instantly, eyes widening at the title ‘my ideal woman’. “I tried changing, to suit you, to be the perfect boyfriend you wanted, but you never noticed!” Osamu confessed, Kunikida staring at him with a heartbroken expression. “I love you Doppo! And I want to be the person you wanna see everyday! Is it cause I’m not a woman? Do I need transplants? Is it my attitude? I can change! I can! I’ll change until you love me!” Doppo tried to blink away the tears in his eyes, efforts proving to be fruitless. He reached for his boyfriend, dragging him around the desk for a tight hug. One that was possessive, but filled with love. “You imbecile,” Doppo whispers, Dazai crying into his vest. “I already love you, more than life will ever let me express.” Dazai looks up, eyes wide and lashes damp. “But the list-“ “I made that list a long time ago, before I knew who I was, who I loved,” he smiled. “Before I met you.” He brought his lips to his, capturing them in a kiss. It got heated quick, Kunikida propping Dazai up onto the desk. “I love you Osamu….only you….just as you are…”

•yea that night ended with sex

•Kunikida is more into the term; “making love” then “sex”. He loves to praise Dazai, making him feel good. He isn’t into BDSM or Masochism. He thinks it isn’t right and he doesn’t want to hurt his love.

•Kunikida has a Daddy kink. It was purely by accident. Dazai was riding Kunikida and in the mist of euphoria, he screams Daddy at the top of his lungs and they both stop. Dazai looks absolutely embarrassed while Kunikida is frozen, before he nuzzles his head against the brunettes and whispers; “yeah baby, cry for daddy,”

•Dazai is the lord of praise kinks. He loves receiving praise and love since he’s never really had it in the first place.

•Dazai likes to ride Kunikida, since he’s able to feel closer to him by hugging him.

•Aftercare is always sweet.

•Doppo will clean off Osamu and kiss his forehead, cheeks, temple and nose repeatedly while praising him more, whispering things like; “you did so well” , “I’m so proud of you”, “I love you, my beautiful angel”.

•In the mornings, Dazai will snuggle with Kuni and sleep in, then he’ll slip on one of Kunikida’s shirts and roam around the apartment half-naked with a cup of coffee in his hands while Doppo makes breakfast.

•if by unfortunate chance they have to work, Dazai will end up passed out at his desk or on the agency’s couch.

•they never go too rough, it’s mostly slow or medium-paced and Kunikida was all about safety for a while, then got used to not using a condom.

•no sex on sad days.

•Oda’s birthday is also a no.

•They love waltzing. Or just slow dancing in there apartment.

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Bonus! :

•Chūya is Dazai’s amazing wingman and got Kunikida to take Dazai out on his first date <3

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( I love this ship so much it is so underrated! )

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❝ You should forget about your debt.

No one remembers what you owe to them ❞

----Dazai Osamu