I’m Suddenly In Love With Hobie And NEED Some Hobie/Miles Content Like THE CHEMISTRY????? Forget Gwen. Gwen Who? The Only Person Hobie Knows Is The Cutesy Little Spider Who No One Wants To Help For Some Reason. The Way He HUNG Off Of Him?????
MY FAWKING GOSH BRO THEY MEAN THE ACTUAL WORLD TO ME LOOK HOW THEY LOOK AT EACH OTHER I AM COMPLETELY CONVINCED LOVE LIKE THIS DOES NOT EXIST LORDDDDD I HAVE NEVER FELT THIS MUCH EMOTION (CLAWS AT WALL AND RIPS OUT HAIR AND BREAKS EVERYTHING IN SIGHT)
Vash is hot like a heater. Despite both Wolfwood and Meryl saying they’re not cold and don’t need to cuddle up when they’re sleeping in the desert, they always end up cuddled in the morning.
When they get Vash back from plant catatonic state (optimistic here) neither Meryl or Wolfwood let him out of their sight for months.
Wolfwood trains Meryl on the derringer. Vash trains her to aim but not at people. She’s a quick learner and while she isn’t as good with her aim as the boys she’s definitely better than your average person
In turn Meryl attempts to teach the boys how to do makeup for excellent disguises. They don’t use it.
There are a lot of Vash/Meryl cry sessions after July’s destruction. Wolfwood says he wasn’t worried but he’s also a liar.
They all have nightmares for various reasons but while Wolfwood will subconsciously push them down (there will be absolutely zero repercussions for this) and Meryl will just cry in her sleep Vash will scream and fight in his.
Vash is typically a light sleeper but when he’s having a nightmare it’s near impossible to wake him.
Wolfwood rides in the front seat. He doesn’t wear a seatbelt. He puts his feet on the dash. Meryl hates it. Vash loves it because he also doesn’t wear a seatbelt and will nap in the back seat.
Vash is not allowed behind the wheel after an unfortunate incident including a Thomas. Meryl hates it when Wolfwood drives too which makes him steal the keys often.
Vash cried the time Wolfwood and Meryl surprised him with donuts.
Vash also will not tell anyone that he’s uncomfortable or hurt if he thinks it’s going to disturb their day at all. Meryl slaps him when he doesn’t tell her about his prosthetic legs.
Meryl walks into a hotel room after getting supplies to see the boys full on making out. She calls them gay and leaves. Vash attempts to run after her but Wolfwood doesn’t let him. (Because he’s a bratty bottom who’s clingy as hell but won’t admit it to himself but everyone knows)
Meryl and Vash eventually get their moment of awkwardness where Wolfwood walks in on them making out. He says it doesn’t bother him but the next morning complains about it when they get in the car again for like two hours (because again bratty bottom) prompting Meryl to slam on the breaks and lean over to kiss him for at least 30 seconds before returning to driving.
Wolfwood is quiet for the rest of the drive.
When they do get to a motel they do their normal routine except when they go to sleep Vash convinces both of them to share the bed because they’re going to end up there in the morning. With minor protests they agree and Vash kisses them both goodnight. And just like that mashwood is born.
Jesper: When Wy is learning a new song on the piano Ive noticed he taps his fingers absentmindedly like hes practicing but hel be half asleep in bed or listening to me read
Jesper: I dont want to mention it because not only is it adorable, but I dont think he’s realises hes doing it